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Politics / Re: Senate Approves $500m Loan For Metering Nigerians by lafakale(m): 9:20pm On May 15
What this means is that there's nothing that we can do as a nation except we borrow to do it.

Meter to measure the amount of energy a household consume so they won't cheat Discos, we borrow to buy. How on earth are we going to generate the light?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Else Got This Message From Federal Government Grant And Loan? by lafakale(m): 7:27pm On May 15
What are requirements for loan physical verification?

Anyone who has underwent same?

I received an invite.
Politics / Re: We Are Now In Full Control Of Rivers - PDP Boasts by lafakale(m): 8:33pm On May 12
great points.the truth is all of them na the same.even the Fubara that is fighting God fatherism will stl install someone when he’s leaving office.obaseki fought oshiomole but is being in asue now.im happy with what’s happening to wike.its a lesson to other govs.But u see me,I can’t betray someone who took me to a height I wouldn’t have been able to reach on my own.thats me o and that’s why I left politics.its not a decent game.

This that you're saying you "can't betray" again and again like this, don't tell me you are capable of simping for anything.

If someone facilitate employment for you in Canada and on assumption of duty he demand compulsory remittance 70% of your earnings into his personal account for the duration the job last, will you accept without put up a fight?
Sports / Re: Pictures Of Mini Stadia Being Renovated In Lagos. by lafakale(m): 2:06pm On May 12

Attachee, Lagos is not Yoruba land, it is a former federal capital territory. Go and make money and stop claiming a land that your miserable self will never benefit from.

Does anyone else received BOINIGERIA message? I received this and I am wondering the genuiness of it. And particularly to avoid unnecessary payment of exorbitant transport fare.

Nairaland / General / Re: How To Create A New Topic by lafakale(m): 9:52am On May 12
Thank you.
Romance / Re: Best Decision You Made That Changed Your Life by lafakale(m): 10:49pm On Dec 17, 2023
I left her and, boom,

The mother earth began to reward me generously.


Crime / Re: Saudatu Aliyu: My Son-in-Law Contracted Fake Marriage With Buhari & Myself by lafakale(m): 10:47pm On Nov 04, 2023
Somone will soon ask for summary of the lengthy write up.

Anybody who ask for summary of this blockbuster is a chronic lazy fellow.
Politics / Re: Governor Akeredolu Receives Southwest Governors (PHOTOS) by lafakale(m): 9:29pm On Oct 24, 2023
Ibadan is the only state in Nigeria that has two sitting governors

Ibadan is never a state
Romance / Re: What Lesson Have You Learnt From Women? by lafakale(m): 4:42pm On Oct 22, 2023
Love yourself, women will love you.
Love women, you'll be emasculated for life.

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Autos / Re: A Popular Platform For Naija To Sell Cars Quickly And At No Cost Is Carmart.ng by lafakale(m): 6:06pm On Oct 09, 2023
I want to sell my Baby Boy, Carmart.


Sapa dey for bodi
Phones / Re: See The "iPhone 14 Pro Max" A Nigerian Man Bought ₦44,000 by lafakale(m): 1:44pm On Oct 02, 2023
No wonder rat ate the other side f the apple.😆🤣😆

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Done To Survive? by lafakale(m): 6:24pm On Jun 05, 2020
bro, you know wetin be "miles" so?

Oga, I trekked 4 miles to and fro school in a neighbouring village every day, five days a week and sometimes on saturdays when we have extramural classes for good six years. That is when I was in secondary school. On returning home after closing hour, I will still go to farm to help my parents and steal some time to cultivate my personal farm. So trekking 12miles in a go is not rocket science.
Crime / Re: Robbers Attack First Bank In Kogi. Kill Many Policemen, Customers (Graphic) by lafakale(m): 9:08pm On Jun 04, 2020
this is really bad at a time like this when the world is fighting coronavirus

There is no time that is good to commit crime. Barbaric acts are to be condemned in its entirety


Car Talk / Re: "The Car Is Worth 100m, The Cloth Is 15k A Yard", Young Northerner Brags by lafakale(m): 11:43pm On May 27, 2020
Over 100m lexus and 15k/yard up nepa. Ogogoro she e leshe o, ko kan mi o. Ohun to wun e lo f'owo e ra ko, ko kan mi o
Family / Re: Time To Divorce My Wife? by lafakale(m): 6:53pm On May 05, 2020
If not her sour relationship with her parents and siblings, I would have safely say she is perfect replica of my ex. But my ex have good rapport with her family. I used to tell her if I continue with her, I won't live long. Thank God I have moved on.

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Literature / Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by lafakale(m): 9:10pm On Feb 05, 2020
Sorry ma'am. Because of many people you are taking away from path of depression by putting smile on their faces and joy in their hearts through your literary work, GOD will give you more better device fresh memory and renewed energy to continue. Once more, sorry.


Literature / Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by lafakale(m): 7:24pm On Oct 13, 2019
Ok o. From now onward, whenever anybody tell me "I'm not normal", I'll brace up. milliademi has demonstrated the statement with a head-turning and mind-captivating story.

