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I did a google search and was fortunate enough to find something that ll keep me and some of you busy for the main time esp those who are skeptical about their chance of being **na till I complete am***?

http://myschool.com.ng/uniben/news/30395/uniben-admission-list-2014-2015-out-now-on-jamb-website.html#pgTp

These are real testimonies and lamentations from actual people,not robots who wrote the exam,not some dem say dem say... I hear say....my fathers younger brother from my mama side said..

Yes,the list is always based on the performance of students in a particular year but from my observation,even if they do vary from year to year,its only with a few marks. Or lets just put it this way----there's this invisible range schools always try to maintain. I believe there's a way they mark results to balance things out.. I believe that was what jamb did to PPT candidates who wrote last year.. ##just saying##

Use your score take gauge person wey get/no get ur desired course for that link to get little idea on what to expect. I no talk say make u use ur score take gauge person own to know weda Uniben go give you your course or not Oh! I say use am take get LITTLE IDEA on what to expect..ehen

Disclaimer: Iam not in anyway saying anything ive said above stands true. Iam just thinking out loud. And remember to always take what an aspirant says with a pinch of salt..

But that doesn't mean there might not be an element of truth in it.. Shalom

CreekReporter:
don't mind that confused niqqa

Lol. The way you carry religion for head ehn..no be here. See your siggy sef..

nolio:
u can still have ur phones and gain admisn. Don't tink d loosing of d phone has any connection with ur admission

Lmao.. If Mr Creek see this one now anoda argument go start again.

Eddiesmeiga:
. pls he do I check mine and wat is d Id and d pass word

Use the username and password you gave the cafe person who reprinted ur pume slip that had ur exam venue on it..

SEUNTOHBRUTAL:
Pls i scored 58 and i aspiring for chem eng pls is dat score low for dat course

Honestly,if I were you,the last thing I ll wana do is ask an aspirant like myself how fat or slim my chance is cos there is a 100% possibility that I ll say something to make myself feel better.

Anyway..i think your score is enough to give you mech engine based on hear-say. But like i said earlier,take what an aspirant like myself says with a pinch of salt...Good luck.

blackstreak:
As usual, it depends on the overall performance...

The cut-off might increase, as it seems your set had a better performance.

I'm a student.

What was your score tho?

Let me guess. You be Engine boy..

I scored something greater than 55 but less than 62..

blackstreak:
its 50 - 55...

This was last year's cut off tho

For real? I know engineering is not that high but this seems pretty low to me.. Maybe its just me sha.

Thanks all the same bro.. You a student or aspirant?

Ray360:
Impressive! Ksslib, Your head is well oiled. He should concentrate on his poly utme if he chose any. that's if he hasn't written already.

Yea,hopefully he has other options. Wish him the best.

#savetheenglishlanguage#

Chrislinton:
Just checked mine 41%
Aggregates any hope

Sorry bro. The best you can do right now is accept the fact that Uniben will not offer you admission. Forget what anybody will tell you like 'you might be offered another but small course' 'general performance might be low,so Uniben might consider' bla bla. They are all lies..

Just accept the reality of the situation and prepare to do better next year if you currently have no options to fall back to like second choice school...pre-degree in another school e...t..c

I would have given you hope like I suspect others might but ive come to realise that atimes,its better to be blunt and say it how it is than sugar-coat the situation.

I know all these because the first pume I wrote was Uniben's and guess what I scored?

49% on the dot. Guess what again? Iam also from Edo state. I accepted my failure at first but people started encouraging me. That it was just 1mark short of 50. That I was from Edo state... catchment area is in my favour.. That people perfomed poorly that year...bla bla.

At the end,the pain I felt when the admission list came out was 10times what I felt when I saw my pume result.

The fact that you didn't succeed this year doesn't mean you are less intelligent than those who did. Failure has never been a measure of intelligence and will never be.

To me,people dont fail. Some people only want something more badly than others do.. Wish you the best bro.. Been there and know how it feels. #one love#

yungstar092:
Abeg help me ask her..... D kind fear wey dey catch me nw no b small......

