₦airaland Forum

There must be an attraction for a marriage to work except for people from rich homes.

It can be very dangerous to marry a girl that is not attracted to you. You can't take her out, walk with her across the streets, sit with her at the church, eat with her .....

what happens when someone gives you a present you don't fancy? like how do you feel seeing that present? Are you bold enough to tell someone that a friend gave you this?

There your answer lies.

Back then when mum buys New year cloth for us that we don't like, we tend to frown when we are in the cloth .

We go go birthday, park one side, stay there till party finish. Why? because we no like our raiment

It was well said. We all gat the message. I just hope Nigerians are satisfied now he's addressed the nation.

Well all need to be optimistic. Let go of the hate and anger.


Remember we have traders selling garri for #1200 a paint, what do you think would happen if people like such were the president?


We all criticize the FG based on his speech, accent and tone, but if i call one of those who criticize the FG to come and address the nation in other languages, he/she might not be perfect.


Let us always focus on the message and not criticizing the speaker.

8 mins to hearing the president.

What a loss.

People are trying to save lives, some dying in the process.



It could be that those materials scattered while the plane was taking off at V1, V- rotate.


A proper investigation should be made. The plane's CVR,FVR,and the black-box should be helpful in determining the cause of the crash.

I said it was a meteor, but people bashed me,

Saying it's a bomb.

One should be able to differentiate between a bomb blast from a meteor....

sexylassie2:
Your bank account is like your personal identity.

Posting bank accounts online is dangerous.

You could be used as a money mule.

Your account stolen and used for financial identity theft.

Your name stolen and used for fraud.

Fraudsters can use your banking info to send stolen or scammed money into it, if your account is flagged, it will be freezed.

It can be used to sponsor terrorism activities, that one na big trouble you don enter.

Money laundering ko,

What if I guess??

I can just guess any account number, then use my mobile app to confirm. It is still the same.

Some people still believe COVID-19 ain't real. They keep saying it's a scam.

The rate at which people are coughing out mucus is alarming.

My annoyance is that some Nigerians ain't obedient.

Some people are still attending parties, going to bars, walking too close to each other.

The three major ways :

1. Contact: This is the main way people contract the virus. Having contact with people, infected surfaces; materials,objects, and also door handle, gate locker... etc. Using that same infected hands into your nose, mouth, eyes...etc can send the virus into your lungs.

2. Coughing /Sneezing too close to the person showing the signs of Covid-19: WHO has advised that people who shows the symptoms should wear face mask, and also people who wanna cough should make use of tissues and made sure they dispose of it into the waste bin. Also you can cough using your elbow like it's a blockage.

3. Talking too close to the person: You still see guys on the street talking with their fellow guys in a very closed space. Don't allow someone to talk too close to you. That air emanating from his/her mouth must never be directed to you.


Always stay 1 meter away from people while in public places e.g market places, bet shops, worship places, event centers, ...etc.


Prevention is better than cure.

Staying home is getting bored. PHCN is making matters worse. No power supply since 8 am.

This two week's lock down should just pass, can't wait to resume work.


The lock down is for our own good. Let us not panic.

Where is Belarus

Traders who attend to too many customers are at a risk of getting infected.

Also, those who go to a crowded food vendors are also at risk.

If you have many friends and you guys gather together, you are also at the risk of getting infected. Drivers also ;keke drivers, Okada drivers...etc.

We all need to be very careful.

I witnessed the last presidential election, and I can tell from what I saw that some Nigerias are zombies.

When election period is near, many go dumb, after the election, their brains function again.

Make una lead us well no let this nation to fall inside well, Mr president, lead us well...

KosiGee:
Thanks for the correction. I’m sure it made it easier for lots of readers to understand. You removed quite a chunk in the Op’s eye but damn this nasty speck blurring your vision.

How do you ‘huge’ someone?

Auto correction always changing my spellings.

It's not my fault.

I never abused the OP, nor did I make mockery of her post. I only did some summaries for a better understanding.

Here you are doing the opposite.

You should have pointed out my error.

"huge"

I think it should be "hug'

I just turned it off.

For a better understanding, this should be the summary :

My Daughter Caught Us Having Sex. Plz Help!


