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If a non nigerian made this type of post people would go crazy!!!

Theres only a small minority of Nigerians spoiling our name lets not blow it up to something thats its not.  Nigerians have enough bad press already. 

Have you guys seen the website 419eater its a disgrace and makes us look bad.  Don't make things worst by spreading nonesense.

JustGood:
as you don talk say make the guy no come uk because him no want prostitute, na im come mean say all of una for uk na prostitute?
na wa o
me sef no want come the place to meet una if una all be prostitute

You clearly cannot read can you?Try to understand my post! I just said even if you live in the UK you cant DENY where you come from. And why should I?


Prat

[quote author=Honey_pot link=topic=36158.msg829922#msg829922 date=1169306154] Dearie Rubbermaid ,

Your advertisement on Nairaland for the post of a BF fits my skills and qualifications perfectly, and I am writing to express interest in and enthusiasm for the position. I’m a single ready to mingle and to tangle in a tango.

I am 6ft 2'' tall, well-built with six packs. I've got good dentition and handsome looks that make London babes go crazy, though I'm humble and faithful. I have 2 masters degrees and very privileged to have been raised in a loving christian home. Such a close-knit and warm home has equipped me with the requisite skills needed to perform effectively in this new role.

I acquired good r/ship experience through few long-term relationships both in Nigeria and abroad. I possess the skills to heal your heart from past hurts and unlock the wells of intense ecstasy hidden in your pleasure spots. I can be unpredictable and like trying out new things; in the kitchen, shower, car, train toilet, dark alley and garage. Though I’m hyper-active, it doesn’t matter your libidinous level because I will rub you the right way and have you hurriedly stripping to what mother nature gave you, hungrily crying out for more.

Sweetheart Rubbermaid , if indeed you are looking for a real man who appreciates the simple things of life, hardworking and knows how to make a lady laugh and treat her like a queen, then stop looking!!!

You are set to embark on a thrilling encounter and who knows, maybe much more. Do you know what, sweetie? You are a mouse click away from an experience of a life time, just give Honey_pot a shout if you have any queries, a pot of inexhaustible supply indeed, and you will never regret you did.

Yours In Love ,
Honey_pot[/quote]Jesus Christ of Nazareth!!!

You guys and your slick moves. It would be nice if what you say is true.

Whos sucking up to you And it was not a threat your the one mouthing off that theres nothing in the UK and I'm asking you:

1) what has that got to do with this topic?

2) what made you think anyone in the UK believes they are superior.  At the end of the day we are still black can't hide the skin colour,

Damn Im out too its late here, Dont worry fans I will reply to you tomorrow.

Yes your hot Dime.  Hot piece of shit I don't come close to you, *yawn*

Really you guys have such wack comeback lines, try again, 

Jerry my head lips are not as good as yours I don't have the stretch marks you have around your mouth from sucking d**ks sorry, 

Saddam:
she just picked on me when I didnt talk to her

Oh dear poor baby. Did I make you cry? Im sorry. Grow some balls you cant chat nonesense about beating up women and not get cyber slapped. Dry your eyes wimp

Saddam:
LadyT you need to be awarded the most ugly girl in the House, with your big lips like goat yarsh

Another fan of mine!!!  
Saddam have you beaten any women lately  

Uche2nna:
@ blue and Lady T Seriously what have U two got against Dime

Nothing I merely suggested she got a bit more self respect.  If you go back and read the posts you will understand.  She got very upset with my suggestion though cant think why,    I just think seeking admiration from a mental health patient such as Jerry is desperate.

Blue you want to kill me I just choked laughing at your post! LOL
You guys crack me up!  

jerrymania:
@ bytch T

No one comes close to her! Dime!
Keep on hating keep on keeping on

How can anyone get close to her with all those turkey rolls on her neck?
You madman

Uche2nna:
I just need one more chapter and my dictionary of cusses vol 1 will be completed. Keep it up guys

Your are not serious LOL

LOL@ JerryManiac preferring turkey neck Dime to Blue LOL

Were with capitla 'W'!!!

ThiefOfHearts:
Now you are just embarrassing yourself jerry.

No one is trying to get between you and your wack game with Dime. Calm the hell down.

Let him give himself heart attack!

Wait none of you have mentioned Talib Kweli!!!!!!!!! Even JAY Z (rubber lipped fool) respects him!

Genial:
LadyT, what did you do to the photographer that took your picture? I can't help feeling sorry for him, what with the expression on your face.

LOL!!!!

Which mental asylum did you escape from?
You better not give yourself hypertension.

jerrymania:
Dont u know you're the f***ing HO! Bytch T?

LOL@yeye farmer Bwahahahahaha,

debosky:
OBJ is just a bush man, he must've felt cool posing there with his abacha sunshades!!

yeye farmer, you can take the man out of the bush, but you can't take the bush out of the man!

and the chick?? very muscular with square shoulders, na true pikin of her papa

*yawn*

Hes so angry Its hilarious, Yet he was too fast in dissing others now the loser can't take the heat.

