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Christianity EtcRe: How Can I Know When God Has Left Me? by laiza(m): 9:41am On Jul 04, 2021
God can never leave you for as it is above so it is below and you're the best of his creation so He lives in you if you know what I mean. It is easier for you to leave God than for Him to leave you.
PhonesRe: Done by laiza(m): 9:30pm On Jul 02, 2021
There's no comparison at all unless you don't want Samsung products.
FamilyRe: Lottery Winner Transfers Millions To Mum So His Wife Won't Get Share In Divorce by laiza(m): 3:26pm On Jul 02, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Which one be Judge Lady Wise problem sef?

The wife says she doesn't want any penny from the money won from gambling as it is against her religious beliefs, but you still carry your gavel to hit £4.8m for her.

This level of Feminism from the Judge can be related to witchcraft.
Guy you harsh oh!!! Lol �
HealthRe: Premature Ejaculation by laiza(m): 10:47pm On Jul 01, 2021
Exercise is the first stage then try to be relaxed and not too excited about sex. Also Kolaq alagbo is a ready made herbal mixture in form of alcoholic bitters. But controlling premature ejaculation is mostly about your mind and body.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Arrested In Czech Republic - PM News by laiza(m): 6:28am On Jun 30, 2021
If this is true then that guy is an idiot. Diezani Allison Madueke stole billions of money and she's enjoying her loot, untouchable oh....yet one Mazi is being paraded like an ordinary criminal �...mtcheew. Even blow yourself up and the people that came to arrest you. We go remember you as a hero forever. Idiagbon and Murtala Muhammad are both gone, nobody remembers what bad things they did, we only know the good and that they were killed. IPOB is a scam abeeg �‍♂️
PetsRe: A Silver Back Gorrila Vs A Grizzly Bear. Who Would Win by laiza(m): 6:22pm On Jun 19, 2021
Jonathanmark:
lmao, just a punch from a gorilla would send the leopard to the next life almost immediately
Hahahahaha there's obviously no arguing with you because you have no idea what you talking about.
PetsRe: A Silver Back Gorrila Vs A Grizzly Bear. Who Would Win by laiza(m): 6:19pm On Jun 19, 2021
foshe36:
Obviously you don't know what silver back is..
I think they are very close in size, both have a very long canine but silver backs might have a edge over grizzly in level of intelligence. Silver backs are social animals that are capable of keeping order within an extended family of up to 20 members.
I think you're mistaken here or perhaps you mistook a silver back for King Kong. That is just a movie oh. A grizzly beats a silverback 10 times out of 10. The average silverback weighs around 350 pounds and stands at 5-and-a-half feet tall. Their long arms give them the reach advantage on a grizzly, but that’s about it. The gorilla only has one attack on a grizzly: a bite. Gorillas do have a fearsome bite and I have no doubt the bite would do some damage, but it would have to kill the grizzly almost immediately. The grizzly could bite while it was getting bitten and it could swipe with its massive claws. In all honesty the animals that can easily take down a grizzly one on one is another grizzly, even a tiger or lion would have to take on a grizzly from the back. I think you really need to appreciate the sheer strength, bite force and fearsome look of a grizzly to fully comprehend what it's capable of. One swipe of it's paws with those 3 to 4 inch claws can easily severe the head of a wolf. Even a tiger can do that with ease. A gorilla is a docile creature who forages and fights for mating dominace and protection. That's all they do, but a grizzly fends off other bears, wolves, coyotes etc on a regular.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It A Sin by laiza(m): 1:05pm On Jun 19, 2021
Why the hell not? Until we start seeing intimacy gadgets as assesories in lovemaking and not a sinful object can we be able to see clearly what they are created for.
PetsRe: A Silver Back Gorrila Vs A Grizzly Bear. Who Would Win by laiza(m): 1:03pm On Jun 19, 2021
The silver back gorrila will be just a meal in a matter of minutes. Even leopards kill gorillas not to talk of grizzly bear.
PhonesRe: Data Sim Or Unlimited Cheat Needed. 10k Is My Budget by laiza(m): 6:11pm On Jun 13, 2021
how do I get the data sim
Christianity EtcRe: Sunday Morning Sex As Couple Before Going To Church. Is It A Sin? by laiza(m): 10:34am On May 30, 2021
Who are these people sef? Sunday morning sex as a couple is it a sin. Kuku say Sunday morning breakfast is a sin na. Mtcheew.

