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Business / Re: CAC To Delist Over 91,000 Companies Over Infractions by LagosG: 8:49am On Dec 12, 2023
Makes sense. Many of these companies are registered just to enjoy the benefits of opening a corporate bank account and carry out fraudulent activities on it. Many are used to launder money for non existent companies. Yahoo boys, baby factories, drug barons, kidnappers, terrorists all have bogus companies registered just so they can open corporate bank accounts and freely move huge amounts all over the place without raising any red flag.


Good development!

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Crime / Re: Trucks Carrying Humans, Animals Together Will Be Impounded, FRSC Warns by LagosG: 12:41pm On Dec 11, 2023
Nice2023:
Na Hausa,Fulani and Yoruba do this thing pass.
Whatever is inside your head isn't a brain
Nairaland / General / Re: Biryani Restaurant Franchise | Moti Mahal Group by LagosG: 12:27pm On Dec 11, 2023
Man, I love goat meat biryani!
Travel / Re: 11 Reasons Why You Must Japa From Nigeria by LagosG: 12:08pm On Dec 11, 2023
humilitypays:


What is happening to Nigeria now is exactly what happened to Israel in the 17th century that Jews fled current Israel to all parts of the world but mostly Europe before they returned back in 1959 only to meet strangers from Arab countries now known as Palestinians occupying their ancestral land.




This your warped history, where did you learn it? That institution needs to be burned to the ground
Travel / Re: 11 Reasons Why You Must Japa From Nigeria by LagosG: 11:53am On Dec 11, 2023
yemmit90:


God bless you sir, this is bitter truth alot of people fail to know. Black man culture is never design to make him progress. The culture of greed and domineering can never make any society progress. A typical black man is evil, envious, self centered, and lack mental capacity to create a modern society.

Tell me why the people with functioning brains will intentionally destroyed their homes as a result of greed but takes their fortunes to another man's land to enjoy. Why will someone call himself a leader with all resources under his control but could not build a world class hospital in his country but prefer to use foreign hospitals for his medical checkup. Tell me why an experience Surgion, Doctor, lecturer and many financial experts in their fields will refuse to rescue their country but chose to be second hands values in another man's land. There is even one whose his son represents another country in a game of football, while he keep showing his fake love for his people and home land.

Forget about modern equipments or technology being sold to us, black man is cursed, and primitive in his way of thinking. He will never make progress, until he make a U-turn to love his fellow men and country.

It is crab mentality. This Tinubu they're cursing today, they will praise tomorrow. I was telling someone that white people are at the top of the human race and he said white supremacist ideas have flooded my brain. I told him if an average black man has three times Elon Musk's money, he will never look to ensure the continuity of the human race by exploring outside this planet. He said I must have been white trash in my past life
Travel / Re: 11 Reasons Why You Must Japa From Nigeria by LagosG: 10:11am On Dec 11, 2023
ariesbull:


I have seen tons of Nigeria in USA and UK that are damn broke that can't even afford android phone
He doesn't know that working 2-3 jobs in those countries amounts to living in poverty 🤣🤣🤣

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Travel / Re: 11 Reasons Why You Must Japa From Nigeria by LagosG: 10:09am On Dec 11, 2023
MuchAdo:
Comedy post. smiley

I hope this is in the jokes section. smiley

Regular holidays abroad is FAR BETTER than japa. cool

Permanent japa is for weaklings and losers angry



By the grace of God, I am comfortable here in Nigeria and I am not yet rich. cool
Tell them, my brother. Everyone wants to Jaa but other countries are tightening their immigration policies meaning once you Japa, you have to deal with a whole new problem of the citizens not wanting you there

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Crime / Re: Was Nigerian Student Arrested In USA For Impregnating 4 Female Police Officers? by LagosG: 10:06am On Dec 11, 2023
Boyewu:
Genius, 4 USA police at a time na man you be. 😬
But you just read that the news is fake so who are you congratulating?

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Business / Re: Dangote Refinery: Diesel, Jeta1 Hit Market January, Petrol Delayed by LagosG: 10:03am On Dec 11, 2023
mofedamijo:
Nigerians never stops o amaze me. Every time a story of Dangote refinery comes up, I see a lot of people complaining. Some go as far as saying the refinery is a scam.

First and foremost, there is no businessman who doesn't want to make money from his investment. Dangote wants to make money, and he has invested billions into this project, and he will do anything to make sure it succeeds. Like every other businesses, there are going to be hiccups and delays and other issues before it fully kicks off. This is not a fast food restaurant project. Engineering and mechanical projects of this magnitude will certainly face challenges before fully operational.

