₦airaland Forum

Joagbaje:
The bible makes us o understand that the early church officially meets for major worship on Sunday ( the lords day)

The bible also says we should not miss those meetings.

Hebrews 10:25
25 Let us not neglect our church meetings, as some people do, but encourage and warn each other, .

Hi Joe. is that not called embellishing   it did not say Sunday. it actually said Saturday, but no matter worship on any day is okay. I have always supported social gatherings - if only Muslims actually went to the Mosque to do more than just pray

[size=15pt]The stench of tribalism is so strong in Nigeria. Infact educated folks are by far the most infected buffoons spreading this illiterate agenda. [/size]

honeric01:
I bet some of them can't swallow their spits now, when this man was saying it, they were all calling him names.

Prophet Amodu, carry go jor.

Amodu was judged on the back of several top-flight Continental and International competitions after which the FANS, the NFF and even the Media declared him persona non-grata. He is as competent as a drunk fixing a laptop. If he is so competent, at least he should be coaching a highly or lowly-rated African Team since his ignominious SACK from the Coaching Position. He is stale news and he better face it squarely and stop nibbling at the cheese he could not handle.

Siasia was also judged on the back of several highly successful competitions at the junior level and this is really his first dibs at the senior team, why are we so quick to judge him on the back of this performance. I think he should revamp the Team, how old is our star Striker Osaze. that guy should be having grey hairs on his gonads We need a rejuvenated, youthful team not the fancy pansies wearing beatsbydre headphones and smiling like imps (i gats beef)

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=293346.msg9334801#msg9334801 date=1318553168]Where do I start?[/quote]U neva Sleep!

Beaf:
Yeah? Each time some of us try to do things, we can't even get off the groud because every 9ja is either so cynical or doesn't have the self esteem to believe that 9ja or other blacks can attain heights.

Long and short is, we bring the good ones down before they even take off. And God knows you need serious traction to take off in 9ja with new ideas.

Let's all look in the mirror for things to improve.

You are the Optimistic one aren't you, a bit of masochism in there since you can take the punishment and torture Nigeria is dishing out daily. Yes there are a lot of cynics going by our Leader's penchant for not sticking with the plan till the end and the fact that there is no such thing as a Good Politician in Nigeria. - Name One Please. There are some (very few compared to the many) who rise above all odds and try to make something for themselves -  There is strength in numbers. from the present and future outlook, the bad outnumber the good 100 - 1. Where do we go from there?

Traction requires numbers  - we can do with new ideas yea. but let us make the simple ones work. Light, Water, Food - Every Nigerian's dream - Still

Hmmmn. Appoint @Beaf Nigerian Ambassador to Siberia

Rizstar:
Dear Nairalanders, please is there any known permanent cure for dandruff cos we've tried all sorts of medications on my younger brother with no solution. Pls kindly help if you know any.

Try Kaspersky Anti-Dandruff Enterprise Version. It also works on various skin ailments like craw-craw, ringworm and kwari-kwata

THA BOSS:
how do i do it cus i tried it and it said "setup was unable to copy d file visualstudio2008\vstudio\LocDAta to your temporary directory. please make sure that the file exists and rerun setup."

what do ypu think is the problem?

It seems to me that this is a Permissions issue
1: Run the Setup under Administrator Profile
2: If the Directory Exists, Check the Permissions/Security and ensure that Installer Service Account has full permissions to that folder

I have it on 2008 Server Enterprise working smoothly

TB Jujuoshua should be on the NFF Technical Team instead of that Molue Babalawo called Festust Onigbindufus

I am starting to like full-figured women - nasty sex.y

Maybe we should hire mathematicians and babalawos as SE Coaches - it seems they are the only ones who truly understand Nigeria's chances at Soccer AKA Football

NIGERIA WILL STILL LOSE TO GUINEA - WTF!!

