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i like robert greene on 48 laws of power but the girls in his theories had to be thick blondes cos girls these days are not that easy to manipulate and when you think u have them under your finger, guess what, that was their plan all along

May kelly:
[size=20pt]Oh! Fool! when will you HEAR the WORD of your CREATOR for that which you put your Trust is a deceiver![/size]

seriously; are you obsessed with Ogaga, jeeez, lay-off the menopause pills

drrionelli:
"Gingers"?   

I must confess, lagerwhenindoubt, that I don't know what this means.  May I ask you to explain it?

Ginger kids, the ones with overly white pigmentation and freckles all over their face, okay they are not albinos but close (no cigars)

http://www.jlowman.com/Gingerkids.htm

I met a pretty sexy albino last year. she was awesome in every word, but the white albinos (gingers) can really weird you out

While you cannot remove blame from Nigerians when they take to stupendous crimes, I would like to think the Rev. a human just like any human open to temptations as any human would. He simply fell to his temptations, but on the flip-side. the pervasiveness of crimes and criminals of Nigerian origin is simply a symptom of a much deeper disease currently killing Nigeria; Corruption. When we tackle the problem of corruption sufficiently, the youth can direct their boundless energies and intelligence to positive projects

Majority of Nigerians are hardly moved or motivated by positive words. It will always be a sore point in the fight to move this country forward. you can make bold steps in awakening the docile masses only to find yourself all alone in the forefront of the struggle as the masses watched (from home) as your head gets beat-in by Onovo's dung beetles.

As they say in Naija, God dey

The rapture has occurred as predicted. i went past my neighbors house and all his annoying chickens that wake me up 5AM every morning had disappeared. can you believe that!!

I need help, all my expensive suits are tearing at the seams.

I need extra-help besides skipping on appetizers.

Who knows a good supplier of this diet aid. SUPER GREEN TEA DIET as shown below

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Thanks

When we cannot drink pis.s, we eat shi.t. is lagerback or amodu all 150 million Nigerians have to offer

Great show, this is a chance to watch Fatkubu re-enact his memorable goal-scoringmissing prowess

nice tips, very nice,

I love it when a girl can match me goal for goal on PS3 and know Anime/Manga you have just killed it for me right there

My wife cheating on me!! heavens be praised! I will sack the driver and send her to her parents for 3 months within which time i will scatter lagos red with excessive choooking

she is all sexy age is not a matter. she is welcomed to play with my slinky anytime

errrrr. no need. the delusiuonists already own this thread. i am out

From Dirty Harry Starring Clint Eastwood (bet all ya youngsters never watched this one)
Harry Callahan: [/b]I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, [b]you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

From A Few Good Men Starring Jack Nicholson
Lt. Kendrick: Pfc. William Santiago is dead, and that is a tragedy. But he is dead because he had no code. He is dead because he had no honor, and God was watching.

From Rambo III Starring Sylvester Stallone
God must love crazy people; (Mousa asks) "Why?" and Rambo replies "He makes so many of them"

From Matrix Starring Keanu Reeves
[b]Agent Smith: [/b]Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.

I thought it should go in the Religion Section because a Pastor delivered it

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12large:
ay am talking about naija american chicks, not some cheap backside chicks in lagos or abuja

Man you get liver oooh. i would not touch Naija-girls in yankee with a 50ft pole. they have got fangs the size of a chupacabra and will suck your soul out ya ass. u r rite. stick with the leones

^^^^^ ignorance is folly, seek knowledge and with it understanding. look for it like you will die without it, at least that is what the Bible teaches so follow it to the letter

Seek Babalawo or Man-of-God, could be a spirit

^^^^ it is enough to cause one to sleep out of boredom i tell ya. but i have accepted it. religious zealots are experiencing a psychosomatic condition which manifests its symptoms as obsessively strong attachment to delusional religions assertions on man's existence and the purpose of a GOD. this condition will continue to degrade the victims persona until it is completely eroded and replaced with a zombie-like vessel imbued with virus-like capabilities to spread the same psychosomatic conditions to other susceptible humans. I am fully protected and will continue to fight this plague called Religion. the odds are overwhelming (the infection has ravaged a four-fifths of the known world already)

MyJoe:
You are right, it's largely unobjective. I can tell you what convinces me as to the existence of God, but it's all subjective. Does it not make complete sense to you that if there is God he would be in another dimension, which is[b] impossible to access in your present material state[/b]? I realise you don't believe in the existence of the non-material. So how do you deal with stories related by others as to their experiences? All in your head, I guess. I, too, think a lot of things are in people's head. But what about stories that have been objectively verified?

Let us assume (hypothetically speaking) that there is actually a GOD, a real-life Super-Cosmic entity of phenomenal ethereal proportions, He is Purposeful and Purposeless, he is Chaos and Order, Matter and Anti-matter, Right and Wrong, Beginning and End, Alpla and Omega. In his infinite wisdom created man in his own image (a point a lot of Christians/Muslims fail to appreciate), do you not think that his very cosmic essence and ethereal qualities exists in our human bodies to the point that we possess the exact power-cosmic that God is imbued with? How did the Bible prophets transverse great inter-dimensional distances regardless of their material states to seek audience with GOD.