See all y'all over sabi worshipers both Christians, Muslims, Pagans and Jews, sex was created to be enjoyed between a man and a woman period. If you want to do to procreate then go ahead and if you want to do it to have fun then voila....no one will judge you. In the haddiths it is mentioned that the prophet of God (SAW) asks for forgiveness 100 times a day and it has been told several times in the bible that God forgives all except associating partner unto him because he is a jealous God. Don't let anyone deceive you or brainwash you about sex and how or when you can engage in it.
Yoruba mythology says "okan eni ni igbabo eni" your mind is your belief.
Aloha!!!
PoliticsRe: Abia State CID Set On Fire By Unknown Gunmen (Pictures) by laiza(m): 8:44pm On May 29, 2021
This government started it and they lost the fight and war when they negotiated with kidnappers and sent troops against IPOB. Best way to resolve the ongoing carnage and destruction of government property is to call for a roundtable meeting and immediate withdrawal of troops from SE and SS. In all honesty NW and NE need those troops more than the whole South does.
AgricultureRe: I Became A Fulani Herdsman For A Day|Their Lifestyle (Video) by laiza(m): 5:33pm On May 24, 2021
BigBelleControl:
I still don't understand why some group of people's private business became government's priority.
Maybe the government should just adopt cattle as one of our natural resources and share proceeds with every state in Nigeria just as we share oil proceeds and VAT.
I think government should as a matter of urgency start paying 13% derivation to fulani herdsmen and let them hold on to the cattle while the South hold their oil. This may sound funny but think about it for a second and imagine all the solutions this would profer to all the problems we currently face.
Jobs/VacanciesEmployment Scam by laiza(op): 2:19pm On May 19, 2021
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PoliticsRe: Is It Safe To Send Your Bvn To Agent In Order To Fasten The Process Of Your NIN? by laiza(m): 12:01pm On May 18, 2021
I think your bvn is only needed to check if your NIN has been pre-registeted with your bank. Depending on your level of trust for this so called "agent" you can send it or not but without bvn you can still get your NIN.
CrimeRe: Rape Allegation: Tife Sues Sansa, His Ex-girlfriend For ₦100 Million by laiza(m): 2:49pm On May 17, 2021
SenecaTheYonger:
This gist again.

I want to ask a honest question, if your girlfriend wears you a condom and allows you to have sex with her, but midway, she changed her mind and said stop. If you didn't listen, is this termed rape by the Nigerian court of law?

Has anyone gone to jail for this?

Abeg stop liking my post and answer the question
I am no law expert but I believe there has to be consent for sex to be mutual. Even if you are about to nut and she says stop you should withdraw, although the rape thereof might be very hard to prove but the consent to have mutual sex ended when she said stop.
ComputersRe: Perfectly Working Dell Laptop For Sale At Giveaway Price by laiza(m): 12:32pm On May 17, 2021
EdenDweller:
I have a a perfectly working Dell laptop for sale.
Everything is working PERFECTLY.
Reason for sale: Just got another
Price: 50k (Not negotiable please)

Contact me on Whatsapp https:///2348139039727
What are the specifications?
HealthRe: I Want To Replace My Missing Two Teeth by laiza(m): 10:42am On May 17, 2021
Humblewalex:
@ laiza thank you sir,pls do you have any idea aw much it will cost
I honestly don't.
HealthRe: I Want To Replace My Missing Two Teeth by laiza(m): 10:42am On May 17, 2021
Olatundee001:
Are you sure it’s has no side effect or
Future side effect
None that I know of.
HealthRe: I Want To Replace My Missing Two Teeth by laiza(m):
Walk into any dentist office and tell them you want to refill your teeth. It's a safe procedure and seamless. Depending on the type of material you want it may cost you extra.
Christianity EtcRe: 2 Others Who Killed Lion In The Bible Apart From Samson by laiza(m): 10:22am On May 16, 2021
Just imagine lions from the time of Samson and Samuel are still the same lions we see today, even from the time of Noah sef....and one stupid scientist will now come and say crocodiles came from Whale. Arrant nonsense! This makes me want to question everything I know about everything. I mean how old is this world exactly? Where did we come from, where are we going and what the Bleep is our purpose on this earth. We can't just be here to pray, Bleep, born, make money and die. There has to be more to life than these.

I want to leave a legacy so big, scary and yet humble. So help me God!
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's The Name Of This Snake I Just Killed? by laiza(m): 5:40pm On May 13, 2021
It looks like a Northern brown snake, totally harmless. They feed on rodents, small mammals and frogs.
RomanceRe: My Bestie Is In Love With Me But I Don’t Want To Lose Him by laiza(m): 8:09am On May 12, 2021
Hanty let me be completely honest with you. Your besty may be the best thing that ever happened to you and probably the best man you have come across but the truth of the matter is he wants to bleep you and continue bleeping you. Don't fret yet, he's been there for 6 years, throughout all the good and bad and saw you cry and heartbroken and happy....he actually loves you but he just don't want a relationship, he already has that but he doesn't want to be on the sidelines anymore if you get what I mean.

