₦airaland Forum

swisscarter:
GOD FORBID! NA YOUR NAME GO THEY 2ND LIST

Hahaha.. lwkmd..

Oya Robinhez the doubting Thomas.

RobinHez:
U gain admission..and Thread quiet like this?

I don celebrate na. Besides,people have different ways of expressing joy. I guess iam not the loud type.

Wait make I show you that of another friend of mine. I dey come.

swisscarter:
Mine show...error 404

No worry,ur name go dey second list.

I ll put you in my prayers bro.. Kpele

RobinHez:
I nor trust that pic

Why? So you eggspect mee north to blur my name shey? You try you hear.

swisscarter:
KSSLIB....you better start running!! cause the slap wey i go give you ehn..all witches for una village go confess unto salvation that Jesus is Lord!

Lol. Better go check ur admission status.

No say I no tell you oh. Ehen

RobinHez:

Why u dey laff?

You no go check ya own?

swisscarter:
I just saw a thread saying that uniben admission 1st batch is out...is it true?

Immi I saw this,I sharperly downloaded the jamb app from playstore. Clicked admission status and this was what I saw.

Omg..... omg..

At last..

Princecalm:
those numbers would have fallen by more than half now

Of course the numbers would have fallen but for now,no one can guess to what degree.

Hopefully,it should have fallen by a lot more than half cos half of two thousand is a thousand. Half of a thousand is 500. Half of 500 still gives 250 which happens to be a large number too. And those courses each have more than 2000 applicants.

At the end, na God hand everybody dey.

Princecalm:
I wasn't serious either.

Ok then.

RobinHez:
Guy abeg no make me go climb transformer o

60% of dat number no make am for Jamb, the rest na only 5% get massive score

Abeg abeg!

When I first see am,my heart fall enter belle..

Na when I see medicine I truly understand wetin the idiomatic expression .... 'where your own stop,na dere anoda person own for begin' mean

See Screenshot. Look at that of mech engine,pet eng and pharmacy too.

Disclaimer: Iam not trying to scare anybody pls. Iam only trying to liven...sorry darken the mood.

Princecalm:
Yea IF, but it can't happen tonight

Thats why its called 'IF' because there's a 50:50 chance it might or might not happen.

Besides,relax man. Dont take things too literal. I was only being open to whatever comes,albeit in an unserious manner.

Robinhez, shey na you wan lighten mood? How about the exact opposite...

Look this screen shot well and tell me exactly how you feel..

Princecalm:
1100 can't happen tonight

It can.


If Uniben releases her admission list tonight.

Ray360:
this reply left me laughing my head off. something above 55 and less than 63. . so your score is mazed among 56, 57, 58, 59, 60,61. Let minds dangle like a yo-yo in assumptions. hahah

Lol. Yes,my score is there. Look well and you ll see it. Its obvious. Very very.

I love mind games.

RobinHez:
Ah..don't sign out yet o...we need to Light this Thread up to page 1100

The thread is already on 1052.. With the rate at which its moving,dem fit reach 1100 tonight sef..

Jackossky:
Meet u Peepz in skul....na all of una patapata I go look for.
.ppepz wwy dey under my current search list na
Blueto
Ray
Venus
Creek
Shut the f up
Robinhez
Ksslib
Nomaa





Lol una think say I go forget Dr pukka
#unanevaseeanything

Meet u Peepz during clearance

No lele. We go surely meet for school.

RobinHez:
Haha...u dey try o..!

Assuming u score 70% u for sleep since 8pm

Anyways, Let's wait for the admission list

I for don go buy stove sef and one bag of beans..

Yea.. make we wait the list...

#signing-out-till then##

RobinHez:
See ur mouth



We dey enter elect elect together!

Amen bro.

If the scores of those who gained admission last year and the prev year into the faculty of engineering is anything to go by---- i think all the engineering aspirants here are within the safe zone.

Na few minutes past 4am i sleep. . I went through almost 700 pages of last years admission thread and the year before it. It was worth it sha..

At the end,God has the final say.

@mcpat,that seems fair. Thanks for your input.

RobinHez:
56<X<65

I fit bet say na 57 or 58 ... It must be one among the two.

Congrats by the way... Still a good score..

nolio:
what's dis one saying?would I be lieing about my own score again.some people can be provocating

Would have asked if you have a problem with comprehension but wouldn't that end up being a rhetorical question? As its evident your fingers move at twice the speed it takes your brain to process information.

My post wasn't an indirect jibe at anyone,i was merely having a logical discourse with a fellow and you were quick to jump on my mentions like the attention seeking who..r..e you happen to be.

Only God knows when the probability of something being true or false being 50:50 means its a lie..

Look,I dont even expect you to understand cos I mean,isnt it obvious that we have absolutely nothing in common? So you ll do yourself a whole lot good if you get the fffuck off my mentions cos trust me...iam the last person you want on your case...

JayBray:
Congratulobia..engineering ryt?

Same to you Jay.

Yea.

blackstreak:
Tru shii

Well said.

Yeah, Some have started

Success when you eventually start yours..

Erm,what dept are you currently in? What was your score the year you wrote?

elantraceey:
lol, The cut of majorly above 50 but sometimes they stop admitting below 55-60 and take the others to other departments.


I scored 59 but trust me my admission was by grace because my close friend then scored 62 but was given mathematics.

By they stopped admitting below 55-60 you mean? Didn't get that part well.

Lucky you.. erm, which state is that your friend from? E be like say the people wey dey her village get connection for admission office.

Jackossky:
Got somtin abo ve 55 but less Dan 62
God help

Toh.... goodluck..

RobinHez:
59

Since, it falls within that range,you might be right..

You?

blackstreak:
Chill bru

Since others posted, and its seems you one of the main Gs here

Thought you would lead the pack.

Only two people can be said to have posted their real scores here.. The guy who posted a screen shot of his and the other who posted that of his younger sister too..

If I tell you I scored 76%, all you have is my word. The chance of it being a lie or the truth is 50:50.

Not at all bruv.. I dont even comment that much here save for when necessary..

Have you guys started exams?

JayBray:
Ksslib! Bro wetin u get

Something above 55..less than 62..

blackstreak:
Yep, engineering.

Bru what's with the 55<x<62 shii ??

Anyone stealing your score?

Tell me Your mother's age and that of your father's too.

And no,its not an insult.

My point is,of course,no one will steal their ages but that doesn't mean everyone feels comfortable divulging certain information..

To worwor no good oh..

Nobody even remember the girl wearing black by the far left name.

Nice one Ray360. Your use of grammar is admirable..

If to say you be my brother or we dey thesame street sef,I sure say I no for fail any synonym that day.