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[img][Yesterday I bought a pack of six 330ml Guinness Malt. I opened two and shared my children.

Both of them have drank it to past half before I playfully asked them that I should have a taste.

Lo and behold one of them is actually a Guinness Stout in malt bottle. I nearly went crazy. I spit it out immediately and stopped my kids from further consuming it.

I called their customer care immediately and the lady at the customer care said that they will look into it after collecting the production and expiry date. This does not sound convincing to me though.

Please what other steps can I take to ensure the proper thing is done?

Thanks in anticipation to all Knowledgeable Nairalanders.

My child has not been himself since yesterday

How much were you paid to concort this lies for bad publicity for Guinness?

Dear Nigerians,

Don't make the mistake of campaigning for or voting for Tinubu or Osibanjo. The former is as old or even older than the disaster called Buhari and so will end up failing to fix Nigeria while the latter is a deceptive crook who as part and parcel of this current regime has aided in the destruction of the socioeconomic life of Nigerians.

Buhari will handle Security.
Osibanjo will handle the economy.

How far with the security?
How far with the economy?

You expel Russian diplomats and justify it with hogwash. Russia expels yours in retaliation and you're crying foul. You guys must be fools

Still dey are lining up to support Tinubu so they can loot recklessly while he globetrottes to go attend to his health after winning.

Maybe they want Nigeria to use 98% of revenue for debt servicing before Tinubu's 8 years is over

Tinubu is too old. Nigeria will be dammed if rule by another Buhari agemate for 8 years again.

Ninisun:
Na wa to you! Is the man not also going to live there after building his first? If they quit the relationship tomorrow, won't it be still his house

Would you be happy with your son and his fiancee if your son's fiancee gave your son that advice and he followed it?

Please don't respond if you are still hoeing around, if you are a konk feminist and if you have no value or regard for family or mother/father/child bond and never enjoyed such bond while growing up

Barrister026:
Boy call your English teacher and ask him the meaning of "fiancee and your normal "girlfriends"

I might even be talking with a teenager, your post is giving you out big time. You reason so immature that's what annoys me on every front page just to gather likes.

This my last response to you, I won't indulge any further.

Walk up to your mum or grown up sister and tell them that you sought advice on this issue from your so-called fiancee and also tell them her response. If you think you did the right thing then follow the directions above and see if your mum won't disown you and swear for that so-called fiancee.

Even your fiancée, will she accept a lady giving her son the advice she's giving you now?

Use your head here and stop being emotional. You shouldn't have asked your girlfriend advice on such a delicate issue that you won't be bold to openly share her advice with those the issue affects.

You can love her all you want and she can love you all you want but there should be boundaries so that you don't damage the fabrics of your relationship with her and your family.

Hope you won't be surprised if I told you she may have given that advice out of selfish reasons, pretending to have your best interest at heart while secretly looking to become the wife of a landlord and become a landlady and be able to raise my shoulders amongst my female friends.

There's a lot to say but he who wants to learn and he who wants to be wise will learn from few lines. Shalom

Nigeria needs to break up for peace to reign

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Eriokanmi:
My mum was terribly afflicted in the early 80s with a strange ailment. My dad spent and spent, no solution. She was admitted in hospital for weeks, alas! One elder now late, suggested we moved into a mission house where prayers were being offered morning and night and in the process, she got healed. Her head would be making noise like when you're near a generator even in a very cool silent environment. She'd even asked if we heard such sound and we'd say no. She got healed completely and that's how we became born again. She's almost 90 years old now.

One day, after a send forth service conducted for a pastor who just got promoted with transfer elsewhere, he was praying for people as they knelt before him. He had the gift of prophesy. When it got to my turn he said to me that I had great journeys ahead of me. That I'd travel a lot and then I was in JS3. Today, I had touched the length and breath of the earth, to the glory of God.

In my undergraduate days, as I was sleeping in my hostel one night, God showed to me some things...He had always done this severally before then. He revealed that I was caught in an exam malpractice. I don't joke with whatever He reveals, regardless of the nearly impossible circumstances around me. God respects His words even more than His name...the bible says so. I was vibrating within me. I used to be one of the best students in my set. How would I now be caught up in such a mess? I didn't take it lightly. I prayed violently and rebuked it.

