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Something that is meant to be distributed. Shame on this country,every thing is now privatized.


If at all buhari wants to win come 2019, he should tackle power sector and make sure all this metres are distributed to the right users.

Why call them" thieves", that's an insult. Their only plan now is to use military force to win 2019 election.

Just give command, and all is obeyed.


From democracy to autocracy.

PMB is a very good bad president, lol what an oxymoron

Herdsmen:
He no break rule...

He said .." stop talking" like"

Are you one?

but this is a socia media.


Instead let's say,

He commented, " stop talking "like"

Beeman1:
mtcheww. kwankoso can never defeat Buhari in kano. plss ipod terrorist should take note.

you are definitely a yoruba guy. But why hate all the time?

That is exactly how SIV To HIV started. Having sex with animals.

It happened in the early 90's a Russian zoologist named Ivanovic tried to creat a human Chimpanzee look-alike. He collected some semen and used it into a female Chimpanzee, pregnancy refused to occur. He then proceeded and collected a male Chimpanzee semen and some women volunteered and pregnancy refused to occur.
When the authorities heard about this,he was arrested and sentenced to 12 yrs imprisonment. He later died of stroke.


Nature has already made it even. man to woman and not man to animals.
He should be jailed

What could be the reason for their defections?


The new party now is ADC "Africa democratic congress".


You football fans, have you heard the latest; Inter Milan eye move for Lionel Messi to rival C Ronaldo at Juventus .

exporters101:
they haven't proved themselves

Suarez proved himself but hasn't gained recognition

All the recognition and awards goes to Messi.

Hazard needs not go there but Williams can but with the exchange of Dembele

dancok:
we hate ourselves, can anyone give a concrete explanation?

Don't you remember that pic of two white men and two black men climbing a tree.

The two whites cooperated and helped each other to reaching the top. While the two blacks started struggling who would climb first,they became enemies and started fighting each other.



I was walking along the road when I saw a woman stoning a cat, callin the cat a witch. A cat on its own viewing the environment and enjoying natue. Isn't that wickedness ?


Come to usa/Germany and stone a cat whether you wnt be jailed.

Let FIFA investigate Thailand league, a lot of match fixing there especially port FC and Bangkok.

FoolishBoy419, ManFromJos and Uthlaw, he never did the last world cup.


Hazard should never opt for Barcelona if he likes his career.

A yes for Realmadrid or PSG
A no for Barcelona.

Messi is just looking for who to feed him with the ball so that he can make more records.


Neymar knew why he left, I just pity hazard. if you are a star player avoid barcelona.


You will play heaven on earth but the appeal and congrats goes to messi.

it can be contracted through, buggery,anal, any type of sex including BJ.

Through blood transfusion : For those donating blood,make sure they use new tools on you.

Through open sour or membrane, open woods.

Through injection,syringe, atimes blood stays up to 2 weeks in a syringe needle .



Through clippers, nail cutter, only for those that have open wounds on their head,nails.
Note: it doesn't survive upto 5 seconds on sharp objects open to the atmosphere.

Observation: Most people have sex with their partners using a condom, now after the sex they will still use their bare hands to roll out the condom there by using that same hands to touch their penile tip. This will cause exchange of fluid.

Other means of getting contracted is just about 5% but through sex and blood transfusion is 95%.


If you know you are always sick, having pains all over your body, and your poo is usually watery, painful urination. I advise you go for check up. Having the symptoms above doesn't guarantee HIV. Only way is to get tested.

BigNickClassic:
Lol... From Abia state.

oh, lucky you. I taught she is from was from IMO state.

But in case if you come across imo girls just be very careful, I have a friend who witnessed your plight too.

BigNickClassic:
My house mate invited his girlfriend to our new home and she came with her friend. We all go out and had some fun then other other girl starts picking interest in me.
Come next day they bring food for us they cooked at home and we all chilled and watched movies. It was fun being a gentleman and just getting to know the other girl.
Some days later they invite us to their own house and we go there. My friend and his girlfriend leaves me and the other girl to ourselves and then I took her to a fast food close to her house were we hosted.
Next day I chatted her and she isn't responding to me in a proper manner. Tried finding out what the problem was but she didn't give any.

I decided not to stress myself or push anything further and when I asked my friend to ask his girlfriend what the problem was I was shocked.
Imagine we just met few days ago and she was upset I did not give her money before I left. She mentioned she wanted to make her hair but I never imagined she was actually saying it for me to give her money.

Honestly what will you call this kind of girl who you meet for just few days and is already calling you a bad person because you didn't give her money for hair when she didn't even ask you for money.

Is it even right to ask a guy you just met for money for hair when you are not even dating him yet.

is she from IMO state?


because that's their hobby. Always requesting and if there is any thing lacking in their family,you will be the one to help them out.

