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Politics / Re: Political Thugs Attack Nathaniel Agunbiade's House, Properties Destroyed by Kul3ger(m): 5:11pm On Jul 18, 2022
This one use style resemble family affair vawulence

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi, Datti Ahmed Visits Obasanjo by Kul3ger(m): 7:17pm On Jul 17, 2022
E pain me say Bubu open eye watch Osibanjo lost the APC presidential primary sha.

But as soon as Obi picked this polished young well-accomplished brainiac, I moved on.

Every well-meaning Nigerian will support the ObiDatt ‘revoluton’ with zero financial inducements.

Let's talk about the Irabiji-born ‘King Maker.’ His supporters only his proteges; and, of course, paid agbodo-munching urchins.

Yeah, his wealth bought him the presidential ticket. Let's see how many of us e go buy in 2023.

Portable suddenly turned my guy after I watched him dancing and mocking BATing, after cashing out.

The Osun people don set the pace. Chop their money; vote them out. Nigerians, lets follow, Obidently!


Na party wey no get money to share, naim I de vote for

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Are Hiring Content Writers For Long Term Writing Contract by Kul3ger(m): 8:55pm On Jul 09, 2022

We are looking to hire young and dedicated work-from-home team of content writers to develop plagiarism-free contents (ebooks).

RESPONSIBILITIES:
* Conducting in-depth research on product-related topics to develop original content.
* Assisting the marketing team in writing product descriptions that will appeal to customers.
* Editing and polishing existing content to improve readability.

REQUIREMENTS:
* BSc or BA in any field (Certificates in English Language, Law, Journalism, Communications or related field is an added advantage)
* Proficient in Microsoft Word and Google Docs
* Excellent writing and editing skills
* Ability to learn fast and must possess a PC (please don’t apply if you don’t have a PC)
* Ability to work in a fast-paced environment
* Ability to handle multiple projects concurrently
* Ability to pay attention to detail
* Ability to beat deadline without excuses

N2 per word for our pro writers who have stayed with us for more than a year with no issues.


How you wan take convince me now say diswan no de ment

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Seo Content Writers Needed! ( CURRENTLY CLOSED!) by Kul3ger(m): 6:24pm On Jun 26, 2022
Princelico:
Just tell us you're on the look out for a volunteer writer.

Experienced SEO-versed ‘volunteer writer’ abi?

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Seo Content Writers Needed! ( CURRENTLY CLOSED!) by Kul3ger(m): 5:12pm On Jun 25, 2022
I would have ignored. Because e no concern me. But “PLEASE NEW WRITERS SHOULDN'T WASTE THEIR TIME APPLYING” caught my attention.

Checks:
Client(s): Most likely American — “Fluency in English Language (American)… the last I checked ‘Uncle Sam’ boasts one of the best rates — averagely, $15-$20 per hour or so.

Requirement:
SEO content expert —-“experienced freelance content writers well-versed in social engine optimization and long-text articles” … I guess you meant ‘search’ not social.

First, your rate is about $0.0025 per word. That’s, say, $25 for 10,000 words. Even our Indian brothers would cringe at this offer.

Then, not like you’re looking for just anyone, you need an experienced writer. Baba say make new writers no waste their time apply. Wahala.

In fact, experience alone no even cut am. The applicants must be “WELL-VERSED” in SEO.

I no wan sound rude. After all, na your business.

But, guy, you de ment grin grin grin grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can You Write SEO Optimised Blog Post? by Kul3ger(m): 10:55pm On Jun 24, 2022
Abdullahi2016:
I'm looking for someone that can write highly SEO optimised blog post.

Chat with me on WhatsApp.
09037703033.


If you do well we can continue to work on other projects too

Most times, it does more good to state [at least] your rate and niche(s).

That’d help automatically ‘weed out’ prospective applicants that are either not experienced/uncomfortable with your niche and/or others who may not agree to the remuneration.

Of course, that saves time for both the hirer and hiree.

Las las, I’ll chat you up sha grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: SEO Article Writers Needed (biography Niche) by Kul3ger(m): 10:33am On Jun 23, 2022
sounwave:


#1200 for an article What nonsense! You think writing is easy right? Please GTFOH!!

You no read am well. Read again

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: SEO Article Writers Needed (biography Niche) by Kul3ger(m): 11:05pm On Jun 22, 2022
96hype:
I’m looking for writers who can deliver biography content about certain people in the industry

Rate 0.9naira per word (at least 1200 words per article)

Test sample : write on
1.Lerato Kganyago biography or
2. Nomzamo Mbatha

For purpose of test you can sample to henryukhiphopshuffle@gmail.com

Good luck



So after buying data and fuel, come research, brainstorm, write, edit, and proofread 1,200 words, you go come pay me N1,080.

