₦airaland Forum

mccoy47:
Smh.
In as much as dis is a sad story but truth is some 14/15 yr old girls in Nigeria are nothing to write home about!

This is exactly what most people don't understand. I've lived in the ghetto/rough areas and I still visit sometimes. You should see what some minors do, they literally ask for sex and if you're someone who can't control himself, you'd do it... so I know what the man is talking about. Notwithstanding, he should've controlled himself because it's a crime to sleep with a minor so...

Viicfuntop:
Quick to castigate. He didn’t say that’s his total yearly salary. He said he earns just about that so it could be 2,200000 or 2,400000 but anyway it’s not enough to throw shade

Madam forget jor! How is 130k a year close to 2.5m or even 2.4m/2.2m?

See as them share the guy head like cake.

Good thing he survived.


Modified.
Please, it was the doctors who saved the guy's life.

sbm060:
Babe am not kinda ready 4 relationship lets just b cool frnds if it's ok by u.





simple as abc.

He said friends with benefits not friendzone.

MhizAJ:
I blame the girls that just jump into relationship with men anyhow

That's why friends with benefits is the way to go. Relationship is useless and time wasting

Right there on the alter, the pastor asked the couple to have sex in order to comfirm if the bride was still a virgin... and they fvcked. Surprise! She wasn't a virgin. And the groom ended up killing the pastor because the bride said the pastor was the one who took her virginity. Sha, everybody started nyashing in the church. I nyashed 5 girls that day, including the pastor's beautiful wife, because the pastor was already dead and no one had the guts to nyash her, so I did

The end.

Joshuamilarge:
this is really impressive. kudos to the medical team.

Why did you post that useless picture?

dammiecool:
Because jazzy na god abi? When was his last hit? U r cool with cobams name abi? Cobams dat is even ten times better Dan jazzy

Ahn ahn na fight?
Nawa for some people oh! Sontin wey no consign Don Jazzy atal, na ontop em head e kon dey now.

Almighty nose.

Bullhari is a very hardworking man. He's doing all he can to achieve his visions for Naija. Despite all the backlash, cows must be in Aso rock after his administration.

I don't expect anything less from a malu... That's how they behave

Some popular porn sites... Pornhub, bbn, xvideos and naija uncut.

Na lie! This guy na idiot.

Stevengerd:
Dem yapa for this section ooo.. Them Asslickers like Martino, Deadrat, Jakande( The Blogger) and co...

Chai
You never notice one guy wey call himself D!ngbang? That one na legend for asslicking oh!

But the guy is not her boyfriend na, he's her bestie. Which means he's just her nice maga. She's probably fvcking everyone else except him... Friendzone shii.


Stvpid bloggers.

Kenturkey048:
God go bless you for speaking my mind.

Thank you sir!

LxgIncrediboy:
So I have been waiting and longing for this day since late last year. And, it was finally shocked,i slide into the bathroom feeling all funky. I let the the towel slip; standing unclad tongue as I looked down and my eyes lit up when I saw it, standing about 8.5 inches erect in its ebony glamour and curve. I grabbed it, gave it a lil squeeze and stroking it n shaking; of course I have done this before it wasn't my first rodeo wink but this time felt different. It was getting harder for it to cum out, i increased intensity & presure and pressed the tip a few times, i could feel the fluid slowing moving to the tip. Atlast, it poured out its cream. Voilà! All white n jelly, that feeling of pleasure and estacy eloped me smiley. OK, pause it! Get your mind out of the gutter I'm talking about my shower jel here angry So, back to my story, I was not just signing The Weekend –Earn it in the shower I was giving a 5star performance. kiss Got all dressed up in my over starched shirt and Chinos. I looked at my wallet and 3000 smiled back at me
600 for drop, 800 for pop corn, 800 for ticket, 300 for soft n the rest for miscellaneous It was the perfect date, What could possibly go wrong?! undecided
So I hopped on a kekenepep... ShopRite! I said like I was charging the metal beast in a Gothic battlefield.
The man zoomed off, and was swerving like it was Need for speed. While he was driving, a sound played in the background... of my mind,(it was just a beat from zayn Malik n Taylor Swift song —I don't wanna live forever. It's a One of the original soundtrack for the movie I was going to see) to give the scenario that Action movie feel. After about felt like 20mins or more, We arrived!!! How much? I asked as I got down and struck a Superman's pose. He replied "oga your money na #300 So, I smiled said with a smug on my face "A lanister always pays his debt" feeling like a badass cool paid and walked up to the gate... That's when I knew that I've got some nigga in me My left hand was jacking up my junk, my right freely swinging and I was slightly bent... n lean back when I walk I got to the entrance and was smiling sheepishly at the security at the checkpoint cheesy Lucky for me they didn't call DSS on me. I got to the ticketing stand, drumroll on the desk and a asked what time is Fifty Shades darker?!. The movie attendant told me its not yet out in Nigeria cinemas I spent over 1hour window shopping and roaming round the shopping mall complex like a lost chibok girl cry
Went home later in the evening and cried myself to sleep... Oh! Lawd, I kan't take it grin

