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beatcoins:
Why is it pathetic? If you have too much money, send it to the student so he can have more to startup with.

You didn't see where the mumu I quoted discouraged someone else by asking if 5k is money abi? Now you're defending her for what exactly

Take time

UrbanExotica:
Is that one money. Come here and disturb us when you have 40k and above

40k is money to you?
Pathetic!

adewumiopeyemi:
Ffsorry next time come with bodyguard. In another news. Since i borrowed #400 from MTN, they keep sending me messages like recharge #400 and win 3 houses in Lekki.

They think i don't have sense abi?

Are you crazy
Must you always copy and paste?

Take time oh!

savior22:
You are below my league, so you can't hurt my feelings boy.

He's not below your league. You're the one who opened his thread to seek his attention for some unknown reason though...


Maybe to kiss some flat female asss... yes?

Chai!!! I don fvckup... why did I open this thread now

Topmaike007:
This lady fine abeg,I don't know why Iceberg broke up with her

He got tired of pressing her big, long nyash

Come lemme gi you a special nyash grabbing and pressing birthday... as chairman nor dey around Na.

Oboy! See fallen bresses everywhere oh!

DaveHert:
Stupid comments get the most 'Likes'. Some of you with your reasoning can't survive on saner forums like Quora.

Now, the question is: what if there was a case of touching here? Must you always be gender biased?

I don't know about other topics, but he isn't gender biased on this one. He's totally right... and you're completely naive.

The person mad fellow he quoted is the one who's mostly gender biased

faithfull18:
She got the blame for not applying wisdom, insecurity comes in various ways. You have no business being with someone who doesn't trust you enough to make the right decisions on your own. The husband sent her the divorce papers. She never cheated. He came begging years later but it was too late.

Nor dey lie for here jare... He didn't beg her

Amakababe:
What vehicle would i enter from federal housing under bridge to silverbird entertainment centre, advise pls

Na that your crush you dey find abi?
I know where you can find him

Assuming they were caught red handed nyanshing now, people would've tagged the guy a rapist and pedophile... And she would've also accused the guy of rape.

Girls below 24 are trouble most of the time

henry49:
Beggars, later become princes! That's the lord's doing!

I hope Northern beggars are not included in your statement sha... because they always die as beggars

Perfectnumber6:
Stop disgracing your poor parents up and down na haba. Election has come and gone you here still ranting as if you Av just 100k in your account. Na wa oo.

Who dash am 100k?

Dumb APC members everywhere

This is very funny... na to also become lawless remain for me now oh! Because I don see say Naija can NEVER be a good country

Igold2:
let me explain something here we had sex, 3day later prophecy came out in her fellowship that someone had sex 3days ago and now she's pregnant, we never really confirmed the pregnancy until 3week when symptoms started showing, but the worries of unprepared pregnancy started 3days after

You know say you be mumu abi?

Smile4daddy:
Do you know if is Jesus that called him home?

So Jesus couldn't call him home in a peaceful way... he had to drop a building on the poor kid's head first abi?

haywire07:
People of Buhari's nature have higher tendencies of being happy... Because money is never a priority.

They are [s]contented[s/] with whatever they have.

Contempted... According to the Sarrki

Eberechi24:
Don't ever weigh yourself on same scale with iLegendd and harddoñ . Don't try again it.


How many people feel your importance on this forum?

How many people know you? Talk of hating you?

How many feel your influence?

You are not an alpha male, You are not even alpha male wannabe, I can't dash you even fake alpha male.

You lack idea aside the ones you've read.

Analysing your personality on this forum, I don't think you are close to beta male.

Stop living in illusion and work on your life- very important.

You don't give a fuçk about bla bla, but if your pocket don't give a fuçk about you, then you are the loser.

What's your problem with him?
If you like am, just talk once and for all

Harkyn92:
You practice islam in private and rejecting it in public.

Islam doesn't have a monopoly on incest

Lmao!
These APC guys just love to embarrass their leaders

I wanted to type something very important, but I lost focus when I saw their faces.

No one can convince me she wasn't aware she was going to be working with her Toto in Dubai sha

It's just so hard for me to comprehend these kind of reasoning. What nonsense!

LuciferPastor:
Jesus Christ will fight for you.

Lucifer, please help him. At least your own judgement would be Quick and Swift... that Jesus guy is always slow and indecisive

dingbang:
Ah mean, why do we take things that happen on social media too seriously? Alot of people come in here to post things out of their frustrated depressed life and others tend to make them feel like their opinions count!

Jeez! Have a life

What's this asss licker eater talking about sef
Mumu boy

Michelle55:

You just made my day with your bickerings


Same goes to you.. JasonScolari and thesicilian your e-banters is outta this world
You both deserves an award for making me laugh so hard.
Thank you

Would you like someone to make you cuum hard too?

musb92yahooco:
Sai bsba

What's "bsba"?

rentAcock:
Hahahaha, I watched the video and she said "All I wanted was a Pandora, chain and ring" he bought her booty shorts instead. Now for those of you unromantic men who only buy heart shaped chocolate, plastic flowers and Valentine day card for your girl, Pandora make bracelets, rings, earrings and a whole host of jewelleries but what they are really known for is their silver charms which can be attached to a bracelet. They are very tiny but cute and can cost around 20k each. They are an American brand but you can order it and have it shipped to Nigeria. I surprised my baby with it 3 years ago and I have since then bought several other charms and gemstones to celebrate her birthday, Valentine's day and just as a gift. She loves them and always looks forward to having more stones to fill the bracelet. Try new things and spoil your girl otherwise another guy might do your job for you. Check them out at www.pandora.net.

Oga, please spoil your girl in peace and leave other people girls abeg.
We don't want you to teach them bad things

Nairaland is most interesting on Fridays and Sundays... these religious folks are very amusing ehn

dollyjoy:
You are so cheap.

Lol... E pain you?

ceeroh:
....until it happens to you

Shii ain't happening. I don't have girlfriends and I don't intend to get married too...

But I use to shook my preek inside any girl I find attractive sha