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ruledworld:
This Na true, I confirmed this

Naija ooo

Faking credentials to become NNPC Chief

How exactly did you confirm this - please I also need to know since it is [b]rumored [/b]that Fashola SAN has a fake SAN certificate. Please show us how you get your confirmations

In Harvard parlance it is called a B.A Degree Diploma The Word Diploma is the actual Paper Certificate given to you not a Study Classification

[url]http://harvardmagazine.com/2001/07/the-ba-diploma-from-a-to.html
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[url]http://www.hbs.edu/mba/registrar/alumni/alumni-diplomas.html
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kodewrita:
So who were the 30 women and was there no Yoruba among them?

and risk loosing the opportunity to attend future owambes take ya time ooh - we are not that chivalrous

@Op take ya time ooh no pour sand for my garri. abi dem send you   

I think Americans refer to Degrees loosely as Diplomas - but you fit check your sources to confirm since you are in touch

Mikel said "I know you are the real father of 2Face Idibia's kid"

Beaf:
Rascals.
See the pretty girl they have given such a horrible mark, alongside her trauma. We need to have stronger child protection laws in the country; those who commit such crimes need to be automatically banned from holding political leadership posts.

How can a normal person torture a kid with a pressing iron?

Please tell me like all Nigerians nothing will ever shock you - I have learned of sad situations that will make you hide in disgust. A 15-yr old got pregnant for her Oga, after her parents were paid N12,000 i.e N1k per month to Clean the House, Wash Clothes, Cook and also Sell Recharge Cards in front of her oga's house (doubling as Security). Apparently the N12,000 did not cover servicing her Oga. who after getting her pregnant threw her out of his house. She lost the pregnancy and now sells recharge cards in a ghetto community on Lagos Island. Imagine what trauma this child has faced and she is not even 20 years old yet.

As usual you file a case and report culprits - it stays buried.

Trust Nairalanders and their BS excuses, they will be back here to Crucify Keshi for failure - is this trend not suspicious !

COMMANDCLEM AND ALL THE YAHOO-YAHOO FRAUDSTERS OPERATING THIS SCHEME ON NAIRALAND ARE BLOODY SCAMMERS

FRUSTRATION SETS IN FOR COMMANDCLEM INVESTMENT SCHEME’s INVESTORS
Posted on November 22, 2008 by Fortune&Class

For expectant investors that had invested sums ranging between N20,000 and N1million before June 19 2008 in the Commandclem Social Security Scheme, it seems the promise of the wind fall from their investment in the scheme is taking too long to materialize. Those that spoke with FORTUNE&CLASS WEEKLY said the wait for the conclusion of the court process that will enable the operators of the scheme start paying them is becoming frustrating.

The story behind the wealth making potentials of the Commandclem scheme is quite interesting. Protagonists of the scheme market it to intending investors as the ultimate path to escaping poverty through registering to become a patentee of a special paint product invented by a Nigerian way back in the 1980s or 1990s, in truth, non of the marketers can be specific about the date of the invention. By registering in the scheme, the investor is said to become a co-patentee to the supposed inventor of the product, a man named King Clement Uwemediimo.

Registered patentees, according to the scheme’s marketers, would be positioned to earn a life time monthly allowance of N30,000. Even after the death of the patentee, his or her offspring would be entitled to the monthly payment. There are other categories in the scheme differentiated by registration fee. The highest possible class in the patentee category is the Knight. A patentee qualifies to this category on paying a registration fee of N4,000,000. The promised benefits to a patentee in this category can’t all be listed, but it include lifetime monthly earning of N300,000, constant contract jobs and holidays in exotic places around the world.

The promises are quite impressive. But the downside is that benefitting from the impressive promises of the scheme is tied to the success of a court case. According to the marketers, King Uwemediimo had sued Mobil Nigeria Unlimited to court for patent right infringement. Is said that Uwemediimo had sold the right of the product, a special paint with which crude oil tanks in the ocean are painted so as to preserve the tanks from corrosion by the salty ocean water. The demand of Uwemediimo, the marketers said is a sum of $39.3billion. However, perhaps to make the offer more juicer, some marketers quote some more humongous figures like $67 billion or $8.7 trillion depending on the marketer selling pitch.

Suddenly, an industry seemed to spring up around the Commandclem scheme at about November 2007 when it was made public that the an Akwa Ibom High Court was going to sit in the Nigerian Consulate in New York to hear witnesses from Mobil on the patent right infringement.

