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Right now I'm seriously in need of friends with benefits sef.

Goggle their website and call customer care services. But they can only give you an estimate because they have to weigh it first. They charge per kg with respect to distance.

You can travel to 160 different countries as a Nigerian but not with a Nigerian passport. That is the what the whole gist is all about. Currently Nigerian passport holders can travel to some visa free countries, so for instance you get a second passport from ant of those countries then you can use that second passport to travel to 160 different countries.
Capiche?

No

First thing you need is a good lawyer. Next, report the case to the nearest police station.
Now you have to find out what actually happened because rape is very hard to prove. Secondly are you 100% sure there is no consent? He could take advantage of her naivety but it maybe a moral wrong and not necessarily a crime.

Thirdly what does your sister do? I mean is she schooling, working, apprenticeship etc. And does she have everything she needs at her age to live a "normal" life, not necessarily comfortable but normal.

It's a sad thing she is pregnant and he is awol...if he raped her he will still answer for his crimes, I'm not sure rape has a statutory period. But most importantly she's way too young and naive to understand the repercussions of abortion. Please don't let her abort the pregnancy but you also have a lot of work to do in the areas of support and be her pillar.

"Inside human parts market in Lagos".
Jankara market is self-effacing and deceptively ordinary. Located close to Idumagbo area of Lagos Island, the market is just a stretch of an old street.

Ears on the ground
Like other streets and markets, canvassers and touts hang around the place pitching for customers and mugus (gullible people). Though low in reputation,touts are an essential segment of this time – honoured market. Over the years, the place has come to be known as a place where any thing goes. And so, the touts come handy here.
They have their ears on the ground, and therefore know all the goings-on.

Book and wait
A week ago, our reporter posed as a juju priest who was in dire need of human body parts for urgent rituals. After about four hours of waiting and being passed from one “contact” to another, and played around like ping-pong, the reporter got a dealer who “booked” him. The rule here is, if you want a fresh human body part, you book and wait. If your order is for dry parts you get instant delivery.
But you must be an expert in human anatomy to decipher the parts you want from man’s closest animal relations – gorilla, chimpanzee and monkey.

Dark secret
But don’t jump to a hasty conclusion, there are genuine traders and honest businessmen and women at Jankara.They perhaps don’t even know that the place also habour a dark secret. A police post even looks over the place. A signpost calls it Oko Awo Police Post. An office on the counter there stared at our reporter angrily when he asked him if the police know about the wheeling and dealing in human body parts in the area: “What kind of question be this? I beg go, no be for here—o” the police officer retorted angrily.

Menumo
This expression when translated literally means “seal your lips” in Yoruba. The term is said in whisper and hushed tone — menu…mo .When you say the first syllable, you pause, look around to be sure there’s no third party or curiosity cat eaves dropping. When a deal is struck, you will be taken to some dank shanties and courtyard for your consignment.

The business is all about raw cash. A fresh human head has a street value of N250, 000. Fresh internal organs like heart, lung, kidney, and so on go for 500,000 a piece.
Other vital parts like penis, vagina and breast costs N50,000 each.Fresh tongue is sold at N100,000.
Sunday Sun learnt when a tongue is “ritualized and jujufied” that it “works well” for traders and people who apply for visa to go abroad “when well prepared, no one go question you for embassy and even your working place”, a dealer whose alias is Baba Ibeji revealed.
Toe and finger, Sunday Sun further learnt are good for travelers and business people. “ The toe is for traveling without falling.
The finger is to make money. Any thing you touch turns to money”, Baba Ibeji said.
Fresh toe and finger goes for N50,000 each.

Ritual animals
Even animals considered endangered species are not spared in Jankara. Herbalist beside the area’s butcher shop openly sell a wide range of animals. Imprisoned in wire-mesh cages are live animals like eagles, tortoise, chamellion, alligator and so on. A live eagle goes for N10,000.
Dead and dry one costsN500,000. Live Tortois costN5,000 while ordinary empty one is sold for N2,500.
Live chamelion costs N2,500. Dead and dry one goes for N2,000. The lizard-like creature, Sunday Sun learnt, is in demand by Advance Fee Fraudster —419. “When the thing is worked”, it means the more you look, the less you see, you will never caught,” one of the dealers who declined to give his name said.

Tough-skinned
The dealers know their terrain and the world they inhabit.They smell and sense danger in the air all the time. They are inclined to do business with you if you mention and have a prove of a regular Juju priest and customer. Even at this, they will still carry out a check on you. There’s no physical search. Under the pretex of “bringing your thing”, they will call your guarrantor and run a check on you. Any discovery of falsehood, they will cancel the deal and melt out of sight, leaving you to wait forever

Where missing people go
Jankara might be the possible place where missing persons in Lagos resurface but reduced to faceless, liveless body parts. As though to corroborate this, the managing director of Lagos State waste Management Authority (LAWMAN), Mr Ola Oresanya told Sunday Sun in an interview that hardly a day passes in the city without street sweepers and refuse collectors picking dismembered corpses and body parts.

