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Even Ekpoma don release admission list. My cousin got admitted. So happy for him.

Uniben... Uniben. .Unibend.. how many times I call you? I comment my reserve for una. Smh

darkenedrebel:
coogar
emaprince
ksslib

you guys have been chosen to serve as judges for the RG/NL tourney kicking off soon.
3 members of RG would also act as judges, thus, there would be 6 judges all together..


take note...& quote this to tell us if you would be available or not. talks with rg admins are ongoing

Would have loved to, but me sef wan participate for the tourney. I need a challenge .

One more thing, the sign-up for the tourney shouldn't be a first come first thing to avoid a situation where NL isnt well represented. The best should be choosen, even if it means via battle or general consensus.

Wow. . Am i the only one who thinks they look more beautiful without the usual plaster of paris/ojuelegba they calll make-up?

Women are confused creatures I tell ya.

RobinHez:
#gutted

Kpele.. Go look for another victim.

Opener - Tie ..

Rhymes - Rebel

Similes/ Metaphors - Rebel

Punchlines - Tie..

Flow - Tie. Both were easy to follow. No unnecessary break in transition.

Wordplays - Tie.. Very close. Just one more and one could have outdone the other.

Closer - Tie.. I thought mikuz was going to win this hands down, but was surprised how Rebel changed and made his lines shorter this time around.

Very close call. I think both you guys should have a rematch.

Mvgt---Rebel

RobinHez:
It seems there's a case of theft between two individuals here...anyone needs me to bring out the hammer?

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/lawyer-going-to-court-1626810.jpg

E don do. No one should make a meal outta it. There's no case here you hear. Kpele.Take heart.

Second list wait don turn you to confam aproko.

Adah96:
lol n so i was just scrolling through fb n I found d familiar powst on uniben erm wats it called....group ..n so I decided to check d name n pinshur of the broda DAT posted it....col cash me
our very own Nl broda .....#fan of the celebs #garry buyer #credit giver #his name is charity


to be continood

Ok. I now know who.

No need to continue. Just wanted to know who, not to embarrass the person. All izz well.

SuperNover:
Something like that

Oh that! Well, who time to die don reach go die anywhere. Even inside house of God.

SuperNover:
K. Alright. But on a normal day (not considering clearance now) don't you think it's necessary to go get your waec cert now that things are still fine?

Thanks for your concern, but like I said earlier, you wont understand.

By things still being fine.. Are you referring to the security situation down north?

Adah96:
Mr KSSlib r u d stealer or the stealee

Lol.. see ur tiny mouth. Even if I wan steal my own post, it has to be something much more intellectually stimulating or VERY VERY funny, not than kain plain post.

Besides, I dont have an fb account per se. The only one I have now sef has only one post and one picture of a robot. I only opened it cos my cousin begged me to. That he needed the likes...bla bla bla .

I can with the click of a button get who posted that on fb sef, but Who get that time?

So tell me who that person is.. Unless its you..

SuperNover:
perfect sense good morning Sir! Travelled to kano yet?

Morning. Not yet!

Ray360:
I understand your position. But being assured you will be admitted, it is necessary to get the very important ones ready. documents like WAEC cert. and birth certificate are Do-withouts .how far is Kano from your current residence. please, go get the cert and be sure the date and other petty data tally with the ones on other documents. There's no time.

Kano is very far from my current residence. We are talking about roughly 10hours journey here. But I love travelling though, so no qualms.

Elaborate on what you mean by dates must tally!

Adah96:

Wetin happen! Why you dey cover mouth?

Talk.. who be dat person?

SuperNover:
so you're the 'no ONE' I've been hearing about since I was a kid? Wow. Nice to meet you sir


Erm.. Sir, I think the lady above has something to say


But it could still be that you are the original poster...

No! Iam not the original poster. I went to fb to steal it, then used this time machine I ordered from jumia to go back in time and post it, so that if you compare the timing of both posts, it ll reveal mine came much more earlier. E make sense abi?

Adah96:
n so after everything. ..he decided to steal his post n use it to shine on fb ....
hmmmm haaa shine on efbee

Who posted that on fb?