The existence of Black-Holes in the Universe is a solid scientific fact but it is not founded on the existence or actual sighting of a Black-Hole itself, rather it is detected based on its obviously powerful effect on other celestial bodies close to its Event-Horizon or in its vicinity.

Please lecture me, how has the existence of this All-Everything GOD affected his surrounding creations to the point that you can say when he moves, the earth spins or when he sleeps, people die and when he smiles, babies are born,  there is no latent or potent effect of GOD's existence in this dimension or any dimension since he is conveniently mysterious by nature and unfathomable by character. However as strange as it seems. I can see SATAN's powerful and obviously non-transitory effect on this dimension and it is logically arguable to say SATAN exists because though we cannot see him, we see the effects of his existence. Since the glory-days of GOD in the mythical Paradise of Eden, he seems to have just vanished into cosmic nothingness at the presence of SATAN's glorious paradigm-shaking events from time-immemorial to this present day. so i ask you again, does GOD exists? in this dimension or the next

Akwasi:
A question for all of you guys who are blaspheming. Can anyone of you, anyone at all give me an INTELLIGENT reason(s) why the Bible didn't burn?

Remember this is a real story and there were thousands of witnesses.

You need a lesson on how Fire works.

1: Fire needs an accelerant (fuel, gas, oxygen, resins of a particular kind will act as an accelerant also)
2: What sort of Brief-case was the Bible placed on? Material elements may be plastic, rubber, leather or fibre - each with its own fire-accelerating or decelerating properties
3: If the Bible was placed on the Carpet on its side with some pages open, I swear it will burn like a muphuka.

You see certain conditions including the rate of the fire-spread, the surface on which the Bible was placed and per chance the fact that the suitcase will have metal parts across the side that will de-celerate the fire enough to cause it to quench before reaching your fire-proof Bible.

There is no miracle involved here so move along, there is nothing to see

^^^^^

You have been hangin out with the wrong Naija chics, or you must be living in a Sharia-state

Come to ABJ or Lasgidi and you will hook up with cool chics who will suckdick like a popsicle

God is very interested in both the Souls that Perish in Hell and the ones that make it to Heaven.

1: Lost Souls are recycled in the cosmic generator that fuels God's infinite powers (that is why he loves China so much)
2: Redeemed Souls are simply used to massage his infinite ego

mazaje:
There is no religion that is the "right way". . .Right way to where exactly?. . . .All religions were created out of the fear of the many and the cleverness of a few. . . . .Men created all religions and the proceeds of all religions. . . . .Religion is good because it gives people a sense of identity any thing beside that is pure bull. . . Religions are just a cultural way for people to express themselves and give themselves a form of  identity. It also serves as a means to spread other peoples culture and identity to others. . . .An African Muslim is nothing but some one that follows the Arabic culture that was created by Mohammed and his followers, an African Christian is nothing but someone that is following the culture created by the Greeks, Jews and Romans which was later coined into a religion and spread around. .  . . .If there is any God that created the universe and wants people to know  about his/her/its religion it will come natural, no body will have to be thought about that God's religion.  . . . . .

No body comes into this world with the knowledge of any God or any religion, parents and society MUST have to teach and indoctrinate a person about what ever religious beliefs they want the person to adhere to. . . .Babies come out of their mother wombs automatically knowing how to cry and sleep, no baby has ever come out of its mothers womb with the knowledge of any religion at all. . . .Most people believe one religion or the other because they want to delude themselves into thinking that their consciousness can command reality because they are not satisfied with reality in one way or the other. People are very primitive when it comes to deities and religions.

They manufacture Gods and religions for their own purposes and they want to believe that some kind of magic will alter the laws of physics to suit themselves or their communities. They want to inflate their own sense of power so they anthropomorphize a friendly deity that they can carry around in their heads that can be called upon when things get rough or a religion that flows with their wishes and aspirations and ascribe t what ever concept or idea of God that comes to their mind. They want to believe that reality will conform to their wills, even though they realize that the facts indicate quite the contrary. These people want a simple answer to a complex question, and they somehow think that by making up a story they will solve the problem. All they end up doing is substituting an unknowable for an unknown. . . . . .

I repeat there is no religion that will lead you to any truth because NO religion knows what is the truth. . . .We just have people creating stories(mythical), laws, directives and how they feel people ought to live their lives and pretending that they know what they don't even have an idea of. . .Pretending to know hings that you don't know is the life blood of all religions. . . .

^^^^ While the discerning know that there is purpose in Religion (a set of social guidelines for daily living and lay understanding of the universe) they also know the limits of Religion and are careful not to tightly bind Religion to Reality-of-living or vice-versa.

Why there is sooooo much controversy with Religion is that it has always been tainted with the Poison of Dogma, Rituals and Ceremonies, obscured and obfuscated with the details of human mis-interpretation and clever twisting of Philosophical Truths for the purposes of Control and Self-Profit.

This is why wars spear-headed with a Religious agenda is ultimately exposed for its economic and political underpinnings, The reason why Religion has become a comfortable embellishment (clever deception) of the Truth.

But it has always been this way since early man looked up into the heavens and wondered how the clouds hung and what lightning and thunder meant  

^^^^ his word is more important than his creation,

I tried burning the Bible because of this and guess what, it burned like a muphuka. I guess it is because it was a Gideons International Bible, a freebee will waste some money and go by a KJV and see what happens