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Music/Radio › Re: Tonto Dike To Release Controversial Songs On October 17, 2012 by Lamasta(m): 12:22am On Oct 09, 2012
alaoeri: Who's Toto Dike? huh
It is the name of anything that go into the studio room and take some cool weed to cool his temper
Music/Radio › Re: Tonto Dike To Release Controversial Songs On October 17, 2012 by Lamasta(m): 12:00am On Oct 09, 2012
I don't give a damn......
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Achebe On Awolowo: Has He Gone Too Far? by Lamasta(m): 1:29pm On Oct 08, 2012
Ubenedictus: u have decided to put ur heavy bais to work.
my Brother this is not bias but just the bitter truth Ojukwu did not plan for the ordinary igbos when he went to the warfront and he was even advised not to go to war by Awolowo but his greediness and quest for Power made him forgot that not only the army will suffer his actions but the ordinary people today even achebe the bias writter too is not saying the real cause of the war and why they lost based on improper planning but he is written based on he's hatred for Awolowo. Lets walk together as one so we will not make the mistake of the past the second time in again
Politics › Re: Achebe On Awolowo: Has He Gone Too Far? by Lamasta(m): 1:16pm On Oct 08, 2012
[quote author=Wily+Wily]As a middle man, i believe no matter how long it takes in future Yorubas are going to pay a big prize, but the problem is the innocent is going to suffer it.[/quote]You too know that Yoruba race is not known to cause violence or war but when it thus happens we will not carry guns, bombs or Nuclear weapons all we will do is just to formulate policy that will eliminate the entire egocentric tribes that claims they know what it means to win war. So just forget the past and don't make another mistake in the future again cos the Yorubas Including Our dearly Awolowo love the Igbos with passion
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Am Tired Of Life by Lamasta(m): 1:01pm On Oct 08, 2012
goodness1109: Pls help!!! I was out of banking job in December 2009 when Sanusi struck. Since then, life has never been the same for me and my family anymore.All my attempts to re-climb to the top again have been abortive as i don't have any powerful connection except God. I have prayed and prayed, nothing yet! I pertook in some major recruitments(like the NNPC's to a stage of interview, all to nothing), I even applied to a skul abroad and was given admission with scholarship award but applied to the embassy with fake a/c statement and was denied visa as i had not person to stand for as a sponsor. life has just turned black to me. Can anyone help and or advise? I have the following credentials:
B.Sc(2:1)
M.Sc(Finance)
5yrs of banking exp
Age: early 30s
Married wt Kids
Pls, kindly help and advise!
Becaue you lost your job you are now tired of life shay? My brother you are kidding cause I will not advise you I will only challenge you because you have lost contact with your potential right from your school days and you have been brainwashed by your academics or education to say no wonder Sshiv Khera said in his book that Education ought to teach us how to make a Life and not how to make a living as you are struggling now but all I will tell you is that if you don't know what your potential is or what you love doing as a child that when people see thay appreciate then I will advise you look for a loan and start up a bussiness that can sustain you and even move you to the top and continue to look for your regular job and remember life is sweet only when you mix it with the right ingredients........
Politics › Re: Achebe On Awolowo: Has He Gone Too Far? by Lamasta(m): 2:32pm On Oct 07, 2012
Prof Corruption: Let the thread continues! The old racist bitter English professor who should be working to unite the nation but has found it a worthwhile effort to pull it apart is responsible for whatever happens to Igbo lot.
My brother this small pen has caused many problems leading to war, destabilization, corruption and so on... I think Achebe has overstepped his boundary this time around by pointing accusing finger to Our dear Awolowo a Man that made the ordinary man from the West to know the value of Education if not for him the Yoruba would have been silent in Nigeria thereby allowing those Abokis to completely turn this Nation to Federal Republic Of Almajiri
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Oil Production Ends In 41 Years – World Bank by Lamasta(m): 11:20am On Oct 06, 2012
fubbyy: this one thing i hate about all this religious fanatics,attributing everything to God, imagine an adult arguing with me sometime ago that its God that decides when rain wil fall, a doctor warned my cousin nt 2 get pregnant again after her 3rd delivery because of her health bt she askd d same question,weda doctor na God? She went and gt another pregnant,today where is she? 6 ft under d ground,u ppl shuld hv a mind of ur own
So you mean God is not relevant shay?