If you see yourself having sex with him and the relationship will still be rock solid then you probably want him more than you think. And please don't say it never crossed your mind, cos that' absolute crap. In all fairness he should be the one you should be having this weird conversation with and why you want to or don't want to have sex with him. You guys obviously know each other more than we could ever imagine but you don't want to give him the cookie because you know after the cookie you would either cheat on him or it won't last. I understand how you feel, he probably does too but e be like say na you de overthink am oh. Dude might not care about you having multiple partners and shit, na wetin una two have to talk about be that but no doubt a guy that can stay with you for 6 years is definitely in love with you.

There are two ways to go about it....send him a message that if it's sex he wants you can get him one or two girls who will bleep him on a regular, and you gotta be sure about this cos once you offer it you can't go back and be prepared for him to say no, you still have to offer them shaa and no jealousy. Secondly, tell him if you guys go down this road would he mind if you have a new bestie? How he responds will definitely tell you what to do. But if I would advice shaa I believe dude deserve that cookie even if na one night stand but on a more serious note you guys belonged together unless for some weird supernatural stupid reason you don't want to believe you guys can have love and friendship together. Na you come sabi wetin you go do next oh.
Shalom!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Eid Al Fitr On Thursday, Moon Not Sighted In Saudi Arabia by laiza(m): 5:51pm On May 11, 2021
SanctifiedSista:
Does it mean Salah is Thursday and Friday?
Thursday
CareerRe: Bank Work Or Bolt Driver? by laiza(m): 5:57pm On May 09, 2021
Fidelarinze9:
How sure are you about the claims on bolt driving? Don't be deceived, bolt and uber are no longer paying as they used to.
Like I said understanding of route and traffic laws is the key to Bolt/Uber driving in Nigeria.

Say you are stationed around the airports, Island, Maitama, Asokoro etc you can be very lucky if you are the early bird type.
SportsRe: 10 Year Old Tani Adewumi Becomes US National Chess Master by laiza(m): 6:56am On May 07, 2021
helinues:
Omo ologo Tani, Big congrats jare

Chess, My Brain sharpener . One of the important task for me to do every blessed morning
Let's play online bro....we can as well help each other grow. I have a chess app that allows me to solve daily puzzles but I can really use the help to grow and we too can sign up for chess competitions.
CareerRe: Bank Work Or Bolt Driver? by laiza(m): 2:09pm On May 06, 2021
Bolt driver all the way....but before you begin please have 6 months budget for fueling and servicing of the vehicle.

Your 100k salary may look like gold to you now but you can make all that in two weeks as a bolt driver if you are in Lagos or Abuja. Understanding of route, traffic and traffic laws is the key.

Do not be trapped by your salary, the world is yours for the taking if you have enough balls to take risks.

That being said, I wish you all the best in your future endeavours.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Need A Job As A Mobile App / Software Developer by laiza(m): 8:42am On May 06, 2021
Go to www.indeed.ae and search for your preferred job description there. I'm sure there are tons of offers from tech companies in Dubai. All the best �
PoliticsRe: Father Mbaka Blasts Garba Shehu, Reveals Why He Sent 3 Contractors (Video) by laiza(m): 5:13am On May 03, 2021
ceejay10:
three contractors to end insecurity? Mbaka why? this is a lame clapback.
Are you saying 3 contractors are too much or too little to end insurgency? I believe we all know the real lame ass persons.

If this government is not been biased and have a personal agenda why not empower an ibo man, and a yoruba man the same way Dangote was empowered. Select people based on merits out of the shores of politics. Equip our police stations to standard, reinforce the military gear and armoury, focus more on the 774,000 jobs created and make tourism more interesting as well as include handiwork in our school curriculum right from the primary up to university level.

To do all these you don't even need to borrow money, simply slash the salaries of senators and house of reps members and within 8 months all these insurgency will end but the government would rather not do that. Father Mbaka might have gotten his fingers burned but dude has given an insight for any sensible and serious government if they will only listen but they do what they do best - castigate him and label him enemy of the state.
Foreign AffairsRe: In Pictures: The Devastating Effects Of Coronavirus Second-wave In India by laiza(m): 5:11am On May 01, 2021
I have always known it was going to be devastating in India, I just didn't envisaged this much. India has one of the worst sewage system in the world after Africa. There is a river that is so putrid yet both their domestic animals and humans go into it daily for spiritual cleansing.

When the country shut down in the 3rd quarter of last year and railroad workers and distant travel workers could not get home in time during the lockdown there was a high rate of infection and not much enlightenment amongst the citizens. Gullibility and putting so much trust in spiritualism is what led India to where they are today.

India doesn't have a good healtcare system that can cater for over 1.2 Billion people, a good healtcare is in place yes but only for the rich and powerful. Also they are one of the largest manufacturers of medical and pharmaceutical grade raw materials but unlike the Chinese the Indians have refused to master it's uses.

Only God can save India at this point. Please pray for India!!!

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