SuperNover:
The Lord is your strength..
Why not travel to Kano now that there's still more than enough time?

Thanks. But its easier said than done. No worry, you won't understand.

Besides, haven't you heard that-- time waits for no one?

Well, fortunately, my name happens to be 'no one'..

Ray360:
baba... na just to print Jamb admission letter and some stuff. affidavits don ready. you should start getting yours ready too. Uniben might not shift the said date again as the interval might be too infinitesimal. you dont want to start rushing things. trust me.

I know i will be admitted for sure, but the motivation to start gathering docs is not there, honestly. I want to see my name on the goddamn list before I start getting the necessary docs. 3days should be more than enough to get all.

The main one sef, which is my original waec cert, is yet to be collected by yours faithfully. I ll have to travel to kano to get it.....but I must see my name on that list first.

I don already mentally prepare for overwhelming stress that awaits me... Your own better na. You are halfway through already.

Ray360:
my oga at the toppest... How e dey go na?

E dey go fine jare. Every every dey well. Na just the list remain to solve the jigsaw.

How ur clearance preparations dey go na?

Jackossky:
I think the second list is out

Hahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahah
At last..I no my fate

You don ever chop slap wey be say you dey try all ur best to cry, mouth wide open but no sound gree comot. Na only tears go just dey comot from ya eye.

That kain slap wey go make you hold ur ear like say you dey receive important call. You don ever chop that kain slap before?

Ray360:
KSSLIB. my chaperon, paragon of sagacity. I Take bows in obeisance. good evening o...

Lol... The zestful Ray. You are far too kind and humble with words jare. I admire that.

Evening to you too.

SuperNover:
wow wow wow...
Thanks a lot bro.
You just motivated me
Thanks a million.

FEAR is really something too big to discuss and analyse

You welcome.

pegolala:
nope. its kinda like big bang theory but way cooler. its a HBO series abt 5 geek guys who are coders trying ro start their own company in the famous silicon valley california. wher facebook,google,bloger,linkdin an so many other companies started. its a very funny series.

Silicon valley is cool. Its hilarious. The blend of different stupid characters who are unique in their own hilarious way always keeps me screaming for more, but saying its way cooler than Bing Bang Theory? **scratchs head** Not in this world bro. Haba.

Well, I guess it all boils down to preference.

SuperNover:
Is there really true happiness on earth?

Why does fear always find its way in our lives?
Can one be perfectly happy?
Having no worries and sorrows at all.
We are always uncertain of the future.
Uncertain about what's going to happen next.
It seems like uncertainty has now become our only certainty.
Before I wrote my jamb, I was scared of failure.
And when the results were released, I was hoping my fears and worried would be wiped out because I passed. And yeah. They really were wiped away. But just after that, new fears and worries developed again. It was now the fear of passing my post utme.
Post utme came and went, I excelled. My fears died.
And new fears came up again. Now it was the fear of admission, I was worried. Day and night I stayed awake. But after the wait, admission list came out and I was admitted.
Now I felt relieved and glad that I've crossed all hurdles and there was nothing more to be scared of not until when I went through my post utme slip one afternoon and noticed that my passport was slightly tilted(and I heard uniben does not joke with passport issues )
A new fear Grew again!

My question is, is there really true happiness on earth. Is anyone really happy with life and all.
Is there anyone without worries?
Or maybe fear and worries are part of what makes us humans.
Cos I know even after If I have a successful clearance, and I become a bonafide student of the university of Benin, A NEW FEAR IS STiLL GONNA COME UP.
Obviously we live in a world of fear and uncertainty.


By supernova.
Kindly Ignore my errors if you happen to find any
Thanks for reading.

This, is simply beautiful. This is like the most beautiful thing ive read in a long while. Thats because I saw myself speaking to me. It was as if you read my mind. I love how the fear here wasn't just for exams alone, but life in general. Your message is deeper than some might figure but I perfectly understand. I do.

Forget the errors, writing is all about projecting emotions. Making your audience feel yours or make them aware of theirs and you, my friend, did well. Kudos. I love it.

#peace out#

Ray360:
not really, I was missing your hilarious and sensible posts, borne by wisdom. how are you doing? you don't check in quite often like you used to. why?