Why are people calling this project scam?? Like really??

Dangote wants to make money and he certainly will. I think you guyz should focus on your own life and projects cause Dangote will succeed with this.
I'm telling you. Nigerians are the worst

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Food / Re: How Many Packs Of Noodles Do You Eat? by LagosG: 9:37am On Dec 11, 2023
epainos:

Na your papa you dey talk to....you this millennial brat. Na your papa be the fucking useless guy you used above. Oponu. Whether
a self righteous ooo..or not...na your die. No be me go pay for your chemo...na you...so...eat your noodles. grin Again... See...like i said....na your die...no be anyone's die.

Now, I can say you are a glutton cos you are obsessed with your noodles. Na that food go kill you ....glutton. only you..dey wack packs of noodles...and dey defend am like say na better thing. If you wan kill a Naija man...use food. See...add 20 eggs from chickens fed with commercial poison or grown with growth hormones like how most farmers do here. Eat am...chop am. Na your die...no be mine. Eat your noodles... grin

That your big pencil.....before you reach 35 to 40...e go enter flat....na your erectile dysfunction....no be mine. So....gather yourself together...and chop am more. Increase the noodles. cheesy

Glutton grin
Go sit on a Love Machine, bitch
Food / Re: How Many Packs Of Noodles Do You Eat? by LagosG: 6:05pm On Dec 10, 2023
epainos:

Cool down, bro. I am not making any prophecy...I am just telling you the result of an action. It is like...you study and get the concept and then practise with many examples like solving many examples of a mathematical theory...you will pass. If you don't get the concept, the examiner may serve into your hand...and you get lucky. And also...you may get every and everyone knows you are the best, but something like sickness can come in...and you don't make it at that spot...as long as it is not death...you can smash it anytime again. So, the wise decision is to do what....know one's strengths and go for the course of study (study what you enjoy), get the basics right, and practise with many examples so you cover everything before the exam. There is no way the exam can do your wayo.


This scenario above can be equated to very few that got lucky. They deserved into their hand. This group of people smoked till they were 90 and they did not get it. Many other factors may be there. You did not consider the various cleansing techniques they used. Lol.

And the scenario of those who didn't smoke, you did not consider the environment they lived in. Like living with a smoker. Lol. You don't smoke, but you can get lung cancer, and that person who smokes may not easily get it because he does something else, you don't do.

The bottom line is this...this thing I am doing...is it good or bad? What is good for the human body?

Summary:
1. Natural stuff is good...and artificial is bad.
2. Fermentation will reduce the effect of what is bad.
3. Vegetables (only organic) act as antioxidants.
4. Genes play a major role. However, no matter how good your gene is, if you abuse your body, things will happen. When? It depends on the individual. Period. And there are innovative ways of measuring how our body is getting weak these days.

Well...I don't argue with anyone...if you see the person who smoked till 120 years ago and that is the fellow you want to use as the benchmark, cool. That is your call. And if you want to use the careful person who was unknowingly careless to live with a smoker and got killed with cancer, it is your call. And again..if you want to use that healthy person who died in an accident saying something must kill someone, it is your call.

Brother, it doesn't change the fact that noodles is one of the most terrible food on the planet, and Asians themselves know about it...but they pride in eating fermented food. There is no day a Korean will go without eating kimchi. Lol. It is like that man who eats sugar and kills the correct herbal medicine to neutralize it. And he won't tell you what he does...but eat sugar like him, and make him the benchmark.

As long as you live in Nigeria now (I am a farmer), and I know the way farming is practised here and how food is stored, it is not a prophecy.....you will not last beyond 50 years with the amount of noodles you eat. It is not a prophecy. Why? You don't eat corrective food Asians eat. O be Naija food?

Oga... na your die...no be my die....so feel free to insult me. This post is not for you but for others in your shoes. This is why life expectancy in Naija is 55 years now. Think....how many old people do you have in Naija? 60 people are called grandma and grandpa here....lol... hardly will you see their mates who call them by their names because most of them are dead. Lol. But go to Asia...you will see 85 people still gathering in groups...and they call themselves names. Here...na spiritual parent old people turn themselves to cos that's the only way younger ones can interact with them...and na so so daddy...mummy...grandpa grandma dem dey call them. They get tired of living sooner cos all their mates are gone.

