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XiaoLi:
Something is wrong with you, that is why

I never drive any type of taxi in my life but anytime they talk about uber or bolt driving that nuisance called lazzyyut will reference me, you see nothing wrong with that right?? Get ready to call Seun more because anytime that nuisance reference me i will come with more heavy words. Nonsense

Labadi69

You are very rude. What’s wrong with Uber driving? Are you better than the guys doing Uber? Better give yourself sense at your old age before yamayama nack that your bald head

Liverpool go spell Southampton today. I hate watching yamayama one sided games. Make I go watch Norwich and Wolves or Aston Villa and Crystal Palace jor

chigo4u:
Look at how Emefiele destroyed tb yet everyday they are securing external loans. Smh

Emefiele should have kept TB rates high for you na. So that you go fit build upstairs for your village on top T bills. May yamayama fall on that your bald head for this nonesense wey you type so

armyofone:
Corn bread and collard greens.

Comot this internet picture now before yamayama fall on that your bald head

Man United’s problem under Ole was the sudden arrival of Ronaldo. A great player in his day but ageing forward today that can score goals but can’t track back to help defensively.

They have the players but they will only do well if Ronaldo is benched for a younger player with the energy to join in defense and fast break moves.

No coach will do well with the current Ronaldo. If they like they should bring Pep, Tuchel and Klopp combined. He will score one or two goals here and there but they will continue to concede heavily.

Ronaldo caused Ole his job and should send Ole a nice fat cheque. Ole was mediocre but the team has young skillful players that were willing to go to war for him.

Ebukawaylaid:
Good morning Ladies and gentle men.
This morning, I got a call from my younger sister telling me that she has seen her WAEC Results. However, the tone of her voice was somehow not good. I suspected that something was wrong... I saw the results finally and here are are grades

Christian Religious Studies - E8
Economics - F9
Government - C5
Literature-in- English - C6
Civic Education - E8
English Language - D7
Yoruba - C4
Mathematics - B3
Catering Craft practice - F9


Please, help me advice her on which course she can study in the university with this WAEC results.
Mods , please I will appreciate if it is moved to front page for more advice. Thanks

Troll spotted. Yamayama fall on your bald head there

Halcyon123:
I remember during out time way back 2007,during our foods and nut practicals. We the students paid for the ingredients oh but what they did to us that day,hmmmm. Imagine, we were over 30 0r more students,everything we made(three course meal) they divided it into two and left us with half. They took it to the staff room to eat. No be small swear we swear for them. Am surprised is still happening

Nuts practicals ke? How many nuts?

SlyDev:
If Nigeria want to make their money stronger, they need to stop importing and start manufacturing to export

But the last time Buhari closed border to boost local production, some bigots said he is targeting a tribe.

Student sighted. You think you sound smart but you sound very stupid. You think the real world works like the theoretical jargons you learnt in school Abi? Better stfu before better yamayama nack that your big head there

Nepotism at its best. God help Naija

Kyase:
Carrick is no different from ole

He looks very confused with that him yamayama face

seanwilliam:
run a check on my nairaland profile before you trade with me. Thanks

I pity that maga wey wan follow you do business

HeadNigga:
I guess you know better than the court that awarded him 25million naira damages against the NDLEA. trying to appear woke

Teenager just shut the fk up and stop embarrassing your family. You sound worse than a naive idiot

HeadNigga:
Baba suwe...NDLEA dealt with him. I hope he got compensated. God rest his soul.

You actually believe he was innocent? Nigerians are the most gullible idiots on this earth

RightToReject:
[s]The number one item isn't always true, and I couldn't read past it. It depends on your level of professionalism and mindset - one of the things I learned from the late MKO Abiola while growing up about his rise and exploits at ITT. As a topnotch professional, with the mindset (which include the inculcation of gumption and Midas Touch), you can always make the value you give to correlate with the reward you derive in the[/s] [s]corporate world by always working with rather than for the establishment (the partnership/gold-collar positioning), even when under its employment as a staff. The philosophy of self-conquest, self-belief, and the power of negotiation never disappoints - you'll always gain more from profit sharing or commission than salary alone.[/s]

If you really knew how MKO rose to the top at ITT, you would never write such yamayama nonesense so full of crap. See as you just confidently open your mouth waaaa to type rubbish

Babastrong:
Law 13: win through your actions, never through an argument.
Law:14: cruch your enemy totally.
Law:15: use absence to increase your respect.

