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FromZeroToHero:
It was on 6th January that one Mr. Nelson shared about a business investment in a C.C.C (celestial church of Christ) WhatsApp group that gives 100% return interest for a period of 24 hours that's if you invest 100k you will get 200k within 24hours. My neighbour, a man in his late 60's fell for it and sent 100k to him. After the transaction, he called Nelson to confirm if he has received the money but he said no, Nelson now told him to forward his debit alert to him to confirm that he has sent it without knowing that he just wanted to see his account balance which was 47k. Nelson now told him to send the remaining 46k that he'll help him to complete it 50k so that the total investment will be 150k which will yield 300k within 24hrs, he obliged and sent the 46k. On seeing the alert, Nelson now told him if he can see anyone that can borrow him 100k so that it will be 250k to get 500k. That was when it dawned on him that its fraud. He said he doesn't know anyone that can borrow him such amount that if he can't work with the 146k that he should send him back his money. Its almost 3days now and he hasn't sent the money. Please how can this money be recovered? Thanks

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sonmvayina:
I prefer the avengers to protect me.... Or maybe incredible hulk...

Sheyyyyy lol. I prefer justice league.

Except that they do not heal the sick, they do not really have a msg. Muscles can not be saviors

Why do housewives look unkempt and ugly. Don't blame the men for looking for something more appealing. Many ladies stop taking care of themselves once they marry. This video tells alot

callthefred:
I have to appreciate you for taking time to read this. I'm about to take a big step in my life and I need honest advice and answers.

I'm planning and hoping to really settle down this year so any relationship I have right now is towards marriage, however, I have a girl friend who also seems to be ready to settle down and I have huge respect for her. However, I have always believed that my authority in a relationship or marriage should not be up for debate. I am a very good listener and also very loving and I find it hard to double date although, I have some women I'm keeping on standby because I've seen enough to understand nothing is guaranteed.

So I told my girlfriend I want to meet her family, she insisted I see her Pastor first or forget about it because she is scared if she takes any man home it must surely be the man she wants to marry.

My challenge is I am not a fan of Pastors these days because I know 80% of them are criminals and I can never have my wife respect her Pastor more than me or even discuss my affairs with her Pastor. Many of these clowns take advantage of women so I have always had my reservations and she knows.

Now she wants me to see the Pastor or forget it in her own words. I was furious with that statement because I have no time to check time but I've also come to realise women are so complex and from experience you can loose a good one for a simple mistake so I don't want to judge her by that statement as it could be out of anger, there's no guarantee the next one I'm meeting will be better off.

I told her let me speak to your Pastor over the phone she said NO. I'm not subjecting myself to any man of God to start thinking he's guiding my life or anything. I was raised right in a Christian home and when I need God I seek him myself.

I need help on what I must do in this case and how I can convince her to see reason. I hope this issue won't end our relationship but I won't from onset become a slave to a fellow man in the name of spiritual father...

I won't pretend to know it all so I need advice please. Marriages is no joke.

Marriage is NOT a joke. How can you be marrying a religious lady and the first thing you do is try to enforce yourself over her religious convictions... Your marriage may not last. That lady will always see her pastor above you.

Hate pastors all you want but if your marriage will be against the principles of God and the church then prepare for hell.

Even your parents married in the church, so Oga calm down, your authority has not yet been instituted until she is totally married to you, she is not to be your slave. If you want to marry her and you too do not have a pastor that you can take her to then you both are headed for problem o. Because like play like play after marriage you will tell her to leave that church or stop church totally... Oga pls define your religious stand with her else you are about to be unhappy in 2020


Are you even aware that you are meant to be her leader NOT her boss? Meaning you should be more religious or spiritually inclined than her... Stop all the lazy talk that pastors are fake, it's old news but Oga where are the real ones. You can not marry a church girl without her pastor being involved.

Finally, is it not robbery that you use biblical principles in that you claim to be the head or authority in the union yet you are not ready to submit to church standards. Marriage was created by God and only His principles and rules will stand. You can't create your own thing and call it marriage. It will have problems later and your kids will be free thinkers.


Pls humble yourself and follow her to her pastor. You need to find a real pastor too else don't marry.

