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Literature / Re: Silent Seduction by laikas: 11:54am On Sep 07, 2016
ROYH:
go For It Bro, Mrlemuel, Tgold1 And TheBlessedMAN, Come Read Completed Ogbonge Tori By Donkross1 O, Na Laikas Remind Me Of D Tori
CLICK HERE MY HERO TEAM
tanx ROHY, am on it. see what i have been missin

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Literature / Re: Silent Seduction by laikas: 7:55am On Sep 07, 2016
ROYH:
new Creation Has Been Completely Updated To D Final Sage Jor, Gentle Was Killed, And Skinny Received Salvation At Last But After 8 Years, He Was Also Killed By D Top Leaders Of Their Group (Ace Esp) tongue
wow, i need to read it. thanks ROYH

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Literature / Re: Silent Seduction by laikas: 7:36am On Sep 07, 2016
fiyah abeg come and update o, i need breakfast. pls who knows if "new creation" by dankross has been updated?
Celebrities / Re: Phyno Visits Davido's Home In Atlanta USA - (pics/vid) by laikas: 7:57pm On Aug 28, 2016
Smellymouth:
I listened to FADA FADA by PHYNO Ft OLAMIDE and if you know the lyrics very well like me ,you will notice that Olamide was rapping and Phyno kept quiet until Olamide blowed out an atomic lie... grin cheesy

"..I buy moto i dey travel go obodo oyinbo/
Na Private Jet remain for me Baba you know/
Okwudili biko bia na eba take e photo/
E no easy to dey chill with Governor Ambode/
Na Father figure the Governor e be to me oh/
Since i lost my dad na him e don adopt me oh/
I say gone are the days wey owu dey hugi me/
Ryt about now all the Chiks dey sit down with me/
I thank Jehova Agu n’eche mba akanchawa oh/
"Na POUNDS AND DOLLARS ME AND MY GUYS TAKE DEY SHOWER O...."


PHYNO couldn't hold the lie anymore and he shouted "JESUSSS"!!



How many of you noticed that ??
bad guy, i jst cnt stop laughin. JESUSSS

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage's Rocnation Profile: "Teebillz Pushed Me To Move Back To Africa" by laikas: 6:41am On Aug 12, 2016
putit:

wetin she wan use Teebillz dic*k do. when don jazzy, Dr sid n 2 baba is there
his is so gud for her, she has tested and seen the diff.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Frustrating My Life With Her Carelessness by laikas: 8:48pm On Jul 31, 2016
alexistaiwo:

Brother, I have tried all that. On July 1st, I told her if she loses the phone that I will never give her anything again. Wetin man go do
buy her nokia 105
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Dances, Whines His Waist "You Are Gay, You Should've Danced Unclad" Fans by laikas: 8:53pm On Jul 22, 2016
calliope:
Gay wit 2baby mama's and prospecting others lined up grin

Nigerians sha
its possible being into men and women at the same time,
Family / Re: How Have You Been Able To Survive This Unfavorable Economy? Share Your Experienc by laikas: 3:27pm On Jul 22, 2016
i make zubo and have a waterleaf, pumpkim and bitterleaf garden, pple buy frm me to sell.

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Politics / Re: Plans To Recall Senator Melaye Begins In Kogi Central by laikas: 12:34pm On Jul 22, 2016
TippyTop:
Tinubu's N75mil at work.
mehn, i tel u, stupid youth, whn wil they eva learn

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Romance / Re: Guys, Why Do You Get Angry At Your Girlfriends Over This? by laikas: 11:49am On Jul 22, 2016
Sunnymatey:
A guy needs be angry if the girl's reason is not so convincing.
evn whn its reasonable the guy go stil vex, i happened to sit wit a lady in a taxi the other day whn her fone rang, she picked and from their conversation the boy ask her to cum to his house, the lady said she cant come that her dad is ill n she needs to go get him drugs rush bck to the house n be wit him, the kind anger the boy carry end the call ehn.
Literature / Re: An Ace For Oscar (A Short Story) by laikas: 7:17am On Jul 22, 2016
oh poor dasilva. nice story.
Family / Re: I Am Beginning To Despise My Fiance' by laikas: 11:13pm On Jul 21, 2016
ULSHERLAN:
Alot of ladies out there are dying to have their guys all around them but here we have someone who thinks he is choking her. Well he could be choking you and i think you probably gave him reasons not to trust you and that's why he has been checking your phones to connect some dots. To even think that you wanna tell you parents about this means you have a back up plan already. Anyways my dear, Youarealone in this
wetin dis one dey talk, cos u're male. u guys are so annoyin.
Family / Re: My Son Is A Month Old Today..(pictures). by laikas: 10:02pm On Jul 21, 2016
Yomieluv:
and that blessing will never elude you in Jesus name.
a big AMEN.
Politics / Re: Dikachi Okorie Graduates From University Of Manchester. Photos by laikas: 3:23pm On Jul 21, 2016
oduastates:
The future of the masses mortgaged on behalf of the kids on thieving politicians and civil servants.
Some original compound id**ts even come here to celebrate them.
Are we talking about the same civil service that our parents, uncles, aunties,cousins retired from after offering a lifetime of service.
Where did they all get the money to send these kids to Western universities to study socially useless university courses that in most countries, you can study at home. Especially when public servants in those countries cannot afford to pay the tuition, and have to rely on student loan.
my dear, i just tire
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 3:07pm On Jul 21, 2016
eosigwe:
I HOSPITALIZE those who ask too many QUESTION. A WARD is enough for the WHY'S
borrowed
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 2:40pm On Jul 21, 2016
ultimatelaron:
Like the papers, I rep The Nation with Punchlines, I'm The Guardian of puns, I eat The Sun like lunch time.
U are PUNCHed, how dear u say u eat THE SUN,whn Ultimately Blackeard is the SON of pun, you, jst a mere GUARDIAN of pun. THE NATION must carry dis
Romance / Re: 5 Bad Habits Nigeria Ladies Find Hard To Leave by laikas: 1:57pm On Jul 21, 2016
Rexhenrex:
Your point 2 and 3 are very hilarious!

