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Agriculture / Re: FG To Slash Fertiliser Price To Boost Agric Production by Laid2001: 10:32am On Jan 27, 2017
You said same about N-power and the 5k for the poor program!

Both are now ongoing and running!



vatiqan:





Na Ode be your other names. You yeye ehn. How many times hv you heard this word.... FG to, FG would soon, FG abt to; what a clueless sent of imbeciles.
Agriculture / Re: FG To Slash Fertiliser Price To Boost Agric Production by Laid2001: 10:31am On Jan 27, 2017
Exactly,

Every action starts with all these verbs before they get materialize.

FG have commenced campaign promises Like; N-power, 5k for the extreme poor, school feeding and most importantly prosecution of curropt people is ongoing and convictions are trickling in already like the MD of Ontario sentenced to 10 years in prison for subsidy fraud.!



seankay:
FG to
FG will
FG about to
FG is going to


When are we going to start hearing "FG commences..."?

Note : I'm not talking of FG commences recession undecided
Politics / Re: Reps Urge Shell To Suspend Planned Relocation Of It HQ From Port-harcourt by Laid2001: 10:17am On Jan 27, 2017
Even Ben Bruce has shutdown his Silverbird cinema in PH.! Due to same reason of unfavourable environment!.

Asari Dokubo has no investment in ND. Many of the NDeltans have their investments outside the region and yet they will be making noise that others are relocating.

Why wont shell relocate when there is no security of life and properties.!!

Total has already relocated its administration to Lagos and left only core operation staff in PH. They don't have to relocate head office!. Just relocate staff, Admin staff oo, external relation, Engineering design and even project teams oo. All staff that are non-field based staff should be relocated to either Abuja or Lagos.!

Keep the building in PH and let them be seeing it empty!. All relocated staff will surely relocate with their tax to the new state.

The stupid youth of ND can not do more than what they are doing now!. Even with the Amnesty free money, they still continued to bomb pipelines, kidnap people, barricade offices, harass companies and carry out crude theft. What else can they still do.

Shell major trunklines are down 50% of time and the Forcados terminal has been down since last year February due to the bombing by NDA.!

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Religion / Re: Elderly Woman Accused Of Witchcraft Is Beaten Mercilessly & Stoned (video) by Laid2001: 9:08am On Jan 27, 2017
Why not call that religion its name in this instance as well.


1Rebel:
Religion is the reason africa will NEVER move forward.
Religion / Re: Bomb Discovered On A Church Altar In Benin - Facebook User (Photos) by Laid2001: 6:25pm On Jan 26, 2017
We know you are lying but continue.......
Politics / Re: UK Court Blocks Niger Delta Pollution Claims Against Shell by Laid2001: 5:59pm On Jan 26, 2017
Shell is not liable for those oil spill at all.

The law is clear, the ogonis spend decades in a dutch court, they end up settling out of court with Shell without admission of guilt.!!!

If the law stipulates that shell should not pay compensations for sabotage, to discourage it, I see no how any community will win such case against Shell in a sensible law court.

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NYSC / Re: Corper Protects Herself From Mosquitoes At Niger State NYSC Camp (Photo) by Laid2001: 12:30pm On Jan 26, 2017
yee, see freshness on your DP

kenonze:
She may not wake alive
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Attends UNN's Convocation (Photos) by Laid2001: 6:25pm On Jan 24, 2017
ALL these kids should stop the hate please!

Must everything on Nairalander be about tribe and religion!!
Haba, you guys are wearing some of us out and Seun and his gangs of Moderators need to really do something about this.

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Politics / Re: Why Are Computers Budgeted For Every Year? – Sen. Abaribe by Laid2001: 6:15pm On Jan 24, 2017
Computers are typically used for 4 years before it becomes obsolete. This is usually the life span used in a corporate world.
However there is a catch, it is not 100% that are change at the same time. More like 25% are budgeted for yearly!!

Many of these Senators trying to run the country does not have idea how things works.

