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WHAT!, , , actually, what am i going to say? OK Placebo dont push it. AAAARRGH. Yeah, like you have a job already and not lke moi desperately trying get into shells " ". Among those who gate crash , i'm sure you'll be the girl sweating and running around trying to convince the gateman with 'you no know where we go see tomorrow, e fit be me whey go helep you tomorrow, abeg now!'

My dear Addecco is the big boy in H.R., WORLDWIDE!
Yep, they are in the same league as Hudson and SHL. How did you even apply sef?

cataline:
According to the standard tax rumeneration 20% of your total package is taxed i.e including your leave allowance i.e if you earn 3Million (total package) per annum you will pay 600000 as tax for the year that's the standard but you know the way our country works some do not go according to standard.

But for the multinationals in the country the stick to that because they would not want to get into problems in Nigeria.That's why someone working with an indigenous coy can tell you they do not pay so much as tax he is just not informed.

Thank you O! jare. And i've been making projections based on a 35% tax scheme. Pheeew!

placebo:
Un believable!!!, I don't mean shell not calling you but i mean u drinking the bottle of ' ' u kept under your bed. It's a pity. One advise, feel free with the poison drinking

There you go mam' Placebo. Who said anything about poison? For your info what i have under me bed is, actually its a Placebo!!! That's it. It has a label reading 'poison' but it only contains sugar water - incase the likes of you stumble on by design.

@Afam1
I dont know how to gate crash. Pls dont tell me, i know - i never ready abi?

@gbyg
I dont know what to tell you

JUST heard that in the ongoing Shell SITP recruitment exercise, Elect/elect and computer Engineers were not called. Pls can anyone (dare) confirm this unbelieve-ably BAD news? Is it true? Am i going to have to take that hidden bottle of ' ' i have under my bed? SOMEBODY HEEEEEELP!!!

Ok i'm not asking for a detailed, United-States-Tax-Attorney-breakdown of the prevailing tax scheme. So nairalanders dont be scared to drop a line (actually drop more than a line thanks) on the matter.

_{I'm sure some people - who've been working for a while- on seeing this thread are only thinking 'bout working out what they pay as tax for the first time. NIGERIAAA}

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We keep hearing various sums from different companies as renumeration. I really want to know what precisely is the percentage given to tax? Is it dependent on industry, on entry level, company etc? What are the parameters involved in its calculation? Would an entry level in chevron pay the same tax as an entry level in accenture for instance?

Please let some knowledgeable folks reply here. A brother needs to plan!!! Thanks

@oyb
"what with incompetent, lacvicious lecturers who expect you to execute a mental 'copy and paste' is no true marker of peoples academic ability"

man, i like that.

@ Poster
Is there any hope for you? Ofcourse there is. But it depends on a lot. How willing are you to step up and rise up to the challenge. You are worried because you've realised the amount of emphasis put on class of degree. I dont blame you.

Your class of degree is not half as important as the society makes it seem. Now, no matter what ANYBODY says, YOU need to understand that fact to move on, or else you might give up on yourself.

A few companies understand this fact and structure thier recruiting accordingly. find them. Also develop yourself in other ky areas too.

At the end of the day, the question is : WHO ARE YOU.

LOOK guys i'm really finding it hard to laugh over my interview mishaps. The few interviews i've had have been with multinationals (P&G twice, and Cisco Systems U.S & Amsterdam). I'm talking stricly six figures and wicked benefits. Usually i get to the last stage before somehow i'm dropped!!! I need help Oh! I will laugh from now till infinity when i land the position not before! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!![color=#990000][/color]

So, its KPMG that's recruiting for ETISALAT. No wonder. HISSSSS! O.k. a lil bad belle never hurt anyone!

Let me advice the administrators: Whether or not flirting is christainly IS NOT a topic for a poll. If that sounds like a news flash, then too bad.

@mycc:
For all i know you are just being the devil's advocate with your topic. OFCOURSE it's not okay to flirt, being a christain.
Especially when you consider the message that flirting sends when you are man.

This mastercard, visa and other related credit/debit cards unavailable in nigeria is giving me a lot of sleepless nights.
Really we hear alota hype and counter-hype about them. What REALLY is the case. Are they worth it? Are they recognised overseas. Our inability to transact business online is hindering creativity/productivity a lot. And oh i'm talking genuine business here.

Well, from the little i have seen ( i know about P&G for instance, i know its not telecoms too), contract staff and regular staff rarely ever function with the same reward scheme. That's not saying they should be treated poorly.

I HAVE THREE ACCOUNTS - THREE DIFFERENT BANKS. TWO OF THOSE ARE 'ATMed' - THE ONES I KEEP LITTLE MONEY (what exactly is little money? - whateva). THE THIRD WHERE I INTEND TO KEEP LARGE SUMS HAS NO ATM. TRY IT.

Well, lady i can i magine your pain. I mean life's all about balance and marraige about companionship right? Right. however most nairalanders dont actually get where you are coming from. Your daughter used to cry whenever he leaves in uniform but she doesn'nt anymore? Believe me that's tellin and profound. But i'm not here to analyse. just be strong and prayerful.

The author of the blog has by that post, revealed an inadequate understanding of the psychology of raising balanced, well adjusted children; the relationship btw true happiness as it where and companionship and a lot of other real issues that are far from sheepskin condoms, and other inventions of technology. Besides, a cursory study of falling for the temptation to cheat, would reveal it as an 'ill' by a mind that has any moral values.

do i sound angry? well maybe

Actually i don't know. What i love to do has been blotted with a burning need for cash. All i know is what i need to do. Actually i'm not even sure about that one. whats more? IT'S NOT FUNNY! Ok i'm calm now. I hope in future i'll be able to contribute something more , helpful?

WOW i would really love to advise you but i cant. because i'm in a very simillar quandry myself.
However, you say you hate programming, they say there's a thin line between love and hate, i say not in career matters. Follow your heart.

OK guy nice story. big ups to you, you could resist.
BUT really think back, you sure you didn't flirt at the onset give that your badside(?) that makes them (chics) want to chase? i mean sincerely. I can easily identify with your story and i know all the sides there can be to one. howeva like i said if you're totally in the clear here, bigups for resisting.

HOOUSSSSS! Well i practised funakoshi shotokan karate while i was in school -graduated last year- but i haven't traiined in almost two years now. i was a second brown before i retired and would love to start trainiing as soon as possible in a good Dojo. But i have recently found myself leaning towards aikido, tai chi and other seemingly subtle but very effective forms of the arts. I think people ought to realise that martial arts is far more than blows and kicks really.
Anyway, nice thread. HOOUSS!!

You are such a loser. yes i'm sorry i sound harsh , but that is the truth - something we lack in this country.
Please i'm searching for a wife (as well as a job) i would be honoured if you'll give me her number. she 's the kinda girl i need to meet.

And for those of you balminig the economy for such behaviour (yahoo yahoo) well, first you should realise what you are - liars; then you should watch " in pursuit of happiness" - Will Smith; then you whatever else you do, LEARN the truth or be bold and cut out the excuses.

I  just joined too, AND i'm more than ready to get THAT job - although i have been preaching being self reliant, self employed etc. So,