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iPrevail:
You seem to be very good at running your mouth and acting tough.. Why don't you employ yourself?

You seem to be very good at being confused. Keep replying. Jobless one. This is 2020. Move on or get cut

iPrevail:
Can I employ you to stalk someone for me? You seem to be very good at that

I could employ you though, cos I have a vacancy for anyone who wants to be a failed spokesman

iPrevail:
What makes you think he's even into her? Because she's a billionaires daughter he'll fall for her abi?

He sang a crazy hit song about her

Did plenty skits for her till he got her attention

He kissed her and even Otedola himself called him son in law....

Oga park well and get current.

veteranExboy:
House, I've observed for some time now how a number of men come on to this platform to complain about the girls/women they are in relationships with.My concern is,are there men who can boast of their girlfriends? Are there relationships that are actually working relationship models?

Such men can not be seen coming to sections like these. In silence good times are maintained. Be wise

So brodashaggi finally stole DJ cuppy from him

lavylilly:
Me: Forget big prick or Small prick, Is your Sperm Potent?

How did you parents do it, and your grandparents.... Go and ask them.

Perverted generation is what we have now.

Robert1da:
It isn't easy to hold a belief that does not find much acceptance. Even if all you're trying to do is live your own life by that belief, it is virtually impossible to not have to justify it to the world at some point.

And if your belief goes against something that is fundamentally accepted to be the way of life, oh boy, you're in for it. And yet, I'm going to brave the tide and say that I am single, and I have never felt the need to be in a relationship, because I believe them to be overrated.

To be clear, I'm not opposed to the very idea of a relationship. If a relationship is really what you want, and if it makes you truly happy, then good for you.

Ogbeni calm down you just don't have real money yet.

Get money and get it consistently in large sums... And apart from investments your brain will start thinking of the future, kids and family.


So of you're still on your journey to sustainable wealth then go on your way. Don't come here and start making relationship sound problematic. Follow due process and your case will be different. Don't judge it all by the numerous fakes you have seen. It is not good for man go be alone

Kindly Return it to the owner.

Or to whom you bought it from.
It may be stolen

Pasting on board and online are the same. The shame is only in naming. Numbers should be used

Headlaw:
I’m currently in search of a car within 750k. Toyota preferably.

Go to Instagram find the handle @debargainer

Also @carz_bazr

banabest:
TRAFFIC WARDER - ARE YOU A DUMMY OR NAIRALANDER?

it's a question ooo before you talk another one

Liar, focus on the question and keep shut, but rather it's link you are after... Traficator

banabest:
A
It is a question I ask ooooo
You've said your own, but have you listened to the music attached to the post?

Is it traffic you are looking for? Lol.... You think we are dummies here abi

But prostitution is not only hard work but dangerous work. Who is she fooooling

Elove1:
I have this questions for you guys
Have you ever wish your lost/misplaced properties, items had a phone number for you to know the exactly location

Because recently i misplaced my wallet, i look for it for like 30mins before giving up and i wish that the wallet can be trace by calling it.

Your wallet could be traced if you had put a traceable coin into it. It's less than $10

The Christianity in Nigeria is shitty.

True Christianity in Nigeria is fading. Am sorry to say.

This question in itself is the proof that church goers are not rightly fed by their pastors.

Else this OP would know that David danced better than zanku till he was naked all to the glory of God but dancing zanku in church will not remind anyone of God but of a man... Is that not human worship?

This is deep, but many will still follow ubunja miseducation

Emkingz:
Can we actually give what we don't have? There by misleading people.

Not exactly misleading. We have too many examples of those who married wrong. And since there are more breakups than marriages... They have more wisdom to share.

Marriage is overrated when you marry the wrong person and people no longer want to be told what to do anymore.... So everyone jumps in according to their own assumptions and so have a piece of advice to give others who are not married.

Married couples who discover their mistakes after 10year often warn their single siblings or friends who come online to share a nugget of wisdom to the rest of us.

Finally, until marriages are done by biblical standards marital relationships will only get worse.

Post your pics please

ifykris22:
HI GUY'S IM IN NEED OF A GIRL THAT WILL PLAY THE ROLE OF A "FIANCEE" FOR A DAY, AND I'M WILLING TO PAY #50K FOR IT... IT INCLUDES EVERYTHING...

