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But, its only the volvo that is cheap nah.....

That audi costing 40K dollars can buy about 10 toyota camry "muscle" which is a luxury car here in 9ja land....

AmmyMummy: did u do comprehension at al wen u ar in school, or u ar not a student or wat,wat is dere u dint understood, u ar nw preachin 2 d poster,just take a second look at ur username, or am i tinkin other wise, i tot dat charity begins at home

mummy, this your own lexis and structure too na die ooo!!!!

[quote author=baby_123]That was a Calabar belief not a Yoruba belief. Yoruba's have never killed twins.[/quote]please tell him again ooo my sister, thank u jare

who does not uderstand english comprehension now!!!

pDude: Ain't nobody got time for that

Reread my post. I used past tense. Meaning I was referring to the past.

Surprised you haven't figured that out yet

can you see your life

Yorubas have never killed twins, either in the past, present or future, i knew before that you were referring to the past nah...

Even some specific villages used to revere twins as deities, even up till this present moment!!!

Some yorubas cook beans every year just to appease them, or something....

Thats why i said get your facts right

[quote author=Okija_juju][b]Bia here Nwayi Poster;

The gods are not happy at all...

You fell from your mothers back?! Thats an abormination in 160 countries including the Vatican. You must properly appease the gods. Also, you will need to be bathed at night in Ezu River, perform the Shakira spiritual dance of purification, spend 6 nights in my room shrine and also makes sacrifices of atonement before the next 3 market days..

You will need the following items;

1. Brand new Unlocked Blackberry Z10 _{To call the gods}
2. The upper left Canine teeth of a 3 year old virgin humpback whale.
3. Two pieces of 6 yards original Hollandaise..
4. 1 all white Native goat, complete with biabia.
5. 3 kolanuts.
6. 4 bottles of Dom Perignon _{For libation}
5. 1 blind tsetse fly
6. 1, 100ml bottle of Chanel Bleu perfum _{For incense}

and

450,000 Naira in minted 500 Naira notes or its equivalent in British pounds or U.S dollars.

Failure to do this and you will only have yourself to blame.. Ask for the matter of your man dying, I will solve that one free for you as a bonanza package in our "Solve one problem, get another one free" promo..

_{The gods have spoken o!!! The price is negotiable.. Visit our website at ww.Okijajuju/datsall for solutions to all your spiritual matters, financial and emotional problems..Motto:The gods are wise...} [/b][/quote]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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never a dull moment with okija juju

pDude: English comprehension is your problem.

You should have paid more attention to your teacher back in primary school during English comprehension lessons

**yawns**

if you want to start an e-fight, not with me shaa....

pDude: Your husband doesn't need to know about it. It is a family affair and should be left in the family and not broadcast outside.

Moreover that is a traditional belief that has no backing. It is just like the Yoruba belief that twins were a bad omen and had to be killed. Superstitious beliefs is what has held many Africans down.

who told you that bladerdash??!?!?!!!

We yorubas love twins, we dont kill them, the highest rate of twinning in the entire world is here in yorubaland, so plss get your facts right....

@topic, these stuff are superstitious jare, just pray over it, especially your choice of spouse, may God guide you.....

Candidiasis, which is a fungal infection, is caused by candida albicans, a fungus that buds just like yeast, thats why it is given the second name "yeast infection"

patients normally do not contract the disease, but if discovered, suspect other causes of immunosuppression e.g HIV, cancer, diabetes, TB, etc. Pregnancy is also important...

Patients present with pruritus (itching) and a whitish, curdy discharge which may be foul-smelling...

Diagnosis is made by a speculum examination, in which a device called a speculum is inserted into the vagina and viewed by the doctor, white cheesy plaques are seen on the wall of the vagina, which bleed when removed. Swabs should also be taken for microscopy and culture...

Treatment: do a HIV test first

aadetoyin: So that means a Pap smear might be necessary?
Hmmmmm ok

babe, i didnt say a pap smear will be necessary, i am just sighting an example. Please try and understand me plss...

And @op, nobody is insulting you ooo, like she said we are just worried.....

But i stand my ground that i wont prescribe any drugs for you until you do that HIV test, you can go to another doctor if you like, its your choice....

Now let me tell you something now.....

If, God forbid, this patient comes up with HIV, these drugs may not work unless we stage the disease and do a CD4 count, so telling her to use one drug or the other may be a sheer waste of time....

And it doesnt matter whether she sees a specialist or not, even a house officer must know how to manage this kind of case, only when it comes to complicated scenarios like cervical cancer do we need the experienced hands of a specialist.....

aadetoyin: U don't need a regular doc for that. U need an OB/GYN and am sure u'll have to do High v.a.g.I.n.a swap hvs and pelvic scan amongst other things. Are u in lagos and which part of lagos.

HIV is present in those that has not had sex b4 Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo #just sayin

LOL.... She said she did the HVS, but a pelvic scan is not needed to detect candida infection...

