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Cute baby.... But she don taste snake meat?

Raresprinkles:
Please who is lalastical

He's one moderator who always push threads concerning snakes, Bobrisky, Tonto Dike, bbnaija etc to the front page every single hour.
His tummy is filled with snakes, so now he behaves like a snake man

Factfinder1:
Hope you didn't use steroids your body structure ain't balance at all... Seems you masturbate....one hand is bigger than one... Stop lifting cement lift good metals good luck

Who masturbates with a left hand Must be something else... like maybe his left hand was destined to be greater.
I'll vote for him though! You should too

But your head nor come fit your body again.
Just gym your head small... to match your body

stephleena:
They've satanic strength for them to take their lives.. if Job no commit suicide who I be?
there's light at the end of the tunnel

You don't know what you're saying

hulk616:
nonsense
1. Aquaman killed many people from both sides of the world. But Thor saved lives
Winner Thor
2. Best villian Hela of course. Hela killed an army on his own but orm or gutter master had to beg for help from other kingdoms.
Winner Hela.
3. Best action Thor vs hulk killed the whole Aquaman and DCEU
Winner Thor
4.best comedy Thor . Aquaman was boring like pastors sundays messages.
Winner Thor
5.best visuals: Thor
6. Best score : Thor
7. Best scene: Thor vs hulk
8. Best supporting : Thor

Winner Thor
Thor 8 - 0 Aquaman

My man!

Chepy:
Never said there is. It’s literally you weed you even smoke, my friends smoke some kind of shit they say is higher than your regular weed and of course more expensive. And one started selling his things at a time to keep up with buying it since money wasn’t forthcoming like before. I’m no position to advise anybody, don’t get pissed I did!

I only called weed in order not to get some people confused.
Arizona is the best... you should try it sometime

Chepy:
Until you start selling your Mac other gadgets to buy it. Take advice, don’t get to that point where you can’t put your shits together without it

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Sell my stuff for how much weed

Wait fess oh! what makes you think you can even advice me concerning Igbo sef?
I laugh you

Ntooooor!!! E good for you... na that preek em go take scatter your Toto again this night

sarrki:
The Ota old fool

Na your papa and mama be fools

Deicide:
So na you spit for my face

So na that dirty ashawo spit for your face abi... with mouth wey she nor wash.
yeye

Gebbson007:
just walk up to er(be extra polite ) .. ask fr er name n tll er urs too then ask if u can b friends with er (if yes) then ask fr er WhatsApp digit,b witty bout it (smile).. if she gives u ehn offer to see er off or nt... its as simple as that.

Your typing (shorthand) is irritating.

Is that how you write girls on WhatsApp?

JustAstrangeGuy:
No bro I don't think so....
Yea am defending her, cos am practically so sure she isn't the cheating or side Guy type

Don't waste your advice on this guy.

Your eyes go clear las las

Suicide... Only solution, because people are not even taking you seriously here as well

Rikze:
Not all who storm campaign rallies are really supporters of the campaigner.



Some are there simply to have a glimpse of the candidate, be it Buhari or Atiku.



All these boasting with pictures of massive crowd should not be understood to mean massive

support.



My opinion though... What do I even know?

Nothing

Now I believe without an atom of doubt that there's a particular drug or injection they administer to these APC guys immediately they join the party.
I feel like crying for this country... Nigeria is doomed!
E nor go better for una las las sha

If I was the one, I'll fvck her to death... so no guy would have to suffer such abuse from her again

theoldpretender:
Then why did you say 'Naija women' ?
Presumably that includes all Nigerian women, young and old.....

Sorry about that...

Yemaica:
• Yes I made a mistake by cheating on him but I am changed.
• Yes he knows me, maybe a little be more than I know myself
• I tell him everything, he is always there for me when I am down
• Yes he is changing my life for better
• He treats me like a child that needs to be taught how to walk, eat and play even though HE IS 2 YEARS OLDER THAN I AM
• He knows how to touch a woman
• He helped me start a small business by teaching me how to make extra income.

But I am tired of all the questioning thoughts he expresses. I don’t think he trust me and I am trying my best to show him but its just never enough.
If I marry him I feel this will never stop. I don’t know what else to do to make him trust me again.
He planned to go see my parent next month but I have not heard anything since the beginning of this year.

This problem is affecting my work and everything around me. Please I need help.

Shut up

theoldpretender:
Well, I believe that Bisola can take care of herself with some simple changes. (I advise people everyday about that in my line of work).

