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Family / Re: Woman Sleep On The Streets After Husband's Imprisonment, Due To Lack Of Money... by LagosG: 11:09am On Dec 24, 2023
Feminists will avoid this thread. Anything that validates and acknowledges the position of a man makes their collective skins crawl

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Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Sitting On The King's Seat in Oyo (Photo) by LagosG: 11:37pm On Dec 23, 2023
Alliswell248:


Empty talk....
Adeboye is the spiritual head of the king.
You can't understand because of hatred...

Continue in your ignorance....
That gives him no authority. The oyinbo that gave you your religion sef no fit craze reach make pope sit on top any throne across Europe

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Family / Re: At 36, I Still Stay With My Parents And I Feel Not bad about it. by LagosG: 11:03pm On Dec 23, 2023
Fountainofyouth:

You talk too much






You quoted me 3 times yet lack basic comprehension and understanding of my comments

What has riches got to do with dragging
and having disputes over inheritances? It's a mentality, a crass mentality

Poor people don't kill family members for properties? I hate repeating myself but are there not countless cases of men killing themselves over fathers properties from the rich to the poor? Countless threads on here by men over disputes on properties? Why drag and create enemies or kill each other over land and house when you can make something for yourselves? And they are mostly by men, very disgusting behaviour, even Op couldn't reply a comment that asked if he's an only child which means he isn't, so there will be a property and inheritance issue between him and his siblings in the nearest future

So many slow people on nairaland, very annoying, since you lack understanding, resist the urge to quote me, I can't be repeating myself countless times.
Politics / Re: Obi Joins Soludo Family To Pay Last Respects To Gov Soludo's Father by LagosG: 10:47pm On Dec 23, 2023
vanbonattel:
Vintage Peter Obi.

Dude is so cool headed and forgiving, his enemies will be burning themselves out while he enjoys his life.
Nollywood actor you mean
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Sitting On The King's Seat in Oyo (Photo) by LagosG: 10:45pm On Dec 23, 2023
TruthsFM:
Check out picture of Daddy G.O, Pastor Adeboye sitting on a king seat 💺 in Oyo State. Is it good or bad for our culture in Yoruba land 👁👁👁

Source: https://www.facebook.com/share/p/kUKxkQEkg3iEWNeV/?mibextid=K8Wfd2
Even if the Oba offered, he should have declined. From the pictures, it seems he's already feeling the heat!
Health / Re: Anti-malarial Medicine Blocked My Hearing by LagosG: 5:13pm On Dec 23, 2023
Etizz:
Did u actually carry out test before buying the drugs?
Na only you get sense here

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Manchester United (2 - 0 ) On 23rd December 2023 by LagosG: 3:19pm On Dec 23, 2023
Manchester United ain't shit.

Shout out to Arsene Wenger. When he said attaining Top 4 in the EPL issa trophy in itself, United fans laughed the most. When Arsenal went through the trophyless bout, London clubs didn't make fun of us as much as United fans. I'm just happy to witness this karma.

RIP to the Gooners who didn't live to see this. It is epic!

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Education / Re: NOUN Student Denied Access Into Exam Hall Over Indecent Dressing (pics/video) by LagosG: 11:10pm On Dec 22, 2023
Botragelad:

What's wrong with going braless? Is there a rule against it or are you just trying to act clever?

That's the trouble with most Africans. Focusing too much on appearance. With all your "decent dressing" What has that done for you?

I'm gobsmacked that there are still people like you in the 21st century.
Don't mind the stupid self righteous zombie. When they Japa for Masters, they will see worse but never comment rather they will be lost in lust
Properties / Re: He Completed His House Without Uttering A Single Word To Me As A Close Friend by LagosG: 11:07pm On Dec 22, 2023
Peter532:
I don't know if I should be angry or just smile and take it as it is. This is someone that I fed, I clothed despite us being closed friends since we were kids. He knows everything about me that my parents don't even know till dates..We could go to a gathering together and I will be the one ordering and paying for everything we bought even recently because I always acted like the big bro and he accepted I guess .. Just last week I saw it on his status about is house opening invite. I later got a dm from him that same evening telling me about it that I should come through.

It came as a surprise I admit, even though I know he was doing quite well for himself. I know some will call it entitlement mentality but since I considered we were close like a brother we even ate from same plate last 2weeks, I thought I should have known atleast.

Note: I noticed so many people will come in here to call me names, even some accusing me to be someone with bad motives and sort I smile. Not everyone has a evil mindset like you or some persons you know, It's just that when you expect so much from people you hold very close to your heart you might get disappointed and it hurts badly.

Especially when you know you can't do that same thing to that person. I only brought it out here because I wanted to know maybe I'm overreacting because I feel a deep level of betrayal but hey I am happy for him and I will attend the house opening tomorrow.