That was how i lent some money to this girl in my neighbourhood she was due to pay back in 2months time, guess what now. i Don't even recognise her again because of the power of carol white. she bleached and now looks brighter than her future, worst part is it made her look like a Philippine and she is also very transparent that u could as well see some of her internal organs. so i don't even know if she is the one i lent money to.
lol almao
Family / Re: My Son Is A Month Old Today..(pictures). by laikas: 1:51pm On Jul 21, 2016
wow, congratulations oh, my own blessings on the way.
TV/Movies / Re: Lateysha's Dress Tears While Twerking On Live TV (Photos, Video) by laikas: 1:36pm On Jul 21, 2016
chai... wot a universal disgrace undecided
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 9:40am On Jul 21, 2016
Blackeard:
Ok let's take it up a notch.
Can someone make a pun with "Turn down for what"?
i was listening to my favourite song on radio which turns me on, here comes my sis with a book in her hand, so i asked what u readin she said turn down, for the third time same reply, so i got turned off and screamed"turn down for what".

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 9:24am On Jul 21, 2016
john aint no legend, no am nt out of my mind, why wuld rythm 'n' blues be his worst dstraction.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 9:17am On Jul 21, 2016
Edd1e:

same transportation he used was so fast and he was furiously dwaynedled (dwindled) into 7yrs detention. grin

(dwaynedled-in reference to Dwayne Johnson 'the rock' in fast and furious 7)
ok.

i ran so fast that it got johns 7 sons furious
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 9:02am On Jul 21, 2016
maybe i need a BRAKE wit the whole LOVE thing, cant tel what DRIVES my PASSION, need a change of HEART ROUTE.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 8:51am On Jul 21, 2016
Blackeard:
I don't know who threw the first punch leading to a fight in the Transporter 3. But something dey tell me say na Jason Start am....
jason start am, because he was so cranked up with the italian job, he needed them to deport him 'cos he has no means of transportation.
Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 8:22am On Jul 21, 2016
Blackeard:
All the VAMPIRE DIARIES CD's I have are fake. I'm looking for THE ORIGINALS
lets do dis

i wonder how CLARK KENT does it, do u have any CLOE, well ur just a LANA with SMALL VIEW, for me he is just a SUPERMAN.

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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 8:14am On Jul 21, 2016
Eke40seven:
Nice one: let me quickly improvise.
When you are on troubled waters but did not SEA. Just know it is WELL.
mehn how do you go baLd and still looks good
Family / Re: 13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom (In Picture) by laikas: 11:17pm On Jul 20, 2016
SlimBrawnie:
For us, all the toothpaste is Macleans AKA Macklin
evn my peeps cal it macklin.

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Romance / Re: 5 Ways Typical Nigerians Deal With Heartbreak by laikas: 8:48pm On Jul 20, 2016
heartbreak na witch, it wrecks 1 emotionally, whereby u love dis pson die. pls dos of u who has expirnced it yet, pls dnt pray for it, its nt a gud expirence at all.
Romance / Re: 5 Ways Typical Nigerians Deal With Heartbreak by laikas: 8:47pm On Jul 20, 2016
heartbreak na witch, it wrecks 1 emotional, whereby u love dis pson die. pls dos of u who has expirnced it yet, pls dnt pray for it, its nt a gud expirence at all.

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Family / Re: Son Grabs His Mother's Boobs While Posing For A Photo by laikas: 8:15pm On Jul 20, 2016
u pple dnt have eyes, he didnt grab his mums breast, his hand is far from the mothers breast, with the position of the camera n the way he kept his hand made it luk so buh he didnt grab his mums boobs. make una luk am wel.
Travel / Re: Mention The States In Nigeria That You Have Been To. by laikas: 11:21am On Jul 20, 2016
rivers state imo state abia state akwa ibom bayelsa delta state edo state lagos state
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Refuses Close Door Meeting With Dino Melaye by laikas: 7:42am On Jul 20, 2016
whn pson tel u say ehn go pregnant u, dem com say make u get cloz door talk wit the person, if na u, u no go fear. lmao.

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