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Dis joke mak me nearly break my fast...... 9ce 1 there

toygod2: FAIRY TALE? ABI NA DREAM?.......not funny

I onli like d part,wey say sweat gather for hm face

Bros abeg park well jare, this is one of the best jokes I hav seen, not the rubbish we all post here...... Abeg go hang ur prriccckkk on top spinning ceiling fan,,,,,,,

Laitesmart: Q... What is the highest height of shock?

A... The highest height of shock is when you are having intimacy.x with a pregnant woman and a hand suddenly grabs ur diick 4rm d inside.

Dis one got me laffin sotey I nearly break my fast

Abeg no break my fast oooooh

Hey booqEe, congrats, m happy u now hav a man 2 control......

Just don't giv him ur panties to wash shaaa, cos dat will be baaadt meehn.....

Pls gimme ur pin shap shap

Ha ha very funny, he ha ho hu hua

Hmmmmmmm, u really tied my hands there, I hav nothing to say again.

Well parents, u kno wat to do....

Hello, why did u copy and paste my joke noooowwww, m not happy at all

Dis one simple nah.......

D answer na.........












NOKIA 3310


Jst jokin, answer is blackberry

Posters, the truth is love can conquer even the strongest magic!!!

One of the most renowned professors in paediatrics (child health) has an AS genotype and married a nurse with the same genotype. They are more learned than even me a doctor, but still got married. This man has even taken my oral exam about sickle cell. But guess what: the man has three sicklers and has lost one!

Hop this post will shed more light into the matter

Ask and it shall be given unto u......

Seek and u shall find......

Knock, and the door will be opened unto u......

Hope that answers ur query

Cover do blow...... When the wind blows, we see the kitty of a chick!

9ce joke sha

Exponental: And if guys have slept with over 10 girls, he becomes a filling station...lol

females shld try comment naa...dont fill guilty jooor

Tru talk jare, but which is better, a toilet or a filling station?

Funny funny funny

These jokes are good, especially that of the policeman and the drunkard, that got me crackin!!!

Now this is funny

Seen and heard the joke before but still very very very very very funny.

U even remixed it very well

MRbrownJAY: so are you basing WESTERN CIVILIZATION dance culture on 30yr old "Beyonce"?! or better yet, do you really think that these children have been watching p[b]o[/b]rn or some hot movies?! you make no damn sense, especially when we know that our ancestors were dancing HALF NEKKID (so anyone in a bathing suit is a much better).

yes we see a lot of strange stuff happening in the west, AS WE EQUALLY SEE STRANGE STUFF HAPPENING IN AFRICA, get real!

Sir, please be realistic,,,

These children can't behave this way unless they see adults behave like that. They put their trust in us, they see that everything we do is ok, including intimacy, b.oo.ty dance etc....

If an adult can take these pics without seeing anything wrong, then don't u think an adult may be watchin some hot movie, the kids are there and the adult dosent tell them to close their eyes or even tell them to play outside?


Yes, our ancestors dance bare chested, but our culture has norms and taboos, especially when it comes to virginity.


So............

Dis is really funny, but beware, the fear of being MUKINALIZED........

^^^ abeg joke dey oo, u no c bear dey knidon dey pray nii.......

@op well done jare

The day I faced traffic in lagos, with all the speed nd stuff, WHY: cos I wanted to beat traffic!!!! If LASTMA catch me I for hear......

Let's make it simple: they behave as if they've never pooped, farted or picked their noses in their smelly nd sorry lives

MRbrownJAY: western what?!?!?!?!?!?!? bro, what kind of homemade brew are you sipping on?! when was the last time you saw any "western" dancing with roots with such outrageous dancing?! i guess you havent seen how them ladies dance the COUPÉ DECALÉ lately? or how them Jamo ladies are grinding ferociously?! is that also part of the bad influence from "western civilization"?

Guy abeg, let's face facts abeg.......

In a real african culture, women dance seperate from men, even if they dance together, the man will still be afraid to touch her back not to talk of her waists.


But now what do we see: women wit bikini, beyonce dancing with a bathing suit, films wit hot romance, porn, etc..... ALL SEEN BY OUR PRECIOUS CHILDREN?!?!?!?!?!?


Now u tell me I sip brew, if u stop smoking weed, u'll kno dat........ All those I mentioned came from where........

Answer urself

Thank u all for all ur contributions.

I saw those pics posted on my BBM, nd I thot 2 myself: how can two kids be doing this rubbish and a crrazee adult is busy taking the pics

That's why I posted the pics on this forum, so that God loving family men and women can tell us how they feel, what should be done, etc...

To tell u the truth, this western civilization has turned some of our kids into rogues (pardon my expression).

LesbianBoy: I want boys through out! I have done so many stuff too ladies and i wouldnt want any guy doing it to my daughter if i have one becos i fit kill person!

Hmmmm, I am smelling guilty conscience.....

Remember what they say about nemesis......

Better change ur ways.

ismhab: WITHOUT ANY DOUBT HE IS A MEMBER OF BOKO HARAM THUGS.

Come, what is the meaning of all this

Anybody in nigeria is now a boko haram abi

NA WAAA OOOOOOO!!!!!

Wetin com concern boko haram wit murder now?

Naija 4 show!!!!!!

Even here in ilorin, pure water is N5, u can even buy two with that fiver, so WTF is happening in abuja!!!!!

If u see your child, or children doing this, what are u going to do?

Beat them, pamper them, shout.......


Sorry if the pix are disturbing.....

I really wanted a boy as my first child, but I couldn't argue wit God when He gave me my first daughter.

I think this will giv u d answer

Panshow: @All, on my way to the psychiatry, ''madt tinz''.

I advise u go to Dr. Bin's memorial psychiatric hospital. I heard that their new electroshock therapy works wonders. I m sure a whooping 11,000volts jolting ur medulla oblongata will work wonders......

Give me a feedback when u r done




C YA!!!!!!!!