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If only I can smuggle a bomb into that house

See sontin oh! Person just settle down dey write this thing. Mumu.

This ediot Cyriacus will never post pictures. Lie lie man

Amarabae:
She is just joking. Believe me. The girl was just trying to pull the guy's legs

Comot there jare! Is this how feminists reason Pull his legs kor, pull his preek ni...

Smellymouth:
Keep chut. TOBI didn't snatch your girlfriend,.. A girl who truly loves you can never be taken..

If ur babe left you for him, she never loved you,.. So sit down and take your L in peace.

You nor know anything. E go be like dream for your eyes... You still dey believe all those love things abi.

Look who's talking. Mumu woman.
The hatred I have for this stupiid girl is just too much, it bothers me too.

0temSapien:
I am science-oriented and I wait on science most of the time to tell me about God(Existence/Energy). So going by Scientific definition of Energy, I will say that God(Energy) is neither created nor can be destroyed. But it can transform itself from one form to another.

Unfortunately, I'm not science oriented. Thanks anyway.

OtemAtum:
Any more question about God?

Yes please, how exactly did God come into existence. Did he create the whole universe including every single living and non living thing? As in, where did he come from

I'm yet to read any convincing answers to all these.

He has given the sheeples another one to defend him with and they're using it well.
I keep telling people, I like what these men of god are doing to their followers. Chop their money make them die poor jare

So they started dating five year ago and she's now 20, right? So they've been doing the "stool dogggy style" since she was 15

I like the way they insulted Nigeria. Some stvpid Nairalanders were even making annoying comments when the story came out.

I'll find an ebony sex doll with a flat belly, fat ass and a thick pvssy/toto, then..... I'll put my preek in it's mouth and toto.


I'll fvck it everyday

Rolings:
Did you read the post ?
Fulani did not attack them
they rather attacked the fulanis

Nigerians are very funny people . An igbo man wants to be able to travel from aba to sokoto to do his business but will not allow a fulani man to travel to aba to do his business.

What is this one even saying sef When other tribes travel to the north for business, do they stop to kill any northerner/fulani on their way?

I hate the Fulani herdsmen

Idris Ahmed is a bastard, and he'll be the next victim, surely.
Good one! This is how it's suppose to be

Haha!
I envy these men of god sometimes. Rich men with many women and slaves serving them

His god will purnish you people for arresting him.

Haha

Nonsense and ingredients

If I see her, I'll fvck her too. A 16year old girl my asss.

Away from that, I can fvck any girl who's up to 17. They know what they want, and they want preek. People are just making excuses for them. Whether na secondary school or not, as long as she's up to 17, I'll use my preek if she lets me... And we'll both be happy. Most guys here would do thesame too, them just dey pretend.
You won't even know a 17year old girl from a 22year old now. Moreover, they literally ask for sex without shame or fear.

As long as no be rape/forced sex, Who wan come tell me say make I no gav these yoruba girls for here, with their big, fresh, black nyansh.

No ban for me, mods.
Quote me and remain a virgin forever

Bunsous nyansh

And some people don already find out say the first guy don marry that's why he turned it down.
Why naw!?

izuch:
Men and their penis causing trouble since time immemorial. God for just make the penis detachable, that way it will always be in your spouses custody until she needs it.

Either this one dey impotent or em preek be like one finger

Na lie! The husband didn't force the victim. That's always their (women) claim when the cat is outta the bag. Acanor believe that one again. Make them release the husband because no be rape... Since they don't arrest fagggots who analyse each other anyhow, he shouldn't be arrested too
And the wife should leave the marriage because her husband cheated.
Settled

I don't pity these guys anymore, as long as they're not innocent people just caught up in the wrong place at the wrong time.

When one of them sand me kon collect my phone ehn! I no even know when and how I take reach house sef. One eye jus dey see only white for like 5mins... I kon enter house dey look everybody like mumu. I didn't even say anything till the next day.
What surprised me the most was how one of them still wanted to shoot me after collecting my phone and 4k, even though I didn't struggle with them... But bullet nor gree come out, so they all ran away, while my one eye was still seeing white in the night.

But if anybody catch any polithiefian wey them wan burn, abeg make una call me oh! I can't afford to miss that one.

Meti99:
Op, for your little mind now, the Pastor preached about tithes because of the noise some arrogant guys make on internet. You must be deluded.

I happen to be in finance department in my church and without pastor preaching about tithes,I observed that the church tithes has increased considerably even after all the noise on net.

The Pastors you condemn are wiser and more stable than all the folks who make dirty noises on internet.

If you know the strength and capacity of establishments they control, your mind will stagger.
Oyedepo alone controls churches of over 5,000 parishes around the world, a weak mind can't do that.
He controls universities and intelligent gurus who are authorities in their fields. A weakling will never attempt such.

It takes a very intelligent man to do that consistently over the years. If your fore fathers had owed his generation any dime and the man is collecting it now, then I don't think there is a crime in that.


Rather than make headless noise, please put your mind to work and make money.

Envy is counting other peoples blessings, why not count yours.
Your noise don't disturb anything

Lol... This one dey see better money oh!
True sha, e nor easy to control so many business. But with such dedicated workers who are aware of the goodies that will eventually come in, he wouldn't have much wahala. Baba go just sidon dey laugh as alert dey enter from all corners

wayne4loan:
Mohammed created Allah

That's wrong, please. It is obviously impossible for Mohammed to create Allah... Why? Because I created him

mazimee:
I don't have a friend, who is friends with an Olosho.

Them don deceive you tire be that.

Haganah:
Buhari climb down from Aisha and work!

Can he even work on the Aisha sef?

I don't understand why you call yourself fynestboy, with a nose like that.
And he won Mr Nairaland oh! He's probably S€un's younger brother

donstan18:
You'll do it if you have the money, remember there were times you felt this way seeing people buy a single dress of 5-10k.

But, I believe you are way above that level now, that's life!

How did you know?
I bet if you give that girl 10k to buy a dress, she'll get 15 dresses with same amount instead

What nonsense!!! Who will now be sucking the boy's pennis
Release that teacher so that both of them can continue their sweet play jare.

Miss teen as how na This one wey resemble stone age man so?

It's obvious she TOTOlised the foolish organisers

Why is this bastarrd not in jail already? Just imagine!