₦airaland Forum

mhisbliss:
Wao rice and chicken is my soul mate

hehe my kind of lady I would love to take on a date.

prettythicksme:
Mom or dad

are you kidding me?

My favorite

Theres a friend of mine who always order fufu whenever he takes his girlfriend on a date, we are a group of five friends so we go out together, now what he does is embarrassing to me, when he's done with fufu he will be giving handshakes to dissipate the aroma

So which will you choose ic you're a girl or a guy on a date, and like if you think its embarrassing share if you think its cool

Sleekydee:
oga, that's a weak defense from u, last last, next time use ascending or descending order, nobody wanna see a jam-packed list, u hear Mi so?

ok oga, you see? Price of dollars and naira gasnt changed, very irrelevant get out of my sight preeq

VolTOxic:
Hmm. As an introvert, I keep everything to myself.
Though, if I had an elder sister, I'd be inclined to open.

do you like tell her hey sis i just had sex with my girlfriend she's upset and crying? Very awkward

Adaure4ever:
Share it with ur elder sister.
Women,we know how to keep doz secretz.

women with thier flabby mouths no can do

We aren't in Yankee hope she knows all thus danfo will do hou strong thing one day

I think its wierd to share with your dad or mum, how do you even strike a convo with them, only white people do that easily, blavk people especially Nigerian parents wont wait to hear the end of it, tell it to your friend or bro it feels like kiss and tell, tell it to the ladies thats the worst

I concur

I love it so sexy

mhisbliss:
lol tnx and welcome UndisputedBosom coman see the new comer

who's that

mizzbouqui:
Okay

ok expecting your follow back

mhisbliss:
Welcome new comer i hope you can bear the hurtful words from bad belle people here, they have zero chill and i suggest you take down your pics else the bashing will be overwhelming

really? Lols i wont get angry i promise I've been a guest for a while i know hw nairaland is, btw tnx for the advice and you are good looking yourself

mizzbouqui:
Thanks

ok i get it, but wat about the following i thing i would love to keep in touch pardon my intrusion

EMPERORLEEE:
Soft girls ooh, you'd love them trust me.

awesome tnx g, we pals nw

Jarizod:
Neww ashawo in the building!!

welcome bruh

Hahahahhhahaha i like you already tnx bro

mizzbouqui:
Eshe

eshe what's that mean milady, mind following

mizzbouqui:
That is my real face

thats an emoticon and girl you're hot

LordScent:


L1ttle Liar.....

Hahahahhhahaha wheres the lie sir

mizzbouqui:
You are welcome

tanx babe, why the face

EMPERORLEEE:
ErnieSmallzz Berlyn Mhissbliss Mizzbouqui. Make una kan welcome first timer

nice hope they're easy on the eyes i dont want nightmares

EMPERORLEEE:
I am EMPEROR



Dassal ....

i can see that, nice meeting you emperor where the girls at, seems none of them is in a rush to come here, call them up

Sleekydee:
Tiwee Gbosa for u, in a bid to mk FP, OP dey do lik PMB info minister, Taipan is d world's most lethal snake...Op confirm bfor coming to try n defend dis jagbajantis lie-mohammed kinda list.

dude the list isnt according to how dangerous they're its not ascending nor descending, please look before you leap, if its like that the likes of black mamber vipers and Taipan should be at the top, stop being like this you embarrass yourself

EMPERORLEEE:
Welcome Ser.

thanks bro, can i know more about you? Like i said need new friends

10. Saw Scaled Viper
This viper is usually found in the Far East and Middle East, and generally comes out after dark. The main danger with this creature is that the venom is so slow-acting that a victim may make the mistake of waiting too long to seek treatment. Treatment can prevent death in the majority of cases, but without it, death will result slowly and painfully over the course of two to four weeks.


Lalasticlala
Fynestboi

9. Philippine Cobra
This snake is easily spotted because of its wide neck collar. While cobras inspire fear, most types of cobras don’t even make this list. The Philippine Cobra, however, does. It doesn’t even have to bite you to poison you. All it has to do is spit, and it can do that from 3 meters away and still hit you. Paralysis from the venom can cause death within thirty minutes.

8. Tiger Snake
This snake is native to Australia and is recognizable because of it width and yellow bands. The bites are very accurate, and without treatment, will result in death nearly three quarters of the time.

7. Black Mamba
This snake is usually found in Africa. A single bite contains enough venom to kill ten people (Just ten? You’re still thinking about that sea snake, aren’t you). It can travel as fast as 20 km/h, which makes it the fastest snake on the planet. The Black Mamba will bite a number of times when it attacks, and if the bite is not treated, it is almost always going to result in death.

6. Blue Krait
This snake is not as well known as some, but its venom is 16 times more potent than that of the cobra! There also is no really good antivenin to use, which makes it quite deadly. The Blue Krait tends to keep to itself and usually only comes out at night, though, so it is generally easy to avoid.

5. Eastern Brown Snake
This type of snake is among the few which are actually aggressive. It is commonly found in Australia, and may be found in populated areas like cities, not just remote locations. If it perceives someone as a threat, it will actually chase that person out of its territory. If the snake is not confident of its safety, it may decide to bite. If it does so, it may bite many times during a single attack. Less than half contain venom, but those that do can cause paralysis or death. Because of its proximity to population centers and its aggression, you could argue the Eastern Brown Snake is the most dangerous snake in the world.

4. Inland Taipan
While it’s difficult to be as impressed by the Inland Taipan after learning about the concentration of venom in a Belcher’s Sea Snake bite, it’d be foolish to discount the Taipan just because its bite can only kill as many as 100 people! Taipans usually avoid human contact, however, and you are unlikely to ever encounter one.