A group of young men must have smelt the opportunity in the Commandclem court case. An organized campaign was initiated to market conclusion of the scheme as an investment.

The first sales line of the marketer is that an interested investor must be registered with the scheme before the court’s final ruling on the matter on June 19 2008. The second sales line is that Commandclem is favoured to win the case no matter the odd. The third pitch is that the court will order the all oil producing companies in Nigeria to calculate two dollars on each barrel of crude oil produced in Nigeria since the invention was allegedly sold to Mobil, and that, the market added up would amount to trillions of dollars. It is from this judgment sanction that participants would be paid their life entitlements.

The marketing pitch, apparently worked. Advertisement jingles were placed on radio programmes, while alleged representatives of the scheme even went around television stations for awareness campaign. Newspapers advertisement spaces were also bought to announce the scheme that would turn Nigerian poors into overnight rich people that would share in the humongous back log of patent fee that would be paid to Uwemediimo. Even on the internet, blogs and sites were dedicated to invite investors to register before the final judgment of June 19. Offices were opened nationwide for people to register.

Not a few Nigerians were taken in by the pitch. FORTUNE&CLASS OBSERVED a high traffic of people in offices of the scheme in Lagos State. In fact, one Okaiwele Austin requested on his blog site that interested investors should pay N5000 into his account before he would post contact details of the scheme operators to them. The officials of the scheme warned that no registration would be allowed after the June 19 2008 final judgment, this further fueled the high traffic.

But now, the cold reality of some of the unreal expectations of the scheme may be dawning on the investors. In the first place, the decision of the court can not be contemplated by any party to the suit. While it has been confirmed that there is truly, indeed, a court matter pending on the subject of a patent, the ruling of the court case is that of no other person than the judge. And the ruling can favour either Commandclem or Mobil. Besides, even if it is assumed that Commandclem wins the case, the cost sanction against Mobil may not be as huge as expected. In fact, if the court sanctioned Mobil in the cost expected by the Commandclem marketers, it would be the first of such in the world.

Anyway, the situation report at the moment is that expectant investors in the scheme back in 2007 are becoming frustrated over waiting for so long and to make it even bad, nobody can assure them of how much longer they are going to wait. The court that was expected to sit and make its ruling on the matter on June 19 did not sit because the judge was absent. The case was said to be adjourned to July 22. Again, on the adjourned date nothing was heard of the suit. Now, in November, not even the marketers of the scheme can provide updates on the court process and when it would be disposed of.

For a scheme that is tied to the judgment of the court, investors have started grumbling aloud that they were cheated into believing that the case was near conclusion before they registered but now that some of them have their money tied down to the scheme for more than a year, they are saying it seems they were hoodwinked.

newken:
This is indeed the work of evil axis operating in our country.

The same happened to the comandclemonlineforum.com
this is a website setup to fight against curruption in the judiciary concerning the legal battle between Comandclem Nig. Ltd and Mobil.

Comandclem invented a paint that helped Mobil in oil exploration since the 1980's. However, Mobil failed to pay Comandclem royalties of this invention. Hence, the legal tussle began. For many years till date, court cases on the matter is being perverted. Judges take bribes and journalists have failed to propagate and spread the news of this injustice.
The comandclem website has been victims of hackers hired by Mobil to frustrate the efforts and purpose of the website.

May God help us as we declare war on injustice, Mobil, curruption and decay in our country

CommandClem is a figment of millions of Nigerians dubious imaginations

I think that was a pre-election hit song from Dame

MarcAnthon:
What else are u supposed to be studying? Why the chicken crossed the road?

No what you should be studying is who else among the crowd framed Roger Rabbit. the chicken was just a diversion. the more important question is - who has enough cedis to pay the chicken to cross the road. hmmmn

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=791383.msg9434763#msg9434763 date=1319790890]Jungle justice. Worse, done by the police, who in theory represent law and order.

Life is cheap in Nigeria, but justice costly[/quote]You've got that right

why are some NLers shocked, this is small change naa! N450 billion Naira ONLY allow this custom people see chop na

gaffer:
What have they (NFF)  achieved so far, sacking and hiring new coaches? Simly Nothing

Christain Chukwu sacked!
Amodu Sacked!
Eguavoen sacked!
Lars Lagerback sacked!
Siasia about to be sacked!
Very soon Keshi and Oliseh not good enough to coach Eagles
These arrant nonsense wont take us anywhere!
Siasia is the most experience coach we have in naija for now.
lets give him second chance to get things done. I believe in come back.
Eagles will bounce back big time.