Na wa o

You even add ‘Good luck’ join

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 20 Writers Needed For Quick Hiring by Kul3ger(m): 9:30am On Jun 20, 2022
yemzzy02:
Be careful those applying. Why would you ask for PVC? You want to print it and use it to vote on their behalf? It doesn't make any sense. Having PVC is not even equal to voting in the first place. Go to Ekiti and see vote buying. If you are asking for PVC for employment, that is to the extreme. I think there is a hidden goal behind that.

Chatinent na known name for this space though. I’d rather think he’s trying to go with the OBIdient trend.

But, as you [rightly] said, if you wan do politics, do politics. If you want competent writers, priotize performance history - Delivery samples, reviews/recommendations, LinkedIn profiles, and whatnot.

So, while I doubt any hidden agenda with this ad, the PVC sentiment [in this context] sounds somewhat off.

Me too sef apply, baba discard am -- even though I misplace my card. As e pain you, na so e pain me too. grin grin grin

I come reason am say if tomorrow me too I need hands to outsource, I fit add Jamaican Voters Card as a chief proviso.

Remember. He who pays the piper calls the tune. cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: Photo: STRIKER NLA: Asiwaju Bola Tinubu Playing Football by Kul3ger(m): 6:12pm On Jun 15, 2022
30-years throwback … A novelty match to mark baba’s 60th birthday

Surprisingly, after three decades, baba is still 70.

Truly, nobody understands the equation. But Nigerians have seen too many miracles in politics [than even in churches].

So, [with dollars stuffed down our throats] we count such as another.

……………………………..,,,,,,,,,,,………………………………..

Miracle Announcer: Pastor, our God has done another. You won’t believe it. This papa bellow Is 69 years old!

Pastor: shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Politics / Re: Democracy Day Celebration At Eagle Square Abuja In Pictures as buhari arrives by Kul3ger(m): 12:33pm On Jun 13, 2022
Democracy

A country where the Atikus and Tibubus are intimidating the Prof. Osibanjos and the Peter Obis

In a democratic setting, we still hear “Labour Party/Peter Obi has no structure” Even with the massive intimidating support base from actual voters!

Democracy Should be mentioned, only in our social studies/Government classes. It does not exist in reality.

Ask them how much has gone down the drain for this werey celebration, I swear hot pee go catch you. From federal, to state, and local government. Trillions. Wasted. And we de borrow.

Make una talk better thing eee.

I still de grieve over Prof. Star Boy’s loss at the presidential primary.

But to add my voice to the deafening shouts for a change in the democratic narrative....last last, I'll be OBIdient.

Happy Dem-All-Crazii

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Politics / Re: 2023: It Is Tinubu’s Turn To Be President – Babagana Kingibe by Kul3ger(m): 12:26pm On Jun 13, 2022
Dapson73:




OBItuary is a senior pandora criminal as well.


Which would you choose between:
1..An old thief, who’s been looting [possibly before you were born] with pile of criminal files, and;

2..His younger colleague with just one related case

For me and my household, we’ll prefer a younger generation thief. Na matter of choice.

Who no be thief You??

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Politics / Re: 2023: It Is Tinubu’s Turn To Be President – Babagana Kingibe by Kul3ger(m): 10:54am On Jun 13, 2022
Off-thread:: Since Osibanjo lost the ‘battle’, the ‘war’ hasn't been so interesting [to me].

But last last, I go gats de OBIdient

Back to thread:: Baba de subtly hustle for V.P slot

For naija, na only petty thieves get shame. The more you steal, the more [seeming] immunity and boldness you have to ask the masses for another ‘stealing tenure’.

See them, agbayas

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: SEO Content Creator/ Copywriter by Kul3ger(m): 10:41am On Jun 13, 2022
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: New Batch Of Article Writers Needed by Kul3ger(m): 7:18pm On May 20, 2022
Okimo123p:


Am a satisfied writer

Technology Market / Re: Mint HP Elitebook 840 G3 Deal by Kul3ger(m): 11:31pm On May 19, 2022
Rate ?

Processor speed?
Pets / Re: Male Adult Rottweiler For Sale by Kul3ger(m): 10:25pm On May 19, 2022
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170k?

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Blog Writer Wanted by Kul3ger(m): 8:00am On May 15, 2022
OluwaWizzy:
It's the N1.5 per word for me ���

They still haven’t understood that quality is almost never cheap.

So after a 10,000-word project, you go open eye send N15k into my account.

Funnily, as one accepts the offer, you go see one bulky list of dos and donts. With many many grammar and formality.

24-hour delivery
Premium copy scape
Premium Grammarly (
SEO optimized (with many keywords and SEO instructions)
Etc
The one wey de vex me pass na, “we pay at the end of the month” . Some, “every two weeks”( these na Fiverr people). Lol

1.5 isn’t even worth all the staying up some nights, powering your PC, data subscriptions, all the health risks, and many other hidden costs involved ; not to mention the skillful efforts required for quality delivery.

