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This one is MAD!

davodyguy:
I'm sorry for this guy.
He's playing with death
Remember in 2002/2003 when Mrs world was to be hosted in Nigeria, that a journalist working for Thisday newspapers, joking said all the ladies are so beautiful, even if Prophet Mohammad was alive, he would have picked one of them. Muslims protested and burned so many buildings on the claim that a man that died many years ago has been insulted.

Falz watch it. Muslims don't joke with their religion

Craze!

And people still say that we should vote Buhari in? They must be MAD!

dominion001:
ur list is incomplete without Asaba.

Which Asaba? Asaba is freaking expensive.

Loveisascam:
My experience dating a 28 years old stupid boy - Age and place of employment does not necessarily mean maturity.

I and my bf have been friends online before we finally decided to meet. After meeting, we mutually decided to start dating.

Unknown to me my bf had shared me with two of his friends to tempt me. Friend 1 chatted me up but I didn't give him any attention so he stopped all conversations with me. Friend two chatted me up too but somehow he was able to get my attention. I however clearly told him I had a boyfriend and was not interested in any romantic relationship with him. He told me he didn't have any issues with it but that we could still be friends.

I am a very sincere and open person and so I told my bf about my friendship with Friend two. I usually share screenshots of my conversations with Friend two with my bf. I did not hide any thing from him because I had no intentions to cheat. I was very transparent.

Little did I know that my bf on the other hand was also busy sharing everything that has transpired between us including very sensitive information like our sexual styles, the state of my vagina and even my financial status with his friend.

My bf told friend two to stop the game and leave me alone. Friend two refused. According to him, he realised I was not the slut my boyfriend painted me to be and thought I will be a great catch for a girlfriend.

To discourage him, my bf started slandering me to him.He even went to the extent of telling his friend that
the last time I visited, he didn't enjoy the sex because my vagina was wide and that I had probably slept with some people before meeting him.

I had told friend two that the next time I visit my bf, I will endeavour to make arrangement so we can see too since him and bf stay in the same location. However on visiting my bf, I changed my mind and rather told him to visit my base if he really wants us to meet. He agreed to come around. I told my bf about my plan to meet friend two but didn't tell him that friend two had agreed to come to my base.

Friend two told my bf of his plan to come and visit me in my base and that finally he is going to have his way with me. My bf tried to discourage him from coming but he refused.

My bf was then forced to confess what he had done but told me not to let his friend know he has told me.

I kept chatting and receiving calls from friend two without revealing to him that I knew what he was up to.

After 3 days, I decided to let friend two know that my bf told me about their game. He was shocked and started opening up all my bf told him about me.

He told me my bf never really loved me and that he was with me because he didn't have to spend. I didn't ask him for money and even when I come to visit, I don't ask for tp.

Friend two also told me that my bf said I will be useful in his plans to relocate to Canada as he will convince me he wants us to marry, and that I should support him relocate first and then later when he is stable he will come back to Nigeria so we can wed and then he can bring me over. Meanwhile his actual plan is to relocate to Canada and marry a white girl for citizenship. I would never have suspected this could be my bf plans because he works in an averagely good place where he earns averagely well.

Friend two then advised me never to reveal my financial status to any man and to be selfish when I love. He said he still genuinely wants to date me and that he is sorry.

I am not stupid though. Friend 2 and my bf are idiots. I cannot date any one of them. I have blocked both of them.

This experience has shattered me though. I will never ever trust any man again even the man I marry. I used to believe in the idea of shared finances in marriage but not anymore. No managing with any man.

Men are scum. Love is a scam. The so called bf is a nairalander and I know he makes sensible comments here to deceive innocent girls who don't actually know he is a fool and a scammer.

Men are not scum. The idiot you dated and his friend are scums. Don't you generalize stupidly again!

SIMPLYkush:
good for him, people are opening churches he is here opening devil place, next is quilox, Sheraton etc

This is a very Stuuuupid comment... Idiot!

Look at the youths who are the leaders of today. How does Nigeria even become better with this sort of behavior? No wonder the old generation look at us and laugh whenever we utter the words NOT TO YOUNG TO RULE. How can we even lead a country like this? See how youths are fighting one another because of peanuts offered to them by these useless politicians. This video is shameful. The youths should be ashamed!

Dino Melaye please listen...

