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Pets / Re: Confirm Thief by Kul3ger(m): 9:57pm On Mar 20, 2023
lenkel:
+234 803 761 6273 fraudsta don't do biz with him

It’s ideal you further give evidence of his fraudulent activities

You don’t just label someone fraud without any detail

I could as well open a thread and tag you a scam.

Maybe you could drop more details of your interactions with him that informed your judgement

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Politics / Re: My Opinion: One President With Six Vice Presidents, One From Each Zone. by Kul3ger(m): 12:31pm On Mar 14, 2023
BluntCrazeMan:
Suggestions for Constitution Amendment/ Restructuring.


1. One Tenure of Six Years.

2a. One President with Six Vice-Presidents; one from each socio-political zones...

(2b. One Governor with Three Deputy-Governors; one from each Supposed Senatorial District)

3. Do away with the House of Senate.., but retain only the better-restructured House of Representatives...

First, remind me the functionality of the office of the vice presidents in Nigeria?

What change would it make if we had 6 of them?
Politics / Re: Buhari Did Not Tell Malami, Emefiele To Defy Supreme Court - Garba Shehu by Kul3ger(m): 8:30pm On Mar 13, 2023
NIGERIAisComedy:


You bring them out of me, cause you see white and call it black, and want to gaslight be into your asinine line of thought

abeg swerve bro, swerrrrrrrrrveeee, den park well angry

When we dey follow check wetin Elon Musk dey do, you are ear sayin BULABA will be a good, abi, better president, then in 4 years, you will be writing articles, about how Nigerians are suffering - AS EXPECTED!

Na una type dey plant cassava, come begin dey look for strawberry during harvest. You go dey shout like madman

"Where my strawberry? "

"Where my strawberry? "

Before pesin pour cold water for ya face, remine u say, "bros, bet nobi cassava u plant "

mtheew, abeg am outtta ear, peace

Na wa o. You still no talk anything relevant to my ‘claim’

Your emotions probably got in. You went all talking about strawberries and cassava.
You and Tinubu I no come know who worse...

Enjoy your new president bro
Politics / Re: Buhari Did Not Tell Malami, Emefiele To Defy Supreme Court - Garba Shehu by Kul3ger(m): 8:15pm On Mar 13, 2023
NIGERIAisComedy:


You emotional MFs, can't believe this. You are telling ME to be LESS EMOTIONAL

Brainless!

2 + 2 = 4, is that based on emotion?

I'm telling you Tinubu didn't attend debate or interview, you are calling it emotion.

No wonder you country doesn't have electricity or water, while others are trying to find water on other planets, you can't even pipe it in your own backyard.

Yet you call it emotion, bruuuuuh

Black Africans men, Deluded!

Stop ranting and insulting. I made a statement, you have said a thousand curses without a response to my opinion.

A reminder: Tinubu is a better leader than Bubari... Can you stay focused on the debate?

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Politics / Re: Buhari Did Not Tell Malami, Emefiele To Defy Supreme Court - Garba Shehu by Kul3ger(m): 8:04pm On Mar 13, 2023
elsiusgr8t:



I have noticed something about every Urchin; just like most politicians, they falsely think everyone is as dumb as they are.... just like this one I'm quoting l, they know nothing about the psychological game they are playing

PETER OBI will reclaim our mandate

I dumb ba? Psychological game ke? Lol

I see you're a strong Obidient. Don't feel hurt, the outcome pain me as well. I only shared my opinion..

And stop insulting people upandan. You're on a public forum, learn to take opinions without insults. We all want a better Nigeria, kid
Politics / Re: Buhari Did Not Tell Malami, Emefiele To Defy Supreme Court - Garba Shehu by Kul3ger(m): 7:42pm On Mar 13, 2023
OneCandleAway:


If ABBA kyari was alive Tinubu would have never won that APC primaries. After his death the rest of the cabals aren't intelligent enough. ABBA kyari was the one running things if for Buhari back then.