Politics › Re: Climate Change: Lagos May Vanish In 50 Years - Experts by Lamasta(m): 1:55am On Oct 06, 2012
Lasgidi go become Lagoon in 50 Years time Lmao make we they knack canoe down o as Noah do during in time cos if Tsunami start me I no fit rescue person o
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Oil Production Ends In 41 Years – World Bank by Lamasta(m): 1:44am On Oct 06, 2012
World Bank or Continental Bank you guys forgot that our problem is not oil whether it dries in 41 years or not there is no difference cos we already have reserve that will last for 200 years and above. God has given us oil nothing even World Bank cannot dry it
Politics › Re: Tribunal Declares Obanikoro’s Son Local Government Election Winner In Lagos-pm by Lamasta(m): 8:58am On Oct 05, 2012
lateef4me: Like PDP complied with the verdict of the tribunal in Ondo and Osun,let hope ACN complies with the decision of this tribunal ......
Make them no comply na Boko boys we go send for them. Acn is in trouble more Constituencies will be given to the rightful winners and not riggers. One Man One Vote, One Woman One Vote Shikena not business as usual again
Business › Re: Nigeria's Foreign Reserve Rises To $41.3billion by Lamasta(m): 3:46pm On Oct 04, 2012
[color=#000099][/color]We are gradually making progress, kudos to the economic team
Education › Re: Admission List Into Pti Effurun Warri Is Out by Lamasta(m): 8:10am On Oct 02, 2012
dbest4ever: have gotten admission this yr and u can check yours online rather than going to the school
Congrats my brother
Education › Re: Admission List Into Pti Effurun Warri Is Out by Lamasta(m): 7:30am On Sep 30, 2012
@op are you a student in Pti or admission seeker
Politics › Re: Salaries Of Niger-delta Militant Warlords Revealed by Lamasta(m): 10:23am On Sep 29, 2012
dejustice: Who owns Sahara Reporters.
How come the are simply Anti-Government?
They don't ever report any good about the Government.
Once, I see Sahara Reporter, I can easily predict that, their report must be about bringing the government down?
How true are most of their report and is this what true Journalism is all about?
Thanks to Political Platform Ray Power, this morning on the subject matter and what true Journalism represent.
O boy not only anti government but also enemy of the government but you see don't blame them na freedom of speech and information give them power
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua - Pray Nigeria's Flag Doesn't Fly At Half-mast by Lamasta(m): 4:00pm On Sep 27, 2012
Kenyanstar: this tb joshua guy is a pain in the neck. it is absurd that this purported "man of god" only finds comfort in bad news. he is always issues controversial statements and never makes an effort to prevent or stop this calamities he see's. what an un-godly way to go on about his prophecies. it defeats common sense that he always has to be the one who ends up bragging that he knew that someone was going to die. this is pure mental lunacy and acute psyicologic disorder. it is a medical condition that such patients find comfort in other peoples moment of weaknes to get an advantage over their emotions. he must be suffering from anti social personality disorder.
And some lunatics like your absurd comments ehn? Why do you guys get offended when a prophet tells you the gospel truth? no wonder Noah preached, begged, cried for the world to repent they refuse claiming it was a fake news even partying until the day it happened, then it was too late for them to repent. I just pray you control your tongue when talking about Prophets of God cause they are the Spokesmen of God.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Churches: Who Are They Building Universities For? by Lamasta(m): 3:35pm On Sep 27, 2012
If there is any pastor qualified to build a university that will be attended by both the POOR and the RICH then it will be Prophet TB Joshua and the Synagouge Ministries because this Man has shown over the years that the church is a place you run to when everything seems over in your life. He has shown that whether you are a member of his church or not you are qualified to send your children to school and will be ready to pay for them through scholarship.
I tell you only TB Joshua's ministry can promise you good education without school fees because they are ready to support you and not all this Holy Holy university of the Rich that some churches are building for children of the Rich.
