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FoodRe: South African Restaurant Refuses To Sell Food To Nigerians (Video) by kullozone(m): 3:09pm On Jul 10, 2018
I don't know why Nigerians keep going to that yeye country. Them nor like us, una nor get brain? They keep killing, assaulting and robbing Nigerians everywhere in their country. Leave their black, jagajaga heads make them chop the food finish.

You guys can't tell that South Africans are jealous of Nigerians?

Them be chronic bad belle...
Ghanaians toosmiley
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers In Delta Tie Dog For Barking As They Tried Robbing (pics by kullozone(m): 12:56pm On Jul 10, 2018
How tha fvck are you imbeciles able to laugh at this doghuh

This shiit reminds me of Jupee my late dog.

I cried like a little baby when my dog was shot twice by robbers and it still succeeded in chasing them away, according to neighbours peeping from their windows. It didn't die immediately, but gave up few minutes after I got home from night shift. It died in my hands... Fvck!!!

Neighbours trooped to my house like I just lost a close family member, because they knew it was a huge loss for me. I mourned, even took a break from work.
Sometimes I blame myself for not locking its cage before I left for work.

It was like a brother to me... I trusted it more than most human beigns.
I would personaly behead those two robbers if given a chance.

I can't forget Jupeesmiley
RomanceRe: Having Sex With A Man And Expecting Compensation After Is Prostitution - Lady by kullozone(m): 11:50am On Jul 10, 2018
oyinda1599:
Warped mindset gan ni....anyways no matter what am not gonna ever do that shit for free.call me whatever.....
How much for overnight?

Upload your full pics make I see fess, because I like Big big nyashsmiley
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Performs A Stunt With His Incredible Physique (Photos) by kullozone(m): 9:33pm On Jul 09, 2018
HoodBillionaire:
foegeh all these fake ass stunts
just one right quick dose of mayweathers punch
in d wrong place wud send anthony packing
Stop that rubbish. Do you know what one right dose of Anthony's punch would do to mayweathers?

No matter how quick it is Joshua go kill and bury mayweathersmiley
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Performs A Stunt With His Incredible Physique (Photos) by kullozone(m): 9:21pm On Jul 09, 2018
Where is the stunthuh

Ifa never kee one of these bloggers, them nor go get sense.

Goatssmiley
CelebritiesRe: Laura Ikeji Talks About Her Photoshopped Court Wedding Photo by kullozone(m): 6:17pm On Jul 08, 2018
I don't like Neymar anymore. I don't even know what came over me when I was comparing my "likeness" for him and Ronaldo.

smiley
CrimeRe: Fire Outbreak At NNPC Depot Minna While People Were Scooping Fuel (photos) by kullozone(m): 6:09pm On Jul 08, 2018
muhammed50:
And some fools will start blaming BUHARI if they die now
Buhari sef...

His terrorist herdsmen are responsible for the damaged pipesmiley
CrimeRe: Fire Outbreak At NNPC Depot Minna While People Were Scooping Fuel (photos) by kullozone(m): 6:05pm On Jul 08, 2018
I just don't know why people are just acting crazy in this Bullhari's military/herdsmen rule.

This Bullhari ehn.... smiley
RomanceRe: How I Dealt With An Ungrateful Bitch.....pls Read by kullozone(m): 11:01am On Jul 08, 2018
LivingFree:
I've been noticing this your 'serial killer' smile, upandown grin grin grin
Hehe!

Serial killer smile abi?
That's the way I find myself smiling offline as well, even when I'm boiling inside or about to start a fight.
I no know when I begin comment for this forum upandan sefsmiley
Christianity EtcRe: Mysterious Ways Of God! by kullozone(m): 9:22am On Jul 08, 2018
That's what you people always say when you're cornered or asked questions you have no answers to.

His mysterious ways are funny shasmiley
RomanceRe: How I Dealt With An Ungrateful Bitch.....pls Read by kullozone(m): 8:50am On Jul 08, 2018
Op, don't be a fvcktard, just post this shiit once already... Make I know whether na story wey I go fit take swear for you, because I know say you must fvck up.

Short human beignsmiley
RomanceRe: Woman Who Said She Is Ugly With Big Lips Flaunts Her Oyinbo Boyfriend by kullozone(m): 8:37am On Jul 08, 2018
Nyama!!!
Fvck! Why did I open this threadhuh Now I nor fit eat again. This woman should be arrested for exposing herself to innocent people like mesmiley
EducationRe: I Am Finished. Bet9ja Virtual Has Ruined My Education,my Life And My Soul. HELP! by kullozone(m): 8:25am On Jul 08, 2018
I don't know why I find this very funnygrin

A few months in rehab would be okay or just pay one agbero to follow you around whenever you're going out, so he can beat you near death anytime you try walking into a bet9ja shop.

Your story made me laugh hardsmiley
RomanceRe: Jesus Was Bisexual - Nigerian Woman Writes As She Attends London Gay Pride by kullozone(m):
I love bi women so much. A 'threeesome' is always 'awesome' with them...

I don't like bi or gay guys, because I'm a chronic hypocrate (crate for carrying hippos) in matters like this... But ammo let 'em be though, as long as they don't come four feet close to me.

I love you, bi woman.
I don't care what you say about Jesus, son of the Christians' god and heir to the throne of heavensmiley
PoliticsRe: Buhari Reacts To Saraki's Supreme Court Judgement Over False Assets Declaration by kullozone(m): 9:49pm On Jul 07, 2018
els0nm0rali:
What example?

That he bribed judges? Or that he dragged the entire Senate along with him to court each time he was to appear there?