I am very happy that your recall process failed woefully not because you have been exceptional but because the useless so called powers that be thought they could usurp your seat in the senate. Let me humbly remind you that it is God who gives all power and he has deemed it fit that you be a serving senator at this point in time. However Mr. Dino you have performed woefully in your constituency. You have kept in your pocket monies for constituency projects. I know Nigerians have become used to poverty that even if you do nothing they will still applaud you. Poverty has a way of twisting and wrecking a man's mind. This is the time to repay your people for their loyalty SDM. They have refused to recall you and they have stood with you. This is the point where you flood your constituency with project left, right and centre. I have nothing more to say to you. Work more and talk less in the senate...

Sylvester Monye
Future leader of the FRN!

Dino Melaye please listen...

I am very happy that your recall process failed woefully not because you have been exceptional but because the useless so called powers that be thought they could usurp your seat in the senate. Let me humbly remind you that it is God who gives all power and he has deemed it fit that you be a serving senator at this point in time. However Mr. Dino you have performed woefully in your constituency. You have kept in your pocket monies for constituency projects. I know Nigerians have become used to poverty that even if you do nothing they will still applaud you. Poverty has a way of twisting and wrecking a man's mind. This is the time to repay your people for their loyalty SDM. They have refused to recall you and they have stood with you. This is the point where you flood your constituency with project left, right and centre. I have nothing more to say to you. Work more and talk less in the senate...

Sylvester Monye
Future leader of the FRN!

Dino Melaye please listen...

I am very happy that your recall process failed woefully not because you have been exceptional but because the useless so called powers that be thought they could usurp your seat in the senate. Let me humbly remind you that it is God who gives all power and he has deemed it fit that you be a serving senator at this point in time. However Mr. Dino you have performed woefully in your constituency. You have kept in your pocket monies for constituency projects. I know Nigerians have become used to poverty that even if you do nothing they will still applaud you. Poverty has a way of twisting and wrecking a man's mind. This is the time to repay your people for their loyalty SDM. They have refused to recall you and they have stood with you. This is the point where you flood your constituency with project left, right and centre. I have nothing more to say to you. Work more and talk less in the senate...

Sylvester Monye
Future leader of the FRN!

I thought melaye was in the intensive care unit? How come he can still tweet?

Dino should take this as a second chance. His constituents have been loyal to him even though he has performed below par in terms on any feasible projects. This is the time to flood his constituency with projects left, right and centre.

Truth Be Told,There Is No Governor Who Walks As Freely As Ayo Fayose In Nigeria!

CliffordOrji:
We Igbos support Senator Dino Melaye. How I wish Senator Dino Melaye can rule us in Igboland. Infact Senator Dino Melaye must rule us in Igboland in Jesus name.
Dino Melaye is greater than all Igbo men both dead and alive.


Dino Melaye is greater than ojukwu
Dino Melaye is greater than chinua achebe
Dino Melaye is greater than nnbamdi azikiwe
Dinoi Melaye is greater than nnamndi kanu

A RECALCITRANT FOOL SPOTTED!

dhardline:
Mark Zuckerberg is a brilliant young man I must say. He keeps improving what he already has to keep the others at bay. If he continues this way he'll soon end up as one of the most powerful men in the world.

He Is Already One Of The Most Powerful Men In The World!

A FOOLish OP Spotted!

Olubee22:
I don't understand again but why do guys always think girls are after their wallets ? Haba! Change that mentality e dakun

Is There Anything Else You Girls Think About? Mtchewwwwwwww.

B2Spirits:
What you should know is that special skills can't be hidden by individuals that possess them. It's like managers getting pissed off with celebrated dribblers with less goals.

I worked as a manager in a company owned by a professor of literature. Most of the meetings took place on WhatsApp platform where contributors are experts in the field, except the owner.
I have found out that rich people always want you to massage their ego even if they are wrong, and prefer losing, at times, to following a commoner's advice. I had never wanted to outshine them, but whenever I perceived that the result of not heeding my advice would be fatal, I would devise linguistic crafts that could only deliver the message to the prof. despite being read by all. The others would hail my language use sophistication, without them knowing that the prof. was smarting. He would have no other choice than submitting to me.

Along the line, he devised ways of making me look stupid, and I quitted when the ovation was loudest.