My advise is for you to leave the bitch for good. She isn't meant for you.

cucuzee247:
You should be thankful they only got your rabbit and not you... Man, you need to take more preventive measures. You might not be that lucky next time bro

they don't strike like that. A cobra can be under your bed without you knowing, you go,it goes. they are scared of humans but aggressive when threatened.

A long stick can just do the job even without cutlass. Go for its head nothing more.

The driver that reported him to the police will be like, "kaii,i just wanted them to beat him and he should pay me my money,but I never knew it would result to 1 year imprisonment. Now one bread seller is in prison because of me".


It is always good to think before acting. It shouldn't be police all the time,there should be other ways to settle dispute.

Nigerian politicians are very funny. It is very obvious he is trying to buy the youth in supporting him come 2019.


Those days of house help ehhh, when your parent goes to work, the house help will discipline the child, when it's 6 PM, you together with the house help know that it's time for mum and dad to return home.

At 5:50, she will start petting you, calling you sweet names, starts playing with you Just because he doesn't want you to tell them what she did to you while they were at work.

This strategy is so funny



Well, this is a good development, he deserves to be appreciated

RevenGeMission:
XCABCZXAABCZZZ Brutality


BBYBY Fatality

Mortal kombat those days .


I can't forget smoke man, how to disappear ( hold B up up Y)

also Cryax( Down Back Forward Up+Y)


leuken too( forward forward down down C).



The main secrete is this,immediately it loads and starts showing time press ( A C up B Up B A down) your life remains.#only sega.


let's see he who laughs last.

I wonder what it takes to do the right thing even just for once.

Why is it always happening in Africa?,
There is nothing like this in the land of the whites, but I wouldn't advice you to fornicate.

Just imagine, I went to a church last month, after the sermon, they entered business. I told myself it's time to leave, the house of God is not for business but for salvation.

Don't be deceived,it is written in the bible, that only few will make it.





Read your bible, pray, do good, live a holy life, give your tithe to the poor( even christ said it that those poor people you are seeing is him and God is in him, so giving to those poor people also means giving to God). Dnt let any pastor deceive you.

derrydinny:
it is no longer news that calling a celeb ugly or a disabled person ugly attracts heavy bashing from nairalanders, it is bad for nairaland because it gives it a bad name. Incase you have a problem with a fellow nairalander's comment, feel free to call his/her attention to it instead of abusing them because abusing them isn't a sign of wisdom rather it is a sign of stupidity. we also shouldn't be forced to keep our opinions on a faceless forum. Because a person is handicapped doesn't call for pity and because a celeb you like is referred to as ugly doesn't mean you should start acting as if the celeb is your maker

So you have written this because of the lady that said Adekunle Gold music sounds the same and simi came to his rescue. As a result of this,it surfaced online and people started commenting "Ugly" that Simi is ugly oh sorry Foggly.


Well, how I wish we behave and comment good when it comes to social media

30,000 policemen in Ekiti state just for the election.
imagine 16 LGA just for 30,000 policemen.
30,000/16 = 1,875 per LG.

Men, it's not gonna be easy to escape that case ooo.

Rigging was involved truth be told.

An election result where by the diff between the two top parties is about 1,580 something plus or so.



When grazing by heardsmen is allowed in Ekiti by this current governor, no one should complain oooo. Let's see how it goes

I just love JAPAN.

petux:
Goalll Greizmann !!
Truth is france doesnt deserve that goal one bit!

una don start excuse oooo.

abeg, no carry am come ooo

GOALLLLLLL

Well, I don't know who is gonna win but I just know France team is organized and they play their pattern well.

Corotia too have good players and they struggle to made it this far.

I don't know who is gonna win, hope you all know football is a game of luck and mistakes bring Goals.

We shall know who lift the world cup by 5:48 pm, that's with the exception of extra time.




Moreover the person above me doesn't know the difference between "for me and to me ".

If I told you the black race is cursed you wouldn't believe me.


Why is it that they had never liked good things, they don't wonna progress, they supports evil ; killing, bloodbath, terrorism, anarchy.

They are a problem to themselves. Any other country shouldn't have anything to do with a Nigerian because they are evil, but not all.



Other countries are watching...

From Fountain of knowledge to Fountain of Heardsmen .



What happened in Benue loading very soon.

Most of the people here campaigning for APC here to win in Ekiti aren't even an Ekitian but from other states like Benue, kaduna,kano, ogun, osun, anambra, imo and so on. They can't wait to see the yorubas re-set their brain.


The evil party must win and lessons would be learnt.
Buhari to win 2019

Ekiti people chose APC, I hope they won't complain when Heardsmen are roaming round their state killing.



Remember, you voted your choice, but whatever happens you bear it.