When she comes online,she ll get the mention

yungstar092:
Thank u father..... Pls wats d cutoff for elect elect last year

Finally!! Somebody going for elect/elect.. Uniben does not release her cut-off,so it ll be hard to know.

There is a nairalander who might be able to give a rough idea though. She is studying elect/elect in Uniben so there's a strong possibility she might have an idea.

Cc... elantraceey .. Last seen-27th August.. When you do come online,your input will be appreciated.

Erm,what did you score? Lol.. I know say you no go gree talk but I ll still ask anyway.

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swisscarter:
Mine is showing invalid credentials...wth??

The password is case sensitive..

Just log-in the email you used to register for the pume... Then copy ur putme id and paste in your preferred browser.. Do the same for your password.

Thats how I did mine.

I wont even pretend to be sad.

Does that make me a wicked person?

lordkvng:
I love your words.

You welcome.

lordkvng:
brother Is it good enough?... Am feeling somehow... m from edo sha.

Lol. Cool down. Engineering cut off no dey too high like that based on what ive heard.

The only way I see you not getting admission with that score is if that old woman from your village works in the admission office.

And we both know thats not true. Congrats jare..

Go buy stove for school..

blueto:
my agg is higher than this


Uniben Student

Sharrap there.

And so bleeping what if your score is higher than that. You know so little,yet acts all conceited..

I was initially feeling sorry for you,the way almost everyone was rebuking you left right and center.. Now I know why..

You really do have a lot of growing up to do..

JayBray:
Correction! Scriptures has always existed. Mab then it wasn't called the bible but it existed. Have u 4gtn dt even wen Jesus was being tempted he said "it is written". Even way bk in d old testament josiah found d scriptures. He called it d book of the law. It has always existed. It just existed in diff scrolls,written in hebrew. Nowadays,ppl translate it to english versions hence d diff types of bible. Now ask urself ds,is there any machine or equipment without an instruction manual? Even wen it is locally made,d manufacturer writes down a thing or two to direct d users on how to use it or repair any broken part. Now we r God's creations with the bible as our user manual. Everyone has a conscience. Fine! Agreed. Guess what,I ve a radio,a very big one. It doesn't work. But I ve one. Now is it my ownership that matters? Or the functionality? Having a conscience alone doesn't guarantee one a good future or eternity

Na wa oh.. Did you even read the post you quoted? If you did,did you digest it?

Besides, your 'conscience radio manual' analogy is seriously flawed and iam sorry to say,lacks substance. I would have pointed where you started talking off point but no need again. The argument has since been buried and I ll rather it remains that way. Shalom

waxdude:
Boss I dey oo

I dey troway salute..

waxdude:
See u.....

Lol.. Sup, Long time.

CreekReporter:
honestly, the pre-colonised Nigerians were in all in support of their ethnic believes and rituals. it had to take a white man to forestall the inhumane acts

What kind of brash generalisation is this? What do you mean by all pre-colonised Nigerians were all in support of such barbarism?

Anyway,if the blood that flows through my veins is anything to go-by, I can assure you that my fore-father who was alive at the time wasn't ok with barbarism. I dont know about yours though..

lordkvng:
this is because deep down everyone has a conscience, no matter the category you fall in. everyone knows what's good or bad, the benevolent love the former while crazy people cherish the latter.

I know. I was only being sarcastic..

CreekReporter:
lol. you made reference to the common man living a moral life even before seeing the bible..

hmm quite funny though, let's take Nigeria as a case study, before the advent of Christianity in Nigeria, do u know that man we took our barbaric acts as moral and just acts? e.g killing of twins, sacrificing innocent Virgins during burials of monarchs etc.

now will u call that a moral and laudable kind of life?

Lol. You are twisting this argument to suit yourself. The fact that I said they were moral people even before the advent of Christianity doesn't mean they weren't also morally corrupt people too back then,does it?