“The corpses and body parts may be the handwork of ritualist and hit-and-run drivers”, he said.
Meanwhile Sunday Sun learnt that the morgues in the city are brimming with unclaimed dcorpses.There’s no more land for mass burial. So cremnation is the only option,” the source said.

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2009/feb/15/national-15-02-2009-01.htm

That thing you're holding young man is a very dangerous rock due to it's radioactive indicators and properties. Torbernite is the mineral from hell. The prism shaped green crystals form as secondary deposits in granitic rocks, and are composed of uranium. Formed through a complex reaction between phosphorous, copper, water and uranium, the stunning crystal displays have seduced many mineral collectors into taking a sample for a shelf collection. If the uranium decay from a pocket sized Chernobyl were not enough, lethal radon gas capable of causing lung cancer slowly releases from these hot rocks. This is one crystal to leave alone. Torbernite can occur in granite, so your stone countertop just might contain traces of torbernite. The bright green crystal blooms were used by prospectors as indicators of uranium deposits.

Please be very careful and well informed while handling it. Wear gloves and nose mask if possible.

The question now is "who is a true Nigerian?" Olawepo Hashim should calm down because as of today illegal migrants from Mali, Senegal, Benin and Chad all claim to be Nigerians and you cannot deny them of their rights of identity if they carry a Nigerian passport. Go to Ogun and Kwara States you would find lots of people from Benin Republic who shuttles between Cotonou and Nigeria and they have dual citizenship. I think a true federal character census should be done to ascertain "true Nigerians" by ethnicity, village, town and your compound or family name.

Secondly Osinbajo is a good man and a technocrat but I don't see him delivering on these mandates if voted to the highest office in the land. Take a look at Akeredolu and Zulum joined candidacy for example, these guys have shown exemplary attitudes in the face of very strong opposing forces yet they stand out. If only we have 3 Akeredolu and 4 Wike in the whole South Nigeria may not be the way it is.

Are you seriously asking this question? Both are light years away from each other. If you have the money for maintenance pls go for the Benz.

God bless you for this comment. What the hell you wanna attack Buhari for? A 74 year old man and you're rushing to kill him... nah that is way too easy mehn. If his conscience don't kill him later in life then regret will and definitely Karma is waiting for him but most importantly God knows how best to take care of him. Besides if he dies in Imo state do you honestly think another genocide won't happen? The fulani warlords and army mercenaries will lay waste to innocent people as they have been known for. Let him just do what brought him there and leave in peace.

MuchAdo:
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Please nobody should attack Buhari!!!

God will sort him out Himself!!!

The Honda has better fuel efficiency but durability and speed the Toyota 2014 is the best. It was designed for better performance than the previous model and it was specifically made in the year Japan was hosting drag racing tournament. That car brain box has 14 pins, it is not just a car, that is a machine. But if you can't maintain it best go for the Honda because it costs a lot to maintain and be mindful of the wheels of the Honda as all Honda cars have that problem.

I think there's a law or act that establishes the creation of INEC and how it should be run... I'm not sure... but if yes then NCC has no right or jurisdiction as to how INEC want to transmit election results. NCC can only file a motion or seek an injunction to stop INEC from doing that but INEC has the right to do as they so please. Unless perhaps INEC don't understand the power it has or those laws are just on paper and don't amount to shit!

This man seems to be the only governor with balls in the whole Southern Nigeria. He is so sure of what he wants, what his people wants and how to get the job done. I'm not surprised anyway he is a SAN and damn good one at that, former president of the NBA too. This man should take Osinbajo's job... I'm sure he would do better than him even with the remaining tenure. Osinbajo should be drafted to be a pastor in Abuja, that's probably he's calling anyway as we all know Buhari was meant to be chairman of Mitetti Allah cattle breeders association.

I really don't think there is much FIRS can do to people paying to Rivers state, but instead of threatening people who are willing to pay and enjoy the dividends of their labour they should direct that threat to Kano state who is hampering the progress of the nation. I may not be a fan of Wike but he is right about one thing; you cannot be a lord in a country that has federal constitution. If you don't want to support alcohol business which is your right then you don't deserve to enjoy the dividends of it as well. Perhaps Arewa Republic should be the one fighting to breakaway from Nigeria as they are close to Jihadists from Niger, Mali and Chad. I'm sure I will sleep better at night if I knew the entire Northern Nigeria is no more in the map of present day Nigeria.

In my opinion this woman is suffering from a severe case of mental breakdown. She is sweet when you treat her right and when she of course desires it but if you want war she will go nuclear.... so many women share these traits which is very dangerous combination. She is a dominant woman and would never submit to anyone. I don't think she has learnt much from her failed relationships, perhaps she should try dating a woman.