Gbam bro!!!

Kyari held the system and it was actually making better sense. As the man left, everything scattered.

Buhari is a good man. Without a strong backup,straightforward people don't lead well in Nigerian politics.

Why I like that small man called Osibanjo, he's intelligent, smart, good, but not all that straightforward...😂
Politics / Re: Buhari Did Not Tell Malami, Emefiele To Defy Supreme Court - Garba Shehu by Kul3ger(m): 7:30pm On Mar 13, 2023
NIGERIAisComedy:


Tinubu a better leader?

Men I hate you Nigerians with a passion. Always deceiving yourselves and retrogressing.

A man that did not do interview or debate when he needed your votes is who you think will do better when he doesn't even need you anymore

You Nigerians have very thick daftness, no joke.

Like furr jacket thickness, of daftness.


Bro, drop the emotions. Tinubu has far more leadership potentials than Buhari....farrrr more

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Politics / Re: Buhari Did Not Tell Malami, Emefiele To Defy Supreme Court - Garba Shehu by Kul3ger(m): 6:59pm On Mar 13, 2023
Buhari is too dull...Personally, he is a good man with good intentions, but a bad leader and administrator. He allows everyone do their assignments without interference. Too bad

Tinubu Is a better leader and potential president( than Buhari); except that the foundation of his emergence is already faulty.

I still wish Obi won. Obi may not have the political will and experience to handle a country withso much diversity like Nigeria and deliver all the hype during the campaigns; sha just allow Nigerians pick their leader.

Those still hoping Obi will reclaim some mandate should lessen their hope and go about their businesses. Well, Let's leave that to fate.

To think you'll reclaim mandate from Tinubu sounds like play to me. Emi Lokan?

You see that structure wey them de shout, them get am strong for Inside Judiciary.

Las las, nobody pass God.

May whatever outcome be most favorable🇳🇬🙏🏻

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Content Writers Needed - Apply If You Can Work Longterm by Kul3ger(m): 3:03am On Feb 10, 2023
Extreme77:
We are looking for content writers who can supply well-researched pieces based on a given topic. You must be willing to deliver within 2 weeks. Send links or samples of your previous work to rehutng@gmail.com and then we shall discuss your payment plan. Good luck.


Learn to add rate; at least, a range. Stop wasting people’s time.

If no be Nigerian writers wey you see finish, you get mind write Good luck for #1.5 per word?? 💔

De play😂
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Content Writer Is Needed - Closed by Kul3ger(m): 9:49pm On Jan 31, 2023
AioPack:
*Content Writer Role*

We are looking for
Content writers who will produce relevant content for our websites, blogs, product descriptions and social media platforms.

Their content will be specifically crafted to capture the attention of a particular target audience.


*Content Writer Job Description*


We are looking to hire a dedicated content writer to create content for our blogs, articles, product descriptions and social media.

*Content Writer's Responsibilities*

-Conducting keyword research and using SEO best practices to increase traffic to the company website.

-E[b]valuating analytics[/b] to adjust content as needed and[b] pitching articles to various third-party platforms
[/b]
- An ability to follow editorial guidelines[/b] when creating content.

-An eagerness to [b]keep abreast of the latest SEO techniques.


-Contribute to the development of strategies that will increase reader engagement.

-Conducting in-depth research [/b]on industry-related topics in order to develop original content.

-Developing content for blogs, articles, product descriptions and social media

-Assisting the marketing team in developing content for advertising campaigns.

-Proofreading content for errors and inconsistencies.

-Editing and polishing existing content to improve readability.



[b]
*Content Writer Requirements:*

-Bachelor's degree in communications, marketing, english, journalism, or related field.

-Proven content writing or copywriting experience.

-Working knowledge of content management systems.

-Proficient in all Microsoft Office applications.

-A portfolio of published articles.

-Excellent[/b] writing and editing skills.

-The ability to [b]work in a fast-paced environment.


