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mizzbouqui:
Alright

so will you be mine?

mizzbouqui:
Exactly

only if she's as beautiful as an egg, I'd gladly treat you like an egg if you'd be mine

Girls should be treated like eggs then

How much bro

Are you serious thier biological clock is ticking fast

DatCuteGuy:
Welcome.

thanks bro

UndisputedBosom:
Her boo


New comer and u already know how to create a thread...issokey


Anyway u're wlcum

I'm a guest for a lonv time and i know how nairaland works don't get hostile towards me over a girl it aint cool

What the Bleep?

DatCuteGuy:
the last pic, does it for me...

me too

baddestchic:
ehhhhh.... its not for my own good o
its for her entertainment especially when i fvck up a little,you start hearing funny things about husband house abeg.... its not for any good o

kikikiki then dont Bleep up you don't look like a rebellious someone

baddestchic:
she starts asking funny questions like do you have a boyfriend now?
what were you people talking about?!

Hehehehe trust African mums don't blame her its for your own good

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#00cccc] greedy.[/color]

lol check my dp very fit

Adaure4ever:
I will prefer Nkwobi with Caprison. Lolz

Hehehehe my little cousins caprison? Or theres a better one

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#00cccc] greedy[/color]

no not greedy I've the appetite of a normal grown man

baddestchic:
my elder sis but trust me mum is eavesdropping somewhere....

how did you know

mhisbliss:
ok done

cool

mhisbliss:
hope you're dangotes son because my appetite is voracious and so little is sold for exorbitant prices at the fancy restaurants you can find such food, i dont do mama nkechi

anything for you, I'd like to be friends you mind following

fairlyusedpant:
if you want to take a girl on a date, take her to a local restaurant, it is very romantic over there, then order for garri, and buy sugar, mix it with groundnut and kuli kuli, then order for beans aka ewa agoyin, then eat and belleful, thats balanced diet, i bet you, you and your babe will have a romantic night mess, sorry i mean a romantic night rest, filled with love in the air...

Hahahahhhahaha the funniest post I've seen all day

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#2ecc71] Dude....
......
Yeah,you can have 5 silces of puzza and a brunch of wings ......
......and cheeses sauce remember the glorious cheese sauce!!!![/color]

lol very funny but it sounds like childs play to me hah i cant eat that and be satisfied

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#f06292] What!? Where is the pizza and wings with cheese dipping sauce??!!!!!!!! [/color]

dude is that something that you can actually eat and not feel hungry the next minute? Ill pick noodles over it

mhisbliss:
Wao rice and chicken is my soul mate

hehe my kind of lady I would love to take on a date.

prettythicksme:
Mom or dad

are you kidding me?

My favorite

Theres a friend of mine who always order fufu whenever he takes his girlfriend on a date, we are a group of five friends so we go out together, now what he does is embarrassing to me, when he's done with fufu he will be giving handshakes to dissipate the aroma

So which will you choose ic you're a girl or a guy on a date, and like if you think its embarrassing share if you think its cool

Sleekydee:
oga, that's a weak defense from u, last last, next time use ascending or descending order, nobody wanna see a jam-packed list, u hear Mi so?

ok oga, you see? Price of dollars and naira gasnt changed, very irrelevant get out of my sight preeq

VolTOxic:
Hmm. As an introvert, I keep everything to myself.
Though, if I had an elder sister, I'd be inclined to open.

do you like tell her hey sis i just had sex with my girlfriend she's upset and crying? Very awkward

Adaure4ever:
Share it with ur elder sister.
Women,we know how to keep doz secretz.

women with thier flabby mouths no can do

We aren't in Yankee hope she knows all thus danfo will do hou strong thing one day