Lo and behold, on that fateful day, it was our last paper. I had even forgotten. The revelation came to pass. God is my witness to this. It was the exact location as seen in that revelation, on the same desk, I was seated by dame window, in same exam hall and same lecturer sat beside the window. Then I quickly remembered. It was as if I once watched a movie with was being replayed. There was a course mate by the name Demola. He had problem solving one of the questions. I told him I hadn't gotten to that number. This guy was disturbing. He said please let me send you the ones I had done maybe in exchange for those questions I had solved. Suddenly, this guy sent me the expo. I was restless. All of a sudden, invigilators entered the exam hall, about 5 in number. I quickly hid the expo inside my booklet and suddenly, a lecturer appeared by the window near me, observing things, same man as seen in that deam wearing same clothe. I said, mogbe ooo. The invigilators started checking booklets from page to page. I was 5th on that row and the first row for that matter. It was as if all eyes were on me. By the time they got to the 2nd student, I pretended as if I was reviewing my work, suddenly I squeezed the expo and violently threw it behind underneath the desk.

They quickly rushed to me and asked what happened. I told them my pen dropped and I was trying to look for it. They asked me to step out of the desk, searched everywhere, up to the 2nd student behind me, they searched my booklet page by page. They found nothing they now asked me to sit down. I'd have been rusticated that day. But because God had revealed it earlier and I had prayed against it, it was someone else who was caught.

My brother travelled to America for the first time in 2003. On getting to POE in America, after he had been admitted, a CBP accusted him and asked for his passport. He said the picture wasn't matching his identity because his real look didn't match the pic on the visa sticker and the one on his profile page. He laughed hysterically because he obtained his visa by himself , got interviewed in Lagos and nobody assisted in filling-in his DS160 form. The man said he wasn't kidding. He was interrogated at the secondary inspection side . He was asked to place his fingers on the screen which revealed all his biodata as recorded in the American consulate in lagos and his visa details still they didn't velieve him...hard to believe right? Village people are real. Na that day I know.

In short he was locked up in the cold cell and deported 2 days later. On getting home he called my sister who took him to the pastor of their church. The man said as soon as he obtained the visa, he was showing it to everyone instead of hiding it and be praying for success of his trip. He said there was one woman who saw it with her evil eyes and cancelled it spiritually. He said he was going with an empty passport unknowingly. He said the woman was saying so, you want to go and make it abi? He said the man would pray hard but he wouid have his visa restored as God had said. But he will pray very hard cos of his image that had been dented. He also told him that when the time was ripe he'd see signs. Truly it happened. When he reappeared for another interview a few years later at us embassy in lagos, the visa officer said he had seen all that happened on the system but he wouldn't give him visa but would apply for a waiver of ineligibility which he's seeing on his profile and the application could either be granted or rejected by one and only attorney General of the United States, that he should be checking his mail frequently. One day they mailed him that his waiver had been granted and he should send his passport to us embassy for his visa via a designated DHL office. No interview conducted, additional fees charged. That's h9w God restored him. He's one of the popular figures in Nigeria today...a successful businessman.

At times God wouid just reveal to me some things about my neighbour which would eventually happen. In fact, I can't remember one-tenth of my encounter with God. This is just a few. Cheers.

The world was designed to reward good and evil deeds. Some people's reward come quickly, some take time. It's called karma. Pastors understand this and get trained in other psychological skills which they use to manipulate people like you.

Your spirituality should be your private affair and you should not force it down the throat of others. You painted God as unjust/unfair by describing how "He" rescued you from being caught in exam malpractice while somebody else was caught in your stead. Is that how God works? The God I know is not unjust/unfair, and by virtue of how he has designed this world, we'll all get rewarded for our actions one day. Keep your hands clean and keep doing more of good and favour will follow you. No need allowing one pastor brainwash you into not being able to think for yourself and ascribing everything to the work of God, even when you clearly do wrong/evil. God is not partial/unjust/unfair.

Newton2024:
My proprietress has not paid me my March salary (15k) till today and no work no salary for April. She said she is expecting some parents to pay her during holiday. I'm the only English teacher in the school for both JS & SS. In my next life, I will never be a teacher.