-The ability to handle multiple projects concurrently.

-Effective communication skills.

*Renumeration*

- N2 per word
- An opportunity to head a team of content writers after 6 months of proven expertise
- An opportunity to earn from your current location


Qualified candidates should message me on WhatsApp only +2347033771701


Una too like play.

Egbon, you miss road; go comedy section

I don tire for una matter. Do you.

But, besides the bolded, that "Professional" in your title reeks of ignorance. Remove it ASAP, so you don't come off as naive.

Godspeed

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: You Can Now Use Regular Emojis On Nairaland by Kul3ger(m): 6:19am On Jan 21, 2023
A new Nairaland town hall, different from bala 💙💙💙
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Three Creative Contents Writers Needed by Kul3ger(m): 5:25pm On Jan 19, 2023
ReonTOND:

Three Creative Contents Writers Needed

1.5 Naira per word. ( If you are unwilling to work with this rate, do not establish contact )

Attraction : Steady Works Round the year

Males Preferred


Send a message to the contact

For a while I learned to mind my business. But the temptation on this post just too high. Couldn't resist.

Did you actually say “creative writers”? 😑

Not me thinking the lowest low obtainable these days (for even regular rewrites) is around 2.5/word. Like, lowest low low😪

Baba say “attraction: steady works round the year”

You even de speak yeye English join, sounding like one boss: “....do not establish contact” 😂

isn't it common logic that you CANT find a good,( let alone long-term) writer on these terms? Does that require prophecy? ☹️

You suppose de AY Live de perform as upcoming artist. Na comedy de your blood. Good writers no de crack this kind ribs-twisting joke. 😆

IF NOTHING ELSE, my guy, fuel is 350 per liter.🥶

Locally, #1.5 was considered low 5 years back. Currently, cost of living is arguably over 300% up since then.

Shouldn't these factors naturally reflect in our dealings?

You will definitely get applicants. But 99.2% of your applicants should be dudes (who, well, ‘can read and write’) hustling for data subscription or related one-off needs. Not writers-- you even add creative join.

Stop playing. It's a new year. If you mean business, prove it.😎

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Writing Job With Addictive Hacks by Kul3ger(m): 8:55am On Dec 30, 2022
tctrills:
You are welcome to ask your questions about the job.

Just de play

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Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Kul3ger(m): 8:38pm On Dec 18, 2022
Greetings bosses. I’m having an issue with sound recording… I think it’s the microphone

Video calls/meeting are without sound… tried enabling the mic and playing around related sound settings. Still won’t work

I’ll REALLY appreciate any helpful comment

I’m hopeful

Regards
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: . by Kul3ger(m): 8:06am On Nov 13, 2022
No offense.

But how old are you?

If your ads for someone to de clutter your bedsitter and this shii up there makes sense to you, then it seems you left your parent’s too early.

You may reconsider going back. Regardless how street-wise n financially well you think you’ve become, you shouldn’t be out there all by yourself at 13.

Anyways, Godspeed kid
Computer Market / Re: Place Your Laptop Battery Needs Here And Get It In A Few Hours by Kul3ger(m): 8:16am On Nov 06, 2022
Do you have Dell Latitude E6520 battery? If, what's the cost?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: . by Kul3ger(m): 2:41pm On Nov 05, 2022
Jackofall:
I need someone in Ibadan, that can help me declutter my room, organise my room and beautify my room for me.

It's a pretty small room(self contained) with loads of properties I don't need anymore.

If you know someone who does this, or you can, please send me a whatsapp message stating your price 0812 646 0229

Family / Re: Twin Brothers Celebrate Their 80th Birthday (pictures) by Kul3ger(m): 11:54am On Nov 02, 2022
Wow.
I can only imagine their stories.

I looked closely, and perceived the seeming non-smiling twin may actually be managing a sight issue.

Sha God bless them.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need Writers - Rate Starts At N5/word - Reviews & How-to Guides by Kul3ger(m): 5:59pm On Oct 13, 2022
TheManofTomorrow:


I might have some ideas we can run with regarding this. How about we set up a team to look more into this?

