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Family › Re: My In-laws Driving Me Nuts by laluski(m): 11:17am On Jun 25, 2022
viceddy95:
How which she was your sister, will you do same thing to her even though she spends years there..
No single respect for your husband's family

Madam make peace with your in-laws, don't come to social media looking for support in the name of advice....

Your husband just traveled abroad and you want to start turning him against his family already...
You sef go and bring 2 other relatives... equation balance grin
Crime › Re: Boyfriend Strips Girlfriend Unclad & Flogs Her In The Presence Of His Friends by laluski(m): 6:31pm On Jun 21, 2022
UDOKABESTLUV:
A Nigerian Lady simply identified as Aduke took to her Whatsapp status to cry out for justice after her boyfriend identified as Fatai gathered some of his friends together and then he flogged her mercilessly over claims that she was cheating on him.

Aduke, a HND1 Student of Bartholomew College of Health Shao, Kwara State, told her friends that the incident happened at Fatai’s residence.

According to her friends, Fatai had invited her to his house without giving her any hint of what he was about to do. When she arrived at his home, she met some of his friends, all male, in his living room. He theb started to interrogate her, accusing her of engaging in hookups. Things took a different turn when he and his friends forcefully grabbed her hands and legs and then he began to flog her with a cane.

At a point, he pulled her pant and flogged her bare butt. He had a change of heart and wore her pant back.

Aduke took to her Whatsapp status to share videos from the scene. The matter was reported to the police and Army and the boys were picked up. Her friends are alleging that the matter might have been swept under the carpet.

Watch The Video As Obtained By Below:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CfDOYeoKIrQ/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=a9730d7e-c664-4fb6-9a4b-d9d2a06ff810&ig_mid=B2CA0FA1-BC4D-41B7-B8E3-E4BB99822ED8
It's called HND 1 for a reason... Leave campus boyfriends alone and face your life and what you came there to do. Get a degree and see if you suitors won't come after you..a good lesson well deserved and hopefully learnt.Good luck
Christianity Etc › Re: Arabic Teacher Arraigned For Allegedly Defiling Nine Female Pupils In Lagos. by laluski(m): 9:42pm On Jun 20, 2022
farem:
Arabic Teacher Arraigned for Allegedly Defiling Nine Female Pupils In Lagos.

Seven of the survivors said that the defendant, who is their Arabic teacher, on several occasions, inserted his fingers into their vaginas.

Arabic teacher, identified only as Farouk, has been charged to an Ikeja Domestic Violence and Sexual Offences Court in Lagos State over a nine-count charge involving sexual assault. The teacher was alleged to have contravened Section 261 of the Criminal Laws of Lagos State, (2015) for fingering his nine Islamic pupils, ages seven to 13 years.According to Vanguard, a witness, named Mrs Oluchi Nwoke-okoi, a registered nurse and midwife, while being led in evidence by the state prosecutor, Mrs Olufunke Adegoke, said she was a staff of Women At Risk Foundation (WARIF) and had 15 years’ experience in midwifery.

She testified before the court that she attended to the nine survivors and conducted vagina examination on seven of them after their mothers brought them to WARIF centre on February 20, 2019.

She said, “The survivors and their mothers were brought to the centre by police officers. We took time to question each of the survivors and also conducted vagina examination on them.

“Seven of the survivors said that the defendant, who is their Arabic teacher, on several occasions, inserted his fingers into their vaginas. The 8th survivor said the defendant only touched her breast while the 9th survivor told us that she was afraid to attend the lslamic class after her sister told her that the defendant inserted his fingers into her vagina.

“Vagina examination was carried out on them. Based on their histories and the vagina examination, the result shows absence of hymen. Conclusion is suggestive of sexual assault of minor,” she said.

She disclosed that the youngest of the survivors was seven years while the oldest was 13 years.

Similarly, during cross-examination by defence counsel, Mr A.O. Okonkwo, Nwoke-okoi said she was certified by the Nursing and Midwifery Council of Nigeria (NMCN), revealing that the vagina examination she did on the victims was within her area of practice.

She continued, “I have a license to practice as a registered and certified midwife and the vagina examination I carried out is not outside my practice. Laceration of the vagina means bruises, injuries or scars on the vagina. In some cases, when the vagina is tampered with, there may be laceration or not.

“In the case of sexual assault, laceration can be seen when the survivor struggles or when penis, fingers or object is being forced into the vagina. In the same vein, hymen cannot be intact when the finger, penis or object is inserted into the vagina. It is not in my power to decide whose fingers penetrated the vaginas of the survivors and I disagree that scratching can tamper with hymen."

It was gathered that the prosecuting counsel told the court that the witness was their last witness in the trial and hugged the court to order the defendant to open his defense.

