PERVENCHE: *NOTE With all due respect, I have changed names and some too familiar details about myself out of respect for my wife to be. I know she likes to catch cruise on nairaland.
My name is Friday (of course not my real name) I am from the middle-belt. So please save your tribalism with all those una Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa insults. I met Grace(my wife to be) few years ago. It was love at 1st sight. She was everything and is still everything I had hoped a woman should be. There is this crass about her that makes her effortlessly better than any lady around her. My type in the true sense of the word. Tall, busty, curvy, sassy, elegant, personable and above all, she has a graceful soul. From the 1st date to this day, I still pinch my self like.. What in God's green earth is a beauty like her doing with a shrek like me.
But then, true perfection is always a utopia. Grace in all her graceful demeanour and aura, has a flaw; Indecision! More so, blind trust seems to be her albatross. (I swear she can even take Lai Muhammad's word to the bank) Though, I still love her; flaws and all. Her complete or should I say blind trust for me and Abigail became one of the reasons Abigail(her younger sister) has become an unending chapter in our relationship. Even though the blame of what happened squarely falls on me.
Abigail just shy off 20, is too savvy for her age. Not the outright outstanding beauty like my Grace. What ever little she lacks in beauty, she more than makes up for it in her mentality. For she is truly a smart and an intelligent girl. Just five years younger than Grace. One who expect them at least to be close and be like Asaba and Onisha but then...they are the direct opposite of each other. While Grace is the introverted shy person, Abigail is quite the extrovert and likes to make friends for Africa. It is only fair to believe their formative time in secondary school played a part in their output towards life. Grace likes to conform like most day school students. Abigail on the other hand, is the boarding school nightmare all parents hope not to experience: the deviant.
Through the 1st years we dated, Abigail was in secondary school and was never in the picture. For some odd or strange reason, Grace was not ready to fully commit. Not that I blame her or something. At 23, Most girls her age are like Alice in wonderland; they crush on celebrities and Chase childhood dreams and fantasies. The vile ones, if truth be told...tend to live out their hoė phase. At 28, I was already grounded to know what I wanted and it was Grace and marriage. Sometimes, you do all you can do but then life has a way of throwing in a curveball. More over, "No be say because I wan chop egg I go begin dey worship chicken." Sensing her shakara, I pulled the hand brakes on us and walked out of the relationship.
***2 years later*** Fortunately or unfortunately after letting go, Grace became incensed and started to want me back. I hardly do any social media at this point. Pride won't let her call me, so there was no way to send coded messages on whatsapp status to me. Being the introvert that she is and the all trusting graceful Grace, she started to send Abigil over to my place to bridge the gap. In just over two years, Abigail had changed and developed into a sexy hippie bohemian. Not that I fancy her in any erotic way or something. It's just that in our contemporary naija society where mostly everyone conforms, it is hard not to notice a bohemian.
Knowing I would do no better than Grace even with a million dollars and in a hundred years of searching, I mended fences with Grace and our relationship became stronger than ever. Over time, Abigail became a bridge between us. At first, Grace would send her over to run errands for her. After a while, it became a second nature for her to come over and fidget with my electronics. Courtesy demands you be nice to your in-laws to be and so I was nice to Abigail.
Abigail's posturing over time made it difficult for me to say no to her especially during them Nengi and Laycon days in the house. She was a fan of big brother lockdown. And would always ask for my keys to watch the silly show for she was equally as silly to be gushing over that vanity fair. Grace seems not have any issues with her coming over and I also did not for I was hardly home and God knows the sub was kinda wasting away.
There are some things in life that are not planned. They just happen! My boss at work then tested positive for Covid and we were all asked to quarantine at home. Grace still had to go to work while Abigail was always free because of the ASSU strike. Suddenly, I started to be alone with Abigail. She would come over "for big brother" around 9am and leave around 7pm in time to beat her curfew at home. It was awkward staying all day with Abigail. Grace too predictable, only comes over on Sunday. For some strange reasons, on Sundays, Abigail will never show up.
There were times, and I am sure it could just be my imagination, that she enjoyed teasing me. She would come dressed like a sister Mary Amaka from home but after a while, she would take her bath and transform into a Kardashian. Wearing skimpy cloths and heavy make-up. I tried to give her her space. I was in quarantine and therefore, had practically no where to go. I am basically the type that don't flock with co-workers and I hardly keep any friends except for Grace. I am not one to be neighbourly with my neighbours so I was stuck with Abigail all day. Humans are social animals and we tend to gravitate towards each other especially when we are alone with someone. Gradually, she won me over and I started to watch the big brother show with her. While she was rooting for Nengi after her Erica left, I was simply for Neo for he had my height. And the bond between us grew. God knows I had no vile motives and evil intentions. It is hard not to enjoy Abigail's company for she is a smart, gleeful and witty girl. While I do all the talking with Grace, Abigail on the other hand does all the talking with me and it was a welcome change.
