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tosyne2much:
funny you

well, i still dont know where i belong

Someone please tell tosyne2much where he belongs.
Oga be patient, someone go answer you soon

jaybee3:
See your mouth....
You don decode me finish

jaybee3:
Can you be my prey then

E be like telling an animal, "Oya come, make I catch you"

diddydiva:
soooooo true

waiting patiently for any sexist to come utter rubbish

Nice one op

Thanks

jaybee3:
Abeg the list no complete

coochie hunters

No comment

Na the same as hunter

chimerase2:
Amu nt among in de list

Oya tell me so that I add it to the list

ghost1718:
bear it in mind i dont hunt for male lion.......... na female ones

Make I check your profile to know whether you qualify for hunting...Make I look at the people you follow If majority na ladies, you be real hunter

Mods/ Ishilove move it to the right section... I don't know where it fits

Faibuhari:
I'm proudly No 4, I defend ladıes and ı dare anyone to call me woman wrapper and see the wrath of Sango and Amadıoha doıng collabo on hıs head.

Amen

ghost1718:
sister.......... Make i no lie that number 8 get me like die but who cares, na woman i go marry abi man??

Yes o! You must hunt yourself, no one will do it for you. If the forest is NL so be it.

mirexxx:
hehe
nice1

Thanks

ghost1718:
sister, that number 8 get me ..........HUNTER sango will hear this

You be hunter! Oya take your bow and arrow and enter forest now Hunters be many and animals be few, rush so you get the fat one

ghost1718:
A.p.c broom i go use wipe u for head now

Bros you be victim of this list? Tell us your category

tosyne2much:
So which of the categories do I belong ?

I have cooked for you and put it in your mouth. Do you want me to chew and swallow for you?

brito:
That's it sis and the mummy's pets and grown babies

Lol the list long sha

brito:
You forget the rapist

Oh Yes! Make I add am

RicKyRichards:
Here we go again. 20? Phew!

Yes o! I was planning to write 10, but they kept trickiling until 20

Gooci:
we the land buyers nkor?

I forgot you
Make I modify the post

Oga Seun, come and tell us the category you belong to

tosyne2much:
Tell me 20 Characteristics of Nairaland guys and I will tell you 1. 000 characteristics of Nairaland ladies

I expected such, I know guys are not going to take this lying down. I know some will bash me, but I have expressed my opinion and that is what matters to me

vjsmiles:
ladyx ma'am how is this post in anyway romantic

Oga where is your own thread?

Young03:
Just want to be d ist to comment...notin else

You fall under category number 18

I have come up with this list based on guys' comments on NL. *Grab your Origin, spread your mat, or climb on a mango tree* and enjoy the list

1. Intelligent
They give brilliant ideas and always defend their opinions with facts.

2. Tribalists
You will see them saying negative things about other tribes. Or if an incident is reported, they will associate it with a particular tribe.

3. Mysogynists
You will see them bashing women unnecessarily. It's like they are allergic to the word 'woman'.

4. Defenders
These are the kind of men that defend women from the above category. They believe women are beautiful creatures that are supposed to be respected and appreciated. You will see the above category calling them 'women wrappers'.

5. Love doctors
They know so much about women. They give advice on women matters and how not to be *magad*.

6. Macho men
They believe they are the real men and no lady can *maga* them.

7. Attention seekers
They talk about anything that will get them noticed. It could be about thier s*xcapades, or their John Thomas.

8. Hunters
They scavenge for (pretty) ladies. Some of them (not all) follow female Nairalanders only.

9. Desperados
You will see them creating a thread about looking for a wife or a serious lady to date. Most of them are tired or not getting ladies to date so they come to NL to try their luck.

10. Heartbroken
These ones are hurting inside. They loved a girl who left them for another guy, probably because he's rich. Some of them are very bitter towards women.

11. *Revengers* no such word exists, this is my own creation
They have been hurt by a girl/woman. They vow to revenge it on other women. Some might decide to be players/womanisers, or to treat women badly.