Now I've secured a new job in an hospital. My job description is purely about presentations--assisting the owner, who has been taking up this role before my arrival. It also requires me to be in the hospital everyday. Here, I normally don't have much to do between 10am and 4pm. Since that I would be busy at night and in the morning, I use that period to shop and and get important stuff done--I would still obtain permission before embarking on these. This job should have more men on shifts, but they don't want to hire more persons.

Being a good orator, my employer felt threatened and stylishly mentioned it in one of his presentations.

In his words, "Don't be surprised at our new man's ability to compete with Mark Twain as an orator. We all have special skills, and you are well aware of mine as not being oratory."

That marked the beginning of dramas.

I have an apartment in the hospital. The TV here has DSTV subscription paid for monthly, and linked with hospital wards.

Two weeks after my arrival, the owner disabled it. His reason is that he doesn't want patients to be watching ungodly channels. Know that Tv in the wards must be switched off by 8pm. But I watch it in my apartment anytime I want. I see this as a calculated attempt to get at me.

It's evident that this man wants me to live as a slave from other policies he rolled out later, and added them to my job descriptions. For instance, he found something meaningless for me to be doing by 10am to 4pm in a bid to pin me to the office at all cost, knowing full well that I use that time preparing my presentations.

Now I'm planning to quit, but my people are saying I intentionally want to throw away an opportunity. What's your take?

First Law Of Power....NEVER OUTSHINE THE MASTER.You Seem To Constantly Violate This Law!

Dyt:
Everyone saying quit job


Yes
She has admitted her mistakes
She's pleading
Still pleading
Dunno why it's hard for men to forgive sha
Not like she's still with him sef
Hian
Very selfish set of humans

Is This One A Human Being?A Woman Lies About An Affair With Her Married Boss And You Are Typing Rubbish...Na Wa!

Yorubest:
Good morning family

I can't sleep and cried all night

I've been married for 3yrs with a son

Before getting married I dated my husband for less than a year and everything was fine.

I don't want to bore you with the details but before getting married, my husband and I agreed to be honest and tell each other everything. I told him about my previous affairs and he didn't have problem with it but I couldn't tell him about the one with my present GM because I still work with him.

Somehow, he got to find out through one his friends who knows my boss. It's not as if he was told the details but he came from a meeting last Friday asking so many questions. It was about my boss and I had to confess to him.

Although what I had with my boss was a fling, he felt I was too cheap as he never asked me out but told me meet him in his house when his wife was away and I did and it happened. Just twice.

My husband keeps saying he doesn't trust me anymore. He's stopped touching me and he rarely talks to me and raises his voice now

He has a good job that pays well and his salary dwarfs mine but I love the job and my career.

What can I do to win him back? I'm confused. Help. No insults please

royalroy

And That Is How You Just Broke The Trust You Had With Your Husband Forever.You Promised To Tell Each Other The Truth,So Why Did You Lie About That One?

[quote author=Pluto16 post=54154421]My brother blocked me on WhatsApp just because i asked him to send me money jockingly (because i know he would never send it) .I've never disturb him with anything before or have any quarrel with him.
He is living abroad and he has never send me money or anything before.He always ignored my messages on bbm, whatsapp and facebook. So I asked him money jokingly today, then He replied with just 'lol' then blocked me afterward. Like i have nothing to offer like i can't add any value to his life. Though he is an half-brother, same father different mother. After he blocked me i feel very sad, like i am nobody.
I can't keep it to myself anymore so i decided to share it on Nairaland.


Stop Feeling Sorry for Yourself Bro And Get Your Act Together.My Elder Half Brother Tried To Bleep With Me Years Ago.I Asked Him For Money And He Shut Me Out.I Stopped Asking And I Worked Hard...I'm Still Working.God Help Me.The Truth Remains Actions Like This Make You A Man And Independent.Learn To Feed Off Negative Energy!

engrobidigbo:
Women get confused when faced with such dilemma because they don't know the power they possess.

The following facts give her a strength when faced with such situation;
1) She's a wife to the man, thus got the keys to his heart
2) She's a daughter to the older man; and we know how men and their daughters get so bonded, sometimes they have stronger bonds
with their daughters than their wife; hence, she's also got the key to his heart.

A woman is married into a family to further unite the home and not break it. If she takes any of th options you gave @op, she'll further tear up her relationship with the other person she didn't cling to.

