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RomanceRe: Ever Had An Awkward Moment With A Crush Before? Share Your Experience by kullozone(m): 5:35pm On Sep 30, 2017
Back in JSS2, She asked me to walk with her to the staff room but I couldn't stand up because I had a boner.... And when I eventually stood up, she saw my boner and started laughing, while I was sweating like a cold pure water. The worst part was that she told her friends too.
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim And Mercy Johnson's Throwback Photo In 2009 Vs 2017 Photo by kullozone(m): 4:44pm On Sep 30, 2017
This Juliet face alone dey make my priick stand cheesy
I no send Mercy Johnson.
Foreign AffairsRe: Julienne Sassou Nguesso's Sextape Leaked By Her Boyfriend by kullozone(m): 9:17pm On Sep 29, 2017
This type of women dey sabi suck preek ehn cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Skales: "Timaya Housed Me When Banky W Kicked Me Out Of EME" by kullozone(m): 7:11pm On Sep 29, 2017
This guy is a big foool. You were kicked out of EME because your shiit is wack(and still wack). EME gave you the platform to start your carrier... though you gave nothing to the label you flexed your sense away with the little money/allowance you were given.
Sharrap there! Otu. You just started earning and you've started boasting.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Big Python Trying To Swallow A Dog Killed (Photos) by kullozone(m): 3:35pm On Sep 29, 2017
ShyCypher:
Wanna know what all these idiots have in common?

Ignorance.

Pythons are consistently listed among the Top 5 or 7 strongest animals on the planet.

You all talk like the python showed up in front of the dog and greeted her before swallowin'. They are stealth hunters. They hit you with surprise. The dog probably didn't see or hear it comin'. That's how they hunt.

And for y'all information, once a python bites and has you in its coils, no animal on earth can escape it unless it lets go (which is rare).

Because the more you breathe out & in, the more it constricts you and you suffocate and die.

All those your German abi na Japanese Shepherds don't even weigh more than 50kg & will fall to this same fate.

Pythons overpower antelopes, zebras even alligators as large as 200kg sef una dey talk of rubbish Chinese Shepherds.

Watch Nat Geo Wild instead of MiTV make una get sense una no go gree.

Shioor...
Lmao! Na your mama, your papa and your girlfriend be mumu... Then you're the dog in that picture.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Big Python Trying To Swallow A Dog Killed (Photos) by kullozone(m): 1:59pm On Sep 29, 2017
Long throat snake and a stupid lazy bingo.
Both of you'll be eaten with cold palm wine.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Responds To Paul Okoye's Shade: "My Brother, I Have Moved On" by kullozone(m): 1:52pm On Sep 29, 2017
Why this two mumu ejima nor just keep their wahala to themselves nahuh
What kinda rubbish is this?
Christianity EtcRe: 3-year-old Girl Becomes Nepal’s New Living Goddess by kullozone(m): 11:13am On Sep 29, 2017
free2ryhme:
3 year old a living god??

father see what your creations are busy doing, ehn!!!
Taaa! She's more powerful than god :p
Christianity EtcRe: 3-year-old Girl Becomes Nepal’s New Living Goddess by kullozone(m): 11:06am On Sep 29, 2017
Lol... Still Better than the muslims and christians, though.
Quote me and feel the wrath of that 3year old girl cheesy
CrimeRe: Caleb University Student Beaten To Death By His Baby Mama (Photos) by kullozone(m): 1:37pm On Sep 27, 2017
Gotze1:
Mumu, if he beat her now, you go shout woman beater. But the guy calm down because shes a woman and the flatty witch killed him cos of his mild nature. E be like say you have palmwine in your brain
Which would've been better, beating her and still be alive or not laying a finger on her while she beats him to death?

He's a fool... And he died a coward's death.

I hope the rest guys like him would die that way too.
CrimeRe: Caleb University Student Beaten To Death By His Baby Mama (Photos) by kullozone(m): 12:54pm On Sep 27, 2017
He's a fool and it's good for him. I'm sure he's one of those guys on NL who always tell people not to lay hands on women. Ntor!
Christianity EtcRe: God Is Testing You? What Nonsense. by kullozone(m): 12:24pm On Sep 27, 2017
Nuhvey:
What d use of the tree of knowledge placed in the garden?
They can never find a suitable answer to this question... Never!
Christianity EtcRe: God Is Testing You? What Nonsense. by kullozone(m): 12:19pm On Sep 27, 2017
Xiadnat:
I know you must be joking... but entertain me,

So, question:

Do or did you ask this question to your school teachers or university proffessors(if you are old enough for university as i suspect you are not?

And when you asked this question, did you get a failing grade or you just kicked out of school straightaway?

Hint: your teacher wrote the test AND has the aswer key to test questions.

#exposingidiocy

Y'all arguments don't always make sense... No sense atal.
Car TalkRe: Another Nigerian Man Takes A Nap With His Car In The Middle Of Highway by kullozone(m): 3:46pm On Sep 26, 2017
Like play, everybody don dey run mad smor smor oh! Soon the whole would start dumping psychiatric patients in Naija.
SportsRe: Osun United Supporters Attack Sunshine Football Club Fans,injure Many(pics) by kullozone(m):
Oboy eh! See as them arrange these men head sha.
They injured people because they lost the match... Early men.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Kill Policemen Who Tried To Rescue Kidnapped Victim In Benin (Graphic by kullozone(m): 4:02pm On Sep 25, 2017
SaiNigeria:
yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!!!!

