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I saw dis ish early dis yr n i wz wth?if i enta norwy,i must commit severe crime wey go cari me go spend my lyf there....jst jokin sha.....prison wey b lyk 5 star hotel....if dem wan do am 4 9ja.....infact e no fit hapn....pple wey steal toothpick sef go dey confess say dem murder persn jst 2 go there....no b naija again....only 4 9ja u go dey suffer and stil dey claim ajebutter

martronilla: Is that a gun?

......no....na diildo

Dat man shld b set free...he did what evry right thinking person would do...gay dudes shld b killed,maimed,lynched....dey hav no place in our society...gayz and terrorist shld b treated alike...

Weneva cleverly,young and welbck do nt play 4 us,we tend 2 do well....mehn kagawa na wizard...fyn display....

Sinzu is sinzu....tinz wey pple fit do 4 cash

So fvckin annoying....cleverly is a rotten bastard...he shld drop dead on d pitch lyk vivian foe

Wen u watch gotze,reus,ozil,kagawa,onazi and evn ihenacho play ball as mid fielders, u cnt help but wonder hw cleverly eva became a player...d dude shld switch 2 golf

Plz m ready 2 giv my life savings 2 any1 who can eliminate welbeck,cleverly n ashley young but has 2 make it look lyk an accident....these british dudes r fvcking overated....i hope we pick maximum points....januzj nids 2 kip his cool....giggs shld do n retire....

Many folks knew brymo wen he joined choc city...u shld bet his album 'brymstone' wen he wz on bujoc records....d dude can sing....i got dis M D & S and blv me, itz worth my moni n tym....m so feeling 'granpa.....he said '....ask my grandpapa 4 wisdom, only shayo u go get.....d album is fvckin epic....brymo 4 nw is d best artiste in 9ja....2baba nids new singles 2 outdo him

Tank u lukaku....up man utd.

Y wud dey carry false news?d worse r those prayin 4 his death....datz uncalled 4...only terrorists n gay dudez shld die

Sky b -my bebe....nico gravity-finish timaya....9ja music sef sha....d only musicians dat neva fail 2 giv us gud music are 2face,asa and d Sonofacarpenta(brymO)

Wasnt rily a wicked dude....but i can remember 1 senior dat gav me a dirty slap 4 tlkin 2 his chick...God knws i literally saw stars...he's name wz toma....i heard he's a naval officer na....i used 2 catch lil fun wit dem SS 2 and SS 1 shawties....som were damn hot sha....esp afoke wit her sexy tities dat stood form lyk vidic in d good old dayz as man utd's ruthless defender....may God 4giv me 4 my many wrongs....also 1 dude who lykd p.orn lyk micheal jackson's luv 4 catholic alta boiz...i go tel am say d mojo film na 350 naira meanwhile na 200....i job d dude....na so i dey buy mojo giv d gu dey collect free cash

Such a cutie...i swear most white folks r nt normal.....may her killer b brought 2 book....our pple say na nama(com) wey rush go yankee, dey com bck as corned beef.....so so wntd 2 go there nw na sad news 4 ha lovd ones

May God giv u d strength 2 lead dis blessed nation n tk us 2 d promise land....

Dis girl no dey mess nor toilet.....m jokin o....she's a cutie....

M nt sayin wat dis dude did is gud, but d mere thought dat worse crime dan dis r done by our politicians n dey go scot free is alarming...pple of farouk's ilk shld nt b wrkin on d street as free citizens...farouk,oduah,cecilia ibru,igbededion,attah n many more shld b sentenced 2 death by dropping in a jungle filled with starved lions....9ja i hail thee

Tahiti, sri lanka and papua new guinea

So u mean u wont ask ur spouse wat footbal club she or he supports?dats my numbr 1 question n if she doesnt support man utd or dortmund, den itz a no

Finally

Wen wil joel obi's injury crises b ova na...i miss d guy

Pirlo na don jazzy i swear...i ova lyk d guy....d guy no evn 2 play well...jst watch am 4 seria a....u go open mouth like persn wey jst c genevive pant

kokoA: Dat Pirlo na human being so?! Sho! The guy dey pass ball like say he throw magneto go meet iron Him freekicks na half goals.. At him age fa.

...i swear d guy freekick b lyk penalty kick...i dey fear d guy die...d guy na wizard...no b woman born am

M sure we hav beta full bcks in europe...we can do beta...d team jst nids a lil bit of fine tunin n we r gud 2 go...onazi has bin superb in oda matches but wz nt at his best...we nid 2 drop oduamadi asap n replace him with aluko or ike uche...btw, watz up with mike enaramo?

I've watched scholes,iniesta,xavi,david silva evn jay jay okocha throw unbelievable passes,but i must confess, non is near d class of pirlo...d dude wz created 2 throw passes

A uery gud per4mance 4rm our boiz...oduamadi has no place in d team, d guy dat playd 3 (benjamin francis) wz nervous, ahmed musa nids 2 b violated by a h.orny horse 2 get his sense bck....we nid introduction of som new players lyk aluko,ezekiel imoh,harua,azeez, kenneth otigba...we hav 2 excallent gks...i tink we can cari 2 goalkprs n use d spot of d 3rd choice kpr 2 bring anoda playa...in all,dis eagles r truly super

toluxe0075: oduamadi out!!!

....oduamadi sucks worse dan a mexican funeral....nsofor wont play cos he's injured....maybe musa wud enta n use his head 4 once....up super eagles....

Evasmilling guy: lyk play lyk play... Naija go carry world cup

....i blv u pas tb joshua...nuffin do u...u get mouth pas basketmouth

Dis eagles r super....mak haterz put their finger 4 tortise yansh...moses jst dey mov waist lyk shakira...half tym

karmaleon: I was well represented
I couldn't make it down so i had to send Ali

....dis has got 2 b d best n funniest post i'v eva seen on nl 4 a long tym....laffed so hard

I laffed so hard wen my bro servin in umuahia said he bought a tin of milo...went home,opened it n discovered d stuff had milo ontop but beneath wz garri...i wz lyk wtf...datz crazy....n d ish wz perfectly sealed...i duff my hat 4 my ibo dudes...God go mak una bigger...but u cnt deny d fact dat dey r 1 of d most hardwrkin folks in 9ja...u'v got 2 respect their hustle...if nt 4 aba boiz, our girls 4 no dey wear dress,dey cary louis 'vitton',chanel bags....shout out 2 dem o...nl girls dey patronise dem pas...i knw dat 4 a fact

Dnt knw hw i wnt d match 2 end...cis if we win, keshi wud feel d team is strong enuf 4 d world cup, if we lose,ghanaians on their site wil open dat their black banku mouth...n it wud affect our fifa ranking...we nid new playas while we get rid of odamadi,ruben gabriel,nwafor,kwambe,okwosa,ameobi