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Topam:
cc:lalasticlala
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/yoruba-obas-i-stand-by-my-ranking-alake/

This stupid man should just gerararararar here men and let peace rain in the land ...........we need peace now not animosity.......... i just don't know why some of this yeye oba`s cant contribute meaningfully but instead causing trouble all over the land with mis-guided tongue.

tuniski:
IPOB must be giving u nightmares! Anyway, I am yoruba and a northerner. Yeye zombie. TSA is only an audit tool not an increase in revenue however,it helps in reducing leakages on one hand but introduces bottlenecks that could lead to eventual erosion of same saved leakages.
Bottom line it is basically a snap shot of government revenue cycle at any given time. The propaganda is sounding as if such reflection has no expenditure side!

You both dont have to fight as long as it saves Nigeria from been collapse........we all shoud be happy that things are getting better.......Nigeria shall rise again.

OsusuMustFlow:
O Boy, see Osusu when dey flow... Why no bi me they credit like that na? national cake

Thank God it wasnt you cos you wld have been in EFCC net by now..........you should be happy it wasnt cos all looters will see wenn

CACAWA:
what was the other way round?

Lol

If you are there with them would you have stood up infront of them.................?

ELVISHOT:
A man has cried out for help after staying 11 painful years without having a child with his wife only to discover a hidden secret about the woman he called a wife.


Dear Readers,

I have been married for eleven years now. My wife is a teacher (customer service facilitator). She was into this profession before I met her and married her. But I am so confused that I can't really explain what is going on in my marriage. We have no kids yet, but she gets pregnant, before I will know what is going on, I will see her using sanitary pad, saying her period just came out.

What surprises me mostly is that, I have followed her to the hospital countlessly and the pregnancy report reads positive, what l don't understand is how it will come out just like ordinary mensturation. I have forcely dragged her to the hospital myself, but the doctor said she is ok.

I tried to monitor one pregnancy of hers. Sat at home, denied her of her work. It got to three months and that month was when my mother passed on, and I had to rush to the village, staying one week, she called me after 4 days saying she is bleeding, I told her let me call my uncle who is our family doctor, she told me that she can't wait, that she is in pain, that she will visit the hospital close to us, when I returned, she was on pad. My mistake was that I didn't go to the hospital to ask them whether my wife was their patient when I wasn't around. I got so worried that my brother decided to know what she was up to.

So my brother asked his friend to woo my wife, lets know whether he can be able to make her talk. The guy sought for her friendship request on Facebook and she accepted. They went on as friends for 4 months before she could start talking of her married life. I have the screen shot messages with me. Where she told the guy, that she has dreams to fulfill before having a child. That she has been aborting her pregnancy because she doesn't not want set backs in her career. That children are one big headache and set back in marriage. The guy asked her is her husband not complaining? She told him, that she has her ways with me.

That the husband is and illiterate business man, who managed to go to the university. From my childhood I have always wanted to do business, but my father being a medical doctor had a rule, that all his children must past through the university before starting a business. I made first class in Computer Science. It's painful but am not annoyed, but I am terribly shocked to be living with such a woman under my roof. I have not confronted her on this, but I am still in shock. She is 42 years and I am 47years.

Shared by - Cynthia Uju Raphael, a relationship expert and manager.

Source: http://ndubuisiude..com/2016/02/i-been-married-for-11-years-without.html

You have th fact and you are still here asking of what to do abi,wait untill u are sold into slavery before you act.

Send her to where she belong ASAP.


Maybe she will realise what damage she has done to herslef when she is 60th,damn old she fool.

tolexy007:
i dont think Catholic Church owe anybody explanation on Rev Mbaka transfer, he is a Priest and he can be transfer at anytime just like every other Priests, Plpp should not put Politics into this...

I am a card carrying memeber of APC but i totally support the move by the bishop and moreso,Gods work should not be mixed with politics not in this our own naija.