The idiots only display gallantry when IPOB is involved
Hahahahahaha!
I don't feel sorry for them atal. Foolish lazy men in black... Plus the yeye army.
I no be IPOB sha oh!
Music/RadioRe: #bbnaija: Efe - Chidinma (audio) by kullozone(m): 3:49pm On Sep 25, 2017
I don dey help this guy shame, since em no get any.
Abi em get family and friends? One of them for just close eyes tell am the truth nah! I know It's not easy but.... Efe, I beg you in the name of your 25m wey go don remain 7m, no do music again.
FamilyRe: Woman Who Wants To Marry Her Son's Friend In Gombe Sent To Prison by kullozone(m): 8:00pm On Sep 24, 2017
See rubbish oh! They were both remanded in prison to dispel the alleged spell?
Thunder faya the abokii judge. Which crime them commit?
Baseless accusations, why would a young guy want to cast a spell on an old woman with 11 childrenhuh
RomanceRe: . by kullozone(m): 11:24am On Sep 24, 2017
This guy doesn't need any advise, just leave him. When the girl is through with him, he'll feel less than a human beign then.
Abi you don cry already? Wait oh! You go cry tire.
CrimeRe: Did I Really Rape Her? I'm Confused? by kullozone(m): 10:26am On Sep 24, 2017
djeezy:
You're a kid. Grow up and be a man!
It's GROWN men like you that give women the right to blame us for their actions.
CrimeRe: Did I Really Rape Her? I'm Confused? by kullozone(m): 10:21am On Sep 24, 2017
Lalas247:
Know ur level Biko
Lmao! My level?
You dey crase oh!
CrimeRe: Did I Really Rape Her? I'm Confused? by kullozone(m): 10:14am On Sep 24, 2017
djeezy:
Nice response dear. You've said it all.
I hope her nyansh tastes good? Oya give other nyansh lickers chance make them lick too.
CrimeRe: Did I Really Rape Her? I'm Confused? by kullozone(m): 10:07am On Sep 24, 2017
CaptainSALAZAR:
[color=#7000BC] What nonsense! He lacks self control because he responded to his basic need and she doesn't not to leave the guy's house and stop crying uncontrollably for him to pamper her that leaded to the intercourse? Learn to take responsibility for your actions. [/color]
Holy bush rat!!! Oga, nawa oh!
"leaded"
CrimeRe: Did I Really Rape Her? I'm Confused? by kullozone(m):
Lalas247:
It is not rape BUT

You clearly lack self control
Look she was in a VULNERABLE state yes .. u clearly stated she woke up crying .. even if she begged you to sex her you should have been a good guy and said NO ! Yes she would have thanked you for it and even valued you more


So cause she crying u thought lets fuvk huh Wt kinda guy are you ..
please ladies careful who you cry to when your mind ain't right .. it's sex the guy will be thinking about shioor
YOU LACK SELF CONTROL ! YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION ! scumbags up n down argh

Don't quote me
Sorry, I just wanted to pass a message to the fowl that liked your comment.
The person that liked this comment would never fvck again in her/his entire life.
CrimeRe: Did I Really Rape Her? I'm Confused? by kullozone(m): 9:54am On Sep 24, 2017
Go to her house and beg her, since you can't live without being friends with her... Mtcheeeew!
Begging for friendship, imagine!
Christianity EtcRe: Counter Thread To What Muslims Believe Concerning Jesus Christ by kullozone(m): 8:59am On Sep 24, 2017
Lmao! Christians are confused, Muslims are confused... Infact all of you are confused.
CelebritiesRe: Lizzy Anjorin: Don't Leave Your Hubby If He Sleeps With Your Friend Or Househelp by kullozone(m): 9:26pm On Sep 23, 2017
Lmao! This one na goat oh... Ashawo cheesy .
Christianity EtcRe: Sharon Oyakhilome And Her Father Chris Oyakhilome Pictured Together by kullozone(m): 8:19pm On Sep 23, 2017
She nor fine.
Christianity EtcRe: Muslims Block Road In Victoria Island To Pray, Causing Traffic Jam by kullozone(m): 4:59pm On Sep 23, 2017
madridguy:
So praying now is dragging you backward? huh huh We have told you people to leave Nigeria for us and go to your Biafra.
This guy has no brain... And the people that employed him are chronic fools, for hiring a g**t.
RomanceRe: “I Was Insulted, Abused But Now, Extremely Happy” - 19 Year Old Teenage Mother by kullozone(m): 12:51pm On Sep 23, 2017
joelens007:
haters will always hate...accept my sinparty
Sin-party > A party for sinners.
Abi no be so?
RomanceRe: “I Was Insulted, Abused But Now, Extremely Happy” - 19 Year Old Teenage Mother by kullozone(m): 12:06pm On Sep 23, 2017
sekxy:
they need to be encouraged and not to be bullied embarassed
They need encouragement for what na huh
I agree they shouldn't be bullied but I don't really know what you mean by the "encouragement"? Small small girls go just dey fvck upandan... when them get belle, them go begin find people wey go pity them.
You need to see the way these teenage girls, even as young as 15 seduce mature guys anyhow. Them dey fvck guys wey mature girls dey fear oh!
PhonesRe: Iphone 8 Benchmarks - By Far The Most Powerful Phone Ever by kullozone(m): 11:26am On Sep 23, 2017
NaijaTechGuy:
Bro we aren't quarreling o
I no know wetin dey worry these iphone boys sef huh See how they're just insulting people for trying to talk sense into them.

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