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You might be the next body if you don't mind your business and face front

Daniel7543:
Bishop for day time, olosho for night.

You must be a witch during Daytime and a wizard at night.

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, the bible warns we christians against the consumption of bread in Leviticus 23:14 ( We christians were specifically warned not to eat bread and grains). Any Christian that consumes bread and grains will end up in Hell . May we never perish in Jesus name . Amen

Be like say you no well abi
Which kain miss yarm be that one...

Buhari is trying so hard to commission projects now like one governor we all know

salbis:
Honestly to slap this bony fish dey hungry me.

Omohh e dey my body to wear this guy 500

Smart moves

Chevrolet076:
I applied to a graduate trainee role in a bank and I've followed the assessment till the 4th stage where we need to come for another assessment and bring out documents. Part of the document is NYSC discharge certificate and I won't be passing out till late February.

I was invited for the interview on Friday and I am confused on whether to go or not if I won't be disqualified because of it. I already sent a mail to their HR but I didn't get any response. What can I do please?

I had similar issue during my service year, so i was asked to report with a written cover letter from your LGI or Zonal Inspector NYSC.
Goodluck

blowjohn:


Oh i see.

Omo but 3 match too much o.
No be say the player thief ball for pitch join

him also thief ball ohh lolzzz

Just look at 70yrs old man
Because you went to jail for your crime and left your family, so we all should vote in the wrong candidate abi?

Mumu man

Agbadocassava:
Buhari is the best president Nigeria ever produced so far but incoming president Bola Ahmed Tinubu will surely beat his record.


Happy new year guys.
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Happy New year bruh but try to locate some new stuffs this new year like sense and how to use it well pls.

Promzy99:


What happened to BODMAS?

Exactly what I was about asking multiplication before addition.
3 + 2 x 5 = 13

Wahala dey ohhh

Okoroawusa:
After reading the article and dropping my comment, I went through the thread and discovered that 90% of people that commented on the thread didn't read the article like I did.

What a pity!

You dey whine yourself oh if you like chop n swallow the article.
APC na rubbish party.

GolDRoger:
This Man is on a loose, someone should stop him already, Enough of all these new policies... like seriously, dishing out stuffs back to back like its nothing.. The topic here is not a bad idea anyway but the one I have problem with is the 20k withdrawal limit per day, are you kidding me??

From the looks of things they re kidding you ohhh
20k daily nawaaa oohhh

Tokskob2008:
If I was the guy I will tell her to go ahead and release the damn video abi your cousin na celebrity

Weytin I dey talk sef celebrity sextapes no plenty online sef

Let her release it then then after some few minutes tag that same video and also add her own pics join while letting everyone know she was the one you just finished banging in the video.
Na girl shame go catch pass for this kind matter not the guy.

It's extremely rare to see and hear a group of girls (even those into hookups) discussing together how guys "do them in the oda room" but guys discuss this things freely within themselves even while pointing to the girl on the street so I see no reason why your cousin should start shaking around....

OG your head dey game

donsheddy1:


The matter tire me oo. Paypal asked me which country I was chatting from, na so I ghost them oo. Who dem wan put for high-jump? Even paypal rate to naira is 426 NGN, What that means is that I am working for PayPal and UBA.

My brother, mouth full abeg I just tire for this nation.

Angelfrost:


That result has long become the European standard for how low a top team can fall!

If you have a better (or worse) example, let us know!

I no get oh but easy...
before Barca fans left the group

Angelfrost:
Here we thought Senegal was humiliated yesterday...!

This is going to be far worse than what Barcelona suffered twice at the hands of Bayern!

Why you go link am go Barca side now

OyeofIkoTuN:


so seyi tinubu dey nairaland

This is the female version of Seyi Tinubu lolzz

IdiotOjukwu:
If not for some naive. Yoruba youth, Obi name should have been banned in South West. Everywhere online, you will never find a single Igbo who is not for Obi. That's how to understand conspiracy. There criticism of Tinubu is a reflection of their habitual discrimination of every top Yoruba men. .