12. Naive
You will see them saying or asking naive questions especially about ladies, e.g, I didn't know my girlfriend does this.

13. Gigolos
You will see them looking for a sugar mummy. They put their number on their posts.

14. *Impressors*
They will like or share a post even though they don't agree with it. They do it mostly to impress a lady.

15. Don't care
They give their opinion and do not care about what you think. It might be true/false.

16. Observers
These are quiet guys that do not comment. They just read and go away. Some of them read to gather knowledge, or get other people's opinions in a particular topic.

17. Brothers
These are people who believe in God and are mostly saved (received Christ). They will quote bible verses to support their argument. Most of them do not insult others, even when insulted.

18. First to comment
You will see something like, " FTC, Thank you papa God o!" and/ or "Thanking MTN.." or *Dancing shoki*

19. End time tinz
They have mastered "End time tins" that when they see anything bizarre, their exclamation is "End time tinz". They apply this expression even to things that can be explained using scientific facts. NOTE: Not every one who uses 'end time tinz' falls in this category.

20. Pretenders
They pretend not to care about another person's opinion, but go ahead to counter the same opinion/give their view. Some of them will be like, "Wrong thread..." while they have read all the comments given by other NL users.

Do you agree with this list?
Copy right LadyX.

P.S Number 4, don't let me be devoured by number 3

*Modified*

I forgot landbookers

21. Space/ Land bookers
You will see a dot, typing, or a short comment

22. Rapist
You'll hear something like, "She was saying no, but I knew she wanted it so I did it, or rape her then apologise, or how can a fully grown up woman be raped?"

NOTE: You might belong to more than one category.

DieeDiee:
Ironically the first in line is other women.

Sometimes we are our own enemies

Kachisbarbie:
hahahahahaha!
Did you see me in your dream?
You're right though, it takes me lesser time to create the threads y'all are clamouring for.

I will try, just because of you.

The topic "10 misconceptions guys have about nairaland ladies" is good. I actually have a 10 points in mind.

Blackett:
LadyX, what did I just tell you about fake people? Look at this guy claiming to be a woman, but he momentarily forgot he was supposed to be woman, and made this comment. . .

Click profile www.nairaland.com/wemmieslim

This place is a circus.

Chai! I no fit laugh
No wonder some comments don't reflect the gender of the poster.
He even has a female photo on his DP. How many pm's has he received given how pretty the girl on his DP is?

Blackett:
That'll be a good one, cos singles will come. Single ladies and guys. Most of them will get hooked up and married afterwards, and we receive the credit!

Yes o!
Pastor Blackett and Prophetess LadyX.
Thanks for the explanantion above. Have a good day.

ireneony:
I tire o
Safarigirl and firstEva are even more feminist...
Just saying though#

They speak up for women than any other persons on this platform, may Seun have not notice them

Where is Safarigirl? I used to read her posts as a guest, but since i joined i haven't seen her.

tosyne2much:
hahaha : D

Seriously do I ?

Forget that question. Now I be tigress, I dey ready to defend ladies o!

Blackett:
Yeah, do not be shy. Worse case scenario, write about the evil men you've come across.

And on the pastor stuff, Lol. Get a space in nairobi and let's make this money.

I remember one pastor (on TV) who came to pray for people to get married Maybe we can start with that.

Blackett:
Why, you meant?

Yes, I have corrected it.

Blackett:
Exactly.

Most of the things here are not true. There are many articles meant to deceive, meant to drive traffic. Many fake people, guys pretending to be girls and vice versa. Many fake stories. The forum thrives on controversy. People who are vocal online are meeker than sheep in the real world, and the ones that act like sheep, are worse than wolves.

The only thing you do is know yourself and your values. When you're firmly established in what you believe, no piece of shitty article will sway you. No errant behavior will put you off either. Defend what you know is true when you can, cos it'll make others like you more vocal.

Wow! This has just changed my view on such threads. Bros, thanks. I withdraw my initial statement about shying away from women bashing threads.
Oga, you can make a good pastor or evangelist