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Luedave:
Hm any lady that don't like it simply dnt have the required space 2 acomodate it, i.e she got small P*

Well put

Out of courtesy, i'll stay a little longer. We'll continue talking as I find (in my head) an excuse to leave. I might leave or stay through the date, but after that day our business is over for good.

DaZion:
On which topic?

I volunteered to help serious individuals with questions in English, not jokers
Do I sound idle to you?
Is this the English question you want me to answer?

You quoted me whether you can ask a question in English, I said yes. Instead of asking a relevant question you are still quoting me about the topic! How many topics do you want me to list? If you don't have a relevant question, skip my offer.

all4naija:

Yes na They don marry & will live together

dajoaneke:
Thank you LadieX. I'll follow you immediately, you be the koko!

Welcome dear

You're welcome.
Maybe you should compromise on humuor &/sponteinity.
Do not compromose on tidiness, spirituality & values. Good luck.

dajoaneke:
Thanks for the advice... the best I've got so far.

Compactibility to me should be in the areas of tidiness, humor, sponteneity, spirituality & values... Most importantly: Values.

Imagine babe I tell say meet my mama, na so she package bosom like say na movie audition she de go. Change cloth she say If my mama no like her like this, she wont play someone she's not. (she got a point though) - But she wont subject to my authority in future. ( Project Terminated ASAP

wristwatch:
You are welcome.. Be a good girl. Dont fight oo else I will BAN u. I am now a MOD

You'll scare d babe

dajoaneke:
I am good looking, fine chiseled physique, with a good sense of humor, caring & God-fearing. Yet all my friends use and dump girls but I find it hard to find someone compactable. NL pls help *wink*

Maybe you've set the bar too high... Why ain't you compatible? Lower your expectations.

When you get angry, try not to talk. You know once you say something nasty, you can't undo it. No matter how much you apologize, your partner will not forget.

Try leaving the room/area for fresh air.

Try to avoid situations that make you angry.

It's not easy but with determination you'll see some change. The fact that u've acknowledged u have that problem is a big step.

Sijo01:
I tell you my sister.

Imagine how his mum is feeling especially if she's younger than the granny

Eluwilussit:
No mind am. Old grannies no dey him village?

Him wan go obodo oyinbo.
Then he'll brag online about his "pretty caucasian wife"

frankkad:
Hammer watin? The guy don hammer fire!!! He just started digging his grave while his parents are alive lol!!!

Imagine them walking together...Someone will be like, "I can see you're showing your mother-in-law around."

jellypet:
could dis be luv?

Luv for where? Probably that granny is older than his mum. See wetin poverty cause

Iluv:
love in tokyo

The guy don hammer

Happy married life

diddydiva:
None !!!

cos am not a chick

Me too

ericpaul158705:
Guys, how will u feel if your gf (wom u want to marry) tells you that she will make her money! and wont depend on ANY DAMN MAN!? Abeg, wat will u do? for d ladies, can u tell ur guys such? if yes, y?
Intelligent comments please.

I will tell him "I will make my money", but I will not tell him "I will not depend on any DAMN man" because it's kinda rude and arrogant.

Her intention was good, but the way she presented it was...

MissMalia:
Sincerely speakin,I tld my boo diz 2 wikz again.I neva tot it wz wrong.I only noticed his countenance changed afterwhich I tried to cheer him up.I neva meant any harm coz its normal 2 say dt.

Are you the OP's girlfriend?

none

holatin:
he allowed you access into a mail that could expose his philandering attitude.


someone should wake me up

Oya, wake up

He allowed her access so that she could break up with him. Remember they have done "introduction" so maybe the guy doesn't want to tell her it's over.

Op, pele!

DaZion:
Can I ask u a question in English?

Yes.

Make I read first

Faibuhari:
thanks, I didn't know that guy is getting on my nerves here

You can modify your post and delete the quote.

You are welcome to ask me questions about English.

Shoking

She got a taste of her own medicine.

immortalvoices:
*smiling knowingly and say* she is the best

Lol...thanx

immortalvoices:
hey abeg nor vex....hope u don 4give me sweery

I don forgive u already sweery

immortalvoices:
[color=]this lady indeed has a masters in school of heartbreaking[/color]

Why u dey spoil market for me?
Am only helping the op (giving him the easy way out). Would you like him to be black mailed by *fainting* ?
Anyway I no sabi breakheart,

simdam500:
Op u haven't spent upto a year on nl... so how did u come up with false list :-

I registered not long ago but i've been a guest for quite a long time.

khayc:
No my dear,no other moniker....all i just said is not as a result of stalking you ,its a gift..i seem to know how humans tick,even if i met you 10 mins ago, i know your clockwork

Wow! That's a nice gift.

MrCork:
...so u don't have nyansh abi?.... Ok...Go and stood down behind the tv and hands up. (for time wasting) ..goat!!!

U dey chat with mummy water I go visit u tonight.

MrCork:
...u don't hav nyansh?... So why the heck u makin me waste am presious London time?

Na mouth talk not nyansh