Brilliant.

A 4-, 5-man team should do?

One of the instant messaging apps should work?

WhatsApp? Telegram?

I'll check around for your contact and shoot you a text. Alternatively, see my signature.

Cleverseo and whoever finds this interesting could opt in. Fine writers.

let's be hopeful
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need Writers - Rate Starts At N5/word - Reviews & How-to Guides by Kul3ger(m): 9:21pm On Oct 12, 2022
TheManofTomorrow:


I know it will be worth it.

As a person that has benefitted multiple times from job boards on Reddit and nairaland altogether. I can say the difference is glaringly clear.

How do you think we can go about it?

My brother, that’s the million-dollar question.

Cleverseo and co, any idea for a sustainable framework?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: More Writers Needed by Kul3ger(m): 8:06pm On Oct 12, 2022
Stopwomenabuse:
Hey,

We need more writers to join our writing team.

-Minimum 2 years of writing experience
- Can write about any topic
- Available for communication at all times
- Able to turn around 1-2k words of content within 24 hours
- Experience with Surfer SEO tools
- Can write in both American and British English

If you are the one, kindly hit me up ASAP.

Hempsolutionz at gmail dot com (see signature)

I’m hopeful

Regards

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Pets / Re: Pedigree Slant Back Female German Shepherd Rott Available For New Home... Abuja by Kul3ger(m): 8:49am On Oct 11, 2022
Pedigree slant back female German Shepherd Rott

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Write S.E.O Optimized Keywords With Adequate Research (rate Is N1 Per Word) by Kul3ger(m): 1:27pm On Oct 09, 2022
adekolausman0000:
kindly send me your email

Hempsolutionz at gmail dot com

Better still, kindly refer to my signature below

Regards
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need Writers - Rate Starts At N5/word - Reviews & How-to Guides by Kul3ger(m): 11:58pm On Oct 08, 2022
cleverseo:


Offer to pay per article or at least weekly, you'll be making your pick from among the best writers on this platform.

And @KulgEr, I second your opinion of creating a dedicated thread meant for writers hunting for jobs.

It would help everyone to prevent all these shady .50 kobo guys flocking around NL.

About same time last year, I got a surprise email with a N10-per-word long-term gig offer - FROM A NIGERIAN blogger.

On my first delivery, he mentioned almost giving up on NL writers, but thought to try one last time; then found my contact.

Lately, he needed some other gigs somewhat outside the scope of our regular engagements, and I recommended NL again. Baba declined. He say e no fit snake through the “too much noise” on the platform. LOL

Sadly, [Like Baba and BoarderlessTrade ],many still de recount their bad experience with writers wey them jam on NL.

In the search for budget-friendly rates, some prefer ‘Indians’ on foreign job boards and platforms like Indeed, Reddit, Quora, etc to NLers.

Na statement of fact say Nigerians are among the most dominant and top-performing freelancers on popular foreign job boards.

NAiraland, being naija’s biggest brand, [shey I correct?] should be a sure plug for A-class freelancers — from writing to graphics, and everything between. But, apparently, we never ready for that conversation.

See Reddit, for instance. They have well organized threads with detailed rules for hirers/hirees ( including minimum rates etc).

If we replicate that pattern on NL, it would be a shoo-in!

Truthfully, initial set up and consistency might be somewhat tricky, but If achieved, it’ll turnout a small reliable community many would appreciate, eventually; both the for-hire and hirer.

But then, it starts with interest:
1. Cleverseo
2.
3.
4.
5.

Who else thinks it’s worth it?
Literature / Re: Writers Needed by Kul3ger(m): 1:08pm On Oct 07, 2022
Blossompowerpuf:

Could you please stop offering jobs that only pay 1 naira per word? The pay is bullshit. Except you're willing to skimp on quality sha


I tireee my brother. And na them find quality pass.