Bros no vex, abeg wetin you dey talk about

ajealadick:
My girlfriend of 3 years serious relationship sneaked to Ghana to hustle after lying to me she is going to Lagos to supervise her brother's building project. I called severally and no connection and I had to trace her via an old Ghanaian friend and colleague before. He called and she picked and he also confirmed her location. Long story short after she knew her cover was blown she said I accused her earlier of unfaithfulness when she told me of a 2 weeks turned 3 months trip. So she said she went there now to prove me right. Now we've broken up this morning (1 am.) and its eating me up but I really want it to end. I only regret all the monies I had wasted on her. Gave her the best, just last month I even paid her rent. So painful cos it was my last card I used. [color=#000099][/color]

Ntoooor!!! Lmfao... Serves you right.


Just go and beg her to forgive you oh, because you didn't spend enough on her. And no forget to sell all your property (that's if you never even sell them finish) take tidy her well ehn! Goodluck... Mumu

I don't have anything to say about this topic, but all those men talking about how he's been fvcking her free for 5years... Una dey crase. So em suppose to dey pay her after sex abi? Una ask am whether the girl pay am for all the fvck wey she sef don fvck am for that 5years?

To all those girls shouting "I hate stingy men" some of us (sabi guys) know y'all are just saying that because what y'all do is to get a boyfriend and put all your yeye problem on his head. And when he refuses to carry all your problem(mostly financial) on his head, that's when he's given the name "stingy guy"... Una sef dey crase

No comment on the topic sha.

[quote author=free2ryhme post=65049232][/quote]Must you always quote the whole news? You no even type anything for this one sef... I don't know if your brain is paining you.

She must have disrespected, insulted and looked down on him so much that he became frustrated

Don't quote me.

MuttleyLaff:
Who says the god of Nairaland is mortal?
The god of Nairaland?

So too the god of Nairaland is all powerful and everywhere on Nairaland
The god of Nairaland revealing himself is not too big

What is good for the goose, is good for the gander

Haba! What kind of thought is this
No one should bother to answer this guy, he would insult your intelligence.


This is so embarrassing

Na because of all these fooolish Nairalanders the mods dey push BBNAIJA topics go frontpage. Because na only things like that them dey understand.
See how the cowards are all against someone that's fighting for their freedom sha!
Kai nawa!

rxmusa:
WHY WE SHOULD DEMAND FOR PMB TO RE-CONTEST.

* Nigeria is rated the best in fighting corruption in Africa.

*Interpol Commends EFCC ‘s Anti-Graft Efforts, Recommends it As Model for Africa

* Nigerian stock is rated best in the world followed– So many foreign investors now find it more profitable to invest in Nigerian stocks than that of other developing and emerging markets.

* Ease of doing business is now better with Nigeria now rating 145th from previous 169th

*Nigerian style of fighting insurgency is rated the best–reported by top foreign media in 2017

* Nigeria got out of recession faster that every other country that was also in recession during the same period – country like Venezuela is still in recession, Brazil just got out.

* There is higher level of transparency in government than we've ever had, and foreign investors and countries are happier to do business dealings with us.

*Nigeria now produce more commodities than we've ever produced before.–export is encouraged.

*Execution of Projects is faster now than ever before – it took the combination of OBJ, Yar'adua and GEJ to build 3000MW of electricity; PMB has increased it in less than 3years to 7000MW.

*The country stopped saving in 2009, but resumed saving in with this administration – we currently have excess of $41b in our external reserves from $30b left by previous government.

*UK recently approved to receive Naira as lingual franca when purchasing in UK to strengthen our currency more, as they are now encouraged by the achievements of PMB – the last time Naira was accepted in west countries was in the 80s, when super markets accept our currency in the US.

*Comity of Nations respect Nigeria now–what was difficult to achieve with rebranding of the country's image by late Dora, is now possible with the integrity of PMB. The country has never had it this good in external relationship.

*There is higher level of military confidence from the cowardice and low morales by the military in the last dispensation.