*** D Day *** It became obvious Abigail was not telling the truth at home. She would pick their calls and tell them she was in her female friend's house. And in the spirit of our new found big brother bond. We kept the secret. On this faithful day, it had rained all day and Nepa had struck and the plug in my generator was no good. The rain had brought with it a cool breeze and some magical thunder. Seemingly, we could not watch our show so I took a blanket because of the cold and buried my attention on my PC (laptop) re-watching season 5 of the game of thrones.
Naively, Abigail joined me and entered the blanket with me. I use the word 'naive' because I honestly do not want to qualify her as a minx. And I know she does not see me as a Justine Bieber of a crystal ball for her to be drooling at. While in that warm blanket watching the movies in such compromising position, One thing led to another and alot of that one thing opened up her Pandora's box and I... I ate the most forbidden fruit there ever was. There is no telling how wonderful making love to her was at the heat of the moment and there's no shame in the world that equates to the shame that immediately dwell and still dwells in my soul shortly after even to this day. There's a lot to blame our mistake and betrayal on. Could it just be the moment? the weather? the chemistry? the devil? (laughs) my opportunistic habit? Her feminine warmth in such close proximity? my placing a hand on her thigh and meeting no resistance? My foggy mind and grown erection? Her racing and panting heart? Her feisty zeal and deviant nature? My libido? Hers? My morals? Buhari? Herdsmen? IPOB? Sunday Igbahor? Dstv and big brother? NEPA? Game of thrones? Was she after all really a minx? In all fairness, she is just a little naive girl that does not deserve to be pilloried for my betrayal. As the adult, I should have known better and acted a lot better.
Climbing down from our lustful climax, we both knew immediately what we had done, the gravity and the implications it could have on not just us, but grace and the whole family. In the most contrite way possible, we apologized to ourselves and vowed never to repeat it again. We felt it would be better not to tell Grace or anyone and we agreed Abigail would stop coming over. I started to avoid Abigail at all cost. I did not just release cum after my despicable act with Abigail, I released every thing good in me and every form of happiness. I felt much less of a man and wished I had died as a child or better still was aborted.
I hardly could face Grace after. The more I try to ghost her, the more she held on tightly. It became awkward visiting their family house for I was not comfortable around them trusting and accepting me. Not for the fear that they would find out...just my conscience eating me up. I stayed away and made peace with my gross mistake. For over six to seven months. I did my penance and nothing happened with Abigail. I know I am in a better place now to make sane decisions about cheating. To give something back to Grace, I have vowed never to sleep with anyone till die. We know how cheating amongst married men is common these days. I no call Adekule Gold name oh!
Me and Grace are set to marry on the 17th of this April. The thing is...Abigail is her chief bridesmaid and preparation demands I see her most times. She still has a look in her eyes...dunno what to make of it. A look of blackmail? Of you could still hit it if you want? We have unfinished business kinda look? You should be paying a bride price for two look? I die inside every time I see Grace happy she again got us back to talking terms because of the wedding. Ignorance is truly bliss.
I have doubts going through with this wedding. Folks may laugh and say I chickened out because of the inflation and money, others might blame Grace. It may ruin Grace for ever. How do I do this knowing Abigail will always be family?
Firstly I think you should be writing books damn! you’re good. your word choices is very remarkable. If u n Abigail can bury this secret erh! Nah to bury am walahii. Cus not going through with the marriage will definitely break Grace and on the other hand the truth is like a double edged sword here ie no get as you won take hold am ie go cut you. Deed is done no going back just live with the consequences of your actions and pray God cements that secret forever. And most importantly no go Bleep the gyal the second time.
sarrki: Ipobs, afenifere, igboho,Pdp, fencist, emergency analyst and enemies of the state listen carefully your common enemy and nightmare is jagaban, He will rule Nigeria from 2023 to 2031
SuperBold: I think the witches from Biafra have infected Kwankwaso. Kwankwaso should be careful around them, they only instigate hatred.
Almajeri beggar your brother is there begging the FG to build flyover. Lol the north would have just been a desolate land if not for the enormous support they get from the FG.