Kizmilz:
Satisfied?
Satisfied?

if that is what you have it is OK,but a black shoe would have suffice

acadollar:
Ford escape is scarce here but i have ford mondeo, anytime escape comes out, i let you know.
The total price of buying the Sonata, Shipping and clearing is 700 thousand naira sir

Please how much can i get a 2007/2008 Rav4 to lagos plus clearing clean title..........please reply me in my mail box kunle_oshin@yahoo.com

daontop:
Thanks Bro, I spent the whole of yesterday setting up my gns 3 and downloading some router images. Please can you recommend any good ccnp books for a Bro. Thanks

Please i will be interested too,thanks in advance

DanIndia:
Hey folks,

DanIndia here. I'm planning to start a study group on Cisco certifications... as of now, it will be purely basic stuffs - CCNA topics mostly.
If anyone is interested in participating and is up for some hardcore hours labbing and has a laptop with the required specifications to run GNS3 and Packet Tracer, and is looking to motivate others, learn with others then comment on this thread and let me know if you're interested.

P.S: This is no advertisement for a Cisco Institution or some course with an Institution or whatsoever. This is just a personal invitation to learn together as a group. No charges and there will never be. It's 100% free... and this will continue for a long time and will be sharing career opportunities too.

thanks for this concept i have been hoping that somebody will come up with this.


Am CCNA certified and hope to write my CCNP soon too,am interested

iamLeo:
ur days are already nunbered mr governor

Thats why he is visiting APC governors all over...........to pre-empt the outcome of the investigation.

PresVA:
Chaiii, may God bless you and replenish your pocket.... I also love your swift and active approach. .

How do we go about making our own lil donations in order to support madcow? Wish tehn can step in..
Cc:
TeHN, kunle75, tomiwa6501, Arsenate vivaciousviv Dexema jaybee3, r321, Agarawu23 mistarsam Aminat508 aminho uscofield HateU2 babadem2much doublecheif fuke Yomieluv vicraven HaneefahRN
FreeWorld23, allcomage ANBAKO thorpido babamajor Maogunners gozi542 rocoh mira4u babythug

Please let us know how and who are coordinating this and sure we are donating to the right source.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, am willing to give my own token

[quote author=largeman4u post=39126022]please try and get the cost of shipping a Car from USA and the Clearing cost @ Apapa tin port. you will see that it is a fair deal.

many Thanks.[/quot


Can it go for 800k serious buyer....................let me know

opeaceo:
Why wasn't the war against boko haram won during his tenure??

Thank you please ask them again and what is the morale of the NA at the battle field compare to now?They should answer all this question.

iliyande:
OK, I will

Thanks for your kind hearth ed spirit bro,i live in Lagos and am still willing to help this guy but i need an authentic information on what he will need and how whatever alms am giving him will get to him directly,and most probably may be a wheel chair or better still the tricycle used by his Hausa fellows.


No matter how small i will be willing to do something for him.

kennethik:
Call me 08038156694

Add me on whats app if you have one 09099800565

iliyande:
Yes, he is crippled but his mind is not. He is a cobbler, his kind are allover the streets of Nigeria begging. This guy has refused to be limited by his condition, He's got no legs but at least he has functional hands to amend your shoes. Don't allow any challenge, fear, etc to stand by your way this year. Go and achieve Your dreams. God bless you all!

OP please i would like to be of help to this young man if you have any link to him please let me know.

you can drop me any info about him @ kunleoshin@gmail.com

Nkasiobi87:
Good morning everyone. If you have been reading my previous posts then you will know very well how my story has been. After getting a job and trying to ignore My husband'S cheating and other cruel characters towards me, he cheats with a female church member and promises her that he will marry her as a second wife.

After much talking which could not bring any positive results, I decided to let them be And mind my own business. He still enters my room when he feels like doing it with me. Now it happens that am 2Months pregnant after 5 kids. I told him about it he was happy at that given time. I then thought that maybe he will change this time to become a better father.