Good is as old as evil. Yes,they were doing those barbaric stuffs but can you swear on your life that everybody in that time was ok with it? Can you beat your chest and say no one frowned at it but lacked the power to stop it.

But I,on the other hand can swear on my life that they were moral people who those barbaric acts didn't go well with back then. You know why? Because I know good is as old as evil. Both can never be independent of each other.

So far evil exists..good must too. One is only the absence of the other. We can liken the relationship to that of light and darkness..

CreekReporter:
puhakahakahakahakaha (mind you I was not trying to type or summon madam PUKKA or someone similar, that was only a laugh) lol.

in respect to your opinion, my Faith can change a whole lot ..

now it's gonna boil down to asking u same question I asked an acclaimed agnostic earlier on.

ARE YOU AN ATHEIST?

Hian.. What does my religious belief gat to do with what I said earlier? Anyway,to answer your question.. No,iam not an atheist..

I believe in a supreme being,a God... but we both happen to worship him in a different way and have different opinions about him/she/it..

CreekReporter:
lol. so how then do u ensure u live a moral life when you've got no one to look up to as a supernatural leader and director?

do u just live according to your own principles? or you read the bible for guidance?

Sorry to come in un-invited but come-on man.. Weren't people living a moral life even before man ever laid eyes on the bible?

Or haven't you heard/realised that the law lies there-in the heart of every man? We were naturally programmed from inception to what is good and bad..

My little niece has never read the bible nor koran but I assure you that she knows good from bad. Right from wrong. Did I also mention she feels guilt.. Yea..she does.

So how do you explain that?

CreekReporter:
lol. I just saw this post.

okay lemme tell u sum'im.
right after my exam, I was despondent and unsure of my success.
but right now, I can boldly tell u that I'm 100% sure I'll pass the exam brilliantly.

no be mouth oh.

I nor know book pass you oh.
but I just have d believe.

Let me also tell you something. When you finished your exam,you were despondent but did that change what was already on the computer? Nope..

Now that you are sanguine,will it change what is already on that computer waiting to be released by uniben come sept 4th? Nope..

So you see,at the end, the outcome of your result never changed. What only changed was your state of mind.

Which brings me to my next point. Since a change of state of mind doesn't in anyway influence results in the first place then why even bother?

Tell me what will influence my result from say 70 to 80 and that will be something worth it and not state of mind cos my brother.... e no get who state of mind don help.. .. Even you.

Its all in the mind bro..

RobinHez:
The reality of life

You can say that again.

CreekReporter:
hahahahaha.. tell yourself, 'I will make it' and see it come to pass.

Telling myself I ll make it will make no difference now and thats realistically speaking because the result was graded right before I even left the hall... Positive thinking and all that will only work before the exam. Doing it now na medicine after death.

Not like im scared anyway.. Iam just anxious like any normal person should..

According to reports,the highest in this year's pume on the Use of English is a girl.. And guess what her score is?

38


Then divide it by 2.. Yes,you heard me right.. 19 over 40..

That was what somebody was telling me in the dream yesterday when I was deep in sleep... Immi I hear am,I no know how manage but I involuntarily wake-up sharp sharp..

Nothing measures close to the relief I felt when I woke up to the realisation that it was nothing but just a dream,a bad one for that matter...I con dey fear to sleep back ..

19 over 40?? I might not be that religious but devil is a liar.. Big one..

Wednesday no far again.. Cant wait to see what results ll look like.. Till then.

Na long gown na.. So there is nothing wrong with the dress..

The problem lies with the nyash.... **isnt it high time NL gives us a bites tongue or licks mouth emoticon ?***

Asapchow:
lol i don't think i posses the right to one against u.. Its just that a sane man doesn't go half naked to cover a mad man all because it feels right.

Unfortunately,i'm bad at interpreting proverbs esp the ones that have to do with nu.dity of mad men,so iam still in the dark as to what my alleged ffuck-up was,not until you stop beating around the bush and tell me what your problem is.. Till then.

Asapchow:
you were the one that posted English questions ? or something

Yea.. And you happen to have a problem with that in what way?