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PoliticsRe: "Evidence Emerges Of Mass Burials After Arbaeen Massacre Of Shia In Kano"- IHRC by Laid2001: 4:35pm On Nov 25, 2016
So if there is massacre, the Army or is it police this time will be burying people grave by grave.!

Mass Burial is usually, a big (mechanized) ditch where multiple corpses will be thrown into for lack of capacity to bury one per grave!

My friend this one is surely not a Mass grave anything. It actually looks like a mass pottery site, where porters dig for high quality clay!


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nwaanambra1:
for failing to realize that those 'heaps of sand' are someones loved ones and relatives, your heaps of sand is coming sooner than you expected! bloody mean devils! angry angry
PoliticsRe: Kachikwu: Ours Will Become ‘scraps’ When Dangote Refinery Kicks Off by Laid2001: 11:28am On Nov 18, 2016
So what did he do to help the situation. He was the main architect of reversing the initial sale of Port Harcourt refinery to Dangote.

And for your info, Dangote has crude receiving facility as part of the new refinery, so he does not depend on Nigerian crude only. If Crude is available from Nigeria, fine , if not he will import crude to refine. This is to ensure high availability of the plant.

loopmangoat:
GEJ is one of the best leaders
Nothing you say can change this fact
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode: ''I Met With Nnamdi Kanu, Made Friends With Boko Haram Prisoners'' by Laid2001: 7:57pm On Nov 16, 2016
This guy has PhD in lying.
Iro ti ta ti bobo yi oo.
BusinessRe: We Are Investigating MMM Ponzi Scheme — EFCC by Laid2001: 3:17pm On Nov 16, 2016
Eagle360:
*The MYSTIFIED 30% How to Understand It*

*As told By Guider Darlingcashflows*

THE MYSTIFIED 30% How to understand it.

Where do you Think Bank Gets money they loan out ( Yes our Money) You evidently give bank your money when you and all those who have account with the bank Crowd Fund(Deposition Remember I want to make this more practical.

Look at this illustration, illustration U have 1million naira,U went to the bank And put it in a fixed deposit account With interest of 12% per year. U are happy As u leave the bank

The business man comes And request to use ur 1million for biz Same bank charge him 35% He agreed Went to do biz wt ur money And make profit

Pays d bank Ur 1million +35% At d end of d year U came and collect 12% Who is the fool among the 3?.

And who is the king?

*Guider Darlingcashflows*
The only difference with real banks is that, people actually go to the banks to borrow money and pay higher loan rate than the deposit rate the banks pays. At even breakeven rate of 30% per month, which mad business man will borrow money from MMM for his business.

Ponzi schemes like MMM is fueled by the pyramid of new joiners who are always more than the people collecting!. MMM has failed in Russia where many committed suicide. It has failed in china and it has also failed in all countries it has been to before Nigeria.

the pyramid will always certainly get saturated and fail, It is currently being fueled by the large population of desperate Nigerians. And only elders will remember that we had umana umana before in Nigeria, even giving 60% per month at its peak. Many died after it collapsed.
BusinessRe: We Are Investigating MMM Ponzi Scheme — EFCC by Laid2001: 2:10pm On Nov 16, 2016
For those interested in knowing where they will end with their MMM program, below is the Wikipedia page about MMM and what has become of the original patrons from the origin country of Russia and other countries. The same end is inevitable for those patronizing this scammers in Nigeria.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MMM_(Ponzi_scheme_company)
PoliticsRe: Fayose And His Mother, Oluwafunke Oluwayose Step Out From Afao Unity Event(pics) by Laid2001: 9:19pm On Nov 14, 2016
Can hardly notice the diapers !!!
TravelRe: Why You Need To Make Bonny Island Your Next Travel Location by Laid2001: 5:10pm On Nov 12, 2016
So because there is plenty affluence in VI/Lekki axis, and surrounded with serious poverty in ikorodu, Ajegunle etc, Laosians should one day start killing themselves!

Government job is to create enabling environment which abounds in Bonny, Ther is job for those who wants to work, the infrastructure is the best in Nigeria. that some are still leaving in poverty is not because of Oil companies or government, it simply fact of life.

ND people will continue to live in penury until they change their attitude, government can not just be distributing money to people, you have to add value to get value. Even if government decide to be distributing money monthly, some people will still live in penury!.

And mind you there are many towns in ND that have 24/7 power supply; they are simply tied to the oil companies plant power sources. it is termed interdependence in the Nigerian oil sector parlance!. If you shut me down, you shut your power source down.

however, some bastards who mostly live in the cities are never satisfied and hence always wants more from the government and the companies. These are the militants, They are the ones benefitting from the amnesty and reaping there people off.