Computers are required to be budgeted for yearly because, there is usually turn over yearly of some computers due to be changed to new ones.!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Adama Barrow Appoints Fatoumata Tambajang As VP by Laid2001: 10:57am On Jan 24, 2017
Small brain you don't even have!!
What has Gambia got to do with your Nigeria hatred for each other!


korel9:
She looks like an Afonja
Foreign Affairs / Re: Adama Barrow Appoints Fatoumata Tambajang As VP by Laid2001: 10:53am On Jan 24, 2017
A lot of Nigerians are illiterates.

Gush!! what quality of education do we have this days in this country.?

A lot of the post on this forum is so entrenched in hate that, if they were to be in a sane clime, they will end up in jail!.

The woman is African and beautiful!!!!.

Gambians seems to be a cousin to some Nigerian tribe. She has dressed in her traditional attire and that is good.
Politics / Re: Reps Fault N145 Fuel Pump Price, Accuses PPPRA Of Fraud by Laid2001: 10:16am On Jan 24, 2017
Crude oil is actually sold and bought in Dollars.

PDP is $0.5 and APC is $0.3


gentlepraise:

PDP = 87, APC = 145. My broda did u c d big fraudster here?
Politics / Re: Reps Fault N145 Fuel Pump Price, Accuses PPPRA Of Fraud by Laid2001: 10:14am On Jan 24, 2017
So based on the argument of these mumu reps,
The PPPRA should just remove the 30k and the 87k from the prize template and you will still get N143.83k per litter.

Walahi, this people are stupid. Because of N1.17k built into the template for administrative and port charges, the PPPRA should ask the private business men to be selling at a loss lower than N143.83k based on there own logic!!

Surely, these Rep guys only want someone to grease their elbow for doing their work.

If the value of Naira keeps falling, price of fuel will go up and that is a fact!!
Business / Re: Take A Look At Ifeanyi Ubah's House by Laid2001: 3:42pm On Jan 23, 2017
kk
Travel / Re: Avoid Libya; Death Penalty Awaits You There – Nigeria Warns Migrants by Laid2001: 3:36pm On Jan 23, 2017
Clap for yourself!,
What are you still waiting for, shebi Nigeria is a zoo, and it is better to die trying than to stay put here. We are waiting for your story during your escapade to Libya oo.


ArabMopol:
stupid incompetent government that can't provide for it citizens....its better they die while trying than to die by Nigeria force

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Travel / Re: Avoid Libya; Death Penalty Awaits You There – Nigeria Warns Migrants by Laid2001: 1:59pm On Jan 23, 2017
Ok. Go there na!
They are waiting for you. please record your escapade for Nairalander to follow till end!!

sorom4:
Improve the living conditions of Nigerians and you will see that they will not think of migrating to Libya or any other country to be killed

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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Naija Being Shot In South Africa - Nigerians React by Laid2001: 1:55pm On Jan 23, 2017
God bless
Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Photo Of Buhari Watching Channels TV In London by Laid2001: 1:52pm On Jan 23, 2017
Walahi your head don go gaga.!

osusuallstars:
[s]you will never have rest in your life , the hottest part of hell is reserved for you and your generation for ordering the killing of unarmed biafrans celebrating Trump victory. You took our oil money #500million dollars to sponsor clinton campaign but she failed woefully , why why why buhari. The day we decide to take up arms, Daura, Malumfashi, Katsina, Dutse ma, and all other smaller towns in Kastina state will never be safe[/s].
Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Photo Of Buhari Watching Channels TV In London by Laid2001: 1:49pm On Jan 23, 2017
God bless @Mbuhari
God bless Nigeria

Long live Nigeria
Long Life @MBuhari
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke's 2 Mansions In Dubai - Photos By Sahara Reporters by Laid2001: 11:10am On Jan 23, 2017
will you say the same thing when you catch an armed robber in your area or even house!
"No be only him be armed robber na why the persecution"


Love Machine:
ABI.No be only diezene steal Na.Why the persecution?