On Sunday while the morning prayer was going on, I couldn't stand up because I have started showing signs of pregnancy. I was feeling very anemic so I decided to sit down. My husband came out and stopped the prayer and started saying that I sat down because I wanted to show his mistress that am pregnant and that am doing drama for her mistress, something that I have never thought of doing. He started calling me all sorts of names all to calm the mistress down incase she notices that am pregnant. All to show the mistress that he is not happy with me being pregnant. All to make me feel bad and not happy of my condition.

While the congregation and the mistress were watching and laughing. When I couldn't take it anymore, I decided to walkout of the church. one of his workers ran after me and forcefully drew me back which left a mark on my neck. His claim is that I shouldn't move out while his pastor is talking. I pushed him out of my way, he slapped me inside church while my hubby watch. with the little strength in me I fight back and leave the church premises. I was so hurt that I want to revenge on my husband and his worker. how will I be proud of this pregnant now that he has said in his congregation that all am doing is noting but a show how painful. how do I pay him back.I really wish the worst on them now.God help me that I didn't do something unlawful to them.

I WILL ADVISE THAT YOU DON'T ANYTHING UNLAWFUL COS YOU WILL GO TO JAIL IF YOU DO,AND PLEASE ENDEAVOR TO CARRY YOUR CROSS AFTER 5 CHILDREN WHERE DO YOU WANT TO START AGAIN?THEN BE PRAYERFUL THERE IS NOTHING GOD CANT CHANGE

robosky02:
http://www.punchng.com/dtigers-unhappy-with-buharis-n600k-gift/

I dont know what to say but wait oooo where is their patriotism lies............. even though they need to be appreciated....they should also understand that the country is broke..............If the PMB gives out too much money people will still scream

modath:
Bros Kunle, mi o ki n se sir ooo..

Am sorry about that ma.........pardon my error

Any one with toyota avensis 07 up ward please drop it here am in need of one.............preferably toks with a considerable milage and good condition.


Thanks

modath:
Olisa metuh erroneously believed invoking Jonathan's name would have made him immune to prosecution.

He never saw PMB's resolve coming.....





You do realise you deserve to be his companion in Kuje with this nonsense you spewed from one dark place?

What is his primary source of income beyond using his many coys to buy properties for politicians abroad & laundering national commonwealth for them!!!

If you & your ilk are aware of how much damage, metuh & co have wreaked on your lives, you'd log out, arrange boys go break hin head!

If we check now, you've never seen 200$ , you come online with "grammar" to defend someone whose actions are directly or indirectly responsible for your poor education.... SMH!!!

thank you very much sir.

He probably may not have seen $10 bill self

onismate:
My dear, it has not been easy for me all these while. I had thought about all these stuffs that happened. Was I wrong? Did I do the wrong thing? Or maybe I was trying to avoid problems. But for me, I felt I did what I did to avoid troubles and suspicions on my character.

Months ago after my NYSC. I didn’t just want to stay idle. I wanted to get my hands doing something, a job while I still searching for tangible job. I got a job in a printing and publishing firm in which my take home salary was N20,000 per month. “At least N20,000 is something rather than staying idea for the devil to manipulate me.” The owner of the firm is a Pastor and a very nice man. When I started work, he just came to like me because of my dedication and hardwork, and another thing is that I was a graduate working at the place. It was unusual to him and even my humility as a graduate in doing that kind of work.

My boss gave birth to three lovely children. All are girls. The first two are in secondary school and the last one was still in primary. And the school these three attend was not far from the firm. So after school, the three come by the work place to their father while they spend some time to the close of work and their dad would take them home.