Think about it, There is Federal allocations, there is NDDC, there is Niger delta ministry, there is Oil company development MOUs in all oil producing communities, there is project based (by contractors) community development mostly cash collected by chiefs and elites in liu of employments. Most of the Elites/Chiefs are the manpower supplier to the companies.


Viking007:
cheesy The poverty in that island is just shameful. People living in zinc/wooden houses. Despite all the wealth surrounding them.

That's why I dont really blame all those Niger Delta Avengers/activists.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Gets New Operational Vehicles, Pics Of EFCC Boss Magu Test Driving Them by Laid2001: 3:58pm On Nov 09, 2016
THIS ARE MADE IN NIGERIA NISSAN PRODUCTS
NISSAN ALREADY HAVE A PLANT IN NIGERIA AND THESE ARE SOME OF THE MODELS MADE IN THAT PLANT.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Presides Over FEC Meeting In Aso Rock Today by Laid2001: 3:46pm On Nov 09, 2016
Buhari will place a call to congratulate his fellow septuagenarian Trump on his victory!

Old ti take over the world!
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Okeke's Profile Now On Wikipedia by Laid2001: 3:10pm On Nov 07, 2016
That is the power of cucumba
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests 4 Persons Attempting To Smuggle Drugs To China, Indonesia, Qatar by Laid2001: 7:14pm On Nov 05, 2016
Ooo God what is wrong wth this NDLEA self.
They should have just informed those other countries of their coming. We wont have to be wasting money to imprison them now! the cost of execution will be on those recipient countries.
PoliticsRe: Court Convicts Companies Of Laundering Patience Jonathan’s $15.5m by Laid2001: 12:51pm On Nov 03, 2016
When convicted like this na

Siberia101:
When is Abba Kyari who collected a whopping 500million from MTN or SGF who used 270million to clear grasses going to jail?
PoliticsRe: Buhari: 'elections Are Not Always Easy In Africa' by Laid2001: 11:57am On Nov 02, 2016
The wailers have always won on internet but lose in reality!
CultureRe: Oba Rasheed Akanbi Dressed As Arabian King (Photos) by Laid2001: 11:32am On Nov 01, 2016
This is traditional Iwo Dress!

Ilu Aaafa, Iwo omo odo oba. Iwo to jinna si ina to sunmo aljana.

carry on Oluwo of Iwo land.
PoliticsRe: Video: Fatima Buhari Weds Gimba Kumo by Laid2001: 7:48am On Oct 31, 2016
God bless your Union.
I am amazed by the simplicity of this wedding!.

Put your trust in Allah, and Allah is enough for you as a helper.

Compared to kwankwaso's second wedding or the GEJ "adopted" daughter!
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Fatima Buhari At Her Wedding by Laid2001: 1:29pm On Oct 29, 2016
Well, seeing is for those who have eyes!

ngoben:
All dis pple saying beautiful bride....I c no beautiful in d bride
PoliticsRe: Amendment Of CCB/CCT Act By National Assembly Is Null & Void - Olatunde Bakare by Laid2001: 12:09pm On Oct 29, 2016
because the electoral act is consistent with the applicable sections of the constitution.

MadamExcellency:
INEC did not just come into existence by virtue of the INEC Act but by the provisions of the 1999 Constitution.

Why is INEC operating with amended Electoral laws passed by NASS without endorsement from 2/3 of Nigerian States before implementation?
PoliticsRe: EFCC Summons Eight SANs by Laid2001: 11:10am On Oct 29, 2016
Unfortunately, Na still them Chukwudi and their IPOD dey defend these thiefs from other tribes!

did you not wonder how their hero, Wike, rose to the defense of one Fulani Muslim guy, in the middle of the night!
While his SAN brother was killed wastefully in his backyard without even calling for justice for him!

omofunaab:
Seriously NCAN we suppose dey check names for corrupt people stealing our money instead of coming here to always defend them.

If na one chukwudi wey carry drug or one femi wey steal motorcycles.. All the members of NCAN home and abroad for don full here.

We crucify petty criminals along tribal lines but defend highly placed people that are corrupt without minding where they come from
PoliticsRe: Fayose Embraces Ooni Ogunwusi As Both Leaders Meet In Ado-ekiti by Laid2001: 8:21pm On Oct 27, 2016
Omo ale ma ni eleyi ke!

Even the afobajes will still prostrate to the King in Yoruba land. Worst is if you want to great the king as if you are a warrior, and then you will still raise hand bow a little like the Aare ona kakanfos will greet a king.!
BusinessRe: Lagos Emerges Fifth Largest Economy In Africa by Laid2001: 9:40pm On Oct 25, 2016
Federal government controls all seaports and international airports in Nigeria.
Yet they do not force any Nigeria or non-Nigerian to use any one of them in preference to the others.

