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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by kzokul(m): 7:10am On Apr 24, 2017
Emmerich09:
Lol you are free to blush Bro cuz u deserve every good word I said on there man, yeah Bro very good memories nd the Guinness stand we lit dat joint up....lol it's all good Bro lemme do the needful nd post the update.... Bless you too
yes boss...do d needful so dis niggers dont come and strangle u...

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by kzokul(m): 6:51am On Apr 24, 2017
Emmerich09:
Hey Everyone Guess Who Just Turned Up On This Thread? It's The One And Only Wankizzito.... Bless up bro i didn't know you have been reading up man, thanks for showing up Bro , and yeah camp was awesome with guyz like you around we really made our presence known, no jokes i really missed it man like you said with Lara to crown it all up.... It was really fun Bro, we linking up real soon.... This Next Update Is Dedicated To You Bro My Realest Bless Up...
Am blushing already..... just keep d updates rolling mitch and trust me u gat me real glued 2 my screen.... taking me down memory lane in camp... good times man...there was never a dull moment with u guys especially when we were seated at d guiness stand with our african special and d beautiful angel who was ur queen and our pet lara....God bless u my nigger

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NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by kzokul(m): 12:17am On Apr 24, 2017
mitch my guy.... you are really rugged.... keep it coming man and its really a good write up... its ur boy kizo.... camp was da bomb man with guys like u and williams, then lara crowned it up... she was a blessing to us in camp... miss d crew though...

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide Smoking At Lagos Polo Club, Fans React by kzokul(m): 4:01pm On Feb 20, 2017
martineverest:
so,those dat doesnt smoke arent guy men,abi?
Gbam
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Smoking At Lagos Polo Club, Fans React by kzokul(m): 9:03am On Feb 20, 2017
martineverest:
the fact dat u smoke doesnt mean others smoke too
Read my comment very well.... I said as a guy man......shoooooo
Celebrities / Re: Peter Of P-Square Shows Off His Escalade (Video) by kzokul(m): 8:59am On Feb 20, 2017
So I should do what? Kiss his ass ba?
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Smoking At Lagos Polo Club, Fans React by kzokul(m): 8:55am On Feb 20, 2017
Its normal and besides if he dosent smoke now in his youth when will he? Or will any youth as a guy man not to talk of a celeb come out and say he hasnt smoked?

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Celebrities / Re: Denilson Igwe Buys A New Car (Photos) by kzokul(m): 10:32am On Dec 28, 2016
This mark angel shaaaaa.... e b like say money no fit Behind am.. he still looks like......

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Sports / Re: EPL Fastest Players by kzokul(m): 1:57pm On Nov 29, 2016
Bellerin is unarguably the fastest player in d epl... when u think it's just u and cech @ d goal post... from no were he comes and steals d balll.... mehn d guy is dope...

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Sports / Re: BREAKING: Plane Carrying Brazilian Team Crashes In Colombia, Many Feared Dead by kzokul(m): 1:41pm On Nov 29, 2016
RIP.... damn it...
Celebrities / Re: 10 Hollywood Films Where Actors Really Had Sex On Camera by kzokul(m): 11:24am On Sep 20, 2016
Halle berry monsters ball....

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Goes Swimming With Jamil [PICS] by kzokul(m): 11:41am On Sep 03, 2016
T tiwa just dey shine shaaa...... her pikin no resemble am one bit....

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Celebrities / Re: Meeting Mark Zuckerberg Or Jidenna 'Classic Man'? by kzokul(m): 9:50am On Aug 31, 2016
Who jidenna don epp?we are talking of d 6th richest man on d planet and ur talking bullshit...... Mark all the way.....
Sports / Re: Vincent Enyeama Celebrates His 34th Birthday Today by kzokul(m): 1:31pm On Aug 29, 2016
If dis enyeama na 34 yrs eh.... then I am 12yrs life and direct...