They can only run. They can't hide.
Lmao!!! Even after your god has shamefully accepted his innocence?

Why are you behaving like this na? smiley
RomanceRe: How Can I Control My Boyfriend's Temper? by kullozone(m): 9:38pm On Jul 06, 2018
MariaLavina:
*Swallows my pride
*Drinks water
* Edits post



Thhh.... nnnnkkkk... Y... uuuuuu! That wasn't easy cheesy
Don't try to flirt with him, you might end up being mute if you guys start dating....

Even your moans would be correctedsmiley
RomanceRe: Ex-boyfriend Accused Of Threatening Girlfriend With Her Nudes, Replies by kullozone(m): 4:19pm On Jul 06, 2018
dambafana12:
the guy only need money from the girl.. blackmail.. that's why we keep telling girls to be careful about what they do with guys in a relationship... my dear go and settle him, that's what he want...
Oga, just manage read everything ehn... You're lucky your comment wasn't on the firstpage, because them for don finish you for this thread.

Read before you rush to comment next timesmiley
CelebritiesRe: Falz Speaks On Yahoo Boys, Nigeria Police, Others by kullozone(m): 8:05pm On Jun 04, 2018
Heywhizzy:
I like falz alot but he's still the biggest age cheat in the Music Industry


peep his music videos from last 6 - 9 years and you would know what I'm talking bout
I can bet this life and the next that Falz is upto 36years... No jokesmiley
CelebritiesRe: Falz Speaks On Yahoo Boys, Nigeria Police, Others by kullozone(m): 7:50pm On Jun 04, 2018
mctowel01:
Idi0t... Yes same with armed robbery... May your family be victims of armed robbery... afterall, its saving people's lives too
Hahahaha! Don't waste your time trying to get me upset oh! Check my dp, you'll undersrand.

My family can't be victims of armed robbery... Lol armed robbers would be victims of my family. They've been before and they'll be againsmiley
RomanceRe: My Ritualist Friend Just Died...... by kullozone(m): 7:18pm On Jun 04, 2018
SoapQueen:
Wow! Thanks! The numerous 's' sounds funny to my ears.
Thank you, Boss!
I would've made that same mistake too. The 's' just make am sound somehow.
RomanceRe: My Elders Brother Girlfriend Is In Love With Me,advice Needed by kullozone(m): 6:18pm On Jun 04, 2018
Don't worry, your brother won't get mad at you. He didn't tell you he met her in an okpo hotel abi?

smiley

RomanceRe: I Dont Think She Love Me by kullozone(m): 5:47pm On Jun 04, 2018
SeunDobo:
Hello my fellow Nairalander, My name Na Dickson .I get one girl I dey date I luv her cuz of her character, i dey plan of taken her home to meet my mom sef ,but now I dey confuse cuz , if I no call her she would not call me and if i no message her she's no go message me desphite We dey lives for same city but if I no call her to come with alot of beg she no go come my side,I dey think she love me cuz make love with lady didn't guarantee she's luv U & I have been hurt so many time ..please Advice me
If I talk say I understand wetin you dey try talk, then I be Lai Mohammed mastersmiley
RomanceRe: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by kullozone(m): 5:41pm On Jun 04, 2018
BabaIbo:
As if you're in her mind/heart... oga life is more than sex
Ofcourse it is, but sex is an important part of life toosmiley
RomanceRe: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by kullozone(m): 4:58pm On Jun 04, 2018
BabaIbo:
But she had a kid which is almost same age as the op, and again you know the relationship is not a genuine one and can't lead to any meaningful destination.
There are two things involved
1. It maybe the lady is lonely and needs someone to have fun with, which has less than 20% probability. OR
2. Maybe she's out to get something(you know what I mean) from him since he's young and vulnerable, which has over 80% probability
I will advice him to run because either way it's wrong and won't favor him at the long run
All she wants is for him to shook his private part into her private part. Nothing elsesmiley
RomanceRe: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by kullozone(m): 4:44pm On Jun 04, 2018
Gloryboy:
Let's look at this in the spiritual realm, what if you have glory and this woman want to suck them dry?
My brother don't bcs of today spoil your tomorrow o.
A word is enough.
The only thing she'll be sucking is his pennis... Or my huge pennis, if I get to meet hersmiley
RomanceRe: My Fiancée Freely Hangs Out With Guys, Please Help Me by kullozone(m): 4:09pm On Jun 04, 2018
That lady is an ashawo. If you marry her, she'll kill you and enjoy your money with other men. So don't marry hersmiley
CelebritiesRe: Falz Speaks On Yahoo Boys, Nigeria Police, Others by kullozone(m): 3:56pm On Jun 04, 2018
kumbalo:
Shut up there. Ole!
cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Falz Speaks On Yahoo Boys, Nigeria Police, Others by kullozone(m): 2:46pm On Jun 04, 2018
[quote author=Kingstanding post=68171492][/quote]No matter who you are or where you are, I'll find you and scam you... Hehehehe

Bastarrd fellowsmiley
CrimeRe: SARS Officer Killed In Gun Battle With Cattle Rustlers In Nasarawa State. Photo by kullozone(m): 2:39pm On Jun 04, 2018
Though I'm not a Christian, but I just feel like shouting "thank you Jesus" smiley
CelebritiesRe: Falz Speaks On Yahoo Boys, Nigeria Police, Others by kullozone(m): 2:15pm On Jun 04, 2018
Oga, carry your big, wide mouth go sidan for one corner jare.

Yahoo has saved alot of lives.

Quote me and die by bullhari's Fulani herdsmensmiley

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