Please house, I need your help. My 7 years old daughter caught me and my hubby this afternoon having Sex. Actually, she was playing downstairs with the neighbours' children. We were not expecting her to come back upstairs anytime soon. Suddenly, she barged into our room and my hubby was on top of me. She saw both of us[ my hubby and i] naked which made her run out of the room.

My hubby and I were embarrassed with what she has seen, and because of that, my hubby wanted to deal with her, but i told him not to, it's not her fault : we should have locked the door. Now we don't know what to tell her. She has been quite and haven't asked me anything about what she had seen earlier.

She is now asleep, but i can't stop thinking about it. Is it necessary for me to talk to her about the sudden barge and what she saw or should i let go of it and move on as normal?. Thanks


Now I understand. You should have left your husband immediately ,and rush down to her, hug her, peck her, and tell her a story. Her mind would be brought back immediately.

Men who did this are wicked . If these people don't shade market nor open shop, hunger will kill us.

Doing the wrong thing at the wrong time.

MrALIVE:
you are a disgrace....if you cant blame buhari who has been in office for 5 years for Nigeria's problems then you are a very terrible person.

By their usernames, you shall know them

OfficialGarri

ManaBBQgrills

Sarki

There is another one again, that one is terrible. Na APC shit him dey chop.


Someone please upload that pic: Welcome to APC, you won't be needing this(brains)

Even if the election were still repeated today, my bro, Buhari would still win.


You can never take away zombiesm from some people. It is in their bloods.

It could be a meteoroid , an asteroid, or a missile.


When a meteroriod lands, it is associated by a breeze and is known for digging wide hole. It also destroys buildings or anything close by its landing point.

I saw them in my area today. They came for disconnection.

I am still trying to figure out why some locations do have power supply more than others. Could it be because of industries, factories, business area... etc., but if so, that's not fair to others. It is cheating.

I see lots of people on this thread. Wow!!

I wish her quick recovery if true.

johnstin:
The raging reign of terror of coronavirus, the new virus from Wuhan, China, indisputably now the incumbent Secretary-General of all viruses worldwide, has unfortunately extended to Nigeria, our beloved country.

While coronavirus(covid-19) isn’t the first dreaded virus to wreak untold havoc on humanity, its growing reputation as a ruthless virus that moves rapidly to ‘massacre’ the lungs of its host and break-neck speed of human-human transmission, is second to none.

Your cooking gas (LPG) cylinder can easily become the secondary source of transmission, if proper care and apposite precautionary actions, are not taken.
How can this happen?

An infected gas station attendant could cough or sneeze on or into their hand, leaving respiratory droplets jam-packed with the virus in their hand.
The gas station attendant then handles your cooking gas cylinder before and after refilling your cylinder with gas, depositing tiny fluids swarming with the coronavirus on your cylinder handle or frame.

Your physical contact with this LPG cylinder when carrying it will leave the coronavirus in your hand and it goes straight into your system if you make the fatal mistake of touching your hand to your mouth, nose and eyes.

To prevent this from happening, clean the handle/frame of your cooking gas cylinder with a good sanitizer when your gas station attendant drops it in your car or before you handle it after the process of refill. After handling it, endeavor to clean your hand with a good hand sanitizer. In case a hand sanitizer is unavailable, use a good antiseptic soap and water to clean the cylinder and your hands for at least 30 seconds.

Bonus

If you see anyone coughing at the gas station, don’t stay close to the person. This is in your best interest because coronavirus can be transmitted via respiratory vapor when an infected person sneezes or coughs into the air close to you.

Important Prayer

Coronavirus (Covid-19) will not locate, intercept or pounce on you in Jesus name.
Amen.

https://www.niglpgas.com/Blogdetails.aspx?BlogId=6

Collecting bottle-opener from the waitresses nkor ?


Holding the bottle of beer with that same hand the server used to serve you nkor??


That slice bread you wanna eat, who counted it and put it inside nylon??


What about this one: you are sitting on a bike, the bike man coughs, then wind directed the cough to the opposite direction which entered your nose or ya eyes sef



Nigeria is on fire!!

etokhana:
Source: http://saharareporters.com/2020/03/26/exclusive-lagos-university-teaching-hospital-sends-away-man-who-tested-positive

One of these two men is Benson. He refused to identify himself for fear of stigmatisation

By the picture, I already know the one that is Benson.