Two weeks when I started this work, I noticed that each time the eldest daughter of my boss who I presumed should be 15 or 16 years (I never asked) and in SS 3. Each time she was back from school, she has one kind of weird body odour. I noticed it severally. Even sometimes in the morning if she forget to take something from her papa. If she come the office I dey perceive the odour that sometimes I go dey wonder if she even wash her uniform. But looking at her from outside, physically, she would look clean and very neat. But na the afternoon odour na im dey more pronounced after all the sweating and playing for school. I am not blaming her for that because the other two girls get their own too. It’s natural that humans have body odour but the way we take care of it matters. I believe that body odour can only be reduced but not completely killed. So she’s a teenager that needs to start taking care of her body. And I no know how I wan take confront her about it. I don’t want to get into trouble, in as much my Oga is nice, let it not look as if I was insulting him by saying her daughter has body odour. And it would look good if a lady told rather than me a guy. I was just trying to be careful because her papa na pastor and they (the girls) can be saucy sometimes. Make dem no say I dey find another thing and I no want insult. Though I and the kids are quit friendly most especially the last one who often comes around me.

This particular Wednesday while I was doing some work, the youngest one came to me to ask for something. “Gush” the odour that I perceived was so mad that I asked her if she washed her school uniform. She said she wasn’t wearing the one she wore the previous day. And that she has about 3 school uniforms. As I dey there na im the eldest one come meet me with her own too. Kaiii, I thought of what to do. I am not blaming them. Its just normal. Even when I was in secondary school, my school uniform dey smell too. So I come feel say I go buy body spray, perfume for the eldest one because her own be say na teenager. And their dad also had once complained that the girls are very rough. That when one comes to their rooms, every were would be dirty and unkept. Thank God say na big school dem dey go so dem go look clean for outward.

Part of me asked me not to do anything. That I should just ignore it since I wasn’t staying there permanently. But another part of me suggested that since my Oga had even taken me as his son, so the girls are like my junior sisters, it would be good that I do something. At least N550 is not much to spend on the perfume. And I wasn’t going to tell her that she has body odour. But atleast if I give her the perfume, she would know what to do with it.

I bought a perfume. At first I wanted to give it to her dad to give to her but later I waved it out. She returned from school and she came to check on her dad. It was unfortunate that her dad went out. Na there I come give her the perfume. She come thank me wella. The other two dey vex say I no give them anything. I promised to get them something some other time because I do get them snacks before, but snack no do anything that day. Na something tangible go make sense for them.

After giving the eldest one the perfume, I felt fulfilled. At least she would be using it on her body.

Two days later was a Saturday. My Oga called me on phone and asked if I was the one that bought perfume for her daughter. Na so I tell her “yes ooo.” He said no problem that when we see on Monday we would talk on it. I thought he was just impressed at least that I did something for his daughter.

Monday came and I went to see him in his office. “What is your motive towards my daughter?” was the first thing he asked when I went to see him. I was shocked and surprised like a child. “shey I even get motive!” I thought to myself. “Why did you buy her a perfume?” my Oga asked again. I smiled. I was trying to choose my words properly. I didn’t want to put it in his face that his child has body odour. I told him that I just did it willingly just as the way he (my Oga) gives me money sometimes. “You did it willingly? You want something from her?” my Oga asked again. Chaiii, as he made that statement, I knew he was just thinking another thing so I had to make my mind clear. Na there I come begin explain to him say sometimes say her daughter if she come back from school, say all the sweat wey don accumulate for her body go dey react. There by springing up body odour. I told him that I didn’t want to give it to her directly. I wanted to give it to him to give to her but he wasn’t around. I also told him that the use of the perfume will at least reduce the odour. Though I didn’t tell her but with what I did, she would understand to use it. After saying, my Oga smiled. He said there was no need of even giving it to him to give to her daughter, and what I did was right. Na there her papa come dey talk say the girls self no dey hear word. Say their room they scatter too much and she no dey bath well. All was just complain. But after everything, he said that his wife their was angry that a guy gave a gift to her daughter. And they didn’t know my motive towards her. Na so me tell him say that her daughter, I senior her with up to 9 years and so wetin I go dey find for her body. He said he understands but her mom doesn’t and their whole house had been boiling because of that issue. Me sef no know him wife. I had never set my eyes on her since I started working there because she doesn’t come to the place. I heard that where she works was a bit far and she doesn’t even have time or whatsoever to be at the firm. After we finished talking, I went back to my work. When the last girl returned from school because she normally returns earlier than the others and we were quit close. Na there the 10 year old come dey tell me say there mama tell there papa make them sack me because I wan rape her pikin. Just because of gift wey I give her sister. “Chaiii, na who come send me! if I no I for no even buy the gift give the girl sef.”