MY MOM WANTS TO SEE MY FIANCEE IT WILL BE HEART BREAKING, TELLING HER WE BROKE UP ABOUT A WEEK AGO, AFTER 4YRS
Thanks..

Go to Instagram find the account named...

Gold1p

And they will give you good girls

LikeAking:
You are very excited your company as a free internet/WiFi connection for their staff, wow! you go enjoy free browsing tire. But wait first, that office internet/wifi connection can also act as a spy tool, a trap and can also lead to your downfall if you use it for personal stuffs.Awoof they purge belle.

Your bosses see/can see everything you do on their connection, so aviod thier trojan house.The office internet should only be used for official duites.

They can learn alot about you from your browsing history etc. They can know about your dirty secrets too and use it agianst you. Use the office internet/Wifi for official duities only.

Just be smart dont let catch you unfresh.

No go watch movie/porn with your office internet oh, or download and play games wit am.Be serious

Pls in this decade we have come to use VPN and other ip ghost cloaking softwares. If you want to do something.. Do it well

Power of womanhood

Many tales were not told o

Am interested

blessedvisky:
Nairaland won't permit you to post YouTube links I never hear this one before

I have tried. Or maybe am the one who doesn't know how to do it. But kindly on YouTube and type SISTER LINDA CONFESSiON

You will see a recent one from early this year or late last year and it's not long. She lied, she confirmed it and asked for forgiveness, it was posted on nairaland but I know it won't trend.


Linda and her cohorts from hell damaged many weak believers faith by putting fear in their hearts.... Forgetting that God is not asleep.

Even those who said Idahosa was in hell too were lying.

Nigerians have confused the Gospel so pastors can preach rubbish and get away with it as long as there are testimonies and miracles.

chibaby1985:
I Saw Micheal Jackson, Whitney Houston & Gaddafi In Hell And They Gave Me Messages” – Woman Narrates Her 2nd Visit To Hell


A Sierra Leonean woman, Linda Kumba Isatu Ngaujah, claims to have died on Friday, February 15, 2013 and went to hell where she had encounters with demons and the Devil (Satan).

She also visited heaven and had a divine encounter with Jesus Christ. She came back with specific messages from Gaddafi, Whitney Houston and former President of Guinea, Lansana Conte. She was also sent back with specific warnings from Jesus Christ to popular Ministers of the Gospel in Sierra Leone and Nigeria. Read Her Testimony below: Jesus went with me to hell this time. When I was with Jesus, the brightness of Jesus was very glorious. Jesus have light all over His body. When we entered that dark place (Hell), I was seeing. I could see, this time, the people in hell because of the bright light on Jesus (Jesus is walking with a bright light, a glorious light).

And then, Jesus opened my eyes to see some of these men and women in hell. Jesus gave me message to Sierra Leone. He said if I should have come in December to January only five people in Sierra Leone would have raptured, five only. That includes the three righteous pastors and five other people in and out of the church. When I said this in Sierra Leone, people said it is lie. Jesus said Sierra Leone is polluted; that the shepherds he gave the word to preach to His people in Sierra Leone are dying to meet God, but majority are in hell.

So Jesus sent me to Sierra Leone. When we were in hell, Jesus showed me a glass-like aquarium with people inside it, the souls of human who are still on earth are in that glass inside hell. These are people on earth who are working for demons. We have some people on earth who don’t believe anything, they are on their own, doing all sorts of bad things, even pastors who knows the truth but are bowing down to Satan. They are partakers of Satan’s communion, their souls are in that place. Muammar Gaddafi In Hell And Jesus pulled out a man from the fire and he introduced himself to me. He said, “I am Gaddafi” (because you won’t recognize him because the fire has destroyed him.

He said, “I am Gaddafi, former Libyan president.” Gaddafi said, “Tell my Libyan people to worship Jesus.” He said, “Tell my people to believe in Jesus.” He said, “Ah Jesus, have mercy, I never knew you are the right way, have mercy on me.” He said, even the people who killed him on earth, he doesn’t want them to come to hell. He said, “Tell my people to believe that Jesus is the right way.”