If i were the woman, I'll yell at both my husband and dad and warn them to stop acting like kids. They'll be shell shocked at your reaction. Next, get them both to sit and talk some sense into them. If they refuse to listen and try to turn the table against you like your dad saying "did you just shout at me?"", then use the cry blackmail tool in your software (all women have this ). Cry that they don't love you that's why they want to destroy you by fighting and quarrelling.

This Is Simply Hilarious!

Charlentine:
well then i guess the best thing to do is exactly what I did; stay straightforward and prepare to take cover when the hostility bombs drop if she's the hostile type shey? Atleast I'd have a very clear conscience. Better than deceiving her.

Na Only You Come Here Begin Ask For Our Opinion,Person Dey Give You Her Opinion,You Dey Form Voltron Defender Of The Universe....Na Wa!

So Someone Will Sit His Or Her Ass Down And Watch This Mediocrity In The Name Of Entertainment?No wonder people Are Poor!

LadyMessi:
I think addressing the public will save us all these suspense

We are his subjects, so we need to know what is going on.

'You Are His Subject'.Do Well To Use The Singular Pronoun Next Time,Because Not All Of Us Are Subjects!

Here Goes Another Female Clown!

This Kind Of Thing Happens In The United States And A Lot Of Heads Will Roll.Damn This Is Simply Stupid Of The NAF!

You Never Jam.Had To Give The Police A Bribe Some Days Ago For Nothing.I Was On A Bike In FestacTown When They Flagged Me Down And Demanded For A Bribe.Nigeria Is DEAD!

Sparkle777:
Oouuch
Dis kain bae for PA?
I dnt gerrit.
Is Tonto blind?
My hubbys PA wil resemble John Okafor, no offence.

LWKMDDDDD

While The Americans And Chinese Focus On Technology,The Blacks Focus On The Dead Pose.Gosh Were Did We Go Wrong?How Can One Start A New year With Such Bizarre Thoughts And Poses?

edudguy:
I disagree First and foremost, Aguiyi Ironsi did not take part in the Coup. He had no idea there was a coup until he got the wind of it. The five Junior Officers otherwise known as The Five Majors with ImNzeogwu as their ring leader also wanted to kill Ironsi as he had killed other officers from other tribefortunately Ironsi got wind of the Coup and botched the Coup, assumed power and decreed a Unitary Constitution. What made the North angry was that after the Coup was botched Ironsi did not Court Martial the Plotters of the Coup instead the Northerners claimed he promoted the Coup Plotters. Ironsi tried to pacify the North by offering the some Northern officers key position in his office and he released some officers who had been thrown in Prison by the Five Majors.. The Northern Officers - humiliated did not care and those released from Prison planned a way to carry out a Counter Coup which was carried out in July 1966.. A very bloody Coup. The Northerners saw the January 15 Coup as an 'Igbo Coup' but in reality Nzeogwu the ring leader of those that carried out the Coup was just an Igbo in paper. Spoke Hausa fluently, dressed like an Hausa when he was not on Uniform had lot of Hausa friends.
Let this be known: Ironsi did not partake in the coup he just got the wind of it as he too would have been killed..
When the Northerners staged a Counter Coup Igbo Officers were killed in hundreds including Ironsi The Northern Officers demanded that Gowon be made Head of State although he was not the most superior officer, a Yoruba Officer - Ogundipe was but the North rejected him and made Gowon Head of State.
After the Coup, Progroms were going on in Major cities in Nigeria, Northerner killed the Igbos and the Yoruba's jeered were the Igbos.. Ojukwu, the Military Governor of Eastern Nigeria alerted Gowon. Gowon promised an end to the Progroms but it did not stop it only got worse... Ojukwu, seeing that the safety of the Igbos could not be assured declared the state of Biafra.. The rest is history

One can clearly see that the wounds of days preceding the war and after the war are yet to be healed. That's why when I see tribes insulting each other I kind of feel sorry for them..
To understand the Nigeria 'story' better, read
'There Was A Country' by Chinua Achebe

You Have said It All.You Sure Do Know Your History!

Candycrusher:
That was before ojukwu betrayed Gowon and refused to sign the aburi accord

If You Have No Idea Of A Thing,You Either Ask Questions Or Just Shut Up.Betrayed My Foot..Boy Go Read Your History.