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is this an Islam-bashing thread!! (shuts the door)

Peace is Good, but why stop there, why not spend it on Militants and Violent Religious Fanatics in Jos and Brutal Soldiers at Obalende and Idi-araba

how can mind praying be unscriptural, you mean all deaf and dumb will go to hell abi (since they cannot speak). better get your logic out of the baby food.

Joagbaje:
Mind prayer is unscriptural, there is no biblical ground for such idea.

Matthew 7:7-8
7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: 8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

Thinking prayer, is more or less a lazy man's excuse. For real prayer life.

When he is coming and how soon has always been like tommorrow, IT NEVER COMES and never will.
What you have just posted has been (and will continue to be for several generations after ours) the status quo for over 300 years. evil was set from the days of Noah and has not changed since solely because Man's nature is SIN, bros Jesus barely escaped our hands, what makes you think he'll try a second time, now that we have kidnappers everywhere

Shittu AKA VOLTRON (without the Blazing Sword and Two turtles for feet rather than Lions)

You have done us proud, at least your Big Chest and Prancing blocks is something for highlight reels. It is hightime and ripe moment to go into WWE wrestling where your true potential will be realised  

Soccer is not for you

God did not create the Universe!? you bet he did.

We all can create little universes of our own. i just Big-Banged one in the toilet recently but was not pleased with their progress so I Flooded flushed them all (just kiddin)

There is little need to go further and accept the plain simple truth that Christianity is simply a place of comfort when we find ourselves on the harsher path of life or have concerns about the uncertainty of life or simply wish to live by some moral/religious code perhaps to conform to society's norms and accepted social values. heck it can even be of some spiritual/personal benefit. but what is certain that as the world's 3rd largest christian nation. all the commonly known virtues and benefits of Christianity have eluded us since the Colonialist Missionaries introduced it to Nigeria in the first place.

to quote an rather over-used Bible parlance, "By their Fruits, you shall know them" our Christian fruits are not evidential of God's presence or favour in this damned country

It was a packed night i'll bet, for christians to get drunk on Jesus and get sober on SATAN in the morning

Na waoooo ooh, some are missign the point. it is not the growth-rate and size that matters but what you do with it.

With Nigeria's size do we have the right levels of employment and skilled human capital to take rank us among the top 10 fast -growing nation (not fast-growing illiterate nation)

We have more employed illiterate okada riders than literate skilled engineers and doctors etc   so really we do have a population disastaer on the horizon

@posters. let me ask you one question. if Ikpeba was jamaican and spoke Patois. I am sure majority here will tune to watch it and make eager counter-analysis simply because Patois sounds cool to many and Patois soccer analysis willsure sound interesting. but because the guy na naija boy, we simply claim we spoke englis more than am

Kx:
Dopkesi is a business man.AIT,RAYPOWER & DAARSAT are his "business" tools.
He is free to support whoever he deems fit apparently for business reasons.

It is your vote that counts (if they ever count your vote sha), not who Dokpesi supports.

Right there! right there!! Nigerians hyperventilate at the slightest change in weather, maybe for lack of nothing else to do. If you know what your vote means and the true meaning of Democracy, Get up and VOTE make it count and don't do like the ones who vote because they need to eat a loaf of bread today and suffer hunger the rest of their lives. VOTE and make it count

Are you kiddin, that Island from the animated movie !!! hurray! I get to see Yakubu dribble past zebras and lion, how cool

The Executive Director of Projects Mr. E Eseotok petitioned Ugwuoha to the Presidency on two occasions and the issue was brought up at a House of Reps seating only for one member to interject that "If a CEO cannot unilateraly sign cheques without recourse to due process, who can?" Jonathan let is slide and so the the House, all this talk about probes and investigations, let ius hope this time ICPC has sharp replacement teeth to bite culprits unlike their dull gums of decades ago

Guys watch out!!! this post is a subliminal message intended to make you join RCCG. as soon as i read it. I picked up my Koran and headed to the nearest RCCG site next door.

Jesus had access to the kidn of Money our Pastors are seeign except rather than fly in Priavet Jets, Jesus Christ used his powers, rather than pay for the boat to cross the river jordan, he trekked, rather than hire a chariot to take him to heaven like Elijah did, he flew. Our pastors have no powers at all teh only power they have (and it is very powerful) is the power of the TONGUE

@poster,  you were not assaulted by witches, that i can say for certain. It is Aliens!!!  the worst kind, they have just inserted a probe through your fecal orifice and will be monitoring you for the next 2 weeks to decide if to abduct you for further anal-probing or testicular mutilations. you have to do exactly as i tell you to prevent further probes of this nature.