But comparing Bisola to a professional athlete? To someone who exercises for a living? And to someone who has access to coaches, physios, nutritionists, gyms, etc that help her keep fit.

Call me again when Bisola is confirmed to be a professional athlete. Or when Bisola has time off from running after her two children, keeping a job, and doing a lot if housework to actually exercise the way Serena does, and still have time for her husband and children.

And you that is talking, can you run faster than Usain Bolt, as long as Bekele, or box for 12 rounds like Tyson..? Why do you expect professional athlete level of perfection from a struggling married woman of two? When you don't expect it from yourself?

No, I can't run faster than Bolt or box for twelve rounds... but I look very fit.
I thought we were talking about appearance though!

It's not impossible for one to look fit without him/her being an athlete, you know.
And I wasn't even talking about married women with children, I meant the average Nigerian single Lady

dominique:
You can complement her figure without mocking your own people you know? That's several shades of immature. You think there are no overweight women in America or all women over there are fit like Serena? FYI, there is a higher percentage of overweight people in America than Nigeria but you don't see their people shaming them because of their weight. Most of those fit celebs you see on TV and online can afford dieticians, fitness instructors, plastic surgeons etc to mould them into shape and they look NOTHING like the average American. I suggest you watch more documentaries than movies so you can see how the average American looks like.

Believe me, I'm not trying to mock my Nigerian ladies oh! Just my sarcastic nature at work.

Btw, I'm very much aware of how Americans struggle with obesity, but they're aware of this problem and most times take actions to curb it... it's a different story here. Once a Lady starts getting fat, with a big tummy, she hardly does a thing about it. Most of them go just let their body scatter like that. The average Nigerian Lady knows nothing about exercising her body to keep fit.
Nigerian ladies have great bodies, some of them are just careless with it

hopefulLandlord:
If you think the average american woman look like those you see in movies then you couldn't be more ignorant of their looks

I know they don't... but our Nigerian ladies have a thing with "big belle".

Don't call me ignorant oh! Your comment was okay before you edited it

Martinez19:
Marijuana is addictive and can lead to emotional and cognitive issues in the long run. Don't mind people who tell you that it's not addictive.

Being a marijuana addict is not bad, as long as you have money.
Oboy, I die there oh

So you're one of those old men always dropping incoherent comments on female pictures abi?

Serves you right.
Nonsense

theoldpretender:
Serena is a professional athlete .She has access to top line coaches, gyms, and probably trains for hours a day. And she has a nanny for her baby, and is married to a millionaire and is one herself

Bisola is a mum with 2 children who keep her awake at night, plus she has to cook and clean for them and her husband, plus she has a full time job, and is probably tired at the end of the day. And stressed. And did I mention she is not a professional athlete ,and isn't rich?

Assumptions!
Stop making excuses for Naija women

Bamidey:
Couldn't believe she's on one already.
Only few Nigerian slay queens can keep fit after giving birth.
For the past few months, I've been wondering who's who between Bisola of my old neighborhood and her mother in law. She's just 27, 2kids but her body don leave am, or should I say she don leave her body embrace old mama looks.

That woman is just 27?

Nawa oh

I'm sure Serena will play tennis till she dies.
She wore that shii to confuse the umpire... that's cheating!

I only like the shape of her nyash sha

post=74842135:
We will get there gradually. Many years have been wasted in this country in the past. We are on the right track now. God bless Nigeria.

Buhari is on the right track back to daura

AnalQueenluci:
2010 Wen my ass joined dan le kameroum army ,Forces Armees Camerouianiaes (FAC).
U pple should do pray 4 us in cameroum plssssss(Am a cross riverian though)
Dnt mind d colour n rudeness of d second picture, dats me cex

Remove the second picture... it looks like 8 weeks fufu

Abi she don pass 12?

She's over ripe for my northern brothers

babadee1:
My point is, no rape victim will come to you with evidence especially if it happened a while ago. That is the job of the police to investigate and determine if the accusation is true or not. In the mean time, it is good for the sake of our conscience to believe women who claim to have been raped because sadly that thing is very very common in our society.
Let the police investigate and if it is found that the women are lying then let them be prosecuted.

This comment is very disappointing. It's part of the reason why ladies wrongly accuse innocent guys of rape.

Don't be naive

Na for newspaper headquarters boko haram dey abi?

Stylishly running from boko haram... yeye people