He also gave me another message (why he gave me this message is because, he said, the entire mosques he built on earth should be destroyed and turned into churches so that people will glorify Jesus and maybe the punishment on him in hell will decrease). Because anything here on earth that you build that does not glorify Jesus Christ, that does not glorify God, that does not make people to come to their right Father (hotels, bars, etc.), anything sinful in the world that you build (when you die, you leave these things on earth). People will be there doing all sorts of evil things, as far as people are enjoying these places, or practicing all sorts of evil things, in the place that doesn’t glorify Jesus Christ, the demons will increase the pain on you in hell. So he said, “Please so that the pain will decrease, I know if people will worship in my mosque, if they will call Jesus there, maybe the pain will decrease.”

And Jesus said, “It is too late.”I saw another president (Former president of Guinea). Why Jesus showed me these presidents is because He gave me a message for Sierra Leone president. When I met my Sierra Leone president, he loves God. He obeyed the message. I thank God for his life, because men of God were saying all sorts of things, but the president obeyed the message of God. President Lansana Conte, former president of Guinea, he said, “Tell my people in Guinea, let them have Jesus over Guinea, and let them turn to Jesus because Jesus is the only way.” He said where he is, he doesn’t want anyone to be there. He said, “tell my people to believe and trust in Jesus.” He said he started a cult that he was sponsoring and he was also in the cult. He said he wants the people to destroy that cult, let them come to Jesus. One famous Lawyer that died: Usher Williams. He was the deputy speaker of House of Parliament in Sierra Leone House of Parliament. He was in one cult, they call the cult in Sierra Leone “Louch” and he was in devil business, ordaining devils. He said I should tell his “Louch” brothers that they are heading to hell, all his cult brothers that died before him, he saw them in hell. He said, “Please destroy Louch, destroy these devils.” He said, “turn to Jesus, He is the only way, hell is real.”

I saw one prophet: Prophet Mani. He was the owner of the Burning Bush, that man said he would die but that he would also rise up after three days. And when he died, they took his body to the mortuary, his congregation said that they should not bury him. After three days he did not rise again, he was there for one month until the mortuary people said they should come and take their corpse away. I saw this man in hell. He said, “tell the people that I did miracles and signs and wonders with communions.

These communions, those anointing oil, I ordained them and dedicate them to the demons.” He said, tell them to go to a church where they can be delivered or else if they die they will go to hell because I ordained them for Satan. Satan was the one giving me all these powers.” “And tell them to destroy my church because the foundation is from Satan, everything up to the roof is from Satan.” Whitney Houston In Hell I saw one woman – a musician I liked so much – I always listened to her music when I was in the world – Whitney Houston. She said, “tell my mother to take my only daughter to church, that all the finances I left behind should be used to support God’s work. Let them support Jesus’ ministry, let them support holiness ministries, let them support God’s work. Let them support Christians – the right Christians. She said she wants her child to grow in Christ and know Jesus.“Please tell my mother.” “Jesus, please have mercy! Let me go back to the world and tell people that you are real! Let me tell these musicians!” And Jesus said, “It is too late!” I saw my biological parents in hell. My mother, my father and even my grandmother that just died this January ( I don’t like talking about them) – sobs – it is very painful. It is only the grace of God, I don’t like talking about hell, some times when I am asked to come and give testimony, I don’t like to, because I know I will reach this part. And one day, Jesus said, if I stopped preaching His word, He will destroy me. So I always pray to Jesus, whenever I stand to give this testimony, to give me the boldness and strength, because any time I think of my parents, I loved my mother so much but she didn’t know Jesus. She was crying; she said, “Please I miss you guys, tell your sister to follow Jesus, I don’t want you people to come here.” Please mothers, don’t leave your children behind, you know the truth right now, take your children along the way of the Lord Jesus Christ.