Two airlines recently cancelled their direct flight to Kano airport, because the route was not making profit again!

It is business that decide which port or airport will be used by the business men. i have imported a car through Port harcourt from belgium before, but I will never try it again. It is simply more difficult. The shipping companies prefer Lagos and the Federal government can not force them to berth at any other ports.

Lagos simply have the competitive advantage to other Seaports and airports one way or the other.

To get any seaport in the east or SS to compete with Lagos, Ibos and Ndeltans have to start massive patronage of their own Seaports and airports.

Haven said that, the contribution of the seaports and the airports are actually over rated, lagos is actually getting bulk of its revenue from commercial and business activities. It is the commercial hub of Africa!. All who is who companies have their headquarters in Lagos or at least must have an appreciable presence in there.


Clinton9000:
Let me see if I can have a conversation with you. Do you know who control Rivers and Calabar seaports?
Christianity EtcRe: Redeemed Pastor Burnt Maid's Buttocks For Telling Lies (Photos) by Laid2001: 10:26am On Oct 25, 2016
Yaa, you can not call someone a house help but yet you have one in your own house!.

Why are Nigerians so stupid! haven't you tell us she is househelp already!. Good that you treat your "househelp" as a daughter. But she is still not a daughter!

For your info, it is about God, the source of our good morals. this is a man that preaches about kindness to others while he himself is more wicked than Satan. If you don't like the girl free her and get another house help!



4everGod:
You in particular need to know that ones salvation does not qualify another and certainly cannot speak for another. Salvation is a personal race and everyone has their individual levels of submission to God . While many have dropped all old habits in order to serve God others have retained some of theirs and called it WISDOM.

This Pastor is one of such and anyone who is still acting in this manner and claims to be a minister of the gospel has a very long way to go. My God is loving and merciful and would not even permit me to call someone a househelp....I have one in my house and she is like my daughter and she is given royal treatment so much so that everybody assumes she is related to me.

Love is what we need and sadly many have lost theirs. This is not about God but about this particular individual.
PoliticsRe: We Need N222bn To Conduct 2018 Census, Says NPC by Laid2001: 9:10am On Oct 25, 2016
Abi this people dey craze ni!

More than N1,200 per head counted, for census. No be just to count them. Abeg contract out this Census to an international company, they will not take more than $2 per head counted.

RUBBISH
Music/RadioRe: 200 People Call Radio Station For Missing Bag by Laid2001: 4:59pm On Oct 24, 2016
You are surely not Yoruba and too small to tell this story!.

For your info, there is no single abandoned war property in the Yoruba land. All properties were returned to their previous owners after the war!. And the Ibos were paid 20 pounds to resettle back within the system.


themosthigh:
That is the problem we are having in Yoruba land,our youths are so dishonest and lazy.
That is why the igbos have bought up everything and are almost taking over even in places like Ibadan and the surprising thing is that the government seized all their properties after the war and seized all their bank accounts giving them only 20 pounds each for any amount of money they had in the bank. If not for the war, the igbos will own everything today.

BusinessRe: Dangote - My Refinery Is 8 Times The Size Of Victoria Island by Laid2001: 6:36am On Oct 23, 2016
Dont worry!
There is loading jetty in the refinery.
He can choose to buy crude oil from anywhere. He has site the refinery near to the biggest market in Africa and that is best decision!

He has no concession yet to buy Nigerian crude at cheaper rate than international Market.

He is already prepared for ND avenger blowing up the supply line from Nigerian oil fields.!



DeltaOil:
Una dey carry the Oil for my fathers land go develop else where, while we suffer.

Una reject us as president, while we generate revenue for Nigeria.

Na we get the oil but no else where go get the employment.

Thunder go fire anybody wey tell me say "One Nigeria"
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PoliticsRe: "DSS Planted Millions Of Naira In My House" - Justice Ngwuta Writes CJN by Laid2001: 10:20am On Oct 21, 2016
I hear you, just like Amaechi was in battle with GEJ and his wife to stay close to the seat of power!.
Amaechi, that was fighting the principality and demons in power during his second term is the one you are now saying will do anything to get close to power.


ArodewilliamsT:
The truth is that the Amaechi we all know can attempt to bribe even Angel Gabriel. We all know he is a slimy cultist and a thug.

Even If I decide to disbelieve the Justice's narration, NOBODY CAN DISBELIEVE MR-FIX-IT AMAECHI'S ANTECEDENTS. That crook can sell his mother to stay close to power. It's a good thing he know that even his village people won't waste time in taking his life if they have the opportunity, that's why he has made Abuja his village.