Hence, Justice Abiola Soladoye adjourned the case until October 5 for the defendant to open his defence.

http://saharareporters.com/2022/06/20/arabic-teacher-arraigned-allegedly-defiling-nine-female-pupils-lagos
Why should they blame this man when their religion ( not mine) clearly accepts under aged girls as wives
Business › Re: Motocycle Hailing App Idea by laluski(m): 9:35pm On Jun 20, 2022
knoah23:
Hi nairaland family.. so i had an idea for a motorcycle hailing app like gokada but then i remembered they're no longer in that business I wondered why so I did a few digging (didn't get that much to be honest) and I found out that okada has be banned due to motorcycle accident data and all which makes no sense cause normal okadas are still functioning... so If i were to take my idea seriously are there any loophole i can use to make my idea possible. and if you have an in-depth understanding as to why these services (gokada, maxng, and others) stopped operation please do share. Thanks
Please kill that dream...let the Lord guide you in another path
Education › Re: Interesting Facts But Useless by laluski(m): 11:02pm On Jun 17, 2022
Ochyes:
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

The average secretary’s left-hand does 56% of the typing.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

The name for Oz in the “Wizard of Oz” was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence “Oz.”

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

Almonds are members of the peach family.

New Jersey grows two-thirds of the world’s eggplant.

There are more chickens than people in the world (at least before that chicken-flu thing).

The “dot” over the letter “i” is called a tittle.

The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life. What about milk you say? A cow has to eat grass to produce milk and grass are living.

Honey is the only food that does not spoil.

It’s physically impossible for a pig to look up at the sky.

One single teaspoon of honey represents the life work of 12 bees.

Flamingos can only eat with their heads upside down.

It is impossible to tickle yourself.

A typical pencil can draw a line that is 35 miles long.

Astronauts get taller in space due to the lack of gravity.

Buttermilk does not contain any butter and is actually low in fat.

Your own dead skin cells make up the majority of the dust in your house.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

A giraffe can go longer without water than a camel can.
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Snails can sleep up to 3 years.

Soure: Quora
Quite enlightening
Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Male Friend What I Noticed About His Wife? by laluski(m): 10:33pm On Jun 17, 2022
duduade:
Please mind your business
Will she? angry
Business › Re: I HAVE 5million Naira To Invest In This Business by laluski(m): 11:19pm On Jun 13, 2022
Tesclaros:
can we talk on whatsapp pls?
Or look me up and send me a message with your number on LinkedIn.
Name: Laolu Fakoya

My full profile is there
Business › Re: I HAVE 5million Naira To Invest In This Business by laluski(m): 11:08pm On Jun 13, 2022
Tesclaros:
can we talk on whatsapp pls?
You can send your WhatsApp number to my email, lala_xlawdream@yahoo.com.. and notify me here...I'll surely call you so we can meet...
Tnx
Business › Re: I HAVE 5million Naira To Invest In This Business by laluski(m): 3:45pm On Jun 13, 2022
Tesclaros:
Hi y’all.. I have been thinking hard lately, surfing the net looking for ideas and ideas on how or what business to invest 5-7million naira in.. That isn’t really the issue but i want whatsoever business i invest my money in to bring me at least 1mil in a month... then this idea of opening a standard barbing saloon with only sexy female employees came to mind .. I know how some guys would be trippin in cos of the female barbers .. but then what are the chances of making good profits from this? Any better idea? Tap in pls

MODIFIED:

Its obvious this forum itself is dead.. I will never seek for any advice here again. Can’t believe a whole business section like this can go mute over a business idea worth 5million Naira.. or is it only sport betting thread you guys are active? Or should i say here is filled with light minds and average earners .. pfft !!!
Hello.
You can finance an oil Transaction and get a very good profit..I'll introduce you to both seller and buyer, when you're fully convinced, you can finance...
Please before you think this is a scan, I suggest you go through when I opened this account and also go through my post...you're in safe hands I assure..cheers
Adverts › Re: Crocs by laluski(m): 3:42pm On Jun 13, 2022
princeabdul:
kaduna but we deliver nationwide.�
Ok no problem
Adverts › Re: Crocs by laluski(m): 3:33pm On Jun 13, 2022
princeabdul:
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Where's your location
Nairaland General › Re: How To Unbarred My MTN Sim And Continue Making Calls by laluski(m): 4:02pm On Jun 10, 2022
Morningstarrr:
Shameless scammer. You’ll die miserably
Amen! Amen!!AAAAAMMMMMEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Romance › Re: What Do I Call Dis One? by laluski(m): 12:18am On Jun 06, 2022
Jmichael1:
she never meet real niggar wen go put am 4 her body wotowoto,her mind go dey.....

