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That is not a father christmas, that na correct ALIJONU!!

And the boy is still standing, looking.... If na me I for pack my bathroom slippers, tear race commot, na that time I go kno say bolt na snail...

But it is old, I had this pic on my old BBstorm since last year.....


E still funny shaa

or

Imagine, see ur scatter scatter preak like shehu shagari own

That looks like homar to me!!!!

Happy weekend folks!!!!

Gerrard59: [/color]Thanks very much esp for the anatomy part, God bless.

The prospects,cos most folks complain about the irrelevance of Anatomy and also Micro biology in the today's world.

Also, the requirements,years,cost e.t.c it takes to study a course like for example Anatomy.
Is it {Anatomy,based on yur elucidation} similar to Med & surg.

I hope am not asking too much question.[color=#000099]

Nobody can ask me too many questions, cos I love giving too many answers....

Who says those courses are irrelevant to today's world?? All are still relevant. Stem cell technology started from anatomists, what of gene therapy, teratology (study of adverse effects of drugs on the unborn child) and so on.... A good knowledge of anatomy guides the surgeon on different blood vessels and nerves before undertaking any surgery,,,

Sorry I didn't explain microbiology, it deals with the biology of organisms not visible to the naked eye. Medical microbiology deals with those organisms that are important to man's health... So how can this subject also be irrelevant?? Without microbiology, will we kno about HIV/AIDS, SARS, bird flu, tetracycline resistant cholera, etc

Anatomy is the foundation of surgery, physiology is the foundation of medicine...

All courses are for four years, except pharmacy that is 5 years with one year internship

Hop I answered your question!!!!

Amoeba

Dr. Prof. Bin, don't worry, I m in front of u and behind u, (I can't be on top of u, since I m not gay!!! )

*throws a uranium-plutonium- 77JDF5 explosive modulator into the kaposi sarcoma infected thread*

Gerrard59: [/color] Hi Folks, have been following this thread right from the onset,thanks to Dr.Lagusta.

Sir Lagusta, i would like it if you can elucidate for me- Anatomy,Microbio,Biochem and Pharmacy as courses. Thanks in advance




Btw,i added yu on 2go.



Thanks once a again.[color=#000099]

Yeah, these subjects are really simple to elucidate:

Anatomy deals with the structure of the human body, the study of muscles, bones, blood vessels, nerves and other organs, both the macro and the microscopic view. It is divided into gross anatomy (macroscopic anatomy), histology (microscopic anatomy, tissue level) cytology (microscopic anatomy, cellular level) and embryology (developmental anatomy, from the zygote to the neonate)

Physiology deals with the function of the human body. It entails how all body organs and systems function and work together in harmony!

Biochemistry deals with the chemical components of the human body, and all the basic body chemical reactions that occur everyday of our lives!!

Now I don't kno whether u are referring to pharmacy or pharmacology...
Pharmacy deals with the production, administration and control of drugs..
Pharmacology however is the study of the chemistry of drugs, how it is absorbed by the body, distributed, metabolized and eliminated or excreted. It also deals with the effect of the body on the drug, and the effect of the drug on the body.


One of my best subjects in medical school was pharmacology, cos without it, you will just be giving all sorts of drugs to the wrong people at the wrong time!!!

Now, what's the difference between a fistula and a fissure.....

^^^^^^ like ur pic...


CRIMINALIZED COCKROACH!!!

Earthworm

Pls send that pic on whatsapp

toyingbad: its amazing u know about fistulas already, n u r a fresher. But fistulas are not from burning sha, they are mostly congenital

Not all are congenital... The vesicovaginal fistula (VVF) is usually caused by trauma, obstructed labour and gishiri cuts!!!!

Yes, I want valiant to say amen to this:


All your enemies shall give birth to aliens with eyes of a cockroach, nose of an iguana, mouth of a cricket and legs of a crab!!!!

LONG LIVE PROJAN!
LONG LIVE MADNESS REPUBLIC!!
LONG LIVE JOKES SECTION!!!
LONG LIVE NAIRALAND!!!!

Lobster

Ajibel: Dumb joke from a dumb brain

Ajibel, can't u even shine a single tooth Always critisizing and criticising and critizisin!!!!!

inurmind: Just start crying.
Then kneel down, raise your hands to the sky and start singing ''this world is not my home, i'm just passing through''

I wanna use this forum to say a very big congrats to the batch B medical graduands of unilorin, as they are inducted into the medical profession!!!

Cosmos, qamarudeen, hidayat, sola shittu, segun jenyo, etc...... May the Good Lord continue to bless all of u as u step into the real world of doctorhood!!!!

And to us who are still in the struggle, by God's grace, we shall all make it to the finish line...

Pro deos, pro unitate, pro partia!!!!

Very corrupt and Hot boss....

Nice one tho

BG u r da bomb!!!! I read this joke to my wife and she nearly missed her period!!!!!

Andyblaze: Hahaha atleast some pple laff...ma tell una no be must say I go copy n opaste. Jokes here..just somtin original like dis could make pple smile

Are u for real

Nobody go kill u, na u go kill yourself...

Oya choose one, its either you pee on a live transformer or you go suck the kitty-kat of a lioness!!!

Thanx for co-operating

Iguana

Abeg knack me small apacco for there!!!!!

*pooping on my landlord's head while he is sleeping, but he thinks its ewa goyi, so he opens his mouth to enjoy the merchandise*

Valiant, you have disappointed me, what are you doing in that God-forsaken NPJC or NJPC or whatever....

Please join PROJAN please.....

















UP PROJAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!














MADNESS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!












*SHOOTS MISSILES, THROWS BOMBS AND FARTS THRICE*

Kadata: PS: I really think you should be aborted (i am sure there's a law somewhere on the planet that would allow an adult like you to be exterminated).

Bros, are u sure u r a medic, I don't think so ooo

I created this forum so that like minds will rub minds and exchange minds... Not to insult, fight, abuse and stuff like that!!!

In this profession, you have to be disciplined, and be willing to learn from others...

I also thought dentists were different from docs, but this forum helped shed light into the matter faa...

Wait first, if a patient comes to your clinic, is this the kind of language you will be hauling at them at the slightest provocation?? ??

Please, let this matter die down... ABEGGI!!!!

GORILLA

See, I have said this before and I will say it again... DOCTORS AND DENTISTS ARE ONE AND THE SAME... At least we all save lives, paid the same, spend the same no of years, taught the same thing (except o n g) and we are all given the title "doctor"


The only thing I don't agree with is the fact that dentists have a better social life.... There are some pure medical specialties that give doctors space for other activities like community health, pathology, radiology, etc

Hey, u copied and pasted my joke.....

It was this response that got me jerking on the floor.......

Chokolee: Wife:What is my value in d family.
Husband :Unknown Virus

larride: Don't put my wife name as someone's else reward

Eeeh, e pele ooo, e ma binu ooo, oko iyawo!!!

LOL