But you are right tho... HIV can be contracted through other means, and that is why i want the OP to go for the test, candida cant just grow without a reason.....

For those staying in ilorin, one of my friends was nearly scammed by these crooks, their address is around saw mill garage, i heard another is around basin area...


The thing is, if it is too good to be true, run for your life....

bin gbagbo: thank you lagusta,....and how far with your wife's pregnancy?

she just gave birth to 32 children yesterday!!

Welcome boss......

Shuley: I have been to the hospital so many times but to no avail that why i am pleading for help

okay, please do you know your HIV status first Then we can talk later

In fact, this issue has been giving me carbuncles....

Its very VERY rampant here in ilorin, a so-called religious state; not only muslims ooo, even christians!!!

Imagine a married man still wooing a nurse where i once worked, while his wife was busy pushing her first child into the world.....

Imagine that!!?!!!?!!!!?!?

Boss, if you dont go to a dentist quickly, that tooth will go gangrenous, will affect other teeth, all your teeth will fall off, you wont be able to eat ileya meat, you wont toast any babe again, and you will be lonely, depressed, and...................

And when you get to the hospital, insist on taking an HIV test....

[quote author=baby_123] The hormonal man on a period is bringing frustration from another thread. Reason why his comment is a writeoff. This girl obviously was familiar with these dogs. Hence, my suspicion that something else may have caused it. For the dogs to be so riled up when the officers came to the house. hmm....[/quote]heheheehehhehe........

Well, RIP to the lady.....

Jenny20: My heart goes to the victim.

I'm contemplating getting a Pitbull for pet, but stories like this scares me. I have been told pitbulls can be very dangerous especially if you have lil kids at home. Any advise about this?

i really wish you can have a rethink about that... Sometimes a dog can turn against its master, whether a pitbull, rott-weiler or a poodle...

@baby123....

Lets all calm down here please, we dont want some useless dogs to spoil our fun nah...

i just mentioned rabies, i didnt mean the dogs HAVE rabies, it could be other things like getting used to raw flesh, etc....

And you may be right, the poor girl could have "looked for the dog's trouble" as we say in 9ja

and thats why i say we should STAY CLEAR OF UNKNOWN DOGS, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

I have posted this joke before, very very funny....

leatherman: Hmmnn, a dream job will not a generic description, cos it will vary as much as the world's working class population.

A Good job should provide basic life needs.

on point tho...

Siena: Please read what you've posted here, and see if it makes any sense to you. A young teen's been savaged to death by canines, and you're bringing indecent dressing into the mix. Where's the correlation?

What on earth are you on?

oga please try and be ignoring these riff raffs, not all nairalanders are sane you know??

Is it called a good job, a dream job or an ideal job

Because all those options make up the dream or ideal job, which can never exist....

Well, to me a good job entails all of the above except E,G and H. I can build my competence myself in other fields....

[quote author=baby_123]. Very unnecessary post. I am sure we mean the same thing. And I did read the article. The fact is, 4 dogs cannot attack at once if she was not eating in front of them. I have had dogs and as kids we did taunt them with meat, so I know what kids can do. So save the patronizing speech.[/quote]if you didnt know before, you'd better know now, dogs can attack without being taunted, if they have rabies....

Also, some dogs can act wild if they have bitten someone before, or if they are used to raw flesh...

Please dont go near unknown dogs, its dangerous!!!!

xynerise: The owner of the dogs must be feeding them with raw flesh.

exactly!!!

I hate dogs with a passion, if you must keep a pet, canaries, parrots and rabbits are more cute and cuddly than rabid dogs....

But, this yoke has been pasted 586255842325786853652332335258 times!!!!

So sad, may her soul RIPP

femmyb: And the bloody Mopol has sent many military men and wannabes like you
to their early grave, what a dumb reason for joining the military.

look, just because you were given an archaic desktop computer to surf the net doesnt mean you have to use your leprosy infested fingers to type rubbish...

And its YOU that will be sent to an early grave by a trigger happy NSCDC, not me.....

Nairaland really needs to screen newbies for mental fitness....

Funny and stuupiid

spikes C: Oga me, they lose it as soon as they see the nearest civilian. Most of the recruits are old hags with nothing in their head. The Nigerian military, just like Nigeria, has been soiled.

By the way, i love their uniforms and really wanted to join...but the above....

I don't have ur time now, i just might later.
I can provide videos actually....rotten military.

And you, just wanna rain pay loads, is a rotten recruit with nothing on ya head. Shoot first think later syndrome

yes sir, this is the main reason why i want to join the military...

I have been harrased by policemen, mopol, FRSC, lastma, etc, just because they were given the priviledge to wear a uniform. If i join the air force, and i see a bloody mopol giving a civilian tough time, i'll step in to protect the poor lad, thats how it should be.....