Not wanting to attract curses from Football followers on NL, but this current crop of SE IMHO should be gradually phased-out and a younger team groomed for greater football glory in the future. If Nigerian Super Eagles of today are talking about immense pressure over a game with Guinea of all teams in Africa Haba!! have we fallen so low. I remember back in the days, if we were group with any nation in the class of Angola, Guinea, Mali etc it was simply a walk-over game - peanuts!, now we start strategizing and making high-wire calls to Presidency and Task-force for ordinary Guinea. Haba! How low we have sunk. The players must dump their weaves and tatoos and stopid Expensive BeatsByDre headphones and get to work. The Team is Coach+11 Players +Reserves not just the Coach on his own. abi na him dey play inside field

Vicrobor:
I THINK SIASIA SHOULD GO SINCE HE COULD NOT ENSURE A SIMPLE THING AS QUALFICATION FOR CAN. JUST IMAGINE THAT THIS IS 2013 QUALIFIER. WE WILL JUST BE OUT OF THE WORLDCUP JUST LIKE THAT

Any World-Class Coach could not qualify for Koshofe Lagos Island Cup using the bunch of non-committed, out-skilled and out-matched players SIASIA had to work with

a very Yoruba-looking building, the kind you find rented to stingy igbos on lagos island

If we can only ask our Revered SE players why they are not in the same fit shape as their European/South-American colleagues playing at the same age bracket in the same league by the time they are 25 (Football Age)

Ehimarelaw:
U don't need another man's revelation in issues like this, go find out for your self,

I'd rather spend my cash on worthy charities thank you

Really, Oliseh at least has some International perspective to bring to the table. don't blame NFF, as a wiseman once said,think of it as a choice a fool considering jumping off a burning platform into icy waters to save his life 

7-10 for ingenuity

I have seen some wild animals in Ikoyi - Bourdillion road, they seem to congregate on signal from a 1-eyed BAT resident on that road

someone please lock this thread already! .aahh

Krazy Hen:
@lagerwhenindoubt, what concerns the devil and my question? If you know, you dont have any reasonable answer to my question, please short the bleep up.

I will type slowly next time so you can understand better and guy it is Shut not Short you crazy cockerel

^^^ i see you have read it. it is written by a Nigerian Olisaemeka A. G  . it is not really Scientific Research but I am sure he made good profit of it anyway

DrummaBoy:
Reason: I use a chinko I legitimately bought wit hard earned cash dat can post 120 characters at once
OK

I thought I had slipped back into last nights happy hour at the bar

Joagbaje:
Several reasons,
1) if the message is boring .
2)If the message is not delivered by the anointing( message of flesh)
3) Demonic attack, demons do make certain people who are not well prepared sleep. But when a man is spiritually charged. It wont happen

I cannot believe you will admit that Demons gain such passage into a place of worship to close the eyes of the faithful. Mind you even at Christ Embassy, you will find people been watched for sleepiness It is plain and simple. You need more than just knowledge of the Bible to Preach the Gospel, you need
1: Understanding + Wisdom
2: A natty sense of humor
3: A good list of testimonies to slip into the sermon and get people's attention - remember a lot of faithfuls are still babies trying to grow

Beaf:
I don't understand this statement. You could almost read it that ACN wanted to harm the PDP man in question, or what exactly is the point?

The Euphoria of stealing candies from a baby has not faded. I was there and we confronted the ACN SSS men, Thank God for the presence of highly placed men in the society and the dogged resistance of Obanikoro, they would have made away with the ballot boxes with a claim of "Orders from Above" sadly PDP at the Federal level is hardly serious about settling the Lagos issue. there is hardly any support from them even at the guber elections

mabell:
We will scream all we can and shout all we can until the gospel gets to all the nooks and cranny of this earth

How I would love to hire Boko-MEND to get rid of the CHOSEN crowd who slam my gates every morning to threaten my family with God's punishment of Hell - no sweat , it used to be the call to prayer every 5:00 Am back in Zaria  Just be sure to add that there is tolerance, love and understanding while you are spreading the Gospel (peacefully)

Proverbs 27:14 Whoever blesses his neighbor with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, will be counted as cursing

1 Corinthians 14:40 But everything should be done in a fitting and orderly way.

@OP. it is such a broad blanket - your question ie. do you mean to say what is the Purpose of Life, otherwise IMHO this life is all about making the best of every situation for the benefit of your fellow-man i.e LOVE