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Romance / Re: 14-Year-Old Girl Attempts Suicide As Mother Rejects 34yr Old Okadaman Boyfriend by kzokul(m): 11:52am On Jun 19, 2016
No b boyfriend b Dat ooo... na manfriend... pleas dearie recover soon and wake up to reality.... 14yr old girl 2 a 36yr old man is not love oooo... d man don jazz am rough rough....
Family / Re: "Never Marry A Bleacher" - Nigerian Man Currently Married To One Cries Out by kzokul(m): 4:52pm On Jun 18, 2016
Disneylady:
Bleached babez don collect this guy money finish con dey lament... cheesy

When u dey enjoy d puss*y who u tell abeg onto the next tori
U must b a bleacher I guess...
Celebrities / Re: Muhammad Ali's Picture In Heaven By Snoop Dog by kzokul(m): 4:01pm On Jun 17, 2016
Where is Fela and ojukwu the Biafran Lord...
Celebrities / Re: Muhammad Ali's Picture In Heaven By Snoop Dog by kzokul(m): 3:59pm On Jun 17, 2016
Tupac and Notorius BIG should also b there...
Celebrities / Re: I Was Paid R500 By Pastor Bushiri To Lie About Miracles - Woman by kzokul(m): 12:23pm On Jun 17, 2016
The problem is that we Africans are so gullible especially when it comes to Christianity and miracles.... how can u believe that a man like u would pray out your problems or perform miracles to u.....no man like me is given special anointing power to perform miracle 4rm God.... I don't believe and will never believe such..... if u have a clean and pure heart and u pray to God... no barrier will block your prayers 4rm reaching God... it could just take a little time but I bet it would be answered.. don't ever believe th th man would pray out your own problem.... its u and only u that can pray yourself out.....
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Sen. Ben Murray-bruce & His Son Attend A Movie Premiere Together by kzokul(m): 12:16pm On Jun 17, 2016
Is it that his imbe son..... coz I met one of his sons when we were still kids who was an imbe oooo.... not trying 2 Crack jokes... for real... he attended ma church then st. Domnics @ yaba.....dont know if it's this one coz he is looking like him....
Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks Finally Reveals His Girlfriend by kzokul(m): 9:56am On Jun 15, 2016
faith551:
See fine geh.
Pls do anybody know the name of that girl he danced with in ADAOBI
Karishika!

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Celebrities / Re: Aki N Paw Paw Star "Chinedu" With His Adorable Daughter by kzokul(m): 7:31pm On Jun 14, 2016
Wonderful.... no be by short oooo.... na by God's blessings....

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares Shirtless Photo In U.S; Says He Needs To Lose Belly Fat by kzokul(m): 7:29pm On Jun 14, 2016
I thought money was all.. y then do u Wana loose Belle fat....*Mr. Dele na ma boy... Dele na ma boy*.....

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Politics / Re: Kano Beheading:appalled By This Reaction By My President And A Brother On Fbuk by kzokul(m): 5:39pm On Jun 05, 2016
Senseless is d word 4 d man....
Politics / Re: Iara Oshiomhole's Birthday Cakes From Her Staff - Photos by kzokul(m): 11:18am On Jun 02, 2016
Al I can see is just big yans.h and big boo.bs... na wa ooooo

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities You Never Knew Were From Plateau State by kzokul(m): 10:23am On Apr 15, 2016
Desmond Elliot also from jos....
Celebrities / Re: Rose Benson: 2face Idibia's Sugarmummy - Naijagists.com by kzokul(m): 8:46pm On Apr 12, 2016
2face is just so cute.... y won't all dis ladies disturb baba... no woman can resist him I swear....

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Health / Re: Ladies, See How To Escape Cancer In Your bosom!! by kzokul(m): 11:39am On May 16, 2015
Na em b say I go dey suck ma babe bossom steady steady...
Celebrities / Re: Beautiful Photos: Daniel Wilson & Wife Celebrate Wedding Anniversary by kzokul(m): 7:19pm On Dec 08, 2014
Miss his song like kilode..... anytime u want me jez call on ma name...everybody call me ragamuffin! ragamuffin!! Ragamuffin!!!
Crime / Re: Seventy-Five Year Old Man Arrested For Impregnating Thirteen-year Old Girl (PIC) by kzokul(m): 10:53am On Nov 24, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:

Never can tell if he is bisexual
You want him to rape me?

Btw, can't travel to Nigeria just to pay a visit to Pa Muse or wateva his name is. The last time I visited Nigeria was 3 years ago. Did that cos I had to congratulate my childhood friend, ur president, Jonathan on his victory.

That's by the way tho; just so you'd know, I left Malaga for California, USA six months ago. I own nine estates there; I'd need an overseer and I reckon you should apply through my Personnel Manager cos I'd leave for Nottingham, England in a few days. Just apply for the post, my good friend. Ur remuneration would be something to tell mama about. cheesy
And u av tym 4 nairaland.....

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