Nigeria has the strongest power.... Our juju is stronger than any missile

Jaykay33:
*THE CHEAPEST WAY OF HAVING SEX*
**Do u know that marriage is the cheapest way of having sex?*
*According to research. U pay highest amount #150,000 bride price once off and assuming you stay with the woman for 40 years which is #3,750 per year. Meaning per month you are paying #125 a day and #17.3 per week*
*So why would men pay Prostitutes for even #1,000 or more only for one round of sex,* **When you can get it at #125 per month for as many rounds as you want* .
*This is a big discount.**
*SO GET MARRIED*

So this is the worst and most domb thread I have ever seen on nairaland.

So is marriage now all about sex?
Men who pay for prostitutes actually pay for women who look better than their wives, sleeping with the same woman for forty years is not really fun, it's boring and it turns from pleasure to hard labor after few months or years or mostly after childbirth.

This thread makes it seem as though it is sex that keeps marriage, meanwhile many who have sex will never marry each other. This is bad.

Also, men pay for the challenge and the adventure. There are even prostitutes that will collect #500 for sex.

So please don't ever use sex as a way to make marriage look appealing. Married women are hardly ever as kinky or adventurous in bed as single illicit sexual partners.

Every relationship has its own language of communication.

So that is their business and not yours.

Everyone should learn to communicate as they understand each other

cococandy:
This your post is weird sha

And yes children can have boyfriends and girlfriends of their age in the same class with them. Nothing romantic or even in the least bit sexual about it.

Pls go and sit or sleep.

You talk as if you are not aware of the decadence in Nigeria. Anything called boyfriend or girlfriend in this part of the world is sexual.... Movies and music made it so. So stop trying to define what is already stale.

Let's not deceive ourselves

Anon9876:
Hey everyone. I’m a successful business woman in Nigeria and I make nothing less than 10M a year from my businesses. I’ve been thinking of relocating abroad, part of my 2020 goals but recently, been having second thoughts.

I have millions of naira in a fixed account and my businesses are doing really well I have no reason to relocate for ‘greener pastures’ as my grass is already green and been really thinking of sitting my a*s back in Nigeria and looking after my businesses myself.
However, I don’t like the system in this country at all. Nothing works. Low quality of life and there’s a ridiculously low life expectancy as well. If I code this minute and I need urgent health care, I kid you not I might die and we all know why - Bad roads, corruption, bad government.

Still, I’m confused. Should I stay back and concentrate on my businesses and take vacations abroad or should I relocate for a better quality of life? One thing I don’t want is my kids given birth to and raised in Nigeria.

If I decide to relocate, my money won’t really go far in the country I choose to relocate to due to naira/dollar unfavorable rates, tax, and bills upon bills. I won’t be as rich as I am now in this country but I will be comfortable.

My parents see living abroad as a big deal but I don’t know if they will see being rich here as the ultimate( they don’t know about my wealth yet)

I would really need your inputs, the visa won’t be an issue, I have enough to keep trying again till I get it. Should I stay in Nigeria, live in a nice estate that provides comfort and luxury(in a not so good enough country where an illness like malaria can kill me due to the bad health care system) or should I relocate for a better quality of life?

If I choose to relocate, I’m thinking my businesses won’t be the same, no one will handle it like the owner or am I wrong? Dangote and other rich people don’t live in Nigeria and they still make their money right?
Hufff! So confused.

10M is small. You can not survive over here with such money so please stay in Nigeria but come over for vacations but to relocate? That is very very unwise. I wish you were my friend or sister I would strongly advice against it. Pls mind your business here in Nigeria... Grow it and make over 50M yearly then invest in assets that do not need your presence then you can relocate.

Hope this is clear?

The cons far outweigh the pros.

You won't have peace and you won't really be successful. Because shortcuts ruins the sweetest part of true success... THE STORY.
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Import goods and sell
Buy clothes from onitsha and sell


https://www.nairaland.com/5618829/90-overlooked-profitable-businesses-engage

Amanee:
Why go graphic tho

Sorry sis, I was abused in primary school too. Sorry I show no mercy in my descriptions

GodwinBlessed:
Please I need a very serious advice. I am about resigning from my work place. Here is why.
For years now I have been jobless and at home. Last year I relocated to Lagos in search for job. Few months later, I got a teaching job with one of the biggest private schools in the city and the pay is good.
I was assigned to teach primary four. I have been doing my job very fine. But here is my problem.
There is a young girl in my class who is ten years and looks really matured. She is ayebo type. She is very beautiful and I always lust over her.
Whenever she licks her lollipop during break time, I fantasize her sucking my dick. I am always tempted to have sex with this girl but I will consider the consequences and hold myself.
I used to talk dirty with her and she told me she has a boyfriend but she has not had sex before.
Last term her mom called me to keep home lesson for the child but since I know what it might lead to I gave her an excuse and rejected the offer.
I am very close to this girl to the point that other children in the class say I like her more than them.
Since the resumption of this term, I have not gone to school. My employer has been calling me. I lied to him that I am ill and will resume next week.
I am thinking of resigning if that will keep me away from the girl.
please I need advice.

mods help me push it to front page thank you.
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Mynd44

10years old already has a boyfriend? This world has gone to shitzzzz wow.