We keep looking to trade out too little for too much. Most times such expectations fail, and we lose. If you want quality, pay for quality — even in slave trade.

Las las I wish baba good luck.

Abeg, who get writing gig, reach out; I de try for content writing small small. The only problem na if you mention 1.5/word near me. Lol

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Professional Writer To Write A 30k-word Book On Senior Fitness by Kul3ger(m): 6:53pm On May 09, 2022
Na small thing remain, I been wan start search out samples to send.

You write like a well-formed industry-standard client — until I read ….”Our pay is N1.5 per word”

You seem better experienced and informed than your price tag says.

Godspeed, Bro

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Computers / Re: How Much Is This Laptop Worth by Kul3ger(m): 12:00am On Apr 07, 2022
olamoses75:
I have slim HP 250 G6 core i5 7th generation,8g ram 1T hdd, dvd rom and 3hours+ backup for sale @ 140k

Negotiable? Location?
Computers / Re: . by Kul3ger(m): 1:52am On Mar 29, 2022
nairaandkobo:
Price slashed

Slashed to?
Religion / Re: Speaking Phonetics Is A Sin— Evangelist by Kul3ger(m): 2:27pm On Dec 12, 2021
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Nairaland / General / Re: Saw This Snake On Our Way And We Let It Crawl Away (Pics, Video) by Kul3ger(m): 8:51pm On Dec 05, 2021
prince4pro2:


Nigga we would have run over it with our bike if we wanted. We were in a very good position to mobilize and finish it,but my friend refused.if not Na dead snake me for post here

Your bike was moving and stopped at that [safe] distance because of the snake, right? And you say no be fear be that?

You were in position to mobilize. As in mobilize...like call your community youths. for snake?

Niggie, we fit rest for this matter?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Saw This Snake On Our Way And We Let It Crawl Away (Pics, Video) by Kul3ger(m): 7:48pm On Dec 04, 2021
prince4pro2:
Met this snake today on our way we let it go . Nairaland snake masters oya gather around is it venomous snake or not?. Don't know how to upload the video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhU5FQEiuvg

Shiarman!

Judging by the distance you stood to get that clip, bros talk true, na fear catch una.

I can imagine your convo thereafter:

Friend: mehn na snake be that o. Chai!

You: Oboi, thank God say we never waka near am o. Choi, na God save us o!

“We let it go” ke.

Brother Lienus

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Technology Market / Re: Hp Laptop For Sale by Kul3ger(m): 4:24pm On Nov 26, 2021
addicted268:




Im trying to attach it but network is slow.
Windows 10
Ram 4gb
Model hp 15
Storage 447gb

Location?
Computers / Re: Any Cheap Laptop For Sale In Benin? by Kul3ger(m): 7:08am On Nov 22, 2021
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Computers / Re: by Kul3ger(m): 5:28pm On Nov 21, 2021
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Location?
Computers / Any Cheap Laptop For Sale In Benin? by Kul3ger(m): 3:02pm On Nov 21, 2021
My PC dropped today.

While I plan to go for repairs, I seek a Low-budget laptop to fall back to right now; and for a backup, thereafter.

so I’m considering a clean mini. But whatever looks good should do.

Any cheap deal?

Budget: under 50k
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Team Writer by Kul3ger(m): 11:11am On Nov 15, 2021
ThothHermes:
You need slaves you mean?

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Hiring Writers by Kul3ger(m): 11:51am On Nov 10, 2021
Teripaul:




sad sad dis is anoda imp frm a lame family. . Typin properly isn't an option. . I barely dnt av time to type. . . wasted sperm smiley

If “typin properly isn't an option”, then when on a public forum, just read and shut up!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Am Hiring Writers by Kul3ger(m): 10:33am On Nov 10, 2021
studentwriter:
hi bro good afternoon.
I'm a final year student and I'm so in need of writing gigs now to support myself in school.
I even charge 1.5 to 2 naira per word.
I've just sent a message to your mailbox.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Writers, Proofreaders And Sales Funnel Builders Needed by Kul3ger(m): 9:15am On Nov 08, 2021
emekajo:
I need experienced writers who can commit to writing under tight deadlines for my clients.
I'm also in need of Wordpress web designers and people who can do sales funnels
I run a small virtual but growing digital marketing company

Please I don't want broken English writers o

We pay around N1000 + per article (depending on requirement) and we have a good flow of jobs
If you can write sales copies the pay is much higher (much)

Web designers' rates vary according to what is required for each website.

If you're interested please send me an email (mekwriters@gmail.com) with your samples.

I'll respond to you as soon as I can.

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