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ErnieSmallzz:
where do i belong?


The Amebo crew i guess

lol dont cry, ladies dont weep on my thread

misspicy:
Can you also give examples of monikers for those apt descriptions up there?



just to perfect it

it will cause ban i would have mentioned them

ireneony:
The creator of this thread is jobless
oyah i don talk am

fyn geh na in the night your own job be shey, ashawo is also a job you know

STFUareyouG0d:
Plenty plenty time dey your side

i described you trice above now get the fuq outta here

ErnieSmallzz:
OP!

yess bae?

EmperorLee:
Same here tho

yea what a way to show some love to someone you admire

misspicy:
Then whisper your old moniker to me son

lol is that a yes or no on the friendship, you want mod to accuse me of having alternate moniker shey, i deactivated yrs ago o abeg

UndisputedBosom:
I can remember vividly of you tellin us that you're a newbie here....am actually breakin my "own" rules here but the truth must be told....come up wit ur alternate moniker if you're so preciously stainless from everything you mentioned above

deactivated three years ago but like i said am very familiar with nairaland I've nothing else to say, just believe all you want

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]You have time[/color]

yes you that dont have time see how super busy you are? Theres an example of you above

ellacute45:
Hmmm

Don't get!

yap theres an example of you above

EmperorLee:
Lucious Lyon Even hin name na lie, everything about that guy isn't pure, are you like him?

i admire him

EmperorLee:
Okay then... AgamaEyesOnYou...

you're welcome to look anywhere i have nothing to hide, as the unclad lucious lyon said

UndisputedBosom:
Niqqa u're a blood stickin liar......are u related to lai mohammd

ok and nope just because you can't be normal doesn't mean its same with everyone

misspicy:
Really this nigga say the real sh!t ,I give it up for you nigga


Do you mind been paid as a commentator? hit me up

lol nope commentator keh I'll rather we be just Nairaland friends i need people that makes sense not those i describe above

EmperorLee:
"What you guys"? Are you not part of us now ?

you'll never catch me doing any of this #word

EmperorLee:
L1TTLE Bhet you are new here na

check my first thread am so familiar with nairaland so i know what you guys do, i have a long time moniker i deactivated though back in 2013

the busy career people
A career person would never have the time to even come to nairaland and call others jobless, talking from experience, there was a time i wasnt online for a long time my social life reduced and my Facebook Instagram friends started thinking that something happened to me, i didnt even have time to wash my clothes, since i dont wear one clothe twice in a week it piled up, i couldn't bear it so i quit the job, the truth is you thats on nairaland accusing someone of being jobless is nairaland your office? Or are you working for se.un, if you work in a place where you get to sit on your desk with a laptop or pc in front of you, then you'll know you can be on nairaland during working hours, but i guess your brain is too tiny to reason that, being on nairaland doesn't mean joblessness.


those who has a picture less moniker but quickly check yours to say demeaning things
For a fair comparison put your pics before you insult anyone so if the person feels like teaching you a lesson he will do so after looking at your goat looking face, i hope you know it takes a lot of courage to put your pics publicly for over 1million people to see?, most of you'd say one thing and mean another.

the foul mouthed ones
I pity for the girls in this group, most of them foul mouthed girls are people you can easily tie up and beat them to pulp girls have runny mouths and the mouth is limitless on nairaland theres a lot of girls here I'd like to beat up big time. Give them a taste of thier medicine and they'll get defensive by emotionally blackmailing you, calling you a sissy for beating a girl, what do you do to a girl who has grown balls? if its a guy its understandable, girls minimize how badass your mouth is you don't know if mr right is watching.


the derailers and i must comment group, jumping from one thread to another like a chinchilla on steroids
Create your own thread and derail, stop opening threads only to say something stupid,
they'll see the stupid title quiet ok, that didn't stop them,
They saw the extremely foolish op's name, that didn't stop them
They saw the number of views and comments that didn't stop them, infact at that moment they're brain dead
They know that opening the stupid thread will affect thier precious mb that didn't stop them
They knew no one forced them, that didn't stop them
They just open and say mtcheewww, tell you how wack the thread is and leave, how can someone be this stupid
you don't have better things to say then quietly leave, no one asked or forced you to open the thread and theres more than a million thread to open, its also attention seeking before you accuse someone else.