Oga...continue eating your noodles. Na your die...no be my die. grin

Good luck!
You talk too fuckin much for a guy. Take your self righteous bullshit elsewhere
Romance / Re: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by LagosG: 2:27pm On Dec 10, 2023
BoJack Horseman, Family Guy, South park, Inside job, ati be be lo. Cartoons aren't exclusively for kids
Food / Re: How Many Packs Of Noodles Do You Eat? by LagosG: 2:20pm On Dec 10, 2023
epainos:


And they eat organic vegetables and even fermented food times 1000. Still, go check the cancer rate in South Korea for example.

See....keep eating your noodles. I assure you that 50 years is too much for you.

Good luck!
Abeg carry your doomed prophecy to your own grave. I will live much longer than you and in great health. I eat noodles at least 3 times a week. That's a lot, I know but it wont be the death of me. I'm sure of it. Some smokers live till 90s while non smokers die before 40 from lung cancer caused by second hand smoke. This life no balance. Assumption will take you nowhere
Travel / Re: Beautiful Images Of Lagos; Nigeria's Economic Capital by LagosG: 2:12pm On Dec 10, 2023
10mobile:
Catapault, you can do better reporting. Tell us a place in Lagos represented in each photo - like the twin tower. To be honest, I suspect that some of those pictures are not taken even in Africa.

But, if all these are Lagos, even if the photos are over edited, they are good to help us visualize having such a country.
Eko Atlantic city. You should visit
Food / Re: How Many Packs Of Noodles Do You Eat? by LagosG: 2:07pm On Dec 10, 2023
epainos:

The human body is tough and can take junk, and it can easily return to its original form as soon as the right conditions are met. The only wahala is when there is a blockage at the end of nerves or tiny locations. Of course, before such blockages occur, the body must have been seriously abused. Also, another wahala is when there is an organ defect that needs replacement. And finally when there are gene issues which is always the choice of protein and carbs we eat.

It will only take a second for that big strong thing of yours to go flat. And as soon as it occurs, that is it. It only takes something to happen to your prostate and then, you will understand what it means to eat noodles.

Keep eating your noodles. I pray you pass 45 years if you are a late millennial. It's not even rice or spaghetti ooo....noddles. grin

Don't worry.... 40 years ....just 40. When you pass that...come and insult me.

Read the bolded part in your post....one day, you will reflect and say.....yes...na me use my hand do myself cos dem tell me concerning this noodle...and it was my choice. It is always late for people who argue and defend their choices. In fact, it is hard to convince adults....dont worry....keep eating your noodles. To me... it is not my call to call you a glutton...you just don't know the consequence of your actions...but you will pay for it dearly. It is just a matter of time.

Best of luck!
Asians eat enough noodles for the entire planet 5 times over in their lifetime and the have the highest life expectancy.

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Health / Re: US Approves First Gene Therapies To Treat Sickle Cell Patients by LagosG: 2:01pm On Dec 10, 2023
Supremos:
More photos.

Me thinks this is a welcomed development, but I'm always skeptical about anything that has to do with gene alteration
Lmao! It's the future, my friend. Get used to it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 9th December 2023 by LagosG: 9:35pm On Dec 09, 2023
MayowaTallguy:
Unai emery
Nice one man,nice one
After been called a fluke u just have to take the villa job and prove them gunners wrong..
Now this is not a fluke,man City behind Aston villa with almost 6 point
Battering both City and arsenal back to back
Now other will take note not to look down on villa henceforth
Give unai is flowers already! He's a good coach.!!
Na their fellow small team go reset them

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 9th December 2023 by LagosG: 9:34pm On Dec 09, 2023
Shakirababy:



grin grin grin
🖕🏽
Crime / Re: DSS To Start Using Weapons Produced By Personnel – Bichi by LagosG: 8:11pm On Dec 09, 2023
Zonefree:
Small nyash wan shake undecided
Positivity will only extend your life expectancy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 9th December 2023 by LagosG: 8:09pm On Dec 09, 2023
FT 1-1
Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestinaians Paraded By IDF: Hamas Terrorists Or Civilians? by LagosG: 11:44am On Dec 09, 2023
k4kenny:


They've obviously contorled you into believing Hamas attacked civilians. Reports now coming out indicates Isreali forces fired at their own people on that day. Hamas only came to kidnap the civilians so they can be used as bargain to release thousands of Palestinian captured by the Isreali terrorists.


Also over 17000 palestinians killed, about half of which are children aren't civilians? You celebrate thousands on Palestinians killed by IDF terrorists but whine about a few Isrealis killed by the same IDF terrorists. Can you see the double standards?