She (the one I bought the perfume for) came back from school but didn’t bother to come to greet me as usual. She was just ignoring me. As time went on, she was doing it. Na so I call the small one ask the small wey dey always gist me wetin they happen. She said that their mom told them not to be interacting with me. na the woman wey no even know me ooo. She never even see me sef. I even learnt that she had been pressuring my Oga to sack me or else she would report him to the church council that he is trying to match make their daughter with an older person. And I had even started noticing some changes in my Oga. His countenance to the office had changed. It seemed the family issues had taken it’s toe on him. I finally called the one I bought perfume for and explained to her why I bought her the thing. I no tell her say she dey smell ooo but I use sense explain to her. She even said her mom collected the perfume and threw it away. She talk say her mama beat her well well. She even talk say their house don turn to “fuji house of commotion.” Say her papa and mama just dey quarrel for the house about the matter. After everything, I thought it wise to resign. I was so pained because I was learning something that was going to better my life and hopes to set up my own sef when I leave.

When I told my Oga that I was leaving, he begged me to still stay because of my attitude and my relevance. He even asked if it was because of what happened about the perfume saga, I told him it wasn’t. I told him that I had gotten a job some were. But I never get any job yet. I was just doing it to let peace reign in their family. Make the man get rest of mind. The thing pain the man come pain me too. But the man feel say na the matter na im make me wan leave.

http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1085-i-bought-my-boss-s-teenage-daughter-a-gift-and-it-cost-me-my-job-was-i-even-wrong

I feel you bro,cos same thing like this story is happening in my compound but in my own ignore the girl and his parents and besides am married but meennn people can stink sha.........

GodsMercy1:
Do you know what it takes to build in such a terrain? Only transportation of building materials cost much more than 10 of 1 of such structures in the uplands.

But looking at the structure would you agree less with him that tax payers money was wasted.

lomprico:
Drab points! So why do we have many federal n state universities?

Sorry what is the turnout of the product of those array of institutions we have already? pls tell me

fhaty1986:
I was invited to an interview which was held yesterday in their headquarter office. I thank God all went well not untill I was asked how much I think the company can pay me? But my response was 50k but am afraid if I have bleeped up for saying that or is it appropriate or not. I want my dear nairalanders in the house to please advice me on the implication of this pay level to ur success in getting ur desired job

it only shows that you have not rily done your research about well before proceeding on the interview..............it speaks volume of your worth and the premium you place on your self

jayhumble:
Good evening fellas...

I love my Girlfriend so much. She happened to be my sisters friend back in the University. Well they were staying in same hostel back then. I didn't meet her thru my sister, we met during an occasional event way back 2014. My sister has been silent about everything right from the on set she saw her pic on my phone, little did I know my lil sister was waiting for the right time to strike. Well, I finally built the courage to introduce my GF to my mom since I have decided to step our relationship up. The moment I gisted my sister about my plans... She went on whatsapp and warned my GF to leave me and go back to her ex. I still didn't know any of this was going on until my GF sent a text to my sister saying "If you don't want me to marry you brother, I will leave your brother for you and marry someone else".
The moment my sister got that message, she started telling me her story back in school and how she cheated on her 'then bf' when they had a little misunderstanding and she dated someone else pending the time she settled with her BF. She keeps telling me she is not a type of girl to be trusted and all these blah blah blah girls talk. She even had to call a guy who has dated her before and put it on speaker but I didn't mind cuz I felt it's just a girl to girl things...
My GF broke into tears while telling me all these on phone and actually confessed to every allegations laid on her. Went to check my sister's phone to re-read all their chats and I didn't like what I saw actually but I'm still playing matured.
Now this whole issue has blown up to their alumni whatsapp group where all her mates were accusing her of leaving her ex BF just because she found a greener grass.. All those type of talk.