Politics › Re: A Picture Of President Jonathan In His Office by Lamasta(m): 11:28am On Sep 21, 2012
[quote author=al-qaeda]LOOKS LIKE HE'S ASLEEP. AM SURE HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT HE'S READING, JUST PRETENDING OR HE'S NOT SOBER.[/quote]Till you die I no sure say you go smell that office except you dey see the picture like this one maayi, if you are better than him then go and become president.
Education › Re: Petroleum Engineering by Lamasta(m): 5:35pm On Sep 20, 2012
vikas11233: Despite the fact that petroleum engineering is an attractive and high paying career option, not much information is available on it. Typically, a petroleum engineering graduate is given the job to discover natural sources of oil and examine the same. Similarly, developing the latest machines and equipments which can be used in the extraction and processing of oil is part of the job of a petroleum engineer. Petroleum engineers have global career and are hired by global oil companies.
Conservation of Mass
Ma guy you too much more of it........
Politics › Re: Introduction Of N5,000 Note: Nigerians Are Wasting Their Time – Sanusi Lamido by Lamasta(m): 4:35pm On Sep 17, 2012
Babaji111: RIGHT SIR, US has 100 dolar note which is eqivalent to 16,000 naira. The problem with Nigerians is that nothing is going on right. OBJ did same, no body complaint. They are just waiting for any news to attack with anger (whether good or bad) expecially when a northerner or a muslim is in charge. BuT sir, I only advise you to excercise caution; if the legislators and Nigerians say NO, concur with them. If anything happens to the already ailing economy, they should blame themselves. SHI KE NAN!
Do we spend Dollar hear or Naira common Man wise up $100 and N5000 na the same we don't spend exchange rate but Naira ok?
Politics › Re: Introduction Of N5,000 Note: Nigerians Are Wasting Their Time – Sanusi Lamido by Lamasta(m): 3:20pm On Sep 16, 2012
Ever since Soludo left the CBN our banks are just going down the drain, Oceanic has been crippled, Intercontinental Bank destroyed, Bank PHB and the rest has been down all because a politician economist was installed based on sentiment by Yar'adua. Today banks are finding it difficult to open new branches and create employment because of Sanusi and his unfavourable policy instead they are retrenching the staffs they have, not only the banks affected now the introduction of N5000 and the cashless economy of a thing where is it taking us to does America, UK and France have 5000 denomination? This autonomy is being abused by Sanusi and must be reviewed by the national assembly cause its getting out of hand. Imagine CBN governor doling out N100M to Kano bomb victim on which authority?
Romance › Re: "My Boyfriend Impregnanted My Daughter" by Lamasta(m): 7:17pm On Sep 15, 2012
If you ask me the question for ground na who I go ask no be me talk am na Omawunmi........
Nairaland General › Re: Dog Stands Guard Over Deceased Owner’s Grave For Six Years (with Picture) by Lamasta(m): 4:23pm On Sep 14, 2012
The owner of the Dog must have been kind when alive that warrant his Dog to still guide and protect him even in death wow what a friend a Dog can be.....
Music/Radio › Re: MTV Video Music Awards 2012: List Of Winners by Lamasta(m): 11:02pm On Sep 07, 2012
[quote author=Blackteeth]Ok. But the price is still the same.
Lol you funny o, wetin consine price and award ehn?
Education › Re: What To Take To University As A Fresher. by Lamasta(m): 11:44pm On Sep 05, 2012
Ojosaac: Academic
*. Reading List
*. Academic Diary / Wall Planner / Calendar / Cheap dry wipe board
*. Relevant Old Text Books and Notes - not all of them as they can take up a lot of space and you might not use them...
*. Blank notebooks for taking notes at Lectures
*. Pen drive/Memory Stick
*. Dictionary
*. Thesaurus
*. Exam results/certificates (Some Universities use these during your induction.)
*. Voice recorder if you have difficulty concentrating in lectures. (Do remember you'll have to make time to listen to it again, and ask for permission to record.)