You have to dampen the signals from the probe they have inserted by tuning-in to wack radio shows like KennisMusic 

You also have to be aware of the Aliens we have in our midst parading as humans

https://nm.onlinenigeria.com/articlefiles/8619-obasanjo.jpg

This one is from Pluto and he is very nasty, to deal with this kind just accuse them of Corruption and the will blow a gasket and run away

https://thenewsng.com/files/2008/07/asiwaju-bola-tinubu.jpg

This one is from Mars and he is very greedy

[img]http://api.ning.com/files/rvzzDLg0w9660tNeX60gs1um5PyRRcsGPd3ibFIrIxlrH1PWriZzt-gJ-bF2aJoaV403*whGRfyQ1juYkDtuLsGmZY6u46G7/abChrisOyakhilome.jpg[/img]

This one is a supreme alien being and no one knows where he is from, but we are actively monitoring his activities and will be out with new info when available

https://www.theghanaianjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/TBJoshua1.JPG

This is a much more devious alien. one probe from this muphuka and you are gone, no poo-poo for you for weeks 

You have been warned

Good Lawd!!! i did not realize the full extent of Lord Satan's Reach.

Hail Satan, Hail Satan, Hail Satan

Every day na di same thing (suffering and smiling)

When will we ever wake up from this deep slumber, being the World's 3rd Largest Christians we have very little sign of God in their nation cept for obscenely wealthy Men of God and utterly "povertized" congregation.

Like the Immortal Memory of Fela
"When I see say our lives dey roll. Like one yeye ball. Wey one yeye wind. Dey blow from one yeye corner."

When will we ever wake up and take the reigns of our destiny into our own hands. When

@posters and why are we surprised and worse; shocked! this is normal in Nigeria. They claimed to have arrested Dipo Dina's killer and said he was a popular car snatcher who coincidentally killed Dipo Dina, he was tracked to his hideout and that his collaborators are well known dearlers in Benin Replublic but that they are keeping their identity Secret for Security Reasons  can you beat that!!

I was threatened once that if i thought having complete car documents will get me off the hook, they will shoot me and plant a gun in my car. I had to part with 3 thousand naira (all i had for fuel that day). even with my complete documents.!!!  I am lucky to be alive so each encounter with a Policeman is a lesson in patience, humour and sympathy. they could flip into anger mode and get psycho on you in an instant. do not even try to fight for your rights with a broke, frustrated, dejected, illiterate and worse psychologically unbalanced man with a deadly gun, at any time of the day. Word of advice

Guys guys, let us use our collective energies to do something (Take Positive Action) rather than make positive/negative comments that have no effect on the outcome of the 2010 Elections. These b.astards care very little about our high talk and intelligent rabble. all they want is get themselves into a good position to sustain the corruption that has driven Nigeria made for over 4 decades.

hackney:
Just look at them.
My question is why is flood washing away pakistan and india, hurricanes hit the U.S
and landslides deal with china but nothing has come to carry nigeria away?


Only God knows sha.

It is a mystery very few can solve. with all our potentials in natural resources and population size (especially that we are the 3rd largest christian population in the world) timely progress has eluded us for over 5 decades and we have cause to celebrate 50 years of stangnacy.

Nations facing natural disasters public holidays still have the will and means to come up and continue, while we form our own disasters

More info here. mildly interesting read but I'd say an interesting picture (shown below)

http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sumer_anunnaki/reptiles/serpent_tribe/serpent_tribe02.htm

https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/sumer_anunnaki/reptiles/serpent_tribe/images/nergal_03.gif


Can you say "Oduduwa theory" right there!!

I believe God was so frustrated when he said and I quote

Genesis 6:5-6 And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.

Whether we choose to blame the devil for evil or God for letting it go on, we cannot escape the bland truth, We are Evil Through and Through

IBB will make sense to those who have not had the benefit of living through the years he reigned.
For those who made glowing reference to the various institutions and achievements, please look again, what was the story in the end. is it not grinding corruption and wasteful neglect after-all.

I cannot fathom why Nigerians will choose to ignore 100 evils and concentrate on one good deed and in the exact spleen discount the many good deeds of a honorable man because of one fault.

We are truly a sorry people and deserve whatever we are getting an 200% of what is coming to us

Not in a habit of cussin people but IBB is one man i'd say I'll fast for 50days and 1 night to have his soul sealed in the sun for all eternity

Not that he is the cause of my problems ooh. i just hate the Bastich

How Much and show me a picture of the mileage done on this hag

otokx:
Does President Goodluck have an eye problem?

He obviously has a benign brain tumor passed on to him from Yaradua

I think in the future it would be wise to accept that Nairaland is not a Free-Speech proponent but one of wise discourse (and witless banter) within boundaries of reason (we are not in a democracy after-all so one must be careful). Same grouse with Wazobia FM, when real issues are thrown up, you can hear them doggedly dodging the issue with wise cracks if they do not rudely drop the phone on you.

But that is as far as my advice goes, otherwise this post won't see the Nairaland light of day

He is a noun

^^^^ Sure Pastor Sure. in the old days the ARK was as large as a female and male T-REX add to that Dactyles and other leviathan creatures, plus Noah's children. Gosh when will Christians start getting real!!

please guys i need her number seriously and i don't mind being a mugu. that booty is good for the tapping. straight-up moon-side style.