cheers.....
Your English has said it all about you...
Romance › Re: What Do I Call Dis One? by laluski(m): 11:32pm On Jun 05, 2022
Jmichael1:
na u and our last born be mate,if at all he no senior u.,
To give u an idea how old I'm, check I registered this account...and I had an account 5 years before then...I couldn't remember the password so I had to abandon it..
That aside...lemme ask you a question..if a girl gets pregnant for you now...are u ready to father that baby or "hustle" and give her money to terminate the pregnancy...a simple advice, don't let your small penis that has no brain and your testosterone as huge as that of an elephant over rule your sense of reasoning....
My first child is in the university and one thing taught to ask any boy that comes in the name of datinh her is to ask a simple question..." Why do you "love" me or why do you want to date me...it has NEVER failed her..
She's doing brilliantly well in her academics ..are u in the university?
Romance › Re: What Do I Call Dis One? by laluski(m): 8:51pm On Jun 05, 2022
Jmichael1:
There's dis pretty grl in my street that i wud love to bleep and move on,bt i got a problem here...

i always admire dis grl wen i'm alone at home,i'll be lyk...omoh if i see gift(her name) today i must tell her one or two tinz 4 her left ear...bt i lose interest in dis same grl each time i see her.

i've notice dis tin more than 3 times....i admire her wen i'm alone bt lose interest in her the moment i see her..

what do i call dis one,its dat our spirit no match or wat?
How can I unread what I just read from this Ss1 boy or delete it from my brain
Crime › Re: Have You Ever Tried To Annoy A Scammer Who Called You? If So, What Happened? by laluski(m): 12:03am On May 30, 2022
ImoleNaija:
Werey gave me a number to call & I forwarded all the problem of my life & my account number to him & the other contact. Na so werey lock up cheesy
I don laff tire for here...
Computers › Re: Samsung Note 7 Series Chronos inbuilt Battery Urgent! by laluski(op): 7:44pm On May 29, 2022
Alexjohn2020:
chief, I tried calling you today but u didn't answer, I later got mine for 22k
Ha baba...abeg no vex o...abeg lemme have your number bro..
You can send your number to lala_xlawdream@yahoo.com
Computers › Re: Samsung Note 7 Series Chronos inbuilt Battery Urgent! by laluski(op): 12:58pm On May 25, 2022
Alexjohn2020:
how much em tell you
He no give me price o...cos raba never complete
Computers › Re: Samsung Note 7 Series Chronos inbuilt Battery Urgent! by laluski(op): 11:38pm On May 24, 2022
Alexjohn2020:
omo, after two years, I dey find my own too, if I see am I go let you know
Thx bro...one plug I get dey say he for import am for me from South Korea
Computers › Re: Samsung Note 7 Series Chronos inbuilt Battery Urgent! by laluski(op): 11:03pm On May 24, 2022
Alexjohn2020:
you later see am buy??
At all my brother...I even dey find am with the keyboard sef
Science/Technology › Re: Rechargeable Fan Issue (pls Help) by laluski(m): 11:41pm On May 21, 2022
Realoaac:
Thanks ��

Do you know where I can get an original battery for this model?

I don’t want to use the guy that sold it unless I have no choice
I'll advice you go to their office..that way you'll be sure of getting the original battery...if you're in Lagos binatone has an office at isolo beside AFPRINT..that's best I know
Science/Technology › Re: Rechargeable Fan Issue (pls Help) by laluski(m): 5:58pm On May 21, 2022
Realoaac:
Hi everyone.
I bought this binatone rechargeable fan about a month ago for 60k and the guy swore to me that it would last long and it’s original.

Now it doesn’t even last up to 1 second (not exaggerating it). What do I do guys? Do I get another fan (hoping this isn’t the case) or just replace the battery
Just replace the battery..make very very very sure it charges up to a 100% before usage..else it'll spoil again...good luck
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Owns A N591,100 Drinking Cup (pics) by laluski(m): 11:54am On May 20, 2022
l69l:
huh huh

no difference

same uses
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Simple
Romance › Re: As A Woman I Have Decided I'm Never Getting Married Or Having Kids by laluski(m): 1:54pm On May 17, 2022
amnesty7:
Do what will please you.
Simple
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by laluski(m): 1:05pm On May 14, 2022
Please is it possible to use someone else's HONDA EOD for Uber and remit 30k weekly to the owner
Tnx
Car Talk › Re: How Can I Avoid Buying A Stolen Vehicle? by laluski(m): 1:02pm On May 14, 2022
Hezzyluv:
If you agreed with him on the price, then both of you should go to police station close to you and seal the deal. By so doing, you save meyourself from trouble in the future. That's if it's a stolen car.
Simple
Family › Re: What Are The Pros And Cons Of Marrying A Single Lady That Already Has A Baby? by laluski(m): 11:39pm On May 11, 2022
Puskas:
Any attempt from you to discipline the child will not always go down well with her. She will be seeing it as a hatred for the child because the child is not yours
Lies from the pit of hell...don't say what you don't know
Investment › Re: All Side Hustle Update by laluski(m): 11:17pm On May 07, 2022
KingJahzmineKing:
Happy new month to all my fellow hustlers...

Kindly drop ur WhatsApp contact so I can add you to a group where updates and hot formats will be shared to cash out no story ...

I wish I can post them here but the mods won't allow that so if you need any format to cash out from different sites this is for u

Drop ur WhatsApp contact to be added
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