You go hear:

SEO
24-hour delivery
Attention to details
Zero plagiarism
Premium Grammarly
Copyscape
Native English
AP editing

All these cruise na ontop #1 —in the year 2022

You outsource when you know the original bargain is bogus enough to settle your workers well-enough and still have something in your pocket.

My point is, if you’ll keep picking up peanut-paying tasks from Indians, then ready to do am by yourself.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need Writers - Rate Starts At N5/word - Reviews & How-to Guides by Kul3ger(m): 11:20pm On Oct 05, 2022
OP, you no try at all.

Trusting faceless monikers to handle a project as sensitive as you mentioned -- without any thorough unboarding process -- was very unreasonable. It's understandable if you found them on jobboards like fiverr, upwork and co, and hired based on their gig reviews.

Besides, how do you screen a group of self-acclaimed 'writers' with individual assignments and with the intention to publish each of their submissions? No reviews? no personal expereince with them, no referals??

Also, from day one, trust was a big issue; a concern youre yet to clear. A link to one of your profiles would have settled the dust. I no doubt you o, but wonder why you havent addressed this identity issue; which seems a big one on such a forum; particularly with your 'irregular' offer.


Well, as mentioned, brother, NL is not exclusively a writer's forum. So, it's tough to tell who is, and who isnt. Here, anyone who has a gmail ID and can spell the terms " I am a writer" is a writer. After all, job no kuku de anywhere. But who's to blame when they deliver what they know best and expect their PROMISED wages? YOU!

Of course, they should get paid for their work. Except such deliveries do not satisfy the mutually agreed terms and conditions --if any -- a workman is worth his wage.

The Bigger Worry

it's funny how we find only terrible offers on Nairaland.

I have [almost] never seen a 'good offer' posted here. The Baba of them all na N3 per word. Although i've enjoyed some good gigs here, the jobs weren't posted; I was emailed via my signature.

It's either the likes of Ekems2020 who has a 50kobo-per-word offer and only pays his slaves after 100 articles, or Mr. OP BoarderlessTrade wey ready pay times twenty of Ekems2020's offer (#10-per-word) but de find writers wey go do am on credit, by 'faith.'

I think e go make sense if we create some sort of "Freelance Writing Job Board" thread where only 'verifiable' monikers will be taken seriously to hire and be hired. By good standard, N6-minimum-per-word is relatively cheap for industry-grade deliveries -- or, las las, say N4.

If people looking to outsource can find such 'trusted' hands on here without any much testings and interviews and dispointments, i think more hirers will bookmark the thread for a go-to outsourcing solution.


Back to OP - Mr, you no try at all. Las Las, Godspeed!

My signature, though

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Write S.E.O Optimized Keywords With Adequate Research (rate Is N1 Per Word) by Kul3ger(m): 5:21pm On Oct 04, 2022
adekolausman0000:
i want us have an important chat on whatsapp

Okay boss.

How about we start by email? Then, we can progress, based on the nature of the convo?

If that works still, kindly refer to my signature

I'm hopeful

But, on a light note, hope it's not vawUlence grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Write S.E.O Optimized Keywords With Adequate Research (rate Is N1 Per Word) by Kul3ger(m): 5:14pm On Oct 04, 2022
aylive02:
. Leave am. I am sure he was unconscious when he posted that trash above

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: We Write S.E.O Optimized Keywords With Adequate Research (rate Is N1 Per Word) by Kul3ger(m): 10:23am On Oct 04, 2022
SEO
Fast delivery
I 00% organic
1 Naira per word

How una take de do am?

Does it take any spiritual discernment to know NOBODY delivers consistent industry-grade article for a #1-per-word budget?

If you boast quality, flaunt it [partly] with your rates

Crafty Writers, una can do better.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Website Content Writer Needed Urgently. by Kul3ger(m): 10:46am On Sep 22, 2022
See my signature for A-class deliveries.

Godspeed!

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