Those who never mind thier business
You guys get pained over little things them go carry your matter for head like gala, stalk you everywhere, always throw shades indirectly and always want a way to fight with you, whatever you do they condemn,
word of advice for you guys: did you know that paying close attention to someone else other than yourself means that person is a star, hes popular, he's fun and you're boring, so since theres nothing Intresting in your life you try to be relevant by attaching yourself to someone popular like a leech, and if nobody talks about you then you're nobody, the person whos the center of your scamdal is better than you and your boring life compared, so try to make your life Intresting so others will start minding your business for you.


Creating threads upandan
This is a forum, se.un isnt complaining nor is nairaland, they're not using your mb to create it, no one forced you to open it, this is someones achievement get yours and enforce your rules, since those threads are not written on your forehead its none of your business.

attention seeking music
Its everywhere, anything you do is attention seeking as if the attention will make your head look like banky w's own or your bank account fatter, who the attention epp, one thing people dont know is we are all attention seekers here, when you create a thread before someone opens or comment he sees your title and your name hence you have his attention, even those screaming attention seeker are also petty attention seekers, give it a rest pot calling kettle black.


Those bragging about who they are
If its not low self esteem again why will you be eager to prove anything to anyone here. even when no one cares, i wont call names but i know alot of them stupid low self esteemed pigs, get a life a flaunt your achievements elsewhere, you might be lying or exaggerating but who cares.

The americanas
Those ones are the most pathetic of them all, every opportunity you get you must announce you're in America, trying hard to always speak the black American slangs, you see them making comments like "its 3am in kansas," "niggas be looking like pvssies, ama buster fuq with me ama give yo modafuqa your own bullshit, i aint messing with you, quit tripping" oga if i slap you ehn you go forget wetin you smoke.
as if someone asked you, who knows you might be in my backyard or a beggar in US we will never know, BUT just know that no one gives a rats ass keep your psychobabble stemming from pride and low self esteem to yourself the world has alot of idiots already.


The loyalists and ass lickers
You see something wrong you wont say because you're ass licking or belong to a stupid e-cult, wether right or wrong, i wonder the prize you'll get from your loyalty, pvssy? Money? Protection? Wtf

the fantastically corrupt and depraved ones
They're always hor.ny as a skunk, they see (f) in front of a moniker they go haywire, they either try to get your attention by calling you ugly, or making derogatory remarks like can i fuq you?, what dick are you sucking, tell me which properly trained animal will say something like this talkmore of a person, do you have an idea the emotional effects such statements have on people? They're girls in this group too but they're discreet about it, but the guys brazenly say it like the psychopaths they're or you see them shouting Vaseline? If the girl lash out they start calling her ugly, she's ugly and your Dickson is already thinking of committing suicide.


To those claiming ancestors and matured:
Theres a saying that those who live in glass houses doesnt throw stones, if you're above 30yrs and you're on nairaland fighting with kids instead of getting married or worried about where you're in life then something is seriously wrong with you upstairs, you're an elder but you'll get involved with kids and when kids start behaving like kids you'll start reminding them you're an ancestor, respect your old age and let the kids be, birds of a feather flock together so look for your fellow ancestors and roll with them.
RESPECT YOUR OLD AGE. IF YOU'RE 50 AND IN PRIMARY ONE WITH A TEN YEAR OLD, AUTOMATICALLY BOTH OF YOU ARE AGE MATES, #FACT. Reminds me of my old mama head girl back in middle school with the big boobies she wouldn't allow me to touch in the name of age, what was she doing when her mates where going to school, to be stuck with a kid in class, when its time to copy during exams we become age mates

EMPERORLEEE:
Na God do am oo.

lol hold her tight i might snatch her one day without hesitation

mizzbouqui:

hmmm it didn't even begin before it was ended

EMPERORLEEE:
now you know.

yea shes beautiful though

EMPERORLEEE:
L1TTLE so you get evul mind for me You wan koloby my boo shey

how d hell am i supposed to know i aint no sorcerer mizzbouqui you no try i thought wrong about you