Wetin be cruch Better go and buy Brighter Grammar before yamayama fall on you this afternoon

Jojo2top:
X

All these useless space bookers should be banned for life. Yamayama fall on all of una

Lilsameey:
Go and sip cold water and sleep.

frowland:
I will answer this question.
You see, there are times people build houses and abandon it for few months due to lack of funds or some unforseen circumstances.
That man-hole are best places for rat, frogs and snakes to hide from construction workers.
Problem starts when construction starts and this reptiles are trapped in those pipes.
It will just be a matter of time before they make their way to exit channel which only is the water system as all other holes like the kitchen sink and bathtubs are closed from the top.
Reptiles can survive a year without food, so they can stay in that manhole as long as possible until they see an exit point.
It's not just snakes that emerge from these toilets spaces but amphibians like frogs and toads, lizards and so fort.
Those upstairs are usually lucky, as the reptiles can't navigate the smooth height of a pipe.

You think you sound smart but you sound very dull. Houses built in swampy places or places close to where snakes and other reptiles are found are at risk of accidents like this. Snakes and rats are adventurous. They will just creep into the soak away and pipes and get lost and keep creeping until they find an outlet to emerge from. Stop yearning okpata with so much confidence

Oju4190:
I used to put a pinch of cabbage into my WC and fluch once a why.... With dat snake cannot hide inside it.....The odour of the cabbage is very irritating to snake that will what to habitat in the soakaaway.....Used to do it Twice or thrice a month.....Do this and thank me later.....A pinch oooo, nor go put many make Ur soakaaway nor go explode oooo

E be like say your brain dey on break time when you dey type this none sense. So you think the odour of cabbage will survive inside soak away with all types of strong yamayama shit inside? Besides, if snake enter soak away and then WC, do you think it is intentionally staying there or it got lost? What type of human beings do we have on this Nairaland?

treatise:
Na only that one you see ? The girl carry Sha! Make I ask you, the girl na half-caste?

You see her oyibo papa and you still dey ask jamb question. Are you okay?

Bigchristo:
Adeleke family isn’t the richest but there’s something unique about them that runs in the entire Family, their spirits of giving is overwhelming they don’t stingy like some rich people we know, such family will always produce rich people until the end of time

Wtf do you know about the Adeleke family that gives you the right to type this crap. You go just open mouth waaaaa…..

pepperdemzombie:
,When what? Some weeks ago, you said you are a granny going to 70 years, 2 weeks later, you opened a thread that you are looking for where to learn kung fu before you get a husband, today, God when? A 70 year old granny wants to learn kung fu and looking for a husband? Confused person!

That’s a man with hairy balls! Most likely a mod

Okaduwa:
This Iyaebe is all over the thread, get a life young woman!!!

Anyone that thinks that person is a woman is a big idiot. That’s clearly a man with Adam’s apple, hairy chest and hairy balls

bjcole:
Marriage doesn't need two people to make it work, most successful marriages you see there happened because one individual decided to make it work and often it's the woman, sometimes the man too.

All this work wey una dey talk up and down. Na by force to marry? Anyone that looks at marriage like work is only marrying because of society.

Marriage is not compulsory in these modern days abeg. If you as a man wan nack, find okpo or all these Instagram girls of nowadays wey go nack you collect money. To cook, go restaurant or find better cook and pay am. To clean and wash clothes, get a maid and pay am well. You want kids, give one nice rich girl bele and voila, you can just stay at home and be resting well while she raises the child.

Marriage is not compulsory in the modern world abeg.

pregnantMan:
Have been seriously thinking how I'm going to resume a new job tomorrow cos I don't have tp. Pls someone should help me. Am really broke 0076605179 union bank

Let Abeg app be your plug

Also, born again Christians are the biggest hypocrites ever. Can’t waste my Sunday going to hang out with a bunch of hypocrites that are the worst sinners on this earth

When I woke up to the fact that pastors are all crooks trying to use religion to obtain innocent people. I’d rather pray at home and give my tithes directly to the needy

Many of you here are just bitter because woman don show una pepper for this life. Serious rejection from women because of being broke, ugly, short, fat, etc dey turn those unfortunate men to redpill

heartofcity12:
Married women are the easiest to get laid but I would advice guys to stay away from them tho. Good you’ll be disappointing her

What inexperienced boys like you don’t know is that many husbands are aware but really don’t care.
Infact they are happy that their wives are doing their own runs as it removes the guilt in their minds when they are with side chicks.

It’s not easy and natural to be young with strong libido and stay faithful with one partner for eternity. No matter what anyone says. Humans weren’t made that way.

Marriage only works well for older couples that have done all the nacking they desire in their younger years and then decide to settle down in old age to care for each other and not be lonely in old age. By then, sexual desire is dead and they just become best of friends until they die.