Bathroom Items
*. Hand Towels
*. Bath Towels
*. Bath Sheets
*. Floor Towel
*. Flannel
*. Sponge
*. Wash Bag
*. Toothbrush
*. Toothpaste
*. Mouthwash
*. Floss
*. Cotton Buds
*. Cotton Pads
*. Make-up Remover
*. Nail Varnish Remover
*. Sanitary Towels/Tampons [Forthe females among us] - [Or males with nosebleeds]
*. Soap
*. Shower Gel
*. Facewash
*. Shampoo
*. Conditioner
*. Dry Shampoo. Look for brandssuch as Batiste, or if you're well off, Lee Stafford. (Just in case you don't have time for ashower before a lecture, or get up late! Alternatively a hat works fine and you can shower later!) (Superdrug's own brand dry shampoo for brunettes works wonders if you're dark haired..and it's cheap!)
*. Hair Gel/Wax
*. Hairspray
*. Hair brush/Comb
*. Hair grips/clips/bobbles
*. Body Lotion
*. Body Scrub
*. Razor/Epilator/Hair-Removing Equipment
*. Shaving Cream
*. Anti-Perspirant/Deodorant
*. Body Spray
*. Perfume
*. Toilet Roll
*. Wet Wipes
*. Air Freshener
*. Bathroom Scales
Bedroom Items
Bedding
*. Sheets
*. Duvet/Quilt - Most unis sell these on move-in day, but do check if they are provided, as they sometimes are!
*. Duvet/Quilt Cover
*. Pillows
*. Pillow Cases
*. Cushions
*. Mattress Protector - Not only ifyou have incontinence issues, but if you have a drunken mishap during the night wink
*. Blanket / Throw
more than one duvet and sheets is useful. Using dryers to dry things is expensive and it'll take a couple of nights to dry
Decorative Items
*. Wall stickers from uni cube and alike. Better than posters as they dont need blue tac or cellotape. Reusable, temporaryand non-damaging. www.uni-cube.co.uk
*. Photos
*. Postcards
*. Framed leavers shirts/cards/notes
*. Flag
*. Clock
*. A poster with your name and course to go on your door (it's inviting for your new flat mates and it can avoid the akwardness)
*. Rug
*. Cushions
*. Beanbag
*. Desk chair
*. Door Stop (If you keep your bedroom door open you'll make friends with your new housemates much quicker)
*. Cuddly Toys
*. Hot Water Bottle
*. Sleeping Bag (/Sleeping Mat)
*. Inflatable Bed
*. Airbed Pump
*. Lamp
*. Disco Ball
*. Lava Lamp
*. Desk Lamp
*. Fairy lights
*. Plants
*. Alarm Clock
*. Phone
*. Ornaments (not too many though as it can be overpowering and claustophobic)
*. Clothes Wash Basket/Bin/Bag
*. Small Bin
*. Candles (make sure they're not near anything that will catch fire and you blow them out properly though as you don't want a fire on the first day) [NB usually banned in halls, along with incense sticks, as a fire hazard)
*. Air Purifier/Incense sticks - If you're like me and your room is always in a mess, it is possible to keep it smelling and feeling clean even thoughthe cleaner last came over a month ago. A can of air fresher could also do the job. Incense sticks can do the job and can be bought for around£1 for 20ish, with a further pound for a holster (good for BO & heavier than usual smells)
Clothing
Everyday
*. Normal, Casual Clothing
*. Clean Underwear and Socks
*. Comfy Shoes
*. Dressing Gown
*. Pyjamas
*. Slippers
*. Flip-flops (for communal showers/summer & 'beach' parties)
*. Water-proof coat
*. A warm coat, gloves, scarf, hatand a brolly (so many studentspack in sunny September and get caught out/cold when Autumn/Winter starts to bite)
Formal
*. Dark Suit/Evening Dress (suitable for black tie events)
*. Smart Shoes/Heels
*. Clothing Suitable for Interviews for Part-time Jobs
Other
*. Special Clothing for Matriculation (e.g. Oxbridge and Durham - this should be specified by the uni)
*. Uniform (ie. if you're a Nursing student you'll get a uniform supplied but you need shoes etc)
*. Swimwear
*. Gym/Sports Clothes & Trainers
*. Shoe Polish kit (You want those shoes shining for your job interview!)