If you have brain, use it.

One is wearing hand beads, the other is wearing a wrist watch and looks fresh also.

What about fear of fvucking??

I haven't found it on what you have written.

Please confirm for me.

She made sure others go first before her.

This truly shows she is a saint. When some people remember the sweetness of the world, they can't sacrifice themselves.

RIP

I knew there would be a situation when all these will happen.

At this stage, you will now see infected persons--- who kept their status discreet ---flooding the hospitals. It is getting risky now, but let us not blame the FG and also the NCDC. They had been calling on infected persons and also those who have had contact with them to submit themselves, but non came.

Who knows the number of people that are gonna contract the virus today again as a result of disobedience?

That hospital did bad by not threatening or at least re-directing the guy to another hospital.

There is one thing that disgust me about some Nigerians : disobedience of orders by the FG

We ain't prepared to tackle the virus in this country, if we were, then you will not see people disobeying the rules of their respective state governors.


I saw a Mosque yesterday with at most 12 persons in it, which should have been 6( that's if social distancing is practised) , go to some churches on the streets, you will definitely find out the same, enter public buses : the same. They what is the need or use for shutting down markets, schools.... etc?


Well, the truth still remains; we ain't prepared enough to fighting this virus.


Next week shall tell. When people start to flood hospitals, we shall now know whom to be blamed .


Good morning to you all, our slogan still remains:

Family is the most important, but safety should come first. You are partially ill, and you don't need to stress yourself further. Take your medication until you are strong.

There is one thing your wife and children love so much: you!

I also think you are over thinking, you might have got the wrong concept of him[the second guy] sneezing, thereby having the impression he has contracted Covid-19.

You can also do the following: Take your medications, use hand sanitiser, wash your hands after mistakenly shaking someone, drink mush water so as to flush any virus on your throat, and stay 1.5 metres when someone talks to you.

If you are really determined to see them, you can also explain to them over the phone of your situations. Entering a bus in Lagos while this plague is still one can be very risky...... Ever wonder why markets were shut down yesterday?

Stay safe, remain healthy; and be very careful while at work.

With the way people are parked like sardine in buses in lagos , these records could be broken.

Imagine 1 million cases a day

Please and please, let us practice social distancing .

Hope it's not what I am thinking


All these SARS should stop robbing innocent looking person else, when the time comes, they will collect everything back ( like Karma)


I have an impression this man is innocent, he did good when he was young in the force.

May those criminals/robbers be caught and dealt with.



I wonder who would have the guts to rob a very aged man. The robbers shall know no peace.

Who else is tired of all these news about Corona virus?
It is becoming stale.
I am tired.


No snake topic today

People don't practice social distancing here in Lagos.

Some people just don't like complying to safety rules.

I was overwhelming when I read one of Explorer's thread on how some countries are practising social distance.


If only our mentality could change, the rate at which people contract this virus would reduce.

If you doubt me, on Saturday, look around for a field and see for yourself if people are playing football. There your answer comes.


I came out this afternoon to get something from a store not too far from my home. I was on my mask and my hands sanitised. I was at the junction about to cross, then I saw a shuttle (just like keke) carrying full passengers( three behind, three in the middle, one at the front), as I was about crossing, they were all looking at me. I too looked at them and nodded my head to them.


My question is "don't they read news?", are they even aware of the virus?, haven't they bothered to ask people why the protective kits?

We really need to be serious about this virus.

naijaguy1234:
Come back to Nigeria if you are really that bold man you claim. Bunch of online e-warrior .

I read on one post that our president is very sick. Don't know how true.

When this eventually happens, then know that she just found out she is getting older.


If I were the one, I would accept immediately. Remember, no one is going to be young forever.

We need someone to take care of us when we are getting old.

I go marry her, we go born like 3.


All these niggas doing fine boy on the street, fine boy is not forever, time is going,and don't be surprised the day you will start seeing white hair on your head, beard and private part.

Marriage is all about your children/ child. They are the ones to continue from where you stop.



Use your time well