A SUPPORT for PMB to CONTINUE beyond 2019 is an ASSENT to PROGRESS in NIGERIA.

I love Nigeria.

E nor go better for all of una

That's some gay asss shii right there!

CaptainJeffry:
All these touchings, only on your folk's bodies eekwa?
You think you're doing me but you're doing yourself.

Only on Liar Mohammed's lies I stand.

Why una nor get shame?

These guys are hippocrates (crates for carrying hippos). They claim to be righteous in public, but do the worst shii in secret

smokedfish:
There was this girl..met her in a group chat,asked her out and you guys know the rest...

Fast forward after givin her all the necessary attention and care including getting her personal stuffs. Name it..ladies know it including a job...she was comfortable..this was sumone that was selling potatoes by the road side and hid it from me until i found out n decided to get something better for her because it was complains upon complains..
Got her a decent job with a secondary school cert..a job that pays more than those wit certs...

Then all of a sudden,the gal now has an xcuse telling me i didn't care enof and i hardly give her attention and dnt hv her tym...

Am cool .. very cool..bout it

Then i begged n begged of which i had my plan in ma mind...after she now changed her mind and was now telling me she is dating another guy (a kid that can hardly feed himself)..told her no problem

She came and spent d nyt..after all d nyt waka,woke up 6 in the morning and told her to pack her tins n get out...she was now lafin tinkin i was jokin..told her to stand up n pack her self outta of ma place...of wich she did cryn...i didnt care...


It didnt stop dia
The boy now got my number and was forming a friend with me on watsapp...called a friend of mine and arranged with her...now the guy in particular is a boy boy to d gal i set him up with...

I really wanted to say 'Praise d lord'
Buh shii
..d feeling is perfect...even d job now,d oga said she has attitude n he was standing her cz f me buh since we nt togeda,he is goin to fire her....

And me,since i never cared,i told him its his business n he is free to do wt pleases him

PS:i never cared...not that i am wicked though

I no understand your own story.

Amirullaha:
������My girlfriend called me on phone and said: "Hello honey, you know I love you so much, I have been looking for a way to prove more of my love for you.
Please Baby I want you to come to my house for a lunch with your friends.
I asked her, " When?"
She replied, "Any day you will be chanced."
I said okay and the date was fixed.
I started informing my friends about it and they all agreed to go with me, some suspended what they would have done just to follow me to her house as demanded.
On the D-Day, I and my friends were set to leave and I called her,
"Baby we are on the way to your house", and she replied, "Oh baby I can't wait to see you guys".
When we got close to her house, I called her again to let her know that we are close to her house, she replied: "Baby are you serious?"
And suddenly burst into laugh, "Hahahahahaha, I was only joking o, you know how we normally joke naa."
I was embarrassed but I pretended and ended the call. I asked my friends to know if they heard my conversation with her but they didn't, so I told them that she asked us to wait at the hotel that she will soon join us soon.
We left for the hotel and I ordered for their needs. Shortly I picked up my phone and shouted: "WHAT?
Guys we need to leave here now, I just received information now that Boko Haram are on their way to this place" and we all left the Hotel.
None of my Friends knew what happened because it would have been so shameful.
IT'S NOW MY TURN TO JOKE...
A week later, I called her, "Baby I just received a letter from my Village that I should come home for my Chieftaincy Title and they said I should not come without taking a wife.
You know you are the only one I have so I want to inform your parents and they should fix a date for our introduction and it should be next week because we need to leave for the village before this month runs out".
She was so happy and she informed her parents just as I ordered.
They started preparing and everything was in order, they bought a lot of foods, rented canopies and chairs, they paid for a live band, they killed a big cow.
Aso ebi was not left out, they invited all their family members from the village all because she was the only daughter.
All their church members was also on ground.
On the fixed date I was in the bar when my phone rang, she was the one calling, "Baby where are you?"
I replied: "We are close to your house", she happily said, "Okay."
After a while she called back to know where I was again, "Baby where are you?"
Then I replied: "Baby are you serious you believed what I told you? Hehehehe I was only joking ooooooooo, You know how we used to joke na".
......... That was how the fight started.
I learnt she was admitted into the hospital and was on oxygen for a week before she was discharged.
Now she has broken up with me, saying i'm wicked.
PLEASE AM I WICKED ?
But we are both joking now!
Payback is sweet...

This your lie can give somebody cancer of the ears oh!

phreakabit:
Hell straight! I am not judging... Its obvious. Can't plant yam, come harvest corn na.

The hell you invented abi?

njelrapheal:
you be carpenter?

Joseph the carpenter