File Photo for Illustration
Maybe he has one of all these useless pastors who preach that everyone and everything is against your progress
Travel / Re: What Does SUKUK Mean? (Pictured) by LagosG: 3:14pm On Dec 18, 2023
talk2hb1:
I am always amazed how some Nigerians displays their absolute Hatred and Disdain for Islam and Muslims, I am yet to understand is it out of ignorance or they are just being fagg0ts.
Don't mind them. They've been configured to think like that. They happily spend Naira with Arabic inscription
Politics / Re: Sit-At-Home: A Self Inflicted Punishment by LagosG: 3:09pm On Dec 18, 2023
Fiscus105:
Let them continuing until it generates to the level of north east or even worse, they say, they wanted to become president, and if they don't give them chance at all cost, they must destroy themselves within for them to actualize their mission.

The way North fought christian president by breeding jihadists, few years after, there are muslim presidents consecutively, but rains of bombs not cease to rain over their territory.
I hope this excess oil on your head won't drown you.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Warns Of Problems With Finland After West "Dragged It Into NATO" by LagosG: 11:08am On Dec 18, 2023
obedience4:


Paranoid fear,
Tell that to Ukrainians who woke up one morning and saw Russian tanks in their streets.
Look, it is deeper than any of us regular folk understand. Our collective understanding is what the media spits in our faces from official statements which every smart person knows is usually a cover up/ lie. No country with nuclear stockpiles is innocent but the USA is the worst. They brew war only to sell weapons to warring sides. USA borders Russia around Alaska and if nuclear war breaks out between them, their warheads will fly across the Pacific not across the Atlantic but in their evil schemes choose to fly across the Atlantic to create unnecessary alliances so these daft countries will fight their proxy war for them before nuclear war actually breaks out. Their own citizens will be far and safe from the war zones while NATO dogs will see their citizens and structures end up collateral damage.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Warns Of Problems With Finland After West "Dragged It Into NATO" by LagosG: 10:43am On Dec 18, 2023
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Putin just dey get problem qith every body
The United States industrial military complex is the one creating unnecessary problems everywhere because of their paranoid fear of Russia
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Buys ₦1.7Billion House In London by LagosG: 11:36am On Dec 17, 2023
We4all:


I'm not doubting the figure but how the OP came up with it.
No be lie. Bloggers dey sabi lie
Career / Re: Is It Right To Tell Your Boss "Send Your Account Let Me Credit You For Xmas? by LagosG: 11:35am On Dec 17, 2023
PrinceOfLagos:
I'm a free spirited person and want to send something to my boss for Christmas. Is it appropriate to tell him to send me his account number let me send him something for Christmas even when I know he doesn't need it?
Dumbass
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Buys ₦1.7Billion House In London by LagosG: 1:22am On Dec 17, 2023
We4all:
I didn't know Tiwa's finance manager was a nairalander. 1.7 billion ni?
Homes worth over 1.5 billion dey Lagos and Abuja so why don't you believe it?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Mobilises Troops To Finland In An Apparent New Front Against Russia by LagosG: 1:08am On Dec 17, 2023
Lmao @ Lord Farquad. It is very apt because Farquad is in the habit of having others do what he should do himself and then taking the glory afterwards.

Good pun!

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Reportedly Got $30m To Perform In Saudi Arabia by LagosG: 1:06am On Dec 17, 2023
ThrustReverser:
Na the red trousers wey him wear for the second picture be 18 million Naira? angry
Dey play
Probably the whole outfit. You should get out more and visit luxury shops. Price tags will shame and humble you
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Richest Household By Zone by LagosG: 1:03am On Dec 17, 2023
LegendHero:


It seems you don’t know how to read statistics.

In 2018:
— has the lowest poverty rate
—SW has 6 states in the lowest poverty rate
—SE has only 2.

In 2022:
—Ondo has the lowest poverty rate
—SW has 4 states
—SE has 3 states
They don dey Cho statistics now

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Romance / Re: He Want To Marry A Mother Of Four As A Single Man by LagosG: 12:59am On Dec 17, 2023
Tell him to buy an expensive coffin now.
Romance / Re: This Is The Biggest Cucumber I Have Ever Had! ( Pics ins.) by LagosG: 12:54am On Dec 17, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
I take fruits a lot. Different kinds. Apple, pineapple, orange, banana, cucumber, watermelon, garden eggs, etc.

Two days ago, I got this big cucumber. I was so surprised about how big, long and fat it is, because I've never had cucumber that big before. This should be the biggest cucumber I've ever gotten.

The picture is not doing justice to the size, because it is far bigger than it looks in this picture. I would have measured it if I had ruler.

Have you heard cucumber this big before? Which do you prefer? The big, the medium or the small ones?