Thugs like Amaechi deserves no pacifism, they deserve to be matched by even more hot-headed thugs like Wike in order to keep them in check.
Car TalkRe: Speed Limiting Device Vendors Can Create 2m Jobs — Vendors by Laid2001: 9:53am On Oct 21, 2016
This is arrant nonsense!
So we will be spending the scarce dollars on this shit, speed limiting my foot! we should rather spend these money on fixing the roads and providing infrastructure!
Can you imagine the pressure this will have on the dollars for all cars on our road to have this useless device!
PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu ‘Attempted To Withdraw Money’ From Account Under Watch – EFCC by Laid2001: 3:03pm On Oct 18, 2016
All of the above no dey niii


saintdennis:
If i become president nigeria, i'd reduce nigeria's population by @least 50 million.

We have to even the scales.

How can illiterate, gullible, tribalistic sentimental people totally outnumber the sensible ones?

If I force military conscription they'd just launch a coup within one year so better to exterminate them.

Better to set an INTEGRITY TEST with just one question.

Q: if mr Ayo is arrested/investigated for corruption which is the likely reason/motive for the EFCC's action.

A: because he is a member of pdp
B: because he criticises pmb
C: because he is from a section of the country
D: because of his past actions (when pmb was H.O.S) i.e bad blood
E: because he is corrupt(suspect)

Easiest and most transparent way to select the 50million to be exterminated.

I'll happily face ICC n get my life sentence...#patriot
Christianity EtcRe: 'my Late Sister Will Return To Her Skeleton This Year' - Pastor (photo) by Laid2001: 8:25pm On Oct 17, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Attack On Shia Muslims Continues In Kaduna From “House To House" (Pics, Video) by Laid2001: 8:24pm On Oct 15, 2016
How can these be house to house without even showing us a single picture of any house. All the attached pictures are clearly public places!

And the procession which normally disturb the public peace has been banned in the state. If any one tries to go ahead with such processions, they have themselves to blame! Shikena.

[size=20pt]@ OP stop over sensationalizing the issue, stop call to anarchy!.[/size]
IslamRe: The Correct Hijab – Hands And Face Covered Or Not? by Laid2001: 2:44pm On Oct 14, 2016
Trousers are cultural things. Women generally wears trousers in some culture and don't in some.

Men tie wrapper in some and do not in others.

So a scotish man wearing skirt is normal and an Arab woman wearing trousers is normal as well.

Trouses is not a man's dress in Arab countries and it is in some African countries.

Among the Yoruba tribe of Nigeria, You can wear a Trouser (like Kembe) that does not show the shape of your leg.!

Really speaking only leggings shows the shape of your legs. In as much as you are wearing a long dress on top of it.

The wrapper (Iro)which is not mentioned in fact shows your body shape more than a normal trousers.

we should be careful in generalizing things.

When you go on Hajj, you will realize that virtually all nation has their women in Trousers but with long gown to cover their bosom.

Yet the prophet said, my ummah will never agree on what is wrong!

wa Allahu aalam


lexiconkabir:
Oh! Actually I'm speaking about hijab and hijab is used for non-mahrams, right? And as for wearing trousers at home, I'm not too sure about the ruling, although I've heard some(even shaykh munajid I think) saying its allowed, but I don't agree with them cuz if wearing of sandals that are for male is considered imitating men by Aa'ishah then what about trousers?
PoliticsRe: License Illegal Refineries - Ehiozuwa Agbonayinma Tells FG by Laid2001: 2:30pm On Oct 14, 2016
Ooo Yea, DPR will pursue them with a certificate of License to Operate
And SEC will go into the creeks to find out their preferred name.

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PoliticsRe: No Regrets Writing Petition Against Aregbesola – Osun Judge by Laid2001: 10:03am On Oct 11, 2016
You did no wrong but apologized. how on earth do people talk from both sides of their mouth like this!
If you are not wrong, why did you then apologized! You hold no animosity against the governor but called him unprintable names!
This woman is good riddance to bad rubbish!

Kswiss001:
Oloyede, however, apologised to the governor and the deputy for using certain words which she ought not to have used in the petition but stressed that she was convinced beyond doubt that she did no wrong by writing the petition where she asked the members of the House of Assembly to impeach Aregbesola and Laoye-Tomori.

She explained that she had no animosity against the governor, adding that she did not violate any section of the constitution for talking about the issues affecting the people of the state.

http://punchng.com/no-regret-writing-petition-aregbesola-judge-sacked-njc-says/

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