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LWKMD..... Very very very vry very funny. I laff in swahili

Aaaaah, bro ken for church again Lol

Dis joke makes sense to me

bunmioguns: .

You no tell me say u dey among dem boko Haram
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**Pick race comot frm thread**

Na wa ooo, just because I saidafrica is da bomb, u com talk say I be boko haram.

GOD will neva make me kill anoda human being, I can't even call u boko haram.

Please don't call me dat again

kingsyiyke: We r talking abt Jokes here, u r asking rubbish que.....I HARMER UR BROKOS THERE WITH SIZE 49!!!

booqee: Answer is letter 'A'.
I wish u goodluck in ur promotional exam from KG1 to KG2. I sincerely pray u don't repeat again dis year, cos all ur mate are now in jss1. Best of luck buddy!

Now these r the real jokes, can't stop laughin

This is a waste of kilobytes in my 1500 BBC

^^^ @op guy, someone told u ur joke is dry, next tin is to yab him abi?

U r hereby banned from the jokes section for life!!!!!!!!

@realsaMmie, don't mind dem jare, d joke mak sense....

@ OP, no mind dem jare,

They invented ludo,we invented ayo!

They founded hollywood, we founded nollywood

AFRICA, WE R DA BOMB!!!

IZUKWU: the man refused to allow her leave or even leave himself and she constantly on the phone through that time ,i had to go and come back later and yet the man followed her home and refused to go. I am thinking of whether the man has spend my money on her that he can't forget. One of the reasons that i won't spend anyhow on any of my gf so that i won't regret.

girls r neva to be trusted!

The only women u can trust are ur mom, sister and wife. The wife gaaan sef, e get comma

bukatyne: goodmorn, ow re u? and wat is d correlation btw calling ur guy baby n d stuffs u listed above? wat of a man that calls his woman 'baby', 'my girl' etc?

hey, gud mornin 2 u 2, m fine, hop u r too....

What i posted is real life, happening to my nextdoor neighbour. D hussie dey wash pant, wash cooking pot, grind pepper, nd wife dey call am baby...

Only the wife should be called baby. At least her dowry was paid, she didnt pay groom price, abi?

CHEERS!!!

Any lady dat calls a guy baby, dat guy is in for it...... Very soon, its gonna be: "hey baby, can u please wash my menses-stained panties, co-stay bra, nd junior's nappies? Oh thank u baby for cooking the egusi soup! Baby please wash my car for me" RUUUUBBBIISSSHHHHH!!!!!!

annoymous: Was at iya yusuf last weekend - lovely food. Den went to the rock on sobi road n climbed together. Loads of fun we had. Retired for the day with nice multiplayer games n oda fun apps - weekend to remember, it was. Thx all for d recommendations. Gracias

u canalso go to asa dam, by the lake.

Water view along GRA is a cool spot too.

Bovina has the most exotic club in ilorin, along new yidi road.

There r three branches of iya yusuf: tanke, offa garage and sawmill.

Sobi rock, kingstone, museum..... There r very nice places in ilorin. Maybe we can hook up

Hmmmm, GIRRLSSSS!!!

That ur gf is not trustworthy. I m not GOD or a judge, but after what i read, i just shake my head in dismay.

Thank GOD the relationship is just 3mths, u can get a better girl.

P.S: some pple will say its nt d girl's fault, but 2 me, u guyz shld hav left after d 30mins talk, y did she stay

segzi cres: the brain will always make the heart feel and look stupid, the heart will do the same to make the brain look stupid. but if you analyse it well one will understand that d brain is always right, that's where we make our daily decisions, it's where u get to decide and analyse if something's good for you or not. so as far as im concerned BLOCKING out the heart is what every man needs.

bros abeg, this is the romance section, not the wisdom section. Oya go to wisdom section NOOOOOOOW

Na wa ooo, OP said u guyz shld giv advice, next thing two boys r fightin...

@OP, which 1 4cks better, choose that

sexkillz: [color=#000030]She married him. Actually, he married her with her money. . . [/color]

hmmmmm, neva thot of it that way.........

mikuz: Nice joke pweety! Are you on 2go?

hey hey hey, no toasting in the jokes section, go to romance.......
@op, nice joke

This tread reminds me of my nextdoor neighbour, not only does he wash bra nd panties, but also grinds pepper, cooks stew, washes the pots nd plates, even washes the wife's car. The man dosent hav a car, looks shabby nd unkempt, while the wife nd kids r clean nd good-looking...
What do we say to that

If anybody post any dry yoke again, no answer am, na attention him want

realsammie: I no laugh

:/

Well.........

Now, this is poverty at its best....
Cool joke anyway

Very funny, lololololololololol

femi4: Teacher:- We are talking about what we called "Question Tags", Examples are:-

She is Coming, isn't she?
They have eaten, havn't they?

Teacher:-Now who can give me another Example?
190:- Na Yam we go chop today, Chopn't we?
Kills:- What kind of Sentence is that, Pls who can Correct him?
Seun:- Aunty, pls no mind him jare, the Correct one na, Na yam we go chop today, Yamn't we?


Guys Drop Yours, This is mine
I don waka o, wakan't I.?

guy u r very dry, dryn't u

Iranoladun: Monosodium Glutamate (MSG) is very dangerous and not recommended again for food seasoning. Please read the article below and if still in doubt visit WHO page.

However, it will surprise you to know that most of the alternative food seasonings like Knorr, maggi etc also contains MSG. Apart from the harmful effect of MSG it also have addictive tendency i.e. it makes you to eat more! Reason most restaurant do not want to part with it . I always advise people who use maggi, knorr etc to use them sparingly because of the MSG content


Monosodium Glutamate MSG Health Dangers and Side Effects of Toxic Additives[
http://www.resourcesforlife.com/docs/item1225

u are very correct, the active ingredient (monosodium glutamate) is a well known carcinogen. Present in indomie seasoning (in fact all types of noodles), maggi, knorr, nd oda seasonings.

The highest concentration is in ajinomoto, as u can all see that it is the raw salt. So it is more dangerous...

Thats y villagers live longer, they use natural seasonings e.g locust beans, potash, smoked fish, crayfish, etc.

[quote author=life_style]I always add it to my tea every morning... [/quote]whattt! Its nt sugar, its monosodium glutamate, and it is a known carcinogen

D joke try