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Literature / Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by lafakale(m): 5:06pm On Oct 05, 2019
I would love it if Chris can let in his wife on his predicament. He should not forget role Tinu played when he have few days to live. Though on wheelchair, she can be of tremendous assistance by informing Dele to help out. Despite the security guards around him, spying and monitoring devices have been planted in the house. No one in that house is safe any more.

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Literature / Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by lafakale(m): 5:03pm On Oct 05, 2019
I would love it if Chris can let in his wife on his predicament. He should not forget role Tinu played when he have few days to live. Though on wheelchair, she can be of tremendous assistance by informing Dele to help out.

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Politics / Re: Stanley Nwabia TheRealMrStan Is Dead by lafakale(m): 11:47am On Sep 29, 2019
Rest in peace, MR STAN

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Crime / Re: White Handkerchief Tied On Victims Of Port-Harcourt Serial Killer (Photos) by lafakale(m): 6:34pm On Sep 17, 2019
Someone has read Soulohol's 'Devil Wears Okrika' and is inspired!
Crime / Re: Who Is The Serial Killer In Port Harcourt Hotels, Killing Many Ladies? (Graphic) by lafakale(m): 11:15pm On Sep 16, 2019
The chamellion character of Souloho's 'Devil wears Okrika' - Batholomew - has decided to appear in our midst bodily, physically and spiritually
Computers / Re: Is My Hard Disk Damaged Like That? Please Help! by lafakale(m): 3:07pm On Feb 22, 2018
Please I am in need of your advice on what to do to prevent lose of my data. Once again, thanks in advance
Computers / Is My Hard Disk Damaged Like That? Please Help! by lafakale(m): 1:38pm On Feb 22, 2018
My computer (dell optiplex g280) with xp sp2 has been working well all along with smadav 2017 running on it. I inserted a memory and discovered that my smadav no longer launch and not able to do USB auto scan, but the pc working perfectly. I removed the hard disk this morning to attach to and scan on other healthy PC, but it was not recorgnized by the PC. I resit the data and power cables but to no avail. I later returned it to its original PC, still it could not be detected: in BIOS it write not present and could not detect bootable device in normal booting with a "no bootable device not found" error. I have powered on same system this morning twice prior to removal of the said hard disk. Majority of my works are domiciled on the hard disk. So tech experts and engineers, I need your expert advice because I have been feeling unwell over this as it the only means to my livelihood. Thanks in advance
Literature / Re: Black Maria by lafakale(m): 11:52am On Oct 11, 2017
Where intelligence meet exposure. LARRY baba. Following your story sheepishly, more ink to your pen. You're going places.
Car Talk / Re: 7 Warning Signs You Need A Transmission Repair by lafakale(m): 9:26am On Sep 05, 2017
My transmission drops ATF little by little and it augmented gradually. There was a day I parked against a steep, when I return, I discovered a large amount of ATF has leaked through inner shaft cup. I hit my mech shop and was told that gearbox oil seal is worn and it is not replaceable but to buy new gearbox. I later parked the car when it continued to take 1ltr of ATF every week. Chief disHonourable Recession (GCFR) see to it that I returned to my legedis benz. The car (accord 1999) is in my garage now. Any advice profs in the house?

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Computers / Re: Power Surge On Usb Modem, Urgent Help Needed by lafakale(m): 2:44pm On Apr 10, 2017
Thank for response, sir
Computers / Power Surge On Usb Modem, Urgent Help Needed by lafakale(m): 9:33pm On Mar 21, 2017
Greetings to every one in the house. Please help me before i go crazy. I was using my MTN FASTLINK MF190 (ZTE) on my desktop pc and before I know, power surge on usb hub error keep flashing on my system tray. I removed the modem and discovered it was hot unusually. Since then, I an not able to use that modem again. I have tried it on other PCs including windows 10 laptop, still no result. It is not even powered on at all. Techies in the house, please shall I do?
Politics / Re: Call It What You Like, Budget-padding Will Continue – House Leader, Gbajabiamila by lafakale(m): 2:21pm On Feb 28, 2017
[b][/b]We are keenly watching in 3D using 4G binocular what those we entrust our commonwealth in their hands are turning into. "budget padding, i don't know what that mean" my foot
Phones / Re: ***tecno R7 Official Thread/guide*** by lafakale(m): 4:11pm On Feb 18, 2017
Please add me. 08052525696.
Crime / Re: Yvonne Osifo vs Apostle Psalm Okpe Saga: A Cry For Justice by lafakale(m): 10:13pm On Apr 26, 2016
My question is why did someone who left Benin for Sapele came back and did not go back to her house but went to an hotel to lodge? The hotel management should tell the police for how long they have checked in before her death
Politics / Re: James Ocholi Is Dead (Minister Of Labour, State) by lafakale(m): 7:14pm On Mar 06, 2016
Kogi politics with strange deaths. Mo gbedi nle in Egbado ajilete dialect

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