They can't hide the truth forever. They ordered their soldiers to shoot EVERYONE, including their own citizens.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzlIapmEWmU?si=FoufPPR-i9OTwv1t


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTQcjyhPOIk?si=h0obBrrT8aY8wXfA


You're trying too hard. Nothing you say or do will change their mindset. Just leave them alone

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Music/Radio / Re: Video Of Mohbad’s Father Recording Song In Studio Causes Online Drama by LagosG: 11:39am On Dec 09, 2023
Social Media will cause the next world war

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Science/Technology / Re: See The Baby Owl We Caught While Playing On The School Field by LagosG: 11:36am On Dec 09, 2023
You tied its wings? Why? A baby for that matter. As far as that bird is concerned, you and your friends are hardened terrorists!!!

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Crime / Re: Six Teenagers Convicted In France Over Teacher’s Beheading In 2020 by LagosG: 11:32am On Dec 09, 2023
I'm not religious but spiritual. I'm enlightened enough to tow that path.

That said, Christianity also had its time where radicalism was the order of the day. The history is well documented. Just because we didn't live in that era doesn't mean we shouldn't acknowledge it. The African slave trade, The Dark Ages, The Spanish Inquisition, ati be be lo were all Christian projects. In a few thousand years, I believe the radicalism of Islam would have toned down. There are many Islamic Republics that are slowly changing their laws. It's just sad to be alive in this generation of unending violence. Islam is still the fastest growing religion and I believe this spread will allow for liberalism in the long run.
Nairaland / General / Re: Popular Port Harcourt Photographer, Wildshot, Dies In Fatal Accident by LagosG: 11:15am On Dec 09, 2023
It is an insult to the memory of someone to take such gory pictures.
This is how he will be remembered forever; as a lifeless bleeding meat sac. I've never known this guy or his achievements but whenever his name is mentioned after now, this is the image that will pop in my head. This is exactly why some people have closed casket burials; just so they can be remembered properly
Business / Re: Dangote Set To Flood African Market With Refined Petroleum Products by LagosG: 11:07am On Dec 09, 2023
Abeg o! Charity begins at home

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Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Smartest Thing You've Ever Seen Someone Do? by LagosG: 11:06am On Dec 09, 2023
Seems you've been living under Zuma rock

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Food / Re: See The Items I Bought For ₦5,650 (Picture) by LagosG: 11:01am On Dec 09, 2023
ufotunang:
Nigerians miss Peter obi...if Peter obi was the one in power all this prices of food stuffs would had been cheap ..he would had make the economy to be good and better
You mean the master importer?

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Politics / Re: Nigeria & Netherlands Sign Agreement For Establishment Of Solar Panel Factory by LagosG: 10:50am On Dec 09, 2023
asala1:
Who are the people advising our leaders? They are always going the wrong direction. How many solar panels do the Netherlands produce? They don’t even produce enough solar panels for their country. China is the world leader in solar panel production. They account for about 78% of the world’s output. If you need solar power and don’t go to China, you are just joking or playing politics.

Same mistake going to Germany (Siemens Energy) for power. These people can’t build all these infrastructure anymore, especially outside their continent and not in places as unstable as Nigeria. The project will still be in the feasibility stage for the next 4 years as it was in the past. If you are serious about power infrastructure, you go to China. For example, China has added more energy to its national grid in the last 4 years than the entire German installed energy capacity since it inception.

As they say in my circle, follow who know road.
Positivity will not kill you
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Vetoes UN Security Council Demand For Humanitarian Ceasefire In Gaza by LagosG: 9:54am On Dec 09, 2023
Righteousness2:
One thing many do under Stand today is that the Greatness of America all these years has been because of its relationship with ISRAEL.
America became a super power because of founding fathers deep relationship with ISRAEL.

The relationship with ISRAEL will also be a major cause of her fall.
I know the present America leadership will soon turn its back on Israel as Nomerica today has turns its back on God.
You are saying rubbish. When was America founded and when was Isreal founded? Ode oshi

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Crime / Re: Taiwo Oyekanmi: Ogun Govt. Places 50 Million Bounty On Director's Killers by LagosG: 10:36am On Dec 08, 2023
money121:

In what way my brother?
Let me know grin grin
Agba scholar
If person kill you (God forbid), you no go like make Dem place bounty for the person head?

Shebi you be money121? Doesn't that make sense to you? Besides, he's the state's Director of Finance and Administration! It is only befitting!

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