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Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-Madueke's 2 Mansions In Dubai - Photos By Sahara Reporters by Laid2001: 10:57am On Jan 23, 2017
She works in Oil company my foot!!.

While her MD and other directors can not afford same luxury.!!!

In Cases of Fraud, you have to proof your source of income!. People shouting about Buratai don't understand how the politics is played. Buratai declared the house in his asset declaration as belonging to his wife!. His wife incidentally comes from a rich home too.
Diezani on the other hand did not declare many of these assets in her own forms, and could not have done so since she was overwhelmed with cash when she got in and she already made the declarations as Transport minister during Yaradua's time before. Most of these mansions all over the places were acquired during her time in office, hence their absence in her asset declaration form.

To me, even if Buratai is guilty, while I prefer all thieves to be caught and dealt with, I would rather one thief is caught rather than two thieves going scot free. After all its our money they stole and all have to face the music eventually. One thief caught is better than none.


Chiedu4Trump:


No mind them

She worked in Oil company., hers is fraud.

The Buratia Chief of Army Staff has houses in Dubai and his is okay.
Where army man see money?

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Education / Re: Daniel Nkemelu Graduates With 7.0 CGPA From University Of Ibadan (Pic) by Laid2001: 10:07am On Jan 23, 2017
The MODs seems to be biased too. Yet when you type Afonjas, it does not change it!. They are already biased now!!!

uzolexis:

It is very true Seun. Nairaland has become too toxic with tribal E-wars, it's so depressing and I think your MODs have a hand in this. For instance, if one types flat.heads it automatically becomes Igbos, what is the meaning of that
Education / Re: Daniel Nkemelu Graduates With 7.0 CGPA From University Of Ibadan (Pic) by Laid2001: 10:04am On Jan 23, 2017
TWALE to this young boy!

However, UI have produced a 7pointer before. He is Dr.Oyeama of the Lagos Business school. Hope he is still there sha!!!
Education / Re: Umar Musa University Bans Christian Gatherings Leaving Islamic Gathering Only by Laid2001: 11:32am On Jan 22, 2017
Even River state university of science and technology does not allow MSS and infact demolished the only Mosque that was in the school.

The Muslim students being Law Abiding students, went to court and won the university, Yet RSUST appealed to the appeal court.!!!



Khd95:
Does covenant,redeemers university etc allow muslim gathering


U just want to make trouble where nd when there is none.


I passs

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Politics / Re: Sumner Shagari Sambo At War Zones: "Not All Journalists Are Lazy" by Laid2001: 9:47pm On Jan 14, 2017
hmm, Nigerians ! hen...
My brothers have started seeing flying bullets in picture.

Ask for the video footage and you will see that it was taken at the war zone, but asking for a picture of him dodging bullets na over kill. Not Amanpour or your other slave masters does that in pictures as well!!!. You can only see that in a motion picture...




Afam4eva:
That one look like warzone? Warzone where crowd full. Let's see a picture of him dodging bullet like Christin Amanpour and Becky Anderson have done. Snapping picture in front of a burnt armoured tank does not imply warzone.

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Politics / Re: Sumner Shagari Sambo At War Zones: "Not All Journalists Are Lazy" by Laid2001: 9:42pm On Jan 14, 2017
Thumbs up for our hero!!
Politics / Re: FG Suspends FRC Corporate Governance Code by Laid2001: 9:34am On Jan 10, 2017
The Obazee of a guy is biting more than he can chew. FRC has no business regulating more than finance and accounting of the various organisations!

aminulive:

The Council is responsible for setting and promoting compliance with standards for accounting, financial reporting and auditing in Nigeria. It also regulates the practices of professionals involved in financial reporting and promotes good practices in financial reporting and corporate governance in Nigeria.



So if he is dabbling into corporate governance of the various organisations, it is outside its mandate. He should have focused on the finances and how it is accounted for. Shikena. Moreso, this was the same guy used to scuttle SLS then. He made FGN to spend money on unnecessary litigation then which FRCN lost to SLS. Although, it was like a blessing in disguise for SLS as probably would not have been Amir of Kano without that conflict with GEJ government.!