It is OK. But you need to get out fast. That Hot little brat will make u wish you big fat prick can fill her up till she screams. But all that mindset is mad and very satanic.

Pls leave the school. Cut off from her else you will fvck the young child and her mother and get arrested. Then the girl child will be scarred for life. Please do not let your erection deceive you.

It's not front page worthy.
Go to business section, also investment section


Your question has been answered over 500 times. Go and search and find what best suits you.
It's a new year, being Eager to be on Frontpage is no longer a goal or an achievement.

If you want to do something with your money, then research... There is no point creating the same topic that others have created over and over again we are fvckin tired of it.

They are both not well

Rosskii:
Iranian forces drove ISIS and al Qaeda out of Syria, Turkey, Lebanon, and Iraq.

The Iranian govt is a sworn enemy of ISIS and AL Qaeda.

Boko Haram is a direct offshoot of ISIS.

ISIS and Al Qaeda are funded largely by Saudi Arabia and US-allied Sunni gulf states like Bahrain and UAE.

LOGICALLY, if Nigeria wants to get rid of the Sunni terrorist group, Boko Haram, they need SHIA muslims to do it. And IRAN is the top shia nation, with the integrity to defeat them and send them running.

Asking the US, UK, France etc to help us fight Boko Haram is like asking the person that robbed your house to become your personal accountant.

You are thinking one sided what if Iran asks Nigeria to join them in the war against USA..... Shey u will epp us fight ni?

Abeg before putting us in trouble.. Calm down

1Sharon:
No. A true muslim stays in the faith.

You were a baby muslim.

LOL so after discovering its all a lie. And questioning other true adult Muslims and they have no answers, a true muslim will remain abi. That's a death sentence.

The God of our lord Jesus Christ is Love.

IN Islam there was no love just laws and dreadful fearful idea of Allah's wrath.

Abeg I can debunk every single thing in Islam. And I have proof that Jesus is truly the son of God.

1Sharon:
You were not a real muslim. A true muslim will never abandon Islam.

LOL a true Muslim does not ask questions abi. Pls get a life.

Mental slavery is when a person can not ask questions

1Sharon:
If a Christian said Allah brought them back to life, would you accept?

I was a Muslim, but not a blockhead I did my research and found out nothing for Muslims on the other side.

Muslims will soon be here to speak against this and certainly this forum will never make this front page news.

See what you are wasting your 2020 thoughts on.

Pls go and be better productive. It's not by force to open thread

Too good to be True....

No web site
No Instagram
No Facebook
No physical address

This is another MMM

Odopatience22:
Please I need help in solving this quantitative reasoning for primary 6. Abeg help your sister in need ooo

It's square root ma. The lowest number is multiplied by the square root of the number above and the answer is the number on the triangle

E.g first diagram is 4*root of 9 = 12, where root of 9 is 3

Hope it is clear

lessonsoflife:
I am quitting active banging of women.

I was banging few minutes ago and then I discovered I may be having heart problems.

A doctor had told me my brain wasn't properly formed and now this?..

All my bones are so weak that a kid can push me and I will displace my position.

God save me.

You no go quit. Na fear dey worry you.

Once you get healthy, you will resume sex with full force.

You only call God to save you from death like an idiomatic expression but will never call on him to be truly saved from sin and hell.


Oga calm down and take herbs. Be true to yourself. If you are a sinner like the rest of us.... Sin well. Your health is important. Go for check up and use condoms.

Pastors should stop talking like this nah.

Did they train the instrumentalists with their money....

People should stop taking advantage of people with skills in the name of religion.

Robbery is a concept where you expect to get for free what you should pay for.... But many call it grace.

MaxVee:
Okay, I'd be quick and brief as well.

So about 6 months ago, I met my girl on facebook, And after months wooing her to date me, she finally agreed and we started dating..Like everything was perfect and indeed I fell deeply in love with her even before I met her.