I didn’t recognize my mother anymore. I don’t want to go to hell (I love my mother so much). I used to say anywhere my mother is, I want to go. When Jesus showed me my mother- I don’t want to go to hell, I don’t want to be with her there. Don’t go to hell, hell is not a place for people like us. And Jesus showed me a young boy, about five or six years old, because of witchcraft, God say I will judge all men. When Pastor Ken Paul said a child can go to hell, I argued in my mind that God would not do something like that, but God showed me this boy, a small boy, because of witchcraft. Satan is wicked, now if you go to crusades in Sierra Leone and they say witches should come out, you will see small children. When you are coming for a program like this, don’t leave your children behind; come with them so that Jesus will deliver them. If you leave them and they die, they will go to hell, no matter how small they are; as long as they have sense and know what is bad and good. I saw another woman who was in Thailand when she died. She was a believer in Jesus but married to a Muslim, then backslid. She said I should tell her daughters, “I loved their father so much and trusted him, not knowing that this man was in occultism.” He sacrificed his wife. She said, tell them to go out and stand firm in the church, in Jesus who is the only way. She gave me the man’s name and address.


https://ebeanonews..com/2019/12/i-saw-micheal-jackson-whitney-houston.html?m=1

Nairaland would not permit me to post YouTube links where Linda and all those who gave visions back then were exposed as liars and SHE confessed.

Deeper life or MFM

Stanbic:
This have been of great concern to several peeps including me.

Please anyone with a good answer should share thanks.

This is from the Bible. YOUR opinion does not change scriptures... People like to twist bible to suit or permit their lusts

Habakkuk 2:15 ►
Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink, that puttest thy bottle to him, and makest him drunken also, that thou mayest look on their unclothedness!

Proverbs 20:1 ►
Wine mocks anyone who drinks it, strong drink is is a crazy controller: and whosoever is deceived to go after them. is not a wise man but a fool.

I hope this is clear

nlPoster:
Take note.

Ignorance is a crime.

lyrical:
This involves traveling out for at least a duration
Of 6-8yrs

So you both are loners that can't borrow money to at least do a traditional or court wedding that is legally binding? Pls tell story for the gods


And also who says she can't travel with him... Or he can't bring her over when he is not going to the moon. Abeg tell another lie

This has been answered many times in the business section. Kindly go and search and know what to do.

lyrical:
From secondary school till Femi grad oo.

Femi is not yet financially ok to settle down that’s why he can’t miss this opportunity

There is no contract that cancels the possibility of marriage. So the money would be partly paid o... This is a very simple issue.

lyrical:
Femi is been dating this girl for 7 years
It’s the rosiest of relationship have ever seen
They supported each other financially n emotionally
The girl has secretly been wishing for Femi to propose to her.
It’s obvious to the point am already advising Femi to do so...
But Femi just landed a contract that would take at least a DECADE to actualize. (Million-dollar project) before he can think of Marriage which he was almost considering and the Girl know about it.
Femi should be kick starting by January

Now the issue is that the girl travelled and dropped a note for Femi..... saying Sje needs a break to actually think through it but it’s obvious That she can’t wait that long for Femi and Femi needs our Candid advice as he wants all party to be fine before he starts.

How do he respond her please.....

What was he waiting for for 7+ years

This is an issue. Why date a guy for 7years and now story for the gods concerning a contract... He should marry her.


She needs engagement or introduction. If he goes for a fresh new girl then he is a yoruba demon.

EazyLifeForAll:
I want to share a story of a very beautiful and well trained girl am dating right now. I am a guy that never fall in love...in fact, when people say they are in love, I ask them how? But girls I have dated loved me to the extent that, they couldn't afford to loose me. All of them are married now and I cut all forms of communication with them even though some still try to stay in touch always.

Now, there's this girl that we are dating right now. This is one damn beautiful with very innocent look and well trained (that wife material girl). Last time she came around, I told her that I am suspecting that she's cheating but she denied it....later, she started begging me and even showed me his pictures. I said okay...(in my mind, I dey look for a way to cut off the relationship with you before) so I accepted her apologise.

Yesterday night, I was on the bike going home and I saw this girl with one another tall guy. She had dropped her bag and was in a casual clothes. I laughed!

I was like, suppose I am one of those guys that fall in love, depression will set in or start thinking about one stupid love that does not exist.

These girls are olosho. You will even see them on instamessage but will tell you nobody should ask them for hook up which is lie. Some doesn't even upload their real pictures... (That's a girl you're dying for...a girl taking d!ck somewhere while you're thinking on how to spend your hard earned money just to satisfy her...smh). My advise is, if you want to have sex with your girl, use protection to avoid stories that touch.

I hope this help...



Ire oooo!!!!

LOL you are strong. But not all ladies are hoes.