Two worst jobs in Nigeria:
1. To be carrying chalk
2. To be carrying gun

Please get a TEFL certificate free from teacherrecord and apply for English teaching jobs in Japan and Vietnam. It's better than wasting your time in this contraption called Nigeria where education is not valued and the government and political leaders are completely useless people being cheered on by equally stupid citizens

Shameful government and shameful army. If tomorrow foreign countries stop selling weapons to Nigeria then fools will start crying foul. Why shoot innocent people in the name of chasing IPOB?

IPOB and Biafra and Boko Haram are ideologies and you don't defeat ideologies with violence or military might. You defeat ideologies with education, justice, fairness and a corruption free society. But mumu Buhari and the devil incarnate osibanjo don't know these.

Dear Nigerians,

Don't make the mistake of campaigning for or voting for Tinubu or Osibanjo. The former is as old or even older than the disaster called Buhari and so will end up failing to fix Nigeria while the latter is a deceptive crook who as part and parcel of this current regime has aided in the destruction of the socioeconomic life of Nigerians.

Buhari will handle Security.
Osibanjo will handle the economy.

How far with the security?
How far with the economy?

He should stay aloof. He's a failure and anything he touches fails

Dear Nigerians,

Don't make the mistake of campaigning for or voting for Tinubu or Osibanjo. The former is as old or even older than the disaster called Buhari and so will end up failing to fix Nigeria while the latter is a deceptive crook who as part and parcel of this current regime has aided in the destruction of the socioeconomic life of Nigerians.

Buhari will handle Security.
Osibanjo will handle the economy.

How far with the security?
How far with the economy?

All to fool the already foolish masses

Dear Nigerians,

Don't make the mistake of campaigning for or voting for Tinubu or Osibanjo. The former is as old or even older than the disaster called Buhari and so will end up failing to fix Nigeria while the latter is a deceptive crook who as part and parcel of this current regime has aided in the destruction of the socioeconomic life of Nigerians.

Buhari will handle Security.
Osibanjo will handle the economy.

How far with the security?
How far with the economy?

Rubbish show promoting immorality

Dear Nigerians,

Don't make the mistake of campaigning for or voting for Tinubu or Osibanjo. The former is as old or even older than the disaster called Buhari and so will end up failing to fix Nigeria while the latter is a deceptive crook who as part and parcel of this current regime has aided in the destruction of the socioeconomic life of Nigerians.

Buhari will handle Security.
Osibanjo will handle the economy.

How far with the security?
How far with the economy?

They killed Gadaffi because he didn't want to sell his people for dollars printed in their basement... Same dollars they now use to control the world and impose sanctions on anyone who goes against their wish.

Foolish Nigerian leaders like buhari and osibanjo will never work to develop Nigeria because they are greedy and chasing after accumulating more dollars in their basement.

After the disaster called buhari has failed miserably and junketed through the world treating one diseAse after another with government money, time and resources while the country burns, do we now line up to vote for another old sickly man who supervised the killing of protesters at lekki toll gate because they where blocking his daily source of cash, a man who is already suffering from dementia and Alzheimer's disease and will spend the rest of his days touring hospitals in Europe once elected while Nigeria continues to be a living hell for its citizens and people?

Are we so forgetful as a people?

For your mental health and safety avoid infinix and tecno phones. They are substandard products.

Dear Nigerians,

Don't make the mistake of campaigning for or voting for Tinubu or Osibanjo. The former is as old or even older than the disaster called Buhari and so will end up failing to fix Nigeria while the latter is a deceptive crook who as part and parcel of this current regime has aided in the destruction of the socioeconomic life of Nigerians.

Buhari will handle Security.
Osibanjo will handle the economy.

How far with the security?
How far with the economy?

Osibanjo and Buhari government totally killed football in Nigeria

Dear Nigerians,

Don't make the mistake of campaigning for or voting for Tinubu or Osibanjo. The former is as old or even older than the disaster called Buhari and so will end up failing to fix Nigeria while the latter is a deceptive crook who as part and parcel of this current regime has aided in the destruction of the socioeconomic life of Nigerians.

Buhari will handle Security.
Osibanjo will handle the economy.

How far with the security?
How far with the economy?

Voting Jonathan is like going back to one's vomit.