Attached below is a picture of the cucumber;
Why is it on your bed though?
Politics / Re: Sanwo-olu Approves Wage Award, December Bonus For Workers by LagosG: 12:25am On Dec 17, 2023
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Inflation Forces Turkey’s Central Bank Chief To Move In With Parents by LagosG: 9:55pm On Dec 16, 2023
madridguy:
This can never happen in Nigeria. Imagine a whole CBN governor going back to her parent house just because of price of apartment in the city.
She even said "we"... meaning her husband sef join
Properties / Re: Lagos To Demolish More Illegal Structures Across The State by LagosG: 9:50pm On Dec 16, 2023
I dunno why some people think this is a witch hunt. They're the same people who ridicule Lagos' mega city status because of seasonal flooding.

This demolition dey touch everybody regardless of where the landlord's belong to geopolitically.

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Family / Re: I Returned To Nigeria Homeless After 30 Years In UK, US – Ondo Man by LagosG: 5:17pm On Dec 16, 2023
sunboy:


I can’t speak for Nigeria o but it is sure working for Mogadishu, Somalia.

Debt don’t stop nobody from moving.



Somalians have a tight knit community in Yankee. You can't say the same for Nigerians
Science/Technology / Re: The Sun Just Erupted With Its Most Powerful Solar Flare In 6 YEARS by LagosG: 5:03pm On Dec 16, 2023
1x2x3:


LOL, they are over 100 billion planets in a galaxy and there are billions of galaxies in the universe.

On what basis are you measuring the intelligence of humans if you haven't explored Billions of planets that makes up a galaxy talk more of billions of galaxies?
We're intelligent whether you deny it or not. We solve complex problems. You can say the possibility of more intelligent beings somewhere in our galaxy or any of the billions of galaxies in the universe is very high but just the fact that we know this now validates our intelligence. Humans have only been around in what...20,000 years and see where we are today exploring the Cosmos and doing DNA editing, etc Baring extinction, in the next 100,000 years, how advanced do you think we'd become?
Also there are over 100 billion stars in the Milky way galaxy not 100 billion planets. We can only assume how many planets there are.
Family / Re: I Returned To Nigeria Homeless After 30 Years In UK, US – Ondo Man by LagosG: 12:29pm On Dec 16, 2023
Someone said the brain drain of today will be the brain gain of tomorrow.

Dumbest thing I've ever heard.

80% of people wey dey Japa will be trapped in the system they are japaing to from debt. Even citizens of those countries are trapped in it too. This man's story get as e be so I won't comment directly on it.

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Health / Re: Help Me Please, My Toe Nail Is Almost Gone. Graphics by LagosG: 12:13pm On Dec 16, 2023
bobonla:
Few weeks ago I had some pains on my both toes after wearing shoes. I thought the pains was because the shoes were tight. But this morning I decided to cut my toe nails clean with blade. In the process of cutting it, a brownish liquid started rushing out from it. I noticed the nail was completely empty inside and almost rotten. Please help what medication can I take, and what is the cause of it?
First puc is the left toe
2nd pic is the right toe. It isn't that painful as of now
I've lost both toenails completely too before.
Buy any cod live oil product. Another nail will grow there very quickly
Science/Technology / Re: The Sun Just Erupted With Its Most Powerful Solar Flare In 6 YEARS by LagosG: 12:08pm On Dec 16, 2023
1x2x3:


And what happens after that? What next?

The point is, you guys attach so much importance to your existence. The universe and earth does not need you to function. We are just tiny part of the ecosystem with different made up ideas of God attached to our religion beliefs.

Enjoy your short time, worry less about what's going to happen in the next 100 years for you won't be here, the universe can cleanse humanity in 1mins if it wants and there is absolutely nothing anyone can do about it.
We are an intelligent species and if we're lucky, are not wiped out will colonize other worlds. It is inevitable. Just a mere 300 years ago, the level of technology we have today will be deemed magic. Don't underestimate us. Yes the singular human existence is short but that doesn't mean we cannot think for those yet unborn
Science/Technology / Re: The Sun Just Erupted With Its Most Powerful Solar Flare In 6 YEARS by LagosG: 12:48am On Dec 16, 2023
Showguyz:
I wished it strip off the earth atmosphere
Just drink sniper bro. Leave the rest of us out of your misery
Science/Technology / Re: The Sun Just Erupted With Its Most Powerful Solar Flare In 6 YEARS by LagosG: 12:45am On Dec 16, 2023
1x2x3:


Exactly my point. The Dinosaurs where here 2.4million years ago, today the world is still here and it will be here in the next 2.4million years.
There have been several mass global extinction events. The only thing that would end the earth would be when the sun swells and figuratively eats the earth

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