₦airaland Forum

Nairaland is most interesting on Fridays and Sundays... these religious folks are very amusing ehn

dollyjoy:
You are so cheap.

Lol... E pain you?

ceeroh:
....until it happens to you

Shii ain't happening. I don't have girlfriends and I don't intend to get married too...

But I use to shook my preek inside any girl I find attractive sha

Fake

This type will eventually commit suicide

victorian:
Thank God

My lord is good o
I can't thank him enough o


God is great!

Thank you lord for this blessing few minutes ago. Thank you Jesus.

No matter who and what my enemies say against me or for me,
I'm soaring higher. Whom God has blessed no man or spirit can stop! Oh yeah!

Thank you Lord!



When one is blessed and going higher in life, there will be rats in human forms trying with their might to pull people like me down, but God pass them.

You people can say all sorts about me, that's your cup of tea.

Have been blessed with an alert, this morning. A very good alert from two blessed nairalanders few minutes ago

Make una keep spewing lies about me , you all hating on me are doing yourselves.

Lemme drive off to the bank


Poverty kill una there! Amen!

While the nairalanders who have been with me thru the years in true friendship, my business clients here too, God keep blessing those ones for me. Including the ones offline Amen

Thank you Lord!

Lol... thunder will fire those two Nairalanders, fire you, fire the bank and fire the alert... in fact thunder fire everything.

Are you really like this offline?
It's an honest question please, I want to help you

Nor be swear oh! but any man who thinks he can get a decent wife from NL would definitely be disappointed.
Are these not the same evening news papers forming power rangers and feminists

My belle wan burst because of laugh.
I think the Victoriann has mental issues sha... so her own is understandable

Wonders shall never end

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I'll never forgive Nigerians if this man should win again

Kalapizim:
immaturity ! Distance will always come at one point of your lives except you both aspire to stay in one city all through without seeking advancement.

Thats the way I see it.

So two people can't advance in one city

So na this old man dey post Bobrisky and Tonto Dike news upandan
Congrats sir

Earthbound:
You are demented. The people from the asylum where you escaped will find you soon. I guarantee it.

Lmao... this one is really funny sha.

Nor vex

PatricKfixed88:
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Oga please stop disturbing us... just chop alone

Lalasticlalaa is becoming so useless

I'll kill all my enemies

alBHAGDADI:
Mental illness and even some ordinary illness are caused by foul spirits.

Acts 19:12 King James Version (KJV)
So that from his body were brought unto the sick handkerchiefs or aprons, and the diseases departed from them, and the evil spirits went out of them.

The people at Yaba hospital aren't Christians. Not everyone who calls himself a Christian is truly a Christian. Because you were born into a Christian home doesn't mean you are one. You are simply flesh in a Christian home. Until you receive the birth from above which is spiritual, you can never be Christian in God's sight. Get born again.

This is serious... are you for real?

Nawa oh

hakeem4:
So if god could communicate to Moses by writing on stones, and god also spoke to the guy who wrote revelations

Why will god now speak to Osinbajo violently ?

Because he's a violent god

It was a warning from me.
If he doesn't distance himself from APC's plan to destroy Nigeria, he won't be so lucky next time

One has a lifeless husband, while the other is a transgender

Lmfao! Barbarians... Na ninja even flog them sef

Funny set of people.
Bring her lemme be fvcking her till everything don set for una two

MissRaine69:
She likes man and women = bisexual

Oh okay! Her style of typing is kinda hard to understand. Thank you

What was she trying to say sef I don't understand

Kai!!!
Wahala dey oh! Nigeria go hearam

DaHrNn0001:
Weak senses!!!!

He said "please"

Nice! Would really love to burn my Arizona in such a calm atmosphere. Weed is life

All these APC people don't even have single sense...Them nor jus sabi reason at all

They both look alike somehow sha

Amarabae:
23 and she is looking like that. So saggy and worn out. Crap.

Lemme see your belly and nyansh fess, before I say what's on my mind

But she looks happy na...

I see one mature man with a red cap, looking at her nyansh sha

See her jaws like Thanos own