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Hmmm....nun p.orn tinz.....go super eagles...make us proud

Seriously wats up with our pastors these days who ask 4 money b4 dey can come and preach in a chrch whr dey were invited....it rily grinds my gears....hotel bills,feeding cud be taken care of by d inviting party....but 4 d invited preacher 2 demand 4 money b4 coming 2 preach says alot....i feel it's wrong....so wats ur také on d mattter

She said she like d way i dey chop chin chin.......i cried tears of joy....wat cud b beta dan dat

D tension is becomin unbearable......whr's t.b joshua wen u nid him d most

Oduamadi shld nt b in d team....its jst his hatrick against tahita dats kipin him....he plays he seria b and he's nt a regular.sone aluko wil do beta...haruna is a decent chap but he's got attitude ish.chuba akpom in asnal is anoda fyn playa....also joel obi

All these guyz arrested shld b killed while we watch it live on d internet.....fvckin slutty virgin hunters

I cudnt agree more....wen u listen 2 som corpers speak,u jst wonda hw dey graduated....itz not somtyn we treat with kids gloves....i'v jst passd out n i knw wat m talkin abt....imagine wen o corper wz askd 'types of minerals found in nigeria'....her reply wz 'coke,fanta,sprite....n she said it with confidence....i jst hope we put our house in order cos d future may jst b bleak....n na girls wey dey jonz pas....fyn girls 4 dat matter

Na chinese beans dem dey sell these dayz....dunno

'I nailed ur slutty wife bck den in sch....she wz truly d sch slut den'

Dem no add giving birth 2 tortise or yam........ok itz durin pregnancy....my bad

I cudnt care less if ait does nt show it....supersport wil show it.....cnt rememba wen last i watchd ait......go super eagles....itz our tym 2 fly....plz,ameobi shld nt play dat match....d dude pisses me off lyk welbck,young n cleverly

C d way d boi fresh lyk 2day's bread..

rodeo0070: Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Peter: What?
Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
Peter/Lois: Argh!
Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...
Peter: Argh!
Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.


FAT MEN ARE NOT FAT, ONLY FAT WOMEN ARE-PETER GRIFFIN

I LOVE FAMILY GUY...

.....dude u r a gennuis.....i remember dat episode....i'v watched all d family guy seasons....i nw watch d new ones online......peter rily cracks me up.....i luv family guy wit all my hrt....simsons is also cool but nt as cool as family guy

I wud hav done likewise....probably fixed d bad roads in my area...oya which bank go gree mak dat mistake ontop my head na......savanah bank dey try sha......

Mehn.....marriage is like been in charge of sanitation in a prison in haiti...itz nt easy

OMG........sorry...my bad...i meant OMA

I'l rather watch jewish p.orn dan watch dami krane's videos....as 4 terr g i knw i'l end up in jail if i c dat foool....production skills n music tent =0......as 4 sean tizzle,i tink he shld jst open up a sushi bar n quit music....k solo shld do me a favour n walk into boko haram camp wearing noting but a t-shirt dat says 'boko haram is evil'....m sure dey také gud care of him......skales shld switch ova 2 something else cos music is not his forte....wen u nid cool song jst try brymo,fun,sarah brightman,tracy chapman....and finally,may d gods hunt tonto dike if she eva steps foot in a music studio again

Come o....my blood dey boil....david moyes dey provoke me....so no jst put annoyin threds here ok.....as him don dey fvck d gurl red toto since,hin cal me make i stil folo nack d w.hore?so y una com dey tel me abt their marraige......mak i no jst use bottle zip persn back dis 9te o....off topic....can som1 do a decent job 4 me wit regards' takin care' of ashley young,welbeck n cleverly?jst mk it luk lyk an accident...datzall

Criously iyanya's music sucks big tym.....dr sid shld jst quit music 4 cryin out loud.....wen may d came out,i tot he wz gonna b d nxt big tin 2 happn....lo n behold,he turned out worse dan a mexican funeral.....only few artiste mk gud music.....2baba n d 1 and only BrymO.....brymo is simply outstanding

Dey can cancel all d shows in d world but plz dnt touch 'family guy' or else wat wil happen wil b worse dan d tym peter wz britney spear's manager......#i luv d show die.....

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Kyle xy

D police said dey wud innvestigate.....i laff in ancient greek...dey wud probably jst arrest any guy wey dey smoke igbo or wey carry dada 4 d area whr dem kil d woman...our police stil lack d required skills 2 carry out such investigation

Talk abt self desired madness,,,,criously,wats goin on....somtyms i feel i and don jazzy r d only sane pple left in dis world.....

Mine wz my popsi...he died few dayz 2 xmas....he had promised 2 také us out d nxt day......i wz jst 11yrs.....can stil remenber d cries my mom cried sayin 'wake up...wake up honey'wen we rushed in2 d room,i sw my popsi lying breathless with a bible on his chest...i kept on pleadin with him 2 wake up....he didnt....dat wz 2002....popsi,u remain d greatest man i'v eva known....he wud alwayz say we shld neva luk dwn on any1 cos d tables can turn easily....he said d greatest gift u can giv ur kids is simply a xtian upbringin n sound education....i actually got my fyn boy luks 4rm him....momsi stil misses u.....she's raised 2 kul dudes n a lovly sister.....dad,i knw u'l b proud of her whreva u r.....i stil use anoda of his phrase til date which is 'd tinz u say,wont go away....so watch wat u say'

Mine is d coolest ringtone eva....i can bet no oda persn on nl uses it....it oozes maturity....enuf of d hype....its 'fire and ice' by praiz.....i so luvit....james bond tinz.....#leggo

Gud evening...m jon champion alongside jim beglin....these names r constantly in my head

No hatin o but i'l rather watch chelsea trainin session dan hav anytyn 2 do wit dis dude's songs....he's a wack artiste....and yes, i hate chelsea.....anywayz,may God continue 2 bless his hustle....plz giv me brymo's new song....'down'....dats wat we call music....any1 who doesnt lyk dat song is gay

I'l say clarence peters...d guy is mulyi dimensional....he sure knws his onion.....AJE filmworks is doin a decent job.....

4 9ja na normal tin....all dis girls wey dey wear 'my money grows lyk grass' polo dey jam demselves very well.....jst remembered a frnd of mine who got 1 kul polo 4 abt 5k....2wks later he saw a bus conductor wearin d same polo....i wan laff die dat day i swear...he's sworn nt 2 wear it again....

Dis is so fvckin irritatin....bloody fairy....mu deserve 2 b lynched by d dudes who handled d aluu boiz....filthy f.aggot....i despise gay dudez so much......d pple evn promotin this dude shld b maimed....nonsense*keeps listening 2 brymO-somtyn dey go round town

Many a times we tend 2 blame d politicians 4 been corrupt...but i ask-what hav u done 2 stop corruption...do u giv d police bribe on d road,du u grace d bed of ur lecturers 4 beta grades,do u promote exam malpractice by sorting or impersonatin,parents,do u giv ur kids 10,000 naira 2 buy 'ice cream' wen goin 4 jamb,do u help supply answers 2 those lazy kids who sit 4 exam,do u get 2 dump refuse in drainages n claim d govt has neglected u wen d rain coms....i put it 2 u dat d change we so desire starts 4rm u n me....let's jst do wat's ryt...look beyond religion n ethnic bckgrnd....i forsee a new me.a new you....i forsee a new Nigeria

Let's jst stop all dis fighting....war does not show who's right....jst who's left....i dnt care who's right or wrong...let's jst get along