I remember how we all celebrated Chimamanda Adichie breakthrough with her novel. That same lady later used her platform to lampoon Adeleke, a Yoruba writer. Don't think I recalled the name correctly. We all celebrated the brilliance of Okonjo Iweala, Charles Soludo and every member of Obasanjo economic team. We aren't even mindful of the fact that Frank Nweke Junior was playing the role of Lai Mohammed. But they castigated Kami Adeosun and mock her exit from Buhari government . Every brilliant Yoruba personality in Buhari government, they painted as incompetent.

We still respect Chinua Achieve till date but they spare no word of commendation for Whole Soyinka. To them, he is a puppet of the nobel Laurette organization in Stockolm. They even forget the sacrifice he made for them during the Biafra war.

Generation Z, you are on the bed with the worng people. You join the self adulation bandwagon but always quick to criticize your your. Your obsession with trend has made your lost your self awareness. Your are caught in do not let behind syndrome .

All these your litany is just for you people (Yorubas) to force Baron Tinubu on us abi

It is a big and massive No!!!
The likes of Osinbajo, fashola dey but una choose Tinubu nawaaa oohhh...

gloryhomemaker:



Aah, for a pot of Egusi soup?

The Pot of egusi soup value is a national threat and Climate change issue lolz...

He went for treatment not for any engagement. Tell me exactly who Baron Tinubu can engage, with all his gibberish statements.

Abeg the truth is that he went to charge up cos baba battery Don low.

Tokskob2008:
The attention of the EFCC needs to be alerted to this our Nairaland chef cos the way she cooks all this delicious delicacies is something else.. Just take a look at the list of ingredients and tell me why we shouldn't involve EFCC

As in the attention of Interpol too
For this economy ���

Make Dem show us na maybe we can see better...

chokekachy:


https://community.thenationonlineng.net/forum/breaking-fg-blames-state-govt-for-rising-poverty?xg_source=twitter

It's blame on top blame lolz...

suleymman33:
I love the couple, may God ease their affairs. please friends show me love even if it's N500, I'm in really hungry and depressed ,

In this Country now we all carry depression oh just take it easy on yourself.

If this is true then where are those Chibok students
Abi Dem Don join the die hard Boko Haram killed

APC na just Written Script but we watch no more coming 2023 Polls.

Obaofaba:
Peter Obi is a fraud cc .

I have a brutal question for the so called obidient people. Please be sincere to your God while answering this question:

If Bola Ahmed Tinubu was the one who mismanaged anambra state the way Peter Obi did, will you be campaigning for him?

With mismanagement, I mean:

Washed road constructed due to erosion

Tribal and religious bigot

Strike by both medical doctors and ASUU

No visible achievement

Lies

Pandora paper indictments

Using state fund for family business; Hero beer

Sworn never to leave apga (lack integrity)

Grew poverty from 25% to more than 50%

You claimed atiku is a thief yet he was his running mate three years ago.

Claimed not to be corrupt but he's one of those that ground this country. Same or worst than anyone else.

No manifesto

No ideology

No structure

Has soft spot for ipob

In my opinion, the only way anyone will vote for Obi is because he is an Igbo man not because of his performance and that's not right because he'll be coming to throw Nigeria into security, economy, political and religious crisis. Everyone reasonable enough must help stop him.

You said you don't want a Tinubu to lead and you are voting an Obi? Sorry dear your vote is worthless than rejected votes. Because of sentimental politics some people are playing, Atiku chances is getting slimmer by the day.

Congratulations To The Jagaban of Universe.

From your mere handwriting, you no well at all
I told you APC urchins that there is no way you can sell your demented party and not look stupid.
So Tinubu get integrity abi
Him only achievement was creating a bridge from Lagos State account to his drug cartel account.

Kizyte:
In Billionaire Prince White's voice... this one no concern poor masses

E no concern me ohh

Marketing APC makes you look so stupid and useless...Because every single day you will be seeing shege.
A Whole SAN open mouth yan this rubbish.

bennybuhari:
One of the qualifications for appointment is that you must be able to dance very well

As in ehhh���
You go must Sabi dance die