Dear Nigerians,

Don't make the mistake of campaigning for or voting for Tinubu or Osibanjo. The former is as old or even older than the disaster called Buhari and so will end up failing to fix Nigeria while the latter is a deceptive crook who as part and parcel of this current regime has aided in the destruction of the socioeconomic life of Nigerians.

Buhari will handle Security.
Osibanjo will handle the economy.

How far with the security?
How far with the economy?

Dear Nigerians,

Don't make the mistake of campaigning for or voting for Tinubu or Osibanjo. The former is as old or even older than the disaster called Buhari and so will end up failing to fix Nigeria while the latter is a deceptive crook who as part and parcel of this current regime has aided in the destruction of the socioeconomic life of Nigerians.

Buhari will handle Security.
Osibanjo will handle the economy.

How far with the security?
How far with the economy?

Dear Nigerians,

Don't make the mistake of campaigning for or voting for Tinubu or Osibanjo. The former is as old or even older than the disaster called Buhari and so will end up failing to fix Nigeria while the latter is a deceptive crook who as part and parcel of this current regime has aided in the destruction of the socioeconomic life of Nigerians.

Buhari will handle Security.
Osibanjo will handle the economy.

How far with the security?
How far with the economy?

IdanNla:
Right now am devastated not knowing what to do cause this is the same girl am planning on marrying next year or so and I love her more than I can actually comprehend.. Right now she is avoiding me etc But what I wanted to do right now is filling a case at the police station as breaking up has not cross my heart yet but to punish the dude for what he did..

Brother leave that girl alone and face your life and hustle.

My ex told me same tales by moonlight when I discovered she was cheating. I let her go cos she's dishonest and she'll never be loyal to you, if you like kill yourself or collect bullet ontop her matter.

If you try continue the relationship you won't forget the incident and it will cause you to doubt her going forward and you'll be suspicious and this will result in insecurity.

So bro just move on cos she just told that horseshit tales to paint herself as a victim and play on your emotions.

It will be painful to process her loss considering all your time and resources spent on the relationship. But if you value death and insanity more than letting her go then sha continue. Body go tell you las las

You'll find same or even worse level of toxicity in virtually most companies and contract firms in Nigeria... They should beam their searchlight on call centre agent workplace. It's where you'll find man's inhumanity to man

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safarigirl:
LOL

No be make up dey make people look anyway at any age

How you look at 45 is down to genetics, skincare routines and what you eat. If you have money, your skin will look fresh.

What ruins skin a lot of times is this heavy sun, poor eating habits and genetics. That is why they advise people to use sunscreen a lot

The ingredients in those chemicals that that females rub on their face will make them age and look horrible with time... Hence they become addicted to using it more to mask the horribleness.

I have seen countless of them. It never ends well my dear. The saddest part is those closest to you will never tell you this truth. They'll keep flattering you to massage your ego while mocking your looks behind your back. Very sad.

siofra:
I can't.

This is how I feel without makeup.

Start getting used to the no make up face now else you will start looking horrible from 45 upwards.

Wish you all the best

atiku07:
Olodo if the dollars get hits it is a win for the Naira get it

Donkey.
Go study any basic economics textbook and read before putting your stinking ignorance on display without shame.

The story isn't that the husband died as a result of too much sex.

The story is that the husband died because she had extra marital affair, that is, she had sex with another man while still married to this man that died.... and the man died from sleeping with her because she was cheating on him.

There are some cultures where this actually happens... Once a woman cheat and the husband knows and the husband sleeps with her or eat her food, he'll die or the children will die or he'll suffer a terrible illness that will take his life.

In some other cultures, they have reversed the curse to the woman. If she cheats, she will bear all the consequences without effect on the husband or children.

Women that go outside to look for prick while still under the roof of a man who paid your bride price, please be warned. You are doing something that is forbidden in heaven and on earth and you'll bring calamity on your head.

If you're a man and you married a virgin christian woman in church, in front of a real man of God and you made those vows to have only her as your wife, etc... If you go ahead to start cheating and carrying girls behind your wife, my brother you'll suffer untold consequences. Your pockets will empty and you'll be moving from one problem to another.

So let's be wise in a our dealings.

Nature has its way of restoring balance and paying each in his/her own coin.

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Watch the naira plummet further.

Buhari, Tinubu, Osibanjo may thunder strike all of you