Iam doing great.

Well, I guess thats because nothing interests me here anymore, save for the much awaited list.

Hope you good though?

Ice has greatly improved, I must say. A lil more effort, a lil more creativity and you will be there.

Bruce gat this. He got all the crits, except attendance which Ice tied with him.

Mvgt--Bruce

TochiPhotos:
"I was once a successful business man, but I lost everything when my shop was brought down by the Govt. Since then, I've found it very difficult to bounce back. Do you believe I now do conductor and wash plates in a restaurant to survive?
There is one person I will never forget in my life, his name is Austin, he is my friend. Austin never left me when everybody did, he has been the one helping me since I lost my business, he helps me so much that at times, I feel ashamed, but he told me not to worry, that he knows I will bounce back soon.
A Lady I met in the restaurant told me I would make a good model so I joined a modeling agency. I've been on the runway a few times and it really made me happy. When I'm not washing plates or doing conductor, I'm doing my modeling thing.
I want to be successful again, even if it's not for myself but for Austin. He has shown so much faith and belief in me and I want to be able to pay him back one day."

This is so so touching. It's so so scary how just one event can destroy all what one has worked for in life.

I was more touched by his friend, Austin. Austin, i do not know you, but may God bless you.

*sigh** Life is just a pot of beans.

kraspsberr:
What do you guys think on these questions? Please your responses are important for my project. Thanks.


1. During lunch, how much do you spend on your meal on the average per day?

less than 300 naira

more than 300 naira but less than 500 naira

more than 500 naira but less than 1,000 naira

more than 1000 naira

Which one be all dis 300naira,500naira, 1000naira I just dey see there so? Shey bread, groundnut &pure water no be food? The three sef no reach 100naira. Plus no be lunch we dey call am--- na afternoon food.

kraspsberr post: 2. When buying meals, do you choose cheaper price over high quality?

Well, it depends on man state of mind at that time & if man pocket carry belle. If pepper rest well, na quality over price but if pocket dry, and the hunger Ph level don dey cross danger zone, omoh as much as 5naira can buy will do. Afterall, just one meal doesn't make the difference... plus , belle no be show glass

kraspsberr: 3. Do you like your meals delivered to you?

No nau.. As you dey pay, Iya kpalasa dey serve you nau.

kraspsberr: 4. How often do you eat out?

For now, maybe twice in 2 months and thats because I have enough free time to prepare whatever poison I feel like eating in the kitchen. But when things get back to normal, lets say three to four times a week.

kraspsberr: 5. How often do you order meals online?

Even jumia and konga sef, I never finish trust them with delivering gadgets without several complains, na food I go come order online. Abeg, I never ready to chop refurbished rice and fairly cooked beans.

kraspsberr: 6. Where do you often buy ready to eat meals from?

Na buka win am oh. Its cheap and you get right to break bone lick plate join sef and pple go dey hail you. Unlike those fancy joint wey dem fit call police arrest you . Plus You go see Iya kpalasa girls as dem dey prepare the food sef. No be like those effizy fast food joints wey idowu fit behind closed doors, scratch nyash still use the hand mould semo then use one thick long armpit hair tie am inside leather.. Abeg, I no fit.

kraspsberr: 7. What is the name of your favorite eatery?

Na Buka we dey call am. Or joint.

kraspsberr: 8. I am

Single, but currently in a serious relationship with God!

kraspsberr: 9. I am

18 - 25 years old

Good luck with your project.

Ray360:
where is Ksslib?

Xup, ma G! Gat something for me?

Tabh:
I have been. very good.
guess you are fine too

Yea.. iam good. But I missed ur naughty ass plenty sha.

Good to know you good dear.

Ffucking take the chats to the chatroom. Isnt that what the chatroom was made for?

What's with niggaz killing the flow sef? Stop choking the thread with irrelevant comments, which in turn, takes the glory off ffr.

Tabh:
Happy independence to
Ochon
Caseless
Ksslib
Lertee
Stateofmind
Jekyllandhyde
Olubukato
Idowuogbo
Luvablesam

Dunno if they are all still on Nl.

The one and only Tabhilicious the delicious. Longest time. How have you been?