Fancy Dress
Take any suitable tools and items that will come in useful for a costume. It's best to get them in advance otherwise you may pay over the odds.
*. School Tie (for the school discos you're BOUND to have!)
*. Face Paints
*. Glitter
*. Scissors
*. Glue
*. Paper Clips
*. Sticky Tape
*. Bin Bags
*. Sewing Kit (safety pins!)
*. Bed sheet (seriously so useful!Togas, ghosts, whatever but its worth having.)
Possibly clothes/accessories for:
*. 80s Theme
*. Beach/Full Moon Party
*. Cowboy Theme
*. Emergency/999 Theme
*. School Disco
*. Halloween/Christmas/Easter/Valentines
*. Pink Theme (e.g. LGBT Nights)
*. Mobsters theme
*. Armed forces theme
*. Cartoon theme
@OP na tution fee money go buy all this oh Lol.............
Christianity Etc › Re: Helen Ukpabio Blasts T.B Josua, Says Demons Give Him Money by Lamasta(m): 12:53pm On Sep 04, 2012
musKeeto: ALLLLLL pastors/bishops/reverends in Nigeria are demons.. no one excluded....
Lol you be almajiri so don't comment on this topic........
Politics › Re: Obama Declares Nigeria As The World’s Next-Economic Giant by Lamasta(m): 2:34pm On Sep 01, 2012
Nigeria has the potential to become the biggest economy in the world but the problem is corruption and oessimistic attitude of the citizens, they never see anything good coming out of our dearly nation. As for Obama he's just making us remember what he did to us after he became President shay? Let him go and build the economy of Ghana he visited we don't need them anymore enough of there influence Nigeria and Nigerians will survive with or without them......
Foreign Affairs › Re: World Bank President Shuns Nigeria In His Visit To Africa by Lamasta(m): 2:12pm On Sep 01, 2012
Let him go to Ivory Coast and South Africa we don't need His visit in our land enough is enough, they imported debt to our land, imported corruption that we are still paying for till today in fact he should go to Somalia there economy is fast growing..........
Politics › Re: Salaries Of Niger-delta Militant Warlords Revealed by Lamasta(m): 11:04am On Aug 25, 2012
slap1: Jonathan is a BIG FOOL, if this is true. He went to school without shoes and graduated without brains. ID.IO.T.
Its a pity that people like you have being brainwashed by sentiments and Hypocrisy but the Niger Delta militant deserves more than that package compare to what the politicians steal without doing anything only representing their families, GEJ is not the one that gave them the contract but Yar'adua so before you start insulting him know whats on ground ok.
Celebrities › Re: Rick Ross In Obalende Market by Lamasta(m): 9:15pm On Aug 20, 2012
emekatimsu: This one na falling of naija hands oh.
Hw rick ross go shoot all ds pickin wey be like say na sudan or chad republic him cm.
Abeg naija get levels pass ds one o.
Mehn shay all this one na from Somalia or Chad Republic? Chai Rick Ross abeg may them re-edit the shooting o cause na big embarrasment to Lasgidi Lol
Business › Re: Picture Of Biggest Private Mansion In Nigeria? by Lamasta(m): 3:16pm On Aug 20, 2012
Chai! Mine is Bigger, Better and Brighter than this Watchout.....
Siga: Computer generated or real.....isnt this too much.com? undecided
Chai! Mine is Bigger, Better and Brighter than this Watchout.....
Politics › Re: Ijaw-Graduates Give Chevron A 7-day Ultimatum On Employment by Lamasta(m): 11:03am On Aug 14, 2012
shocked shocked shocked na wa o Employment has turned to its either you employ me or I scatter your operation haba is CNL the only company there? Or must they force them to employ?
Politics › Re: If GEJ Improves Electricity, Will You Vote For Him In 2015? by Lamasta(m): 5:47pm On Aug 09, 2012
sheringan: When boko boyclear us finish, I wonder who go use the electricity. Fowl them, make unah vote nah, if unah never all done die by then.
Why can't you reason before you type Man, anyway maybe na you boko boys go wipe no be us.

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