Thanks for shaming your brothers here See the obvious concealments self mtchew this pipu no dy ever calm down learn work. They are just eager to join the development business body dy sweet me
[quote author=wwwihy post=100061609]God Bless Dangote God Bless Gov Sanwo-Olu God Bless President Buhari God Bless South West God Bless Yorubaland God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria
Children of 8 will soon arrive with their wailing and hate filled comments. Dark minded evil people that never wish anybody well.[/quote]You’re Myopic but allow me to educate your redundant mind which i doubt can be rehabilitated. In the USA where there is EQUITY no billionaire stays top for more than 3 decades. Take Jeff and Elon Musk for instance that is if u know them. I don’t see the need you’re useless anyways. But God will bless Nigeria and shame every tribal bigot in the country. Well the fire is gradually burning your farm now. Lol indeed you can’t have things your way all the time.
smart1204: Hi everyone, I'm a 20 year old male student in college of medicine UNN, enugu campus. This is my problem.
I get aroused by close body contact with ladies. example:
Sitting beside a lady around my age or so makes me get an erection. Even though I have MOSTLY but not totally conquered this by fighting it in my mind.
The remaining ones I've sincerely tried and not being able to overcome are:
1. when I give a female friend front hug without any ulterior motive in mind, I start to get an erection (This has happened severally and made me stop hugging ladies).
2. when standing in a crowded place like 2 submit a script or enter a class. If ladies buttocks are pressed against groin and/or their breasts on my body, I start to get an embarrassing erection even though I actually hate it and have nothing in mind. This happens to the point I have to place my hand to cover it or prevent it.
Pls, I'm a technical virgin and have made up my mind to remain celibate till marriage. I try my best not to lust after women or sexual objectify them.
PLEASE HELP ME DEAR FRIENDS.
Nothing to worry about it is age factor. When you have fed your urges till ya 23 or 4 then you will be calming down.
[quote author=donmixc post=99713386][color=#770077][b]what is that looter doing with in an apc working state foolish ex presidiot without conscience, he's is the reason why nigeria is in a mess today... we shall never allow power return to the south, never [/
Yes he is the reason your Fulani brothers are terrorizing the country sentimental clown.
Bornu2ndson: Although they are my brothers, IPOB has no right to Judge anyone. It is the sole duty of God to do that. So, unlike them OPC, IPOB should do the needful so that God can do the rest. It is wrong and unfair to keep baba waiting
[quote author=lalasticlala post=99094903]A lady, Nana Aisha, who says she is an eyewitness has shared an account of the incident that caused the Hausa/Yoruba clash in Shasha, Ibadan in Oyo state.
The crisis led to such hashtags as #StopOyoMassacre, #StopKilingNortherners on social media.
The lady while sharing eyewitness account said:
"This is Nana Aisha reporting from Shasha, Ibadan. Please guys, I have been reading a lot of posts saying that the Northerners are at fault, the Northerners are killing people. Please this is just a total misunderstanding."
"This is the accurate story of what happened because I was there. A Niger man carried a basket of tomatoes, he fell down and the tomatoes all poured on the floor in front of a Yoruba woman's shop. The woman told the Niger man to pack the tomatoes and also wash her shop. The Niger man was like this is a market, there is no where he's going to get water to wash the woman's shop. He pleased with her but she refused. She said she will not leave him alone unless he washed her shop."
"Then another Yoruba man jumped into the conversation, slapped the Niger man. Immediately, the Niger man also slapped the Yoruba man back. Immediately the Niger man slapped the Yoruba man, the Yoruba man slipped on the floor and fainted. People gathered and took him to the hospital where he was reported dead. People were shocked that one slap killed the Yoruba man."
"So one idiot that was there posted rubbish online. He said an Hausa man slapped a Yoruba man to death."
"Shasha thugs got angry and started killing Hausas. They thought it was really Hausa people that started the war, they didn't know it's a Niger man that slapped someone to death, not an Hausa man. So, please guys, whenever you want to post, investigate before posting, don't just post rubbish. Just one post started a war. Just one post has killed many people...."
Abiodun Bello @Abdul_A_Bello who shared the video on Twitter wrote:
Apparently this is an eyewitnesses account of what started the Hausa/Yoruba clash in Shasha. pic.twitter.com/z7gUdgtVQ3
[quote author=lalasticlala post=99094903]A lady, Nana Aisha, who says she is an eyewitness has shared an account of the incident that caused the Hausa/Yoruba clash in Shasha, Ibadan in Oyo state.
The crisis led to such hashtags as #StopOyoMassacre, #StopKilingNortherners on social media.
The lady while sharing eyewitness account said:
"This is Nana Aisha reporting from Shasha, Ibadan. Please guys, I have been reading a lot of posts saying that the Northerners are at fault, the Northerners are killing people. Please this is just a total misunderstanding."