Go to Kaduna my brother. Kaduna and Kano is the hub of business development and operations in the North. Ibadan is sitting on old glory of days past, I am a yoruba man but Oyo state is light years behind Kaduna state in terms of services and job. If not for Lagos, Ibadan wouldn't be how it is today. If Ibadan could pick up it should have done so by virtue of it's closeness to Lagos but the other Southwest state is really making it difficult but Kaduna, except for the insecurity is a really developed city and ancient too.

Also understand that 75% of anything produced or imported to Nigeria is sold in the North. Apart from Ibadan and ogbomoso I'm not sure there is any other city in Oyo state that can boast of economic activity...I stand corrected.. but in Kaduna you have cities like Zaria, Kafanchan and Kaduna North especially is a hub of economic activity on it's own. And there is the closeness it has with Abuja which is really important.

I hope this serve as lesson to others not to transport a person who died of an infection to anywhere other than the grave or burn their remains. They wanted to do a noble thing but they were ignorant of the grave danger they were in. Besides he was a Muslim and could have been interred anywhere in the world. RIP to the dead.

There is no evidence that suggest Jesus died and came back on the 3rd day. If you do believe in that as a symbol of your faith then I can't question that but I haven't seen or read any evidence to back that claim.

liveyourlife007:
Oga you really tried. The part, if you want to know about your future look at your past got me. But the part about coming back to Life. Jesus himself died and rose on the third day, what about reincarnation

I want to assume you're smarter than you write and obviously know what you're saying so quit looking for what isn't there If at this stage you don't understand the difference between you, your body, your soul and your mind then what the hell are we having this conversation for to begin with?

HellVictorinho:
Define coming back from the dead


You said I will leave the body

Am I different from the body?



How can I exist outside the body?


In what form can I exist outside the body?


Someone said he will wash plates outside his body_is that meant to be taken as anything?

Bro calm down and enjoy the beauty of the unknown for you are not alone. Millions have asked the age long question "Where are we going?"

Well for starters you came from somewhere and it's only reasonable to assume you are going somewhere too. Before here you were once just a liquid then you became meat and then you added flesh and soon after bones came and you were brought into this world and you shall leave the body and bone behind someday as well to move on to someplace.

"If you want to know the answers to your future look to your past" this was the response we got from sages and philosophers from the past and while we may have not seen who actually come back from the dead we actually have seen those who were thought to have died but came back to life after being buried or kept in the morgue and most of them have one or two things to say....read history books, I'm sure the answer isn't farfetched.

HellVictorinho:
How did you know there is another life?


What is the form in which you can exist after you die on Earth?



Where is other life?



What is done in the other life?

She's not pretending. There's more to life than a failed relationship. Let the innocent(fool) girl be....perhaps she has learnt her lesson.

TarOrfeeek:
Mamagee come and see oh

Chioma is still pretending to be happy.

What should we do now?

Ewoooooo.

Pension is pension sir. If you worked for one day and you're entitled to it you should be paid, I don't care if you're a governor or borehole engineer or cleaner,
wage is wage

frankmoney:
But Kwankwaso just worked only 8 years and demands retirement benefits yet people in civil service for over 20 years are being owed pension

Greedy thief

Lol

If the Taliban cannot conquer that last stronghold of the "lions" with all the military equipment and armour the US left them then they are as useless as the P in Ptolemy. They are just a toothless dog.

The region is termed impenetrable for a reason because countless number of generals have died trying to take that region but this is your land and you both understand the terrain. If you can't win them in a land fight then smoke them out of hiding and let your long range missile do the finishing touches. Even me that don't understand the abc of war know that you can't take a rocky village by force, just drop a kilo or two and let landslide handle your enemies or cut off their supplies and watch them come to you.
It's simple logic but I guess there's more to winning wars than just armour, tanks and guns...you need brains and gut too. They may have guts but they sure lack brains.

Even if the sister has toxic behaviour?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Typical of a pussy ass niggar

Stand with your sister first.

No matter what

It's crippling them in bits

SarkinYarki:
How does this stop the bandits

Just imagine how backward thinking these bigots are! You expelled someone for criticising a democratically ELECTED president oh! I swear we are in for some terrible times guys. Single Cell organisms are the least when it comes to brain and cognitive functions but these northerners are way beneath those organisms in terms of reasoning. I mean c'mon now how can you expel someone on those grounds abi una de mad ni??
This is way worse than a zoo!!! We shouldn't be in the same country let alone planet with these ass lickers.

You forget voting for anti - grazing ban

FarahAideed:
One thing is certain they couldn't have been sacked because of performance ...Only 3 things makes bUhari sack someone and that's criticizing his govt and being anti Jihad or going to pay homage to Osinbanjo

...I pray he gets better because no man that has served his country well deserves to end like this. God shower him with blessing and send him an helper.