My question now is that... Should I overlook her past and all these drama and proceed with my plans? Can I trust her with her

Please I need advise from matured minds only .

Cc lalasticl.ala
Prettythicksme

The voice of man is the voice of God,all those old mate cant not lie at the same time,please be warned calamities ahead..........they probably wunt come out with everything untill something goes wrong.

May be God is trying to safe from future heartache.........listen now before its too late

Acidosis:
Buhari's fight against corruption is the most useless agenda I've seen from any leader in the world.



How can any sensible leader utilize FEAR & JAIL as strategies against corruption? Who does that in the 21st century?


If Buhari fought corruption in 1974, why is he fighting it now?

What's the outcome of those he sent to Jail for 200years? He sent Nwobodo to jail, and now another case is hanging on his neck. Why? How many times will he send him to jail? Is anyone even scared of going yo jail? If going to jail for 15 years would earn me N1billion, I'd gladly go and in fact, add extra 3 years.


These revelations are enough to correct every brain deficiencies bedevilling the zombies who are clueless about how intelligent and educated people operate.

Buhari's anti-corruption war is a fight without any sensible or sustainable strategy. It will crumble immediately another leader is sworn-in. After all, it's his personal, not APC, agenda. One would wonder why APC Governors like Oshiomole, Ambode or Rochas aren't fighting corruption including the APC local government chairmen in their respective constituents.

Though am a BUHARI fan but the bolded got me thinking and i cant agree less with you

Am the most happiest man on earth if this is true...................good news for nigeria

emmykk:
so because there are universities in Nigeria already now, there cannot be any new one in 2055 and beyond....




David mark once said telephone is not a necessity but how far now.


myopic leaders everywhere born out of hatred.

there where schools in the north before Jonathan built first class schools for ajamajiri

Lets look at it this way,If you have 3 cars already and they in good shape also considering your income and economic indices around you i dont think u will go ahead and acquire another car..............do you?

The minister is simply saying that no need for duplication of effort and amenities all in the name corruption.

Mrbigman1:
There is this girl I have known right from my school days, I met her in 2011, she was my course mate, I was in my finals when she was in year two.

We have being friends, very good friends at dat, she's a very good girl. She helped me a lot when I was in school and she have even once volunteered to date me when my ex babe broke my heart just to get me outta d mess.

She's very lazy with phones, she can displace her phones for 3 days dat when I call her through her sister's phone, she's say she dnt even know wia her phone have been in the building. It's as bad as that.
But those period she dated me, she had to carry her phone up and down just to answer my calls and make me happy.

She ve never being in a relationship cos she dnt think she can ever handle it. She's still a virgin and the highest we have ever gotten was just a hug.

I love this babes with all I ve and I even like her industrious nature. She's now a graduate, she askes for advise in any step she wants to take in live.

THE CHALLENGE IS THAT WE RE AGE MATES

She just graduated, am working, I think am getting ready for marriage, I have prayed, read, thought and asked questions about getting married to someone of same age as me.

My dad told me it happens, in as much she gives u all respect u deserve. I have gotten enough talks, but I just wanna get enough of the odds and weigh my options.

She was not respectful to an extend but I warned her about it a while ago and she totally changed an I was surprised, she even call when I intentionally dnt call, she will wait till 11:59 pm to be sure am not busy, she would now ask, re u ok? Or busy? I just wanna hear ur voice before sleeping, good night. She's just too lazy on call.

During this Christmas period, I went to her village, we met like we always do in d presence of her family, as we wia talking, I told her about we getting married and how much I love her. She was shocked she too talk about the age issue but would think about it.

Please Nairalanders, what do you think, people who have passed through this path, share your experiences lemme weigh up my options.

Cc: lalasticlala please help me move this to get enough suggestions and comments.

Matured response only. Thanks

To me age is number as long as she is humble and respectful............most importantly Godly.