"This is the accurate story of what happened because I was there. A Niger man carried a basket of tomatoes, he fell down and the tomatoes all poured on the floor in front of a Yoruba woman's shop. The woman told the Niger man to pack the tomatoes and also wash her shop. The Niger man was like this is a market, there is no where he's going to get water to wash the woman's shop. He pleased with her but she refused. She said she will not leave him alone unless he washed her shop."
"Then another Yoruba man jumped into the conversation, slapped the Niger man. Immediately, the Niger man also slapped the Yoruba man back. Immediately the Niger man slapped the Yoruba man, the Yoruba man slipped on the floor and fainted. People gathered and took him to the hospital where he was reported dead. People were shocked that one slap killed the Yoruba man."
"So one idiot that was there posted rubbish online. He said an Hausa man slapped a Yoruba man to death."
"Shasha thugs got angry and started killing Hausas. They thought it was really Hausa people that started the war, they didn't know it's a Niger man that slapped someone to death, not an Hausa man. So, please guys, whenever you want to post, investigate before posting, don't just post rubbish. Just one post started a war. Just one post has killed many people...."
Abiodun Bello @Abdul_A_Bello who shared the video on Twitter wrote:
Apparently this is an eyewitnesses account of what started the Hausa/Yoruba clash in Shasha. pic.twitter.com/z7gUdgtVQ3
Gang90: So guys it valentine's day, I'm really disgusted, okay I stay in my brothers house, I travelled, I came back around 2:30 I wanted to enter my room but my brother told me wait a while, with my adult mind, I realised they having some couple time, I dropped my bag in the living room and head out.
But I came back to find out the room is scattered and the bedsheet there, a responsible woman should at least wash the bed sheet noting that a grown up Male stays there.
I will be 26 this year, I had not really had sex so all these things imagining a strange woman's bodily fluids in my bedsheet is disgusting. I can take it from the side of my brother but not the wife, she disgusts me honestly, she is not my girlfriend, not my sister, not my wife, not my mother why should she expect I wash her after sex sheets for her or why can't she just pick the sheet immediately and wash it, it could have dried by now. And it really feel awful for me if I try to wash it, honestly.
This is about to be the worst valentine's day for me, I'm planning to head out and rent a room in hotel but who knows most hotel rooms will be disgusting today, what do I do please advice.
I'm hating knowing already, cause if I didn't know it could all not be so dirty to me, now my bed looks so dirty to me and I can't attempt to wash it until at least 24 hours and I will wash it soaked in hot water, I hate nonses just cause my brothers accepts you does not mean everyone in the family sees you as one flesh.
younglleo: E pain am! This self acclaimed African giant will always have stupid friends he causes trouble with! Rubbish! Yeyebrity! Apologize to the poor man una refuse, talk say una go enter am! Tufia! I spit on you Twitter account of 5yrs for sale
Nah so one up coming yahoo boy way won sell Twitter act for him first cash out been dy spit on Burna lol ie be things oh! smh.
Most of this celebrites are rude in real life. Forget thier song or thier limelight, they are very rude. Imagine the rubbish burner boy was saying? I pity for him, you went out with your car and came back with it bruised. The worst part is the person responsible did not apologize rather he was saying all manner of rubbish simply because you can't do him anything. .
[quote author=BOOOMNAIJA post=98821027]She now looks unkempt, davido don commot hand for her matter. [/quot Lol that her Wig and AirPod your whole savings still can’t buy.
sapphiere: Controversial Nollywood actor, Uche Maduagwu has come out publicly as gay.
Maduagwu made the declaration via his Instagram page on Thursday, asking his followers to learn to accept and respect other people’s choices.
Uche, known for attacking and making vile slurs about other actors and important personalities, shared a photo of himself with a caption, ”Proudly GAY.”
The actor said he does not want to be judged, asking his followers to practice what he described as “Jesus kind of love.”
Dumb heads are just too numerous on this platform. One be saying that falana talks too much that the president can summon the gvnrs. Prior to the action they took why didn’t the president invite them. While people were being killed, rapped and kidnapped why didn’t the president invite the governors for a lasting solution to the Fulani killing spree and the public uproar? TY Danjuma has said it all, if we continue waiting for the security agencies in Nigeria to protect us we will one day be wiped out.
Romance › Re: 3 Weeks To Our Wedding, I Feel Like Calling It Off by Kylce042(m): 10:25am On Apr 04, 2021
foolish ex presidiot without conscience, he's is the reason why nigeria is in a mess today... we shall never allow power return to the south, never 