So along the line in our relationship she told she had a best friend who is a guy and they have know each other for like 4years..and that they talk very well(calls and chat) and that they tell each other they love themselves, but if I wasn't cool with it,I could break up she would understand.

As a guy I knew I had fallen for her and I embraced her telling me about the guy after a strong assurance from her that they were not into any sort of relationship with each other.

So my girl called me like let's say a month after we started dating that there was this her friend who she hadn't met and that wanted and she was going to see him, and I was like fine, she should just be fine.

P.S:- I hadn't met with my girl even till the point she went to meet the guy...I was in the west and she was in one of the states in the East..more like a long distance relationship.

Fast forward to days after they met I became uncomfortable with the relationship between my girl and the said new guy she met..I talked to her severally about it and she was at some point swearing not having anything to do with the new guy she just met.

Fast forward to the festive season I came back and I met my girl for the first time..indeed she was everything I imagined and we flowed amazingly well.

Long story cut short in the midst of one of our long conversations I discovered she have at some point had sex severally with her said best friend...so I was like since it was before we met I forgave her and we moved on..

yesterday I asked her if she has anything with the new guy and she swore again not having anything with him that the guy has been asking her out and she refused dating him.

She said plenty of things that convinced me into believing that nothing was going between them.

P.S:- before yesterday I told her to tell the new guy she has a boyfriend and she promised to..(from the actions of my girl I could tell she loves me.) She later told me that day that she told him and she had blocked him and stuff..and trust me I did believe her.

So this morning while she was sleeping I reaching out to her phone and went straight to her WhatsApp.. opened the chat with the guy and what I saw broke me..

She was reconciling with him over the break up she instigated of which was caused by something totally different not even because she told him she had a guy..what killed my spirit was a message she wrote to the guy saying "she left me for him even though I was far much a better option"..I confronted her and she has been pleading saying she loves me but she likes him and that they haven't had anything except kissing and caressing..that she loves me so much..that she started liking him when she started talking to him more frequently and I was far away. She hadn't know me..so she got fond of him and she likes him.

I love this babe so much, I told her I forgive her..but please I need your opinions..am I blinded by love or am being foolish..

How would you handle the situation. If it was you..
La La.. please help move this to front page
Am breaking every hour.

You really don't need to ask us.

You can continue your life with her since you have not tasted her sexual side yet and your hurt may be that she has given every other guy asides you.

Ladies will never love nice guys, they want adventure and bad boys. You are too nice and understanding. If you broke up with her first, she may just become a slave to you.

You seem to lower your standards easily. Walk away if you know you deserve better, but manage it if you know u just want sex and not a true commitment. With her sexcapades she can never be faithful to you even if you put a ring on it.

Charleys:
Why do yorubas like using this sentence. Do you know what it means to say this?

Only people who are bastards will allow someone say this an Escape saying this to him or her.

I once destroyed (let me use that word) a stranger once for saying this statement at a bus station, and bystanders said it was just a normal saying. What is so normal to tell someone If them born am well

I'm trying to stop my girlfriend who's a Yoruba girl from making this statement. She has never said to me and I've told her the day she does it I'm going to do something to her and I mean it. I've made her understand that she'll be drawing a very big line when she says that to me.

Yesterday she came over, I asked her how was the cold?
She said it was too much, I told her I bathed cold water and what about her.... She said "who born me? (Referring to herself).

Man what is wrong, I have heard preachers... So called men of God saying things about Enemies saying "they no born am well"

I don't believe that is a true man of God.

I'm not from the West but I believe people need to control what they say, how they say it, and when. They curse people a lot on that side, how does someone survive by bringing out curses everyday from their belly?

Why would anyone accept that sentence from anyone except they didn't give birth to the person properly? Or are people from there suffering from a low self esteem. You should know the people you se this statement on, because if they aren't from your place i.e yorubaLand. They might react and put you in real danger.

Have you used this word before? Why do you use the word?

You are sensitive o

So between that sentence and someone calling you a liar which one should hurt more.

Pls do not make a moutain out of an anthill.

It's a not even an English language expression. It's an interpretation of a yoruba sentence that is used to dare people. So relax. Every dialect in the world has its ugly expressions.... But everyone in the world commonly adopts the English expressions of hate and disgust like the F word.

If because of such word you want to break up with your gf then go ahead.... There are better girls out there who speak with far more decency. Your innocent girlfriend was just being free with you and in your presence so don't make a big deal out of it.


Rather, if she respects you enough, you can teach her a higher way to express herself but if she doesn't then you are fvcked.