I await the next set of lame pathetic insults from wimpman and his side kick LovePeddler.

chillbabe:
@ ladyT
A woman can never drive her man into an other womans arm that means that there not talking a man diciest that on he"s own.That's my opinion.

@ Topic
I would never accept that during my relationship or marrieds,Been there at it hurts like hell.

Men are often like dogs you treat them badly they look for a new owner!

WOW I cant stop laughing!!!

jerrymania:
Ehm at lady t and all other trashcans!

when i put my picture up for close to two months, nobody said anything. Now u girls are moping for it. Sorry i aint looking for any attention.I'm just having fun. So if u sluts got anything to say better find the toilet!

You are a joke you can dish the insults but you cant take them, Grow some balls loser. LOL lowlife

Dime:
@ Lady T
Byatch plzzz, get my name out of ya cock-forsaken mouth, desperation does not become of me aiight. your cunt-licking self is just jealous, confused and depressed. Y's U all up in my biznix with Jerry?, listen, this is the net, iono Y U let cyber convo bring out d worst in U, but plzzz, don't get me started on U, I aint got no beef with U, so I'm going to just le'U to keep wallowing in your own cunfusion. keep talking, U may just surprise me and say something smart, i'm outtie

_{*apologies in advance*}

As for Mrs Desperate who calls herself Dime. You are a sad case my dear you should be ashamed of yourself at the end of the day you begged to be put on the score board begged like the cheap LovePeddler you probably are in real life. Thats cheap hussy! Get some self-respect.

By the way I hope neither of you broke your keyboards while typing your angry replies. I suggest you both stop talking out of your arseholes and give your faces a chance LOL

Much love Lady T

P.s when you call me Bitch call me Thunder bitch

Where do you get your silly statistics from 95% How dare you!

osegwu:
I am not prejudiced over prostitutes at least it is a profession albeit a debased one. All i am saying is that I will not marry one and I am not going to condemn any man who does because he can stand it and believe me honestly, I can't. I have never been against them after all, without Men there won't be prostitutes and I guess that makes us all prostitutes because we are the one who patronize them but I still say I can't marry any.

@Afrikangal,

I hope I am truly making sense. I hope i truly do.
So try to understand my point of view

Still me

By the way, what is in the uk? Can't really live there.

and believe me with views like that your not welcome in the UK

Oh I was worried when I saw you age as 20 and then some of theguys ages I couldnt figure out when you dated them!

I wonder if there ever was a nairaland gathering how many ambulances would be called when people get hold of their online foes!!! LOL  

Eurphoria:
i see Lady T checking my profile , why?

Im checking everyones Im nosey!

Funny we have never met. I must say her posts had me laughing out loud!

Great minds think alike!

Wonders will never cease,
Opinion on what?

[quote author=Honey_pot link=topic=35032.msg826518#msg826518 date=1169163859]'In a world of his/her own' is often used in a multi-faceted manner, in this case it means she is exceptional/incomparable. Also, if something is a standard, then it shouldn't be numbered among the lot. So applauding JerryBoy for doing a good job by not adding her to the list follows this same line of reasoning.

And c'mon LadyT, take it easy, we are not fighting, u've been quite forceful with your words and i don't want to be rude 'cause u are a lady. I just saw your pics, u are very pretty i must say but u've got a serious look, a little smile will do a lot of good, maybe it will help in seeing things (e.g my post) in the right sense. Just a friendly observation.[/quote]I don't have any sisters so I'm not very girly!  I know I have a Sharp tongue don't worry I don't hate anyone (yet ).  If shes incomparable she cant be an SI unit then! An SI unit  The International System of Units (abbreviated SI from the French phrase, Système International d'Unités) is the most widely used system of units. It is the most common system for everyday commerce in the world, and is almost universally used in the realm of science.

Therefore my love using the term Si contradicts what is being said!

LOL edit your post! See you make confusing ones

Donzman:
Yeah you're right but some of the "hard to get" girls aren't much anyways, not it's on to figuring out if the juice is worth the squeeze.

About the intellectual approach, I've seen guys approach a guy politely and get turned down, then some knucklehead comes up and says the most obscene thing on the planet and girl responds with a beaming smile.

Nothing wrong with a guy having a good firm arse!

Donzman:
You're partly right, we aren't exactly "scared" of girls who like form hard to get, more like leaving the hardwork for the hardworkers.

But you get yourself a better female if you work that bit harder.  No matter how stubborn or hardheaded the girl she will love the fact that you approached her on more of an intellectual level, then plain bushman type level that Nigerian guys are so fond of!

Yes physical attraction it what in most cases attracts people to each other.  But there must be more!