It is my sincere belief that Christianity and indeed majority of Christians give the practice of good virtues of Religion the kind of buffonish perspectives and traits they have come to be recognized of in recent times (intolerance, violence, insanity, foolishness, hypocrisy and utter lack of understanding of moral purpose) God is definitely besides himself with disgust and cringing shame at what Christians are up to IN HIS NAME these days.

hmmmmn! why do i have a strong suspicion that @Beaf is behind this - He is the only one on Nairaland with enough mouth to pull it off

Boko Haram and my Wifes Children with no shoes

I have every belief and every fibre in my being screams that the Nigerian Police are indeed involved in this Robbery and others in Lagos. I was robbed at between 11:00 PM - 12:00PM at Ogunlana round-about beneath the bridge by a uniformed Policeman conducting searches by the check-point. After harrasing me for particulars and thoroughly searching my car - he pointed his automatic rifle to my head and asked me to nicely relieve myself of N50,000 CASH i had in my glove compartment. I drove away thanking GOD (I bet the religionists will laugh at me )

Not every Policeman is a thief , all Policemen have Robbery Spirit

Here is what you need and its online
All the Functions and Expressions accessible to MS Access

http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/access-help/CH010072891.aspx?CTT=3

I don't get Nigerians,
1: We have legalized Corruption
2: We have legalized Non-Accountability
3: We have legalized Bribery
4: We have legalized Police Brutality
5: We have legalized weak Education Systems
6: We have legalized traffic-violations by uniformed men
7: We have legalized wrongful-trial
8: We have legalized Software/Music Piracy
9: We have legalized killing of Children identified as witches
10: We have legalized smoking of indian-hemp /crack-cocaine by sitting and ex-governors (one who resides on bourdillion ikoyi)
11: We have legalized strip-joints, drinking and smoking in public

What da heck p.rostitution should join the boat too

        My guy @Beaf on the move again   how do you stumble on a secret letter if it was not placed in your path GEJ is learning the tricks of the trade. FINALLY!

I am just wondering why the Muslim World have abandoned this Brave and Fearless Malu!

Ohh this is fun. I will miss
1: Getting jacked in traffic by Area boys along CMS road and Mile 2
2: The Fresh Smell of Carbon fumes from Generators in the Morning
3: The snappy insults from drivers in traffic. "Baba eh!, Ori e ti ya!, Fool!, GAtaway! (in igbo accent)
4: Christmas season when everyone who has left town seem to be the only ones who cook good food
5: Expensive crap Pizza and soggy sharwarma by Lebanese restauranteurs
6: The feeling you get when you do not have fuel for your generator and PHCN suddenly brings back electricity in the middle of 1st half of a super eagles match

[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=774138.msg9271691#msg9271691 date=1317713910]To add further, why can't the government plan this national ID card side by side a Social Security programme implementable in 3-phases over a given period of 6years? For example,

Phase-1:Develop a cross frame-work and implementation strategy for National ID and Social Security bring ALL the government agencies on board

Phase-2:Implement a dummy trial in 2 states in each of the six geo-political zones.States not benefitting at this dummy trial stage would have thier share of the SS funding invested in a short term government bond for quick returns or money banked with the CBN, invested in a sensible way and the profit realized can be used for more infrstructural development.

Phase 3:Evolve a full nation-wide roll out while making amends using legislation of the loop holes (if any)observed in the trial phase.

I find it so odd that that a National ID registration is about to be undertaken and no mention of social security scheme by the FG. By the way social security goes beyong handing out "goverment cheese" and it also involves community policing, social housing development, etc.[/quote]Not to beat a dead horse any further. It beats my imagination to think that Government Officers responsible for such a scheme are not mindful of the value in planning properly as you have proposed. They have learned people up there and i presume the rank and file are just as learned not to miss out on the logic of your statements, but here we are 3 National ID exercises afterwards, 2 Census and 2 Election collation exercises. NOTHING!

moderatorr:
an imbe.cile's soliloqy

care to tell us what Nigeria is driven on

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=774138.msg9271157#msg9271157 date=1317704137]But you cannot fake biometric data, can you?

So why do I need to cross-reference anything?

Fingerprints are unique, right? So if someone tries to game the system by entering multiple fingerprints, i'll be able to quickly detect them, no?

They should use the existing data they have as a starting point. No point in duplicating, I think.[/quote]I know you kept your wits about you during the recent elections 2011 - Have you asked yourself why INEC will engage the collation of biometric data and proceed to perform manual balloting during the elections, are finger-print data not used for electronic voting that would have prevented all these accusations and counter-accusations about election-rigging and ballot-stuffing. This Fresh Air has been smelling for soo long that we have gotten used to it. The whole INEC Registration process and the proceeds spent is a complete Fraud on the intelligence of Nigerians

Eko Ile:
Do you mind telling us what he stole?

Never mind Tinubu,who can tell us what exactly IBB stole and why he is not in Jail. It seems everyone including you see his wealth as ill-gotten but can you prove it. If the proof lies with the court and for lack of evidence he bestrides the affairs of Lagos as ACN God-father. at least the Court of Public Opinion still matters does it not? or are you saying it does not anymore

for some strange reason you won't find the GEJ apologists and sycophants here to explain this one

kasiem:
another nematode trying rear his head.

      next time get a dictionary before you try to use words you cannot put in the right context. also try not to insult when you run out of words to express your idiocy perfectly. it is not a must to be intelligent-sounding. try comedy

there is a tendency for "Fringe" Christians to perceive parts of Gods' creation as evil simply because they are concepts not defined in the Bible. It is likely that the Bible does not contain all there is to know about this world - some concepts are only being realized in the 21st century, We live and breath the 21st century and yet believe it is a creation of the devil and God only worked in dated times, The Bible urges us to be discerning and seek knowledge and understanding to gain wisdom. a lot of Christians ignore this instruction - choosing to live in the Old Testament and quote the New Testament. Christians! Live

Nigerians have so far come to accept appalling mediocrity with a sense of resignation and comfort. This is why when a dolt of ignoble history will become the most relevant personality in a nation of 150 million Nigerians. we truly deserve our myriad problems and i hope they last as long as our pedestrian sense of reasoning

@Beaf I have followed your posts and IMHO you can be deemed a racists and a political bigot. It is one thing to lean to your political affiliations i.e GEJ it is another to recognize a national problem and have the dignity to admit there is a problem with your team that needs resolving regardless the criticisms from opposition parties, not every critic has a political agenda as you have come to assume.  Be Pro-GEJ if you must, I'd be half-surprised if you are not Pro-PDP I am a card-carrying member; a critic of non-performing public officers (PDP or otherwise) nonetheless. Unfortunately I have no Sledge-hammer

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=764598.msg9189309#msg9189309

Where are the BAT sycophants on Nairaland. I expected they would be here to whitewash his dirty pants. Yes it is probable that PDP is out to take down the Spirit of ACN and effectively destroy the party - to kill a snake all you need to do is cut of its head - fortunately this snake has only one head

I am amazed at the effective display of willful ignorance by Nigerians, granted we do not know how Dangote made all his money, but we can say we know where 80% of it comes from - can we say the same for the 1-eyed Oracle of Bourdillion.?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=728078.msg8866467#msg8866467

When ACN loyalists, sycophants and Tinubu apologists come to roost , alcohol aplenty and beer-filled conversations become the order of the day

The Security of this Nation (Not just the Oduduwa Nation) is a fundamental and indeed pivotal base for Economic, Social, Political progress. Security ensures Justice and Justice ensures Democracy. ACN are just looking at scoring any point. This problem is not new and even a secondary school student will tell you that the proposal is a hair-brain effort at best. What ACN should have pointed out and backed-up with intelligent discourse (obviously impossible when you are intoxicated) is how to bring Police Reforms back to the drawing board and offer practical steps to gradually improve Security in the Nigeria. What ACN has done is to demonstrate the weakness and flimsiness in their propaganda machine. Real issues are hardly discussed with the intention of proffering solutions instead they are used to score political points instead of truly addressing the needs of the people.

@Poster suspending Night Travel, why not suspend movement after 6:00PM all over Nigeria. Security lapses must be addressed that is the direction ACN should have proposed rather than this half-wit presentation not even suited for a primary school debate