FRC has been moving from litigation to litigation in trying to muscle several organizations. More so, his tenure has ended. It is already five years since his assumption of office!.


What FRC should have done, is to put strong regulations in place to control how the Churches and the other NGOs run their finances. It could even stipulate that no signatory to the finance books and account of the organisations (or be in charge of the money) can remain so for more than certain no of years. And even empower banks to implement same.
Politics / Re: Shareholders Rejoice As Buhari Fires FRC Boss by Laid2001: 9:32am On Jan 10, 2017
The Obazee of a man was taking FRCN beyond its mandate!!

The Council is responsible for setting and promoting compliance with standards for accounting, financial reporting and auditing in Nigeria. It also regulates the practices of professionals involved in financial reporting and promotes good practices in financial reporting and corporate governance in Nigeria.

So if he is dabbling into corporate governance of the various organisations, it is outside its mandate. He should have focused on the finances and how it is accounted for. Shikena. Moreso, this was the same guy used to scuttle SLS then. He made FGN to spend money on unnecessary litigation then which FRCN lost to SLS. Although, it was like a blessing in disguise for SLS as probably would not have been Amir of Kano without that conflict with GEJ government.!

FRC has been moving from litigation to litigation in trying to muscle several organizations. More so, his tenure has ended. It is already five years since his assumption of office!.

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Politics / Re: Governance Code: Enelamah & Obazee Clash Over Adeboye, Others by Laid2001: 3:19pm On Jan 09, 2017
Shut up!!
This was GEJ law, being pursued by a christian, Obaze of FRCN, appointed by GEJ.

The appointee of Buhari, Enelamah, is trying to salvage the situation.!!



ScotsReferendum:
angry


See the disaster Adeboye Kumuyi Mbaka brought to Nigeria through their quiet and open support for APC


Is Pastor Bosun not right after all

When you remove our spiritual leaders, Satan then ensures that false pastors take over the pulpits and destroy the church making it easy to islamize Nigeria

Adeboye has destroyed Christianity


Do we listen to the Government or God.?


Oh God grant we Igbos our wish. Our faith is on the line.


Jesus and HolySpirit we Igbos don't want to end up like Turkey.
Business / Re: Lagos State Govt Demolishes Oshodi Market (photos) by Laid2001: 7:41am On Jan 08, 2017
You surely dont know what you are talking.
Lagos IGR was less than a billion naira per month during Tinubu. Tinubu put down the foundation for increased IGR during his second term, increasing it to more than 10 billion per month. Fashola continued in his stead and hit 20 billion per month and Ambole has already taken on their steps and it keeps increasing. Now the Lagos monthly IGR is higher than yearly IGR of some states. During GEJ tenure, Delta, Rivers, and Akwa Ibom (due to very high Federal allocation & 13% derivation) used to have similar yearly budget amount as Lagos in the neighbourhood of 350billion to 400billion per anum. Yet mostly nothing to show, other than few roads. Check this years budget of these states, Lagos has dwarfed all of them!

Do you still think the Lagos governors are mediocre like your governors!!!!



XXLDICK:

Lagos has the highest IGR not because of their governors.
It has always being that way since Lagos was the capital of Nigeria. Before Tinubu ever dreamt of being a governor

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Politics / Re: The Dismissed Police Officers Attached To Wike (Photos) by Laid2001: 10:54pm On Jan 06, 2017
ashala:
This is injustice straight up. I remember when that police man attached to Amechi beat up a House member during the fight in Rivers State House of Assembly. The video went viral then but Jonathan never did anything to the Police Man.

What do you mean!. After the incident, Amaechi's ADC was summoned to Abuja, he then refused to go. He went into hiding and was declared wanted by the Police force then. The